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04-08-2005, 09:49 pm
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Evil Bunny Land
Welcome to the Evil Bunny Land! It's Evil Bunny open season so grab a rifle from the weapons store and gun those Evil Bunnys down! Why are they evil? They just are...
*starts to mutter darkly about 'evil', 'bunnys' and 'big badaboom'* ...Okay? If you turn on each other, suit yourself but Gun Those God Damn Evil Bunnys Corporation cannot be held responsible for blood-loss, broken bones, twisted ankles, broken egos, dismemberment or any form of injury you sustain during the duration of your stay. We hope your hunting trip is both enjoyable and memorable! *picks up rifle and starts to hunt Bunnys of Evilness*
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#2
06-08-2005, 01:52 am
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Oooh, it's been a while since I posted in the colosseum.
I have nothing against evil bunnies - but i'm not about to miss out on the opportunity to shoot some cute, defenceless little critters with an absurdly high powered rifle. *grabs an anti-tank rifle from the store and positions himself onto of a grassy knoll before firing a few random shots into the scenery*
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#3
07-08-2005, 12:29 am
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*Hugs his sci-fi sniper* YAY!
 Got to love blasting the innocent look out of their eyes!!!  Now then, here bunny bunny bunny!
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#4
07-08-2005, 05:02 am
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Ohhh, little bunny-rabbits you say? Well, I can't let this chance go to waste.
*Picks up super-powered shotgun and walks over to a rabbit* Ohhh, look at the cute little itsy-bitsy bunny-rabbit. So cute! *Shoots bunny with shotgun ten times*
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#5
07-08-2005, 10:13 pm
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*wipes tear from eye*
Ahh....nothing like watching little evil fluffy creatures getting liquified......Anyway! *pulls out a grenade and lobs it at a bunny; the bunny sniffs the grenade before it explodes leaving a small, smoking crater in its wake* I feel so much better now! Better than I would have done if I had taken those pills the doctor said to take anyway...Oh! I forgot to mention that whatever you kill you can take away with you. Not so appeasing at the moment but imagine impressing a girlfriend/female family member with their very own evil bunny fur mittens! Perfect for christmas! ...... I'll shut up now. *pulls out rifle and starts to shoot at anything akin to bunnies*
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#6
08-08-2005, 12:08 am
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*Takes aim at a bunny straight between the eyes, and fires* Heeheehee
Bye bye bunny! *goes over to the corpse and pokes it abit* ARRRRRRGGGG!!!!!! ITS STILL ALIVE AND ITS EATING MY HAND!!!!! *runs around abit and smashes it off on a tree* Well I suppose they are evil... *Kicks another one in the face* Damn bunnies!
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#7
08-08-2005, 08:05 am
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Or he bit you because you shot him..... (carrying half a doussin bunny-furs over the shoulder)
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#8
08-08-2005, 03:35 pm
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*walkes over and makes a fire*
Well, I can't let the bunnies go to waste. *grabs small branches off a tree* Awww, look at the bunnies! *kills bunnies and sticks them on the branches and puts up a sign* Bunnie kebabs! Bunnie Kebabs! Three for a dollar!
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#9
08-08-2005, 08:21 pm
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*hands The Person a slight creased dollar bill and starts to eat evil bunny meat*
Mmm.....so good it's evil! *tosses sticks down before pulling out a large sledge hammer* Before I go on a rampage, let me just say that Shamay, try throwing the bunnies into The Person's fire! *grabs a bunny and does so; the bunny doesn't get up out of the fire* Fire are a bunny's worst nightmare.....Anywhoo! *starts to whack bunnies with the sledge hammer until the thirty or so injured bunnies start to fight back* ........ Help!
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#10
08-08-2005, 09:29 pm
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Hey everybody! Guess what I just bought off Ebay! It's a Bunny Hood from The Legend of Zelda!!
*points to Bunny Hood on head* Why is everybody looking at me like that...?
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#11
09-08-2005, 03:39 pm
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I'd help you Xias, but I feel the need to shoot Fo-er, I mean that big human shaped bunny over there.
*swings the anti-tank rifle around and fires a few random shots in Fox's direction* Oh, i've waited so long for an oppertunity like this!
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#12
09-08-2005, 06:52 pm
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See Xias, its not as easy as youd think!!!
*Grabs a flame-thrower* However, I think it could be *Sets Fox on fire* I got a big one!
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#13
09-08-2005, 09:44 pm
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Lookie, that guy is pretending to be one of you!
*Irate Evil Bunnies attack Fox* Whew, glad that's over with. *tosses grenade in Fox's direction*
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#14
09-08-2005, 11:15 pm
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Evil Bunnies are deffinately against copying
 And we're all against evil bunnies *Torches a few and then goes off to look for another weapon* This ones too easy
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09-08-2005, 11:31 pm
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*Attempts to extinguish the flames and somehow reconnect the missing limbs while rolling on the ground*
I was only showing you the Bunny Hood! The horror! The pain! The bunnies! They're biting me!! *Attempts to defend self by biting the bunnies back*
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