aqua's beach

[mimiru_rei]

this is my private beach on a deserted island, with miles of soft white sand and perfectly clear blue sea. (previously aqua's beach)

there is a bar area which serves any drink you could wish for. next to the bar are numerous sun loungers that can be used.
behind the bar is a thick forest (not a good idea to go in there as chances are you'll get lost.)

also the sun is perfect for getting a tan and the sun never sets, so its 24 hours of sunlight!

rules: its hand-to-hand combat only, no weapons of any kind and no special moves espically ultima. and now if i catch anyone using ultima for any reason, it will be punishable by however i see fit!

if people aren't fighting they can watch any fights from the sun loungers next to the bar and top up their tans.
also you can swim in the sea if you like as there aren't sharks or jellyfish in it! just remember don't go into the forest!

also littering is punishable by instant death to the person who littered. you can kill them yourself by any means or use the katana which is behind the bar, or just wait till i return and i'll deal with them!

[Thaxul]

ah! heaven!!!
*thaxul goes to the bar, and order a glass of coke, withice (im starting easy) then goes and puts on some sun cream, and lies down on the sun loungers*

[Mysty]

*flies and smashes into the bar*

the sun the sun...MUST FIND SHADE!!!

[mimiru_rei]

hey! don't break my bar! you shouldn't have come onto the beach if you can't stand sunlight! the only dark area is in the forest - but if you get lost its your fault!

*aqua points mysty in direction of the forest*

my poor bar, what did she do to you? *aqua starts to rebuild the bar*

[Thaxul]

*is asleep* .....uhm.....DAMN YOU..........I dont want to go to school today.......*snores*........

[mimiru_rei]

hey, stop sleeping, at least try and start a fight with someone!
*aqua throws a spare piece of wood at thaxul's head*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
hey! don't break my bar! you shouldn't have come onto the beach if you can't stand sunlight! the only dark area is in the forest - but if you get lost its your fault!

*aqua points mysty in direction of the forest*

my poor bar, what did she do to you? *aqua starts to rebuild the bar*

I'M SO SOWWY... can't i just go under the shade of a tree or sumthin...damn...

i feel really mean now... breakin ur bar n all...*flies off into her corner and says to corner...i've missed you*

[mimiru_rei]

its okay, also what corner this is a beach outdoors! there are no corners!

and as you are my friend i'll do something to help you
*aqua makes mysty a magical pendant that protects her from the sun and hands it to mysty* you should be okay now, but remember it only makes you impervious to the sun and not other slayer weapons! :D

[Mysty]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
its okay, also what corner this is a beach outdoors! there are no corners!

and as you are my friend i'll do something to help you
*aqua makes mysty a magical pendant that protects her from the sun and hands it to mysty* you should be okay now, but remember it only makes you impervious to the sun and not other slayer weapons! :D

thats ok...anyway....theres only one way to defeat dracula...and one way to defeat a goddess, i'll be ok... *crawls out from under a tree....

wow... so this is what the sun looks like...

[Akion]

Akion walks along and smirks at mysty then looks at the broken bar

"well i guess theres no drink for me yet, bugger"

Akion starts to build a sand castle while waiting for more people

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Akion
Akion walks along and smirks at mysty then looks at the broken bar

"well i guess theres no drink for me yet, bugger"

Akion starts to build a sand castle while waiting for more people

DONT SMIRKAT ME!!! IT'S RUDE*hits you with a plank of wood*

[Akion]

Originally posted by Mysty
DONT SMIRKAT ME!!! IT'S RUDE*hits you with a plank of wood*

Akion looks at her, "whats Smirkat?" he asks laughing rubbing his head "that hurt, owwie"

[mimiru_rei]

don't try and be clever, you know perfectly well it was a typo and she meant smirk at!
*aqua kicks akions sand castle into his face*

[Akion]

"AHHHH SAND" Akion starts to rubb the sand out of his eyes.

"why's every one hate me? oh well" Akion throws a clump of sand back at aqua

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua blocks the clump of sand with her arm*

we don't hate you just here you are meant to fight, and i've chosen you as you are the only person here right now!

*aqua kicks akion in the head while he is still rubbing sand out of his eyes*

[Akion]

Akion falls back in the sand rubbing the reminants of the castle from his eyes

"fine if thats the way you want it" Akion gets up throwing a punch at Aqua's gut.

[mimiru_rei]

at last a fight, woo-hoo!
*aqua does a roundhouse aimed at akion's head*
(you don't need to put speak marks round what you say, just put * * around your actions)

[Akion]

((okies but i was doing a literate on lol but I'll play it your way :P))

*Akion raises his fore arm in defence blocking Aqua's leg, then with a second hand he grabbs her foot in mid air and spins it and it's owner in mid air, then kicking at her sending Aqua sprawling across the hot sand*

good enough challenge? *Akion smirks taking up a ready fighting position* you're playing with the big boys now.

[mimiru_rei]

don't under estimate me, as i am a slayer after all and haven't been crowned ultimate warrior for nothing!

*aqua jumps off the sand, and brushes the sand off herself, and also takes up a fighting stance* when you are ready, and no holding back 'kay!

[Akion]

*Akion smirked, his aura flaring to bright white, seeing Aqua's look he laughs* This isn't a power simply an extention

*Akion ran forward running his fist into Aqua's chest*

((if my aura aint allowed just say))

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
rules: its hand-to-hand combat only, no weapons of any kind and no special moves espically ultima.

thats techinically a special move you just did, which aren't allowed on this beach, so its effect has been nulified and didn't affect me!

*now that akion is close to aqua, she knees him in the groin making him bend over and she then knees him in the head making him fall to the ground, where she kicks him in the ribs and back-flips away and takes a fighting stance again*

getting close to me leaves yourself open *laughs*

[Akion]

((an aura is simply an over flow of Ki energy, every one has one, lol just that by making mine visible i'm releasing some of the holds i have on my strength, but meh so what an aura dosn't effect any one but myself, if it counts it counts I only released it cause u wanted me to not hold back but i won't use it as it's breaching the rules))

*Akion got up shaking his head, rubbing his chest,* man that hurt oh well pain isn't any thing new

*akion took a fighting pose and then scanned Aqua looking at her pose noticing her flaw he moved, vanishing; re-appearing behind her, linking his arms under hers,* German Suplex! * Akion doubles over drawing Aqua with him untill his body is an ached shape, this in turn smashed Aqua's face into the floor. Akion gets up moving away quickly waiting.*

heh, Like the sand?

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua jumps up off the sand, dusts more sand of herself and glares at akion* right enough is enough, i will not lose to you!

and if teleporting isn't a special move i don't know what is!

*aqua runs up to akion smashes him in the face with both her fists and all her slayer strength knocking him to the ground. aqua then jumps on top of him and starts to strangle him, but when his arms start flailing about and hitting aqua, she simply breaks his neck instead. and then gets up and orders a drink from the completed bar*

that was a good fight, now all you have to do is wait for someone to revive you lol

[Akion]

((it wasn't teleporting it was a high speed of movment, faster than human, or in your case slayer eyesight))

God damn you know how bad that hurts, and having a broken neck aint death, just in cabilitating if you rip the nerve cords

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Akion
God damn you know how bad that hurts, and having a broken neck aint death, just in cabilitating if you rip the nerve cords

it does mean death when i do it, as i do it right! *smiles evily while enjoying her drink at the bar* so you are dead now!

[Akion]

God damn death hurts, lol ne ways how was my debut fight, oh one who took the quick way out?

[mimiru_rei]

it was good, you could have beaten me if i hadn't took the quick way out, sometimes simplicity is the key to winning! and i'm sure someone will revive you sooner or later - i would but i don't want to fight you again so soon!

*aqua continues to drink at the bar and ignores the body lying on the beach*

[Akion]

lol oh well ethrally floating above your still corpse which has a broken neck is always fun, though life is still more fun lol I want a coke, man there aint ever anything good in death

[Moonstone]

MMM hey nice place hey waiter can i have a chicken curry RIGHT NOW

[mimiru_rei]

its not that kind of bar (read the rules first or leave my arena) it only serves drinks!

*aqua hits moonstone hard round the back of the head* also trying fighting now and again, even though you will only lose again!

[Akion]

*Solidfys his sould enough to kick moon stone enough in the groin :D* ((i don't care if it s a special power It needed to be done and it's reliefe of some pent up anger))

Man being dead aint all its cracked up to be where the ton of angels and stuff, life much more fun

[Moonstone]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
its not that kind of bar (read the rules first or leave my arena) it only serves drinks!

*aqua hits moonstone hard round the back of the head* also trying fighting now and again, even though you will only lose again! mwahaha sure im the second best warrior here on the forum i wont lose

[Akion]

revive me mate and give me a fair hands to hands without any quick kills and you'll soon think differently.

[Hogso]

A beach!?! Cooool...Surfs up doods! :p

[Akion]

*floats aimlessly around, waiting for a revival into life or death in deth, take this time to kick Moonstone in the nuts again."

[femme_fatale]

whoo a beach!
*floats on her back and accidentally kicks moon in the nuts for akion*

oops...

[Moonstone]

MWAHHA that didnt hurt i have metal nuts:D

[femme_fatale]

lovely moon...
somebody get me some mint choc... *sob* i need some :(

[Moonstone]

here u go*moonstone hand s femme some of the finest milk chocky*

[Hogso]

But it'd melt on the beach! :(

[femme_fatale]

mint's nicer *sob*
and i don't care lol - i like melted chocy! :p

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
hey, stop sleeping, at least try and start a fight with someone!
*aqua throws a spare piece of wood at thaxul's head*

*just wakes up now*
hey, dont throw stuff at me!!!

*looks around*
I see moonstone hasnt read the rules again!!!

[femme_fatale]

oh - we're fighting? ok?

*strikes up a fight with a cow for no sad reason*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by femme_fatale
oh - we're fighting? ok?

*strikes up a fight with a cow for no sad reason*

too much runescape! :p

[femme_fatale]

lol - i love to fight with anything! :p

ps. have you ever heard of cows at sea until now? lol

[Hogso]

Yeah!! Those...sea cow things!! NA NA NAAA NAAA!! :p

[femme_fatale]

lol - i love being crazy! :D

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Moonstone
mwahaha sure im the second best warrior here on the forum i wont lose

yeah, but i'm still not sure why you are there are so many better fighters than you! also this is my arena and i can do what i like here lol. and i have no intention of letting you win against me!

*aqua grabs the katana from behind the bar and decapitates moonstone* thats for being you, and not fighting in this arena at all!

i know that i went against the rules, but as its my arena i'm the only one who can break the rules if the situation demands it. so if i find you use ultima to revive yourself - there will hell to pay!

[Akion]

Originally posted by femme_fatale
whoo a beach!
*floats on her back and accidentally kicks moon in the nuts for akion*

oops...

*hands over an ever lasting mint chocy cone from the ethreal plain,*

all they sell here and i ahte the things revive me and its your's

[Moonstone]

moonstone *revives himself using ultima*im sorry aqua i had no choice

[Hogso]

Moonstone...you did have a choice!! Not revive yourself!!

[Moonstone]

ok u revive me *moonstone jumps off a cliff and dies* hey revive me

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Moonstone
ok u revive me *moonstone jumps off a cliff and dies* hey revive me

*walks straight past* what did you say, i'm sorry but i cant here you...


SPLAT!!!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
i know that i went against the rules, but as its my arena i'm the only one who can break the rules if the situation demands it. so if i find you use ultima to revive yourself - there will hell to pay!

Originally posted by Moonstone
moonstone *revives himself using ultima* im sorry aqua i had no choice

obviously you didn't read my post enough, i said there will be hell to pay and so now there is!

*mimiru_rei revives moonstone and then turns him into a cheerleader trophy and displays him in the bar!* and the only way to break the spell is to kill me permantly.
i think thats deserving enough punishment for now!
*laughs at moonstone*

[Mysty]

*laughs at moonstone as wwll*

you seriously are the ultimate warror aqua/mimiru^^;;

[Hogso]

A cheerleading trophy...oh, the shame :'(
He deserved it tho...it was made very clear in the rules!!

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Hogso
A cheerleading trophy...oh, the shame :'(
He deserved it tho...it was made very clear in the rules!!

serves him right for not reading them then!!!

[night]

*night has a drink out a coconut, watching the crisp sea...*

[Mysty]

*myst gets bored and kicks night*

[mimiru_rei]

*mimiru_rei joins mysty in hurting night, she grabs the coconut he was drinking from and starts hitting him over the head with it!*now this is fun *laughs*

[Thaxul]

*hears the coconut hitting nights head, and wakes up after 2 weeks of sleep*
*stretches, and looks around*
*goes back to sleep*

[mimiru_rei]

*mimiru_rei takes a break from hurting night to deal with a sleeping thaxul by burying him in sand* that will teach you to only sleep in my arena!

*then she goes back to hurting night with coconut*

[Thaxul]

*pauses the fight*
is my head under the sand?

[mimiru_rei]

*looks to thaxul while still using the coconut on night* yup, damn right your head is under the sand!

[Thaxul]

ok, good thing I can breath under sand! :p

[mimiru_rei]

*mimiru_rei takes her frustration out on night's head breaking the coconut* opps, i think that was too hard! but nevermind *laughs*

and thaxul i'm sure that ability isn't in your profile not that it matters as this is my arena i can do this!
*laughs and takes away thaxul's ability to breath under the sand*

[Thaxul]

GAH!! (theres no gonk smilie)

thats not fair!
*digs himself out from the sane*
*unpauses fight*

[mimiru_rei]

i restarted the fight on my own as i don't need you to tell me when i can and cannot fight thank you very much

*briefly pokes tounge out at thaxul and then pulls it back in so he can't do anything to it like last time* see i learn't from what happened last time *laughs*

[wraith]

*pops up from tunnel* HEY!HEY! Look whos back!!

[mimiru_rei]

grrrr - what the hell do you think you are doing to my lovely beach? and in theory we are all back after this forum has been closed for two weeks and it only reopened today!

*mimiru_rei knocks wraith back down the hole he made and fills it in again!*

[wraith]

*screams and melts up thru the sand* sorry! Im just happy the sites back

[mimiru_rei]

yes we are all happy that the forum is back! and has anyone told you that you scream like a girl?

*mimiru_rei does a roundhouse on wraith*

[wraith]

*wraith thuds into the sand* Um......yes they have!

[mimiru_rei]

then are you tempted to not try and scream like a girl?

*mimiru_rei kicks sand at wraith* aren't you gonna at least try and fight back?

if you do make sure you read the rules first - you don't want to end up like moonstone!

*points to the cheerleading trophy that is moonstone behind the bar*

[wraith]

grrr! *wraiths eyes glow and he hurls coconuts at mimiru* YOU DIE NOW!!!!

[mimiru_rei]

where the hell do people keep getting these cocnuts as there aren't any on this island?

*mimiru_rei uses her slayer abilities (which i still have despite being a retired slayer now) to deflect all the coconuts except the last one which she kicks back at wraith's head hitting him on the temple*

[wraith]

UGH! I feel kinda woozily! *wraith falls over and logs out* g2g cyall l8r

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by wraith
UGH! I feel kinda woozily! *wraith falls over and logs out* g2g cyall l8r

i'm not surprised that had to hurt - even though it was very funny from my point of view!

(you don't have to tell everyone your are leaving you can just go without saying see ya later)

[Mysty]

*sees a coconut and starts eating it*

[Thaxul]

slayers dont retire! :rolleyes: they keep doing what they o, until they die!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
slayers dont retire! :rolleyes: they keep doing what they o, until they die!

if you have seen the final episode of Buffy then you know it is very possible for slayers to now retire if they wish
*smacks thaxul round the back of the head for being insolent to mimiru_rei*

[Thaxul]

oh, yeah...i thought that after i posted :p but i was too lazy to edit it! :rolleyes:

[mimiru_rei]

grrr damn lazy people! and will someone please fight me?
*mimiru_rei attacks the nearest person (thaxul) and does a roundhouse aimed at his head*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul quickly blocks mimiru_rei's speeding foot, and throws her 20 feet away*

[mimiru_rei]

*mimiru_rei uses her ninja abilities to land on her feet, pulls out a rocket launcher and aims it at thaxul and waves bye at him and laughs*

[Mysty]

*Myst sits backas and watches....then carries on eaitin coconuts*

[wraith]

RAR! MY COCONUT!!

[mimiru_rei]

RAR!!!! my beach - now prepare to defend yourself! *mimiru_rei takes a defensive stance*

[wraith]

Hmmm, DIE!!! *wraith lunges at mimiru swinging his fists*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
*mimiru_rei uses her ninja abilities to land on her feet, pulls out a rocket launcher and aims it at thaxul and waves bye at him and laughs*
*thaxul runs as fast as his legs can carry him, before he is carried off byhis beloved eagles*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by wraith
Hmmm, DIE!!! *wraith lunges at mimiru swinging his fists*

*mimiru_rei grabs both his fists tightly and starts to bend his arms in the way they won't go causing lots of pain and forcing wraith to kneel on the ground* i'll only stop when you cry mercy!

and thaxul thats the best decision you've made in a while too lol

[wraith]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
*mimiru_rei grabs both his fists tightly and starts to bend his arms in the way they won't go causing lots of pain and forcing wraith to kneel on the ground* i'll only stop when you cry mercy!

and thaxul thats the best decision you've made in a while too lol HMPH! *wraith spins and kicks mimirus heels thus tripping her*

[Thaxul]

*seeing mimiru_rei has dropped her bazooka, thaxul orders the eagle to turn back*
*he draws glamdring, and holds it out in his right hand, as he continues to fly at mimiru_rei with great speed*

[mimiru_rei]

oh so now you two are teaming up against me huh? fine then!

*mimiru_picks herself up and grabs wraith, uses him as a human sheild against thaxul's glamdring. the glamdring then goes straight into wraith, killing him and mimiru_rei drops his body and goes for thaxul and puts him into a headlock forces him to drop the glamdring and starts to choke him*

[wraith]

ow! *dies*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul drops glamdring, and starts to elbow mimiru_rei in the ribs, until she lets go*
*then thaxul kicks mimiru_rei in the face, sending her flying*
*he picks up glamdring again*

[mimiru_rei]

now thats no way to treat a woman! kicking me in the face how rude! and hey excuse me - you just broke the rules this is meant to be hand-to-hand combat only

*uses magical powers to turn thaxul into a coconut as punishment for breaking the rules* anyone want a coconut to eat

*also mimiru_rei revives wraith*

[wraith]

me wanty coconut! wooperooty

[Thaxul]

just so you know wraith, im a posoned coconut! ;)

[wraith]

meh *chomp*

[mimiru_rei]

*goes to give wraith the coconut but finds he has already taken it* oh well enjoy wraith

[wraith]

muwahaha thax tastes good as a cocnut!

[Thaxul]

*my poison kills wraith*
heh heh!!!

[mimiru_rei]

*revives wraith but not thaxul*

[wraith]

*dances*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul, still in wraiths system, continues to reak havoc with his organs*

[wraith]

HAHAHAHA! Shows what you know! I dont have organs! Nehoo buh-bye!

[Thaxul]

?????? then, shouldnt you be deaD???????

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
?????? then, shouldnt you be deaD???????

technically yes...but in this case...no...

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Mysty
technically yes...but in this case...no...
oh, right! lol

*still a coconut in wraiths system* :p

[Mysty]

*laughs at the coconut*

it could either have that or me eat it...it got the worst end of the deal

[Akion]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
*mimiru_rei uses her ninja abilities to land on her feet, pulls out a rocket launcher and aims it at thaxul and waves bye at him and laughs*

thats a weapon and your own rules stated that you aint allowed weapons. o.0

also i would fightbut i've yet to be reveived

[night]

*night is hiding under a thin layer of sand on the beach*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Akion
thats a weapon and your own rules stated that you aint allowed weapons. o.0

also i would fightbut i've yet to be reveived
oh yeah, so, technically, i shouldnt be a cocnut, and moonstoine shouldnt be a trophy, if the creator of the thread isnt going to follow the rules either.

or, you should be turned into an inaminate object too.

[Hogso]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
i know that i went against the rules, but as its my arena i'm the only one who can break the rules if the situation demands it.
*cough* ;P

[Thaxul]

when did she say that? :confused:

[Hogso]

Ermmm...a while ago...
*runs into the sea*

[Thaxul]

lol..*still a coconut*

[mimiru_rei]

*mimiru_rei smacks the coconut known as thaxul into the sea and just laughs*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
*mimiru_rei smacks the coconut known as thaxul into the sea and just laughs*

oh no...thaul....*saves him, then eats him*

[Thaxul]

wait, I was in wraith.... :confused:

[mimiru_rei]

*mimiru_rei activates the reset button*

[Thaxul]

yay, im not a coconut! :D
*kicks mimiru_rei for turning him into a coconut*

[Mysty]

*kicks thax for kicking mimiru_rei*

[Thaxul]

*tackle-glomps ruri*

[Ruri-Ruri]

that was a bit uncalled for! :(

[Thaxul]

but...you....kicked me! :confused:

[Mysty]

I could hug you if i wanted...

[Ruri-Ruri]

Originally posted by Thaxul
but...you....kicked me! :confused:
NO I DIDNT!! :(

[Thaxul]

ah damn...i got confused..mysty kicked my, and i thought it was mimiru_rei, but she said she kicked me for kicking mimiru, and i assumed it was you, cos you and mimiru are good friends.

sorry, about the tackle glomp, but thats actually a nice, friendly way to greet someone! :(

[Ruri-Ruri]

the glomp bit might be...but not the tackle!

*glomp-tackles thaxul*

now we're even! :p

[Mysty]

can i help??

*glomp tackles thax but misses*

[Thaxul]

:p missed me!! :p

[Akion]

Akion feels himself violently pulled from the etheric plain or reality his physical being being re-composed cell by cell. he fall to the floor in pain and agony

"Holy shit that kills, do you know what retruning to life in an instants like? guess not, but bloody hell, feeling every nerve re-grow in a split second, Gwad that stings."

Akion gets up brushing himself off feeling the newly formed skin on his body the touch of them tingles.

"Well at least I'm alive I guess, but death wasn't as painful as being brought back."

[Mysty]

*throws a coconut at you*

[White_Tulip]

*sings* LETS ALL GO SUUUUUUUUUUUUUURFIN!

[Hogso]

I'm up for that! :D

*puts on Beach Boys!*

[mimiru_rei]

Nooooooooooo - you cannot play the beach boys! *mimiru_rei breaks whatever is playing the beach boys*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
Nooooooooooo - you cannot play the beach boys! *mimiru_rei breaks whatever is playing the beach boys*

*mysty helps*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Mysty
*mysty helps*

thanks but i had pretty much got it done on my own though
*mimiru_rei gets her own cd player from the bar and puts on her own decent music*

[Mysty]

oh....erm...ok...*Mysty wonders off and falls asleep under a tree*

[Hogso]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
Nooooooooooo - you cannot play the beach boys! *mimiru_rei breaks whatever is playing the beach boys*
Ohhhhhh come on, Beach Boys ROCK!!! RAAAA HARDCORE!! \m/ :p

[mimiru_rei]

don't think just cos your my best friend and a mod that i won't hurt you! *mimiru_rei hits hogso round the back of the head* no beach boys regardless of how 'hardcore' they are!

[Mysty]

*remains under the tree not wanting to get involved then throws a coconut on her head*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Mysty
*remains under the tree not wanting to get involved then throws a coconut on her head*

what?

[Hogso]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
don't think just cos your my best friend and a mod that i won't hurt you! *mimiru_rei hits hogso round the back of the head* no beach boys regardless of how 'hardcore' they are!
*rubs back of his head*

Yeah, your right I guess, they arent very hardcore I guess...lolzzzzzzzz :D

*runs back into sea*

[Mysty]

did i spam...sowwy*runs off mimiru's beach*

[Moonstone]

hey guys mmm can i have some beer

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Mysty
did i spam...sowwy*runs off mimiru's beach*

mysty, you didn't spam - just what you said didn't make any sense thats all (or not to me anyway lol) so please come back

and moonstone, no you can't cos

1. the bar only serves spirits
2. you just spammed my thread
3. you are still a cheerleading throphy that is behind the bar
(that was the only thing unaffected by the reset i did a few days ago)

[Moonstone]

im a what lol a trophy who did that

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Moonstone
im a what lol a trophy who did that

a cheerleading trophy, and i did that to you cos you broke my rules and used ultima despite clearly warning you not to!

and if you don't know what cheerleading is - then wtf, you should try looking it up on the internet to find out.

also may i suggest you try reading back now and again so people don't have to explain everything to you!

[White_Tulip]

*jumps on a surf bord*
WAYHEY!

[Mysty]

I"M back!!! *flutters in and lands on a rock...then sees a coconut so kicks it randomly across the beach

[mimiru_rei]

why the hell do people keep thinking there are coconuts on this beach when there aren't - oh yeah its wraith's fault! *makes gesture similar to the image in her sig at wraith*

[Mysty]

~coconut disappears...NOOOOOOOOOOOO... i was enjoying that too...*finds an orange* i can kick this instead!!!

[mimiru_rei]

here use this instead *passes a volleyball form the volleyball court a few meters away* it will be more fun than a orange!

[Mysty]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
here use this instead *passes a volleyball form the volleyball court a few meters away* it will be more fun than a orange!

~takes volleyball and begins kicking it~

your right mimiru_rei, it is more fun!!

[Hogso]

Originally posted by White_Tulip
*jumps on a surf bord*
WAYHEY!
You have the right idea there! :D

*puts BEACH BOYS (RAAA!!! HARDORE!!!1122K233722737487ABCDEYWETG6W5!!!) on his Waterproof Walkman*

heheheee!! surfs up lolzzzzzzz

[mimiru_rei]

*sigh* what did i tell you about no beach boys on my beach, even on your walkman too

*grabs her tazer and fries hogso's walkman with it, and uses it on him as well*

[Hogso]

AAAHZHZHZHA!! That hurt! Shit...no beach boys at all huh? Hows about THE MONKEEEEES?
Naw, just kiddin :p

*continues to surf...music-less*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Hogso
Hows about THE MONKEEEEES?
Naw, just kiddin :p

*continues to surf...music-less*

the monkies? who the f*ck? *causes lightning to strike hogso* if its not recent and i don't like it you aren't playing it!

[Hogso]

Hmmm...some other music that is good for surfing AND mimiru_rei will like...hmm...how about the sound of the waves? awwwwww :S

[blackkite]

*sits down and pits on some ice cream*....DOH!

[blackkite]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
the monkies? who the f*ck? *causes lightning to strike hogso* if its not recent and i don't like it you aren't playing it!

instead of the monkee's...how about the gorrila's?
"im happy, feeling glad! i got sunshine! in a bag! im useless, but not for long the future...."

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by blackkite
instead of the monkee's...how about the gorrila's?
"im happy, feeling glad! i got sunshine! in a bag! im useless, but not for long the future...."

*mimiru_rei brings down a tsunami on blackkite's head* no way!!! they are even worse than hogso's suggestion! how about we just have silence and the sounds of nature 'kay!

[blackkite]

what about led zepplin? metallica? america? ...motorhead?

[mimiru_rei]

No F*ckin' Music!!!! you can just listen to nature - got it!

[blackkite]

...iron maiden? they have one or two nature songs!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
No F*ckin' Music!!!!

...

[blackkite]

....
....
....
....
...ok...*sigh*
can i get an apartment next to the beach and play music in the apartment!?

[mimiru_rei]

*sighs* there are no appartment buildings on this island, its an arena so there is no need for them! *hits blackkite*

[blackkite]

ooow! *mutter, grumble* i only asked!!! *rub's head* anyone got a lump tonic?

[mimiru_rei]

yes, i have one *does a roundhouse on blackkite* the best tonic for a lump is for someone to hurt you else where *laughs at blackkite*

[blackkite]

oww!...evil woman with a heart full of darkness!

[mimiru_rei]

evil? you have no idea what true evil is!

*jumps onto blackkite's back and starts hitting him round the head* you know its at times like these you ought to fight back!

[blackkite]

...maybe im safer in the battle arena! and WTFing hell are you doing on my back!?

[mimiru_rei]

hitting you around the head, what else would i be doing?
*continues to hit blackkite round the head just harder than before* fight, damn you!

[blackkite]

*turns to spirit form and rise's into the sky!*

[mimiru_rei]

i know i said fight but at least read the rules first!

1. no special powers, it hand to hand combat only.
(and yes, i've been using special powers but thats cos its my thread and only on people who have broken my rules)

2. no weapons either, just in case you were thinking of using them

*as no special powers are allowed blackkite returns to his normal form in mid air and crashes to the ground, then mimiru_rei walks over and starts kicking him in the side*

[blackkite]

its not a special power...:( its a natural power! im a spirit, i cant help it!! ohwell! * gets up and sprints over to the beach and swims back to the arena!*

[mimiru_rei]

er the beach is the arena!
*waits to see what the hell blackkite is upto*

[blackkite]

... ... ... ...[lots of misc. swearwords put here] *goes and starts a game of hide and seek*

[mimiru_rei]

try playing in the forest, that a great place to go hide *snigger*

[blackkite]

ok! *goes and hide's in forest!*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
behind the bar is a thick forest (not a good idea to go in there as chances are you'll get lost.)

just remember don't go into the forest!

*laughs at blackkite* that'll teach you not to read the first post! and no i won't help come and find you!

[blackkite]

>.> hmm...
nope...nothing! <,<
^.^ sky! and tree's! and pigs and flying devils...

hmm...lets go left! *2 hours later*

...GAZUNTIIIITE!!!!! good rabbits out here!

*goes south for 4 hours*

damn...this compass is wrong...! *sets up camp!*

[Mysty]

~starts thinkings~

wow, bkite is taken his time...~laughs hysterically~

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Mysty
~starts thinkings~

wow, bkite is taken his time...~laughs hysterically~

i think you can pretty much count on not seeing blackkite again as thats such a thick forest *laughs with mysty*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
i think you can pretty much count on not seeing blackkite again as thats such a thick forest *laughs with mysty*

really ~continues laughing~

but... what if he does get out...can we kill him??? ~giggles nervously~

[mimiru_rei]

okay, if somehow he does manage to find his way - which i doubt - sure you can kill him! *laughs*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
okay, if somehow he does manage to find his way - which i doubt - sure you can kill him! *laughs*

I can.... yey!!! *does a happy jig~

[blackkite]

maybe i dont want to come out...*gets an idea*

[blackkite]

*chops down 90 tree's*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by blackkite
*chops down 90 tree's*

no, you cannot chop down my trees *goes into hyper-rage, teleports to behind blackkite and rips out his spine* you do not destroy my trees at all! *teleports back to the beach and tries to calm down*

[blackkite]

hmm...if i dont come out of the forest..im dead
if i do come out of the ofrest...imm dead!...unless...*makes hut*

[mimiru_rei]

i think you'll find you are already dead as i just ripped out your spine because you cut down my trees - so can't be making a hut and i won't allow you to either as its my thread!

*mimiru_rei's hyper-rage starts to grow again*

[blackkite]

...i dont have a spine...its been ripped out before!ahwell...*finish's making tv and bungs ina video*

[mimiru_rei]

no, i've told you that you can't build on my island
*mimiru_rei again activates the reset function, so the forest is back to normal and blackkite is standing on the beach again*

[blackkite]

...and i was about to start charging rents an' all! ohwell! *gets a crab and stcisk it in the candy floss machine*

[mimiru_rei]

excuse me, but where the hell do you get off saying what is in my arena? you can't add whatever you want you know! if its not at the beginning of the thread then its not here!

*draws her katana and decapitates blackkite* there is no candy floss machine!

[blackkite]

man....why do i always get decapitated...it would be cool if there was a candy floss machine...there's bugger all food or entertainment on this island...

[Hogso]

Hmm...that whole bit about if he came out the forest you'd kill him? That reminded me of Lord of the Flies SO much...the image of blackkite in my head will now always be of Simon from that book...

*continues to surf, whilst singing ''Kill the beast! Cut his throat! Spill his blood! Do him in!''*

[blackkite]

Originally posted by Hogso
Hmm...that whole bit about if he came out the forest you'd kill him? That reminded me of Lord of the Flies SO much...the image of blackkite in my head will now always be of Simon from that book...

*continues to surf, whilst singing ''Kill the beast! Cut his throat! Spill his blood! Do him in!''*

:eek:

[Hogso]

lol, you read it?
Simon talks to the lord of the flies in the forest thing...and then runs onto the beach to tell everyone about the beast...but everyone else decides it'd be a better idea if they just killed him instead...awesome book...one of only 3 I've ever actually enjoyed reading....anyway...

*surfs and starts reading Lord of the Flies at the same time*

[blackkite]

no i havent rwad it...but i dont like the idea of being savagley eaten by flie's!

[Hogso]

But it doesn't have anything to do with fli...oh nevermind...

*book gets wet, so just surfs*

[White_Tulip]

*eats a shell*

[wraith]

*eats some sand*

[Thaxul]

I never read the book, but i saw the movie *head-desk* it waqs awful! :p

[Mysty]

Originally posted by wraith
*eats some sand*

ew, thats gross...cant you eat proper food??

[mimiru_rei]

i'd just like to remind people this is an arena for fighting so i'd like it if people could do i'd like to say some more but some actual fighting would be good please!

[blackkite]

hell! i thought it was an area for people to rest after a hard day fighting!!!!

[White_Tulip]

*tussles with a shell* IT BIT ME!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by blackkite
hell! i thought it was an area for people to rest after a hard day fighting!!!!

no, as it says on the first page this is an arena for fighting!

White_Tulip thats the right idea, but i was kinda meaning fighting other people lol

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by White_Tulip
*tussles with a shell* IT BIT ME!
yeah, they do that... :p

[night]

*night swims onto the beach*
((check out my new char profile))

[blackkite]

....wow! look! aliens!

[Hogso]

*folds up a sun lounger and smashes it over blackites head*

Just a thought but...should this be 'mimiru_rei's beach' now?

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Hogso
*folds up a sun lounger and smashes it over blackites head*

Just a thought but...should this be 'mimiru_rei's beach' now?

Erm...let me think about this*she starts thinking and after a while she says*

well, technically yes, i'll have to get a drink n think bout it

[Thaxul]

yes, yes it should :p

*throws a coconut at night*

[Mysty]

*throws a lump of mouldy cheese from her pocket at night also*

lolz... found my lost piece of cheese,

[Thaxul]

I knew it was somewhere

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
I knew it was somewhere

did you...why didnt you say ought then??

[blackkite]

is this a pick on night...night?

*gets a shark and bungs it over ngiths head*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by blackkite
is this a pick on night...night?

*gets a shark and bungs it over ngiths head*

*laughs hysterically*

[Thaxul]

yes, bkite, it is! :D

[blackkite]

*gets bomb and sticks it in nights shorts*...*whistle's*

[Thaxul]

hee hee!

*thaxul runs away from night, and dives into the sea*

[Ruri-Ruri]

goodbye for a while beach!!

*leaves the beach :(*

[Mysty]

*waves at Ruri-Ruri*

I'LL MISS YOU!!!

*goes and gets a coconut and bangs it on her head*

[blackkite]

*gets a coconut and bangs it over duo's head even harder*

.......take that!