Arena - World 'O' Cheese

[Hogso]

Well...name says it all I think :D
Everything is made of cheese, even the cheese!! :O

Ru-wels
-All weaponry MUST be made of cheese, cheese supplement OR other cheese product
-Any type of cheese is allowed, EXCEPT bouncy cheese, so NO bouncing on the cheese
-The cheese can be melted and dried to form ANY device/building/weapon/etc. of your choice, but REMEMBER its only cheese, so its capabilites as say a javelin may be (tasty, but) poor.
-mmmmmm....cheese
-If ANYONE declares they dislike cheese IN the thread, then Bob the Radiator Monster WILL be called upon to take action
-Also any usage of magic that in ANY way damages the cheese will also be dealt with
-The golden Ru-wel - Drink, but dont drink this...it aint beer, its piss!
-Remeber, cheese is a very versatile material, so use it to your advantage...and its usually yellow...ooooo...aaaaa...

BREAKING THE RU-WELS WILL LEAD TO A LENGTHY PERIOD BANGED UP IN SPAM-JAIL

That is all :) Please enjoy

[night]

*night uses his cheese flamethrower on hogso*
"oh..."
*...but it melts*

[Thaxul]

:eek: he damaged the cheese!!!!!

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua calls down rain of giant mini babybels upon night for melting the cheese* all of a sudden i'm not so fond of cheese anymore!

[Thaxul]

The Ru-wels
If ANYONE declares they dislike cheese IN the thread, then Bob the Radiator Monster WILL be called upon to take action

*points*
er...aqua......the radiator monster is behind you!

[mimiru_rei]

so what? exactly what harm can a stupid radiator cause?
*aqua grabs one of her giant mini-babybels and sticks the radiator in it* what a stupid monster that was!

[Thaxul]

i have no idea what a radiator monster can do......erm.......but its got to be stronger than that!

[Ruri-Ruri]

oh my god!!!!! bob the radiator monster is back!!!! i thought the ham god had dealt with him years ago....

[Thaxul]

erm....is this some crazy creatures that you and hogso made up?
cos you two are the only ones who know wtf they are!!

[Ruri-Ruri]

well...they are pretty legendary at our old school lol...and the ham god is a person, who claims to be THE god of ham....or did anyway lol

anyway...
*begins to sculpt fridge out of cheese....CHOMP!*

[Thaxul]

THE god of ham!? where!?!?

[Ruri-Ruri]

ermmm...dunno, last i heard in college lol :p

*puts cheese shaped like an axe in fridge*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua gets bread and turns it into toast, gets ruri's cheese axe from the cheese fridge and sticks the toast to the axe, and cuts the toast so its edges are razor sharp!* hey thanks for the weapon ruri, i now have a cheese toastie axe! *laughs*

[Ruri-Ruri]

*puts aqua in the fridge*

:p

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua uses her cheese toastie axe, to cut her way out of the fridge* hey, what did you put me in there for ruri?

[Thaxul]

*eats the cheese toast axe*
ouch, the damn thing cut me........but it tasted good!:p

[mimiru_rei]

hey, that was my axe! i didn't mean for you to eat it!
*aqua (who is now very cross) starts hitting thaxul, with the giant mini-babybel that has bob the radiator monster inside*

[Ruri-Ruri]

cos you stole MY axe! i put my name on it and everything...lol :p

*starts to mould a freezer out of cheese*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua turns her head around to face ruri, while aqua continues to beat up thaxul* you never said it had your name on it!

[Thaxul]

*dodges every single giant mini-babybel*
*gets a giant piece of swiss cheese* your goin to find out why those holes are there!!
*a tiny litlle rodent-type creature crawls out*
oh...erm....thats dissapointing!

[Ruri-Ruri]

*puts cheese nunchukas in the fridge - WITH my name on :p*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua launches a fireball at the cheese fridge, melting it and its contents* sorry, but if you aren't going to use the weapons. then why even bother making them?

[Ruri-Ruri]

damn, meant to put it in the FREEZER!

*puts in FREEZER*
...
...
...
...
MWAHAHAHA! done!

*takes out frozen cheese nunchukas*

[mimiru_rei]

so what now? and surely they won't last long while they defrost!

[Ruri-Ruri]

well, before that happens...

YAAAAAAAAAAAA
*goes for some bruce lee action...and breaks all her ribs*

*sigh*...MEDIC!

[mimiru_rei]

its a good thing i'm your friend *aqua heals ruri*

but were you going to attack me?

[Ruri-Ruri]

of course not! thaxul was gonna get it right around the chops! hehehheeeeee

...but i think he's gone? oh well...ill get him time...gives some time to practice too

*prepares another set of frozen cheese nunchukas*

[Mysty]

OMFG!!! CHEESE!!! I LOVE CHEESE...CHEESE CHEESE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hogso]

Yup...everywhere...even....HERE! *GASP*

*starts building Mt. Chesserest (Do you see?...sorry too many digi nostalgia sites lol)*

[Moonstone]

mmmmmmcheese helba cheese*drools:o *

[Hogso]

helba? where??

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Ruri-Ruri
of course not! thaxul was gonna get it right around the chops! hehehheeeee
well that aint very nice!!!! :mad:

[night]

Originally posted by Thaxul
:eek: he damaged the cheese!!!!!
i didnt melt the cheese

i melted my flamethrower...:(

[Thaxul]

gets ruris nunchucks from the freezer, and hits her right in the chops...or where they should be*

[Ruri-Ruri]

OW!
*Ruri keels over onto the floor*
...ugh...you wait...till hogso hears about this thaxul...your preverbial dead meat...
but wait...i can use my ultimate attack right now!!
*Ruri calls her BIG brother*
MWHAHAHAA!! thaxul you are SO screwed lol :D (or should that be banged ;))

[Hogso]

*Builds a bin out of cheese, grabs thaxul, and puts him in it head first*
Who needs ruris brother??
*Starts filling the bin with dairylea*
Now wheres the freezer....AH HA!!
*Puts thaxul, bin cheese and all into the freezer*

...1 hour later...
Should be done me thinks!
*takes the thaxul-cheese ice lolly out the freezer*
Now...what to do...anyone care to eat this one-of-a-kind thaxul cheese ice lolly? MYSTY perhaps?!?!?!? MWHAHAHHA!!

The suffering has only just begun for you thaxul :p

[Thaxul]

*eats his way out of the frozen dairylee*
mmmmmmm, that was nice...
*continues to chomp and "accidentally" (note sarcasm) bites off hogsos arm*
oops! :eek: (hehehe)

[Hogso]

*Kicks thaxul in the go-nads so hard that...well use your imagination*

Thaxul...whats in your mouth? ;)

[Thaxul]

*swallows them along with hogsos arm*
nothing!

[night]

how did you reach your own??

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Hogso
*Kicks thaxul in the go-nads so hard that...well use your imagination*

Thaxul...whats in your mouth? ;)

thats how...!

[Shamay]

*Grabs some cheese and sculpts it into a sword* Now to test how sharp this cheese is! *Chops off thaxuls toes* Ooo, quite sharp indoodly!
*writes his name on the cheese and puts it in the freezer to harden it*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua sits down and starts to build a cheese n2 mine* i wonder if this will have the same effect as a real n2 mine?

*once aqua has finished making the cheese n2 mine, she carves her name into it. and puts it into the freezer*

[Ruri-Ruri]

mmmmm...cheese N2 mine.......

*starts building an eva out cheese*

this will be the last of the production model evas!! eva unit-ch33s3!!

...but it'll take forever to build...

[mimiru_rei]

and how the hell are you going to get that into the freezer?
*aqua looks at the freezer* i don't think its going to be big enough!

[Ruri-Ruri]

...hmm...i see your point...

*ruri puts project-e on hold, and starts building a big fat...freezing...thing...that freezes things...i think...*

i shall call it...THE THING (that freezes things)! or TTtft for short :D

[Mysty]

oh... wait...TOO MANY T'S....

*dies a horrible death then regurgitates*

[Thaxul]

ow! my toes!! *thaxul mmakes replacement toes out of cheese...............then crves his name on them* :D

*grabs a cheesestring, and starts whipping people in the head with it*

[Mysty]

*grabs thax's cheesestring and eats it*

yummy...

[Thaxul]

:mad: hey!! that was mine!

*ties mysty up with all the cheese string in the world...ooh, kinky!

[Mysty]

dont get me started on kinkiness thax....

[Thaxul]

lol...*puts mysty, still tied up, into the freezer*

[Mysty]

*eats her way through the cheese string and throws thax head first into the freezer...opps...did i hurt you???*

[Mysty]

a freezer... wow... kinky...XD

[Hogso]

Freezers are kinky?!??! News to me! *makes a note of it*

Anyway, looks like TTtft is complete! mwhahaha!!! Now, on with project-E!! :D

[Mysty]

well...thax did shove me in the freezer, tied up with a cheese string...so i guess it must be kinky...right??

[Ruri-Ruri]

well, as they say, what ever floats your boat! :)

*continues work on the cheese Eva*

[Mysty]

ok then...

*sits in freezer shiverin...kinkiness dont keep you very warm...can i have a hug please... i cant move*

*freezer door slams shut on her and thax*

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Thaxul]

*pushes the door open*
hmm, that was easy....you know mysty, you really shouldnt panic!

[Mysty]

*still panicing*

save me save me...get me out f here...oh...thanks thaxul*hides*

[Thaxul]

*sigh* your such a coward!

[Mysty]

sorry... i must really lwt you guys down...sorry...*unhides self*

[Ruri-Ruri]

*TTtft accidently goes off, freezing mysty and thaxul*

heh heh...oops...umm, well youll thaw eventually!

[Thaxul]

*a balrog comes along and thaws mysty and thax out*
yeh...that was quick!

[Mysty]

thanks balrog...haha...we are de thawed...merp

[Thaxul]

lol...*shakes fist at TTtft*

[Mysty]

yeah...XD*joins thaxul shakin fists*

[Thaxul]

*the balrog joins in too*

*gigglesnort* that would be such a funny image!!!

[Ruri-Ruri]

YEAH! *shakes fist also*

hey wait its my invention!

*puts TTtft back in its cheese box*

[Mysty]

wow...i like the balrog, its cool

[Thaxul]

yep, they are!!!

[Mysty]

you got that right!!!

[Thaxul]

lol...*three mre balrogs come*
look, but..DONT touch, they burn!

[Mysty]

erm...so???

burningness rulez...

[PurpleStorm]

Lili likes cheese bondage. *ties Rob up with a fruit winder*

[Mysty]

whats the point of tying rob up with a fruit winder...WHEN HE AINT EVEN HERE????

[Hogso]

Fruit winders are good...BUT WHERES THE CHEESE!

Ummmm....FROMAGE!

*helps on project-E*

[Mysty]

YEAH...THEY ARE GOOD... ERM... WHATS PROJECT E AGAIN...CAN I HELP???*STUPID CAPS*

[Hogso]

Sure you can help...basically its a giant robot...MADE OF CHEESE...and stuff

[Mysty]

i dont think i will help then...i'll eat it

[Thaxul]

note to self: keep mysty away from giant cheese robot *writes it down*

[Mysty]

what ya gonna do...restrain me with a cheese string???

[Ruri-Ruri]

mwahahahahhahahaaa!

project-E is complete!!!

*gets in the cockpit of Eva Unit - cH33s3*

mwahhaoh....its cheese....cant............resist..........temptati on.........

*eats controls*

oops...now im screwed

[Thaxul]

lol....*eats the rest*
*spits it out* ew!!!

[Mysty]

weres my share??

[Thaxul]

*points to the spitted out bits*

[Mysty]

i'll pass....thaxs for the thought tho

[Thaxul]

oh, alright....your loss.......:p

[Mysty]

merp...

[Thaxul]

*eats the merp and throws it up too*

[Mysty]

*scratches head*

whoops...

[Thaxul]

so no more merps for you! :p

[Mysty]

oh...ok...meeeeeeeeeeeeep

[Thaxul]

meep is ok......

[Mysty]

phew...lolz...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[Thaxul]

dont make me eat that!!! :mad:

[Mysty]

oh...ok... i wont