THE KINKY LOUNGE - could get TOO kinky for people under the age of 16...cept everyone

[Mysty]

This is for 16 and overs cept me...I'm an important key to this...as is Ruri-Ruri...lolz

Basically, anything goes...cept rape an stuff like that...big no no...theres a lot of booze, a few poles, jazz music(always hits the spot)


Kinky outfits allowed... well, anythin Kinky is allowed... so have fun, enjoy the booze...

and the entertainment...

Jobs Taken:

Mysty-Hooker, dancer and manager
Ruri-Ruri-Co-Manager...plus other stuff
Angelz*-dancer and entertainment and music control

[Ruri-Ruri]

wow...a kinky sex lounge...theres only one way to sum this up...XD!

[Shamay]

I could get to like it in here...
*sits down at the bar and orders some booze* First things first though!

[Mysty]

It's indeed XD

WOW, I HAVE A KINKY OUTFIT *dies* now, this is good...now...to find customer that want kinkyness for dinner...

[Shamay]

First b33r, then kinkyness!
*Drinks more b33r*
And Id have a kinky outfit... But no...

[Mysty]

*walks upto him with a beer*

I HAVE A KINKY OUTFIT*starts jumpin up and down*

[Thaxul]

shamay isnt 16!!!!
*sits donw, and listens to the jazz music*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
shamay isnt 16!!!!
*sits donw, and listens to the jazz music*

*pokes shamay* ah well...

as for you thax*leans over* you want anything...SHIT YOU CAN SEE DOWN MY TOP!!!damn kinky outfit...

[Thaxul]

:eek: hello mysty ;)

[Ruri-Ruri]

jaazzzz...nice....cool...
and umm...kinky oufits?? heh heh...
*runs and hides behind the bar*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
:eek: hello mysty ;)

*spins round and sits close next to him*

did i scare you??

[Shamay]

*Finally recovers from Mysty jumping up and down*
Ah, you work here Ruri? In that case, Ill have a b33r!

[Thaxul]

scared? pffft...one martini, shaken not stirred
(i always wanted to say that)

and ruri, i can see you! ;)

[Ruri-Ruri]

NO YOU CANT SEE ME! HOGSO HEEEEELLLLLP!

*throws the beer to shamay and the martini to thaxul*

[Thaxul]

thank you....i can still see you!... *downs the martini*
another my fair lady!

[Shamay]

WOO! FLYING B33R! *Drinks the airborn b33r and orders another* I could be here all night... But its time for me to collapse, soooo... *Takes out an emergancy flask of megahol, downs it in one and ends up on the floor spasming*

[Thaxul]

*pokes shamay with a stick.....a kinky stick*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
*pokes shamay with a stick.....a kinky stick*

*leans closer to thax* hum...a kinky stick...could use one of those

*grabs stick as kinky music comes on*....hummm...time to dance... and thax*grabs him* you can be the human pole...

[Thaxul]

lol..*is a pole*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
lol..*is a pole*

*leans next to him*

and i know you'll enjoy this*she puts his arms around his back and gets closer to him*

you'll enjoy this a lot

*she lets go of his hands and puts hers round his neck, and then moves her hands down his back*

[Thaxul]

*still a pole (an excited pole nonetheless)*


you dirty people, not like that!!!!

[Ruri-Ruri]

omg...thaxul, thats just sick! :p

hmm...looks like this place is emptying a bit now...

*makes a dash for the door*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
*still a pole (an excited pole nonetheless)*


you dirty people, not like that!!!!

so... you want to take it up a bit....hum...

[Thaxul]

*still a pole, standing in the middle of the room on his own*
hello?

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
*still a pole, standing in the middle of the room on his own*
hello?

well...we could make the most of it...before i leave...

[Thaxul]

:eek: what do you have in mind?

((remember that this is a PG13 forum :p))

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
:eek: what do you have in mind?

((remember that this is a PG13 forum :p))

I have sumthing in mind *winks*

But...*begins to walk*I'm afraid it'll have to wait, till tomorrow night*blows him a kiss*

C ya hun...

[Thaxul]

okily, bye...I have to go too
bye everyone.

[Hogso]

What the...I think I may have to alter the name of this thread a TAD...just so no ermm admins get the wrong idea maybe lol :D
Originally posted by Ruri-Ruri
NO YOU CANT SEE ME! HOGSO HEEEEELLLLLP!
I'm sure your fine...its not like its something no ones seen before :)

...WAIT! IT IS!
*runs away to a private room with Ruri-Ruri*

[Akion]

LMAO tis great comedy, reminds me of a less sexual version of the english bible black.

ne ways this place is a blatents flaunting of the human ID and is quite sad, but good for a laugh

*walks in and puts on queen: all dead*

much better music

[Shamay]

*gets up and dances* And no I dont care that Im the only one dancing...

[Mysty]

*walks in then gets change out of her uniform into kinky clothes*

YEY....time to get the kinkiness rolling...

[Shamay]

*collapses* Wow... That was... *dies*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Shamay
*collapses* Wow... That was... *dies*

*appears behind him*

and that was what may i hassen to ask...

[Shamay]

Originally posted by Mysty
*walks in then gets change out of her uniform into kinky clothes*
Next time, go into a sepperate room to change... Till then I think Im gonna stay down here... And mayden close my eyes before you hit me...

[Mysty]

welll...why would i hit you, ur a customer...lolz....want a drink??

[Shamay]

Well in that case! *Opens his eyes, jumps up and orders a b33r* I knew I liked it in here :D

[Mysty]

Anythin specific you wish to drink.... any particular beer...or jusr b33r???

[Shamay]

M4g1c b33r of course! Its third from the left, next to the Carlsburg!

I feel like Im missing out on the kinky action, what can I do?

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Shamay
M4g1c b33r of course! Its third from the left, next to the Carlsburg!

I feel like Im missing out on the kinky action, what can I do?

erm...think of kinky stuff is a start...lolz*gets you a beer*

there ya go...enjoy, XD

[Shamay]

I will! *Enjoys* See, now I think the fact that I have difficultly thinking of kinky stuff proves that Im not that perverted!

Hm... *falls over again* I quite like it down here really...

[Mysty]

lolz...ok then, XD...*claps hand and a girl appears in front of him as does a pole*

this is what this bars about...

[Shamay]

Woo!!! *gets back up* Now this is what all bars should have! Randomly appearing pole-dancers!

[Mysty]

Lolz...you better get used to it, they kno whow to have fun with you

~She sits on the bar and begins to swing her legs~

[Shamay]

*Faints, and crawls off somewhere to cool down*

[Thaxul]

lol, its too much for our little shamay! :p

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Shamay
*Faints, and crawls off somewhere to cool down*

i'm sorry hun...but your gonna have to get used to it, if ur comin here often

~sees thax and walks towards him, pushing him onto a chair~

I've been waiting for you

[Thaxul]

:eek: eeek!!!

*thax faints and crawls away*

its too much for me too!! :p

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
:eek: eeek!!!

*thax faints and crawls away*

its too much for me too!! :p

too much....~begins to walk away~

yuo could handle it yesterday...

[Shamay]

*Grabs Thaxul by the lapels (I dont care if youre not wearing any) and throws him to mysty* He's all yours!

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Shamay
*Grabs Thaxul by the lapels (I dont care if youre not wearing any) and throws him to mysty* He's all yours!


tis ok *goes back behind the bar* I have alcohol to serve*

[Thaxul]

lapels? :confused:

I could handle it yesterday, because i was in a better mood then...

[Shamay]

I dont actually know what lapels are, they just sound cool... And if that be the case, Ill have another b33r please!

[Thaxul]

are they the things that 70's people wore on their shirst? the ...things...?

[Mysty]

*throws them all beersa nd claps her hand so more enterainment appears*

enjoy my friends...adn Thax, i'll get you another night...

[Thaxul]

what kind of entertainment?

[Akion]

why is this place even in here its not an arena of ne kind?

[Shamay]

Mysty: YAY! B33R! AND MORE YAY ENTERTAINMENT!

Thaxul: Lapels (I think) are like a collar in the 19th century

Akion: I think its here becuase it involves role-play, but if you feel it should be an arena... *Punches Akion drunkenly*

[blackkite]

never expected a kinky lounge amidst the realms of battles...ahwell....whos on hooker duty?

[Mysty]

I'M ON HOOKER DUTY...i think...

[Angelz*]

wow _ ooooooohhh_

a Kinky sex lounge . . WAY COOL""""""

[Angelz*]

. . oh yeah . . im a dancer . . . .ooohhhhh!! . . .*starts dancing* WooT^^

[Mysty]

*hands you a pole* That'll make it more enjoyable, XD

[wraith]

This place is....ummmm......interesting!:D

[Shamay]

Its more than interesting :D
*Gazes around at the entertainment* Yep, more than interesting :D
*dances and drinks some megahol* Its kinda unfair that its harder for guys to be kinky... :(

[wraith]

nononono! I just sed it was interesting so i wouldnt seem over-enthusiastic!

[Shamay]

Ah well, doesn't matter! *Grabs wraith and throws him towards the pole dancers* ENJOY!

[wraith]

wheeeeee! *dances*

[blackkite]

....guuuuuuuuuuuuh....hmm...whos that?*points* oh, thats that wierd dot that has dot in it...oh, its called dot...!

[White_Tulip]

*Walks on* Like hii!! *huggles everyone and kisscles them*

[Angelz*]

*Walks in and puts on kinky wings, and kinky leg warmers* where is everyone . . . ?

[White_Tulip]

cud i do a kinky pic for here?

[Hogso]

*grumblegrumbleohchristnotanotheronegrumblegrumble *
<jk...?> :p

Well...submitting stuff in the fan art forum is fine...but if you DO do ''kinky'' pics, I think you should talk to Mysty, shes ermm...into that aswell :)

*disappears again*

[Shamay]

Originally posted by White_Tulip
*Walks on* Like hii!! *huggles everyone and kisscles them* WOO! Heelo! *Gives you a spoon* Yay!

*Runs around the bar then smashes into a pole and collapses for a while*

[Mysty]

so its still alive...and iwas thinking of gettin the name of the topic changed...wot ya peeps think

should it ne


1)The Kinky Sex Lounge: Where all Battlers can come to rest after a long day fighting

or...

2)The Kinky Sex Lounge: Come rest and re~charge urself after a long day of battles

[Shamay]

Id say the second one... And now for my rest! :D