Arena: Pirate Ocean Bar

[Xias]

Hahahaha.......I'm high on Jack Sparrow and i'm forcing this on you! *giggle* The arena, if you must know*giggle*, is a large Bar, like the one in Tortuga*giggle* in POTC*giggle, cough, giggle*. There is......Rum.......Cider.......Beer......Grog.....a nd water behind the bar. There is also a monkey wearing a vest*giggle*(why?) in a corner. A couple of rules;

NO modern weaponry!*giggle* This means you have to use weapons from the Pirate era, like Cutlasses, Flintlock pistols, clubs, you get my drift.*giggle*

No full on magic. You can use mind stuff(TK, mind contro, you get the point) but no stuff that be classed as psycic or the paranormal, savvy?*giggle*

I'm sorry, i'm in a pirate over load at the mo'*giggle*. Damn Captain Jack Sparrow*squee*...............Maybe this wasn't a good idea? Oh well!!!:D

[Shamay]

It's a bar! OF coarse it was a good idea! *Goes and orders a heck of alot of rum and starts drinking* This should be fun! *hic!*:D

[night]

*night walks in wearing pirate get up*
ahar me hartes!

[Thaxul]

oh shut up! *throws his sword at night and hits him in the face and continues drinking*
look, a monkey! hee hee! kewl!

[Shamay]

Hey look, a Thaxul! Heehee! *Stambs the Thaxul with a handy cutlass*

[Thaxul]

ouch! *thaxuls new monkey friend bites shamay giving him rabies*
hahaha!

[Shamay]

Grr *Foams at the mouth a bites Thaxul giving him rabies* Heeheehee!

[Thaxul]

GRRRRRRRrrRRrrrRrrr*foams at the mouth too, and bites night*
now we all have it!

[Shamay]

*Shoots the monkey with a tranquillizer* He started it!

[Thaxul]

*eats the passed out monkey*

Im actually surprised were not all pissed yet! lol

[Shamay]

Early days yet... And Night hasn't bought out the megahol yet...
*Has a few more drinks of rum and awaits megahol*

[mimiru_rei]

what there is no jds? who's bad idea was that, well least there is rum! lol

[Shamay]

Ah, how does the song go... Xias I need you! You'll know how the song goes! The one Sparrow sings when he's had way too much rum!!!!!!!

[Xias]

A fighters promise: Once drunk i'll sing the entire 'A Pirate's Life For Me' song from POTC. You know, the one that Jack sings at the end? Yup, that one. Ruuuuuuuum!
*knocks back tankard after tankard of rum*
.....Really Bad Eggsh.........*hic*
*stabs Shamay for stabbing the monkey*
That was a friends.......I gotta get him a parrot now........
*downs a barrel of rum*
Drunk!!!!!! Now where'd a put da words?
*roots around behind bar*
Got 'em! Copy the words at will.....:

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho

*hic*
Wooooo! Really Bad Eggs!!!!!!!!
*slashes off Night's left ear*
Sorry........Balance has gone.
*falls over*

[Shamay]

It was the really bad eggs one I was aiming for!
And I didn't stab the monkey, I shot it! And then Thaxul ate it...
Oh well, lets get drunk... *Downs three barrels of rum* ME tinks... Thar thart... Mi*hic*ght be ohvr doin it...
*Falls over* *HIC!*

[mimiru_rei]

hey xias, you spilt my pint... of rum, you gonna buy me a new one. or do we have to take this outside?

[Xias]

No preference. Which ever you prefer.

((In Xias' Head))
Sanity: Damn it, I hate being drunk. Eh?
*spots new button*
....
Sanity:Can't get any worse.
*prods button*
((Bar))

My heads funny.......Um, I feel like chasing the Black Pearl, is that a normal state of drunkeness is this new?

((Sanity: Crap, she's gone into Jack Sparrow mode. This'll take a while...*takes an aspirin*))

[Thaxul]

*drinks several pints of cider and rum*
im way too drunk to read that song!

[mimiru_rei]

you're no fun, i was hoping for a fight,
*sheaths new cutlass, and gets new rum pint*

[Thaxul]

ill fight you!
*grabs cutlass out of monkey corpse and starts a fight with aqua*
c'mon here you mongrel! *goes to stab aqua but falls asleep*

[Shamay]

*Stands up and buys more rum* I think Im gonna need alot of this if I'm gonna get as drunk as Xias... Or the monkey, I think he's had enough! Oh, wait, never mind its just Thaxul!

[Thaxul]

hey!.........*grumble*......*hic*............shut up!

[mimiru_rei]

*grabs thaxul with one hand and pulls him up onto a barstool*
will you stop falling down!

[Thaxul]

im shlorry! *hic*
aqua...*hic*...your always there for .....*hic*........me wen i need you *hic*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua slams thaxul's head hard against the bar* oh shut up you drunken idiot!

[Thaxul]

hey! *hic* i thawt...*hic*...you loved me.....*hic*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua smacks thaxul's head against the bar again* not when your drunk i don't, cos you can't fight in that state

[Thaxul]

but.....*hic*...honey.......i lurve *hic* you! *goes in for a kiss, but falls aleep again*

[mimiru_rei]

you idiot, *kicks him in the side to see if he wakes up* no response huh? * draws new cutlass (very proud of, but yet another sword) and sticks it in thaxuls leg*

[Thaxul]

*just grumbles in response to the stabbing*

[Shamay]

*Puts 3 pints of rum infront of Thaxul* That should wake him up! They're full of wake up pills (the opposite of sleeping pills!)
*Goes behind the bar a discovers the wonder of sitting under a tap with rum pouring out of it* I think Im drunk... !!!!._ Yep! *Hic* Im dwunk! *Hic!* It feell ooooovre!!!._

[Thaxul]

*drinks the pints, and is wide awake*
*looks down on shamay*
wat a drunken buffoon!

[Shamay]

Ah, shurrup! *Stabs Thaxul through the chin with a cutlass*

[Thaxul]

*dodges the cutlass easily, and kicks shamay in the face*

[Mysty]

*mysty swings by wit her cat-o-nine tails* ARE THERE ANY JACK SPARROWS OR WILL TURNERS AROUND HERE???

XD

[Thaxul]

erm.........*points to shamay* He's jack sparrow!

[Shamay]

Ah! Im sober Im sober! Im not Jack Sparrow, listen to me talk!
*Points at Thaxul and Xias* They're Jack Sparrow and Will Turner!

[Thaxul]

*throws the monkey skeleton at mysty* that be will turner!

[Mysty]

really*steels them*

i'm gonna marry you now... wait, which one is will turner???

[Thaxul]

the monkey skeleton!

[Mysty]

I WANT A HUMAN WILL TURNER!!!

*kicks monkey skeleton* hahahaha, its dead nows^^

[Thaxul]

erm, it was always dead!
fine, fine, im Will Turner!..................syke*rips off mask to reveal legolas*

[night]

im will turner
*night says as he removes his disguise*
and you must be the fair miss swan...*bows*

[Thaxul]

were both orlando blooms! lets fight!

[mimiru_rei]

at last someone wants to fight, i'll take you both on
*aqua draws her cutlass again*
looks like this remember

[Shamay]

*Gets barrel of rum and sits on the bar* This should be good to watch! Specially once Im drunk, its like having your own special effects :D

[Thaxul]

*draws legolas' bow and shoots night with 20 arrows right in the face*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
*draws legolas' bow and shoots night with 20 arrows right in the face*

i'm sure that weapon isn't allowed according to the rules, it has to be period weapons like 'Cutlasses, Flintlock pistols, clubs. '
this isn't your thread and you can't bend the rules.

*aqua forciably removes thaxul from the bar* on behalf of xias, you are now banned from fighting here. you can drink here all you like just no fighting - or you'll be used to replace the monkey that was killed - got it!!!

[Thaxul]

aw! is night still dead?
*continues to drink*

[Shamay]

I thought he was the monkeys replacement? lol

[night]

*night remover arrows from his face*
ouch
*nights eyes glow*
thaxul dont look up

[Shamay]

If thaxuls banned from fighting does that mean night can't fight him?
I seem to be the only one here, so I'll say yes :D

[mimiru_rei]

your not the only one here anymore, night can fight thaxul if he wants - but its not fair, as thaxul won't be able to fight back.

[Shamay]

Thats half the fun :D

[Thaxul]

*continues to drink and is getting extremely drunk* *hic*

[Shamay]

*Joins in with the getting drunk* Getting beat up is more fun when your completely out of it

[Thaxul]

yeh......*hic*.........bee-hing dwunk..*hic*....is da beeeeeest an-ana-anasteee-see-ach! *hic*

[Shamay]

Ana waaa? I danno wah yuhr on abut, but bein drunk mens it dont hurt!!!

[Thaxul]

dats wah i meeeeent! *hic*

[Shamay]

Oh! A tort yuh ment anna tetic! *Hic*

[Thaxul]

seem dang! *hic*

[Shamay]

*HIC!* I ned marr RUM! Im runnin ahhhhht!

[Thaxul]

okileeee...*hic*.....dokileeee....*pukes*
boarmen, mar rummmm....*hic*....far mee awn ma mat!

[Xias]

((Sanity:...whew, thank the lord she's back to Xias! Maybe that's not such a good thing, though?))

Thaxul can fight. I'll allow two uses of none Pirate era weaponry before the ban is set. Thanks for sticking up for my rules, though, aqua! mysty, if Jack Sparrow was here, he'd be alllll mine*squee*!!! Thaxul, I now challenge ye to a fight, you scurvy bilge rat! *draws cutlass and pats her flintlock pistol* Just in case......Now draw ye blade you land lubber!

[Thaxul]

awll root! *stands up, wobblingly immensely, draws glamdring, but cuts his finger while doing it*
eel, passsss....*hic*

[Shamay]

YAY*hic*as! I get to watch Thaxul die... And Im sober, crud...

[mimiru_rei]

yey, a sober person, i'll fight you now (at last a fight :D )
*aqua unsheaths her cutlass*

[Shamay]

Oh darn! Where's the rum? Ah dangit, fine I'll fight you...
*Draws cutlass and prepares for pain*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua starts doing the whole sword fighting thing with shamay*
you're quite good with a cutlass shamay

[Shamay]

I am? Hey look, I am! Well, let's see if I'm better than you...
*Blocks a strike, traps aqua's cutlass and headbutts her* I fight dirty :p

[mimiru_rei]

ouch *rubs head* if you're close enough to headbutt me then....
*knees shamay in the groin* i can fight dirty too *smilies and frees her cutlass and takes a step back*

[Thaxul]

ouchies, thats gotta hurt!

[Shamay]

:eek: You're right, it did! *Falls over in pain*
Gimme a minute... Ok, lets carry on! *Does more striking and parrying with aqua*

[Moonstone]

STOP FIGHTING!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Moonstone
STOP FIGHTING!

thats what this area is for you idiot!
*aqua pause fighting with shamay to turn around to moonstone and decapitates him with her cutlass* if you don't want to fight don't post here!

[Shamay]

*While aquas decapitating moonstone I stab her with my cutlass*

[Moonstone]

moonstone uses ultima and kills everyone insight[thats what u get for hurting me]

[mimiru_rei]

ouch, that was sneaky! i can't be bothered to fight anymore *aqua puts bandages over the wound sits down and has a drink*

[mimiru_rei]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Moonstone
moonstone uses ultima and kills everyone insight[thats what u get for hurting me]

Originally posted by Xias
A couple of rules;

NO modern weaponry

NO full on magic.



moonstone you broke the second rule, so according to xias rule this is your first warning, one more and you are not allowed to fight.

[Moonstone]

oops i didnt know the rules mwahahaa

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
moonstone you broke the second rule, so according to xias rule this is your first warning, one more and you are not allowed to fight.
i only got one warning, and i got banned from fighting!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
i only got one warning, and i got banned from fighting!

Xias didn't say the rule until yesterday, so i didn't know. and you can fight now, so what are you complaining about?

[Shamay]

*Punches Thaxul in the head and carries on fighting aqua*

[Moonstone]

*then moonstone goes over to shamay and cuts his body in half for hurting aqua and thaxul*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
Xias didn't say the rule until yesterday, so i didn't know. and you can fight now, so what are you complaining about?
dunno, i just saying!

[Shamay]

Oh crud... Can someone poor rum down the half with a mouth?

[mimiru_rei]

*heals shamay* now you can drink lol

[Shamay]

YAY! *Gets very very drunk on rum* A*hic* Thi teh lif!!!._

[Moonstone]

can i have some

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Moonstone
can i have some

we are in bar (do you even know what it means to read back?) so get the bar-keep to serve you!

*aqua throws an empty rum bottle at moonstone's head, which him directly on the forehead and shatters*

[Moonstone]

here take that back*moonstone drinks a bottle of rum then throws it at aquas head*here have some of this

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua uses her slayer abilities and ducks, the bottles misses her head and smashes on the floor* you'll have to try harder than that to hurt me

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
*aqua uses her slayer abilities and ducks, the bottles misses her head and smashes on the floor* you'll have to try harder than that to hurt me
he should kno better! lol
*throws a rock from the beach at shamay*
*walks off while whistling*

[night]

Originally posted by Thaxul
he should kno better! lol
*throws a rock from the beach at shamay*
*walks off while whistling*
forget about me?
*his eyes still glowing...*
well i did try to warn you...
*drops a pirate ship on thaxul*

[Thaxul]

*climbs to the poop deck (lol) and jumps off the plank onto night*

[night]

*who changes into a shark eats you then runs to the bathroom....*

[Thaxul]

oh darnit!

[night]

*night comes out the toilet whistleing*

[Shamay]

Wow, a shark eats a man from the poop deck then poops him!
And can you please flush him? He gave me a rock shaped dent in my head...

[Thaxul]

okies, *flushes the toilet hes in*
*going around and around and around and around and around etc*
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo!!! im getting dizzy!! ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo ooooooooo!

[Mysty]

*mysty looks down and sees thaxul swimming around the toilet and asks quite nicely "is it fun down there?"*

[Thaxul]

yes, but not whe you get flushed and end up being stuck in a u-pipe!

[mimiru_rei]

is it just me or these toilets seem to be slightly out of place in this time period, i thought they'd probably nothing more than a whole in the ground or a bucket at best? lol

[Thaxul]

ew! thats even worse!

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua makes the toilets period specific, turning them into a hole in the ground* thats better lol :D

[Thaxul]

*climbs out of the toilet hole, covered in human 'stuff', and hugs aqua*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua shoves thaxul off back into the hole, and runs away outside the bar, teleports home to take a very long shower* yuk, i think i'm gonna puke!

[Thaxul]

*climbs out of the hole with a very big grin on his face :D*
hee hee!:D

[night]

(i have to admit having a shark that goes to bathroom isnt exactly period specific either)

*joins aqua...*
"think how i felt i ate him..."
*washes his mouth in the shower*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
(i have to admit having a shark that goes to bathroom isnt exactly period specific either)

*joins aqua...*
"think how i felt i ate him..."
*washes his mouth in the shower*

what the hell! (btw i finished having that shower ages ago pervert) also get out of my house.

*aqua grabs night from her shower, by his neck and throws him outside without his clothes* and stay out, you........

[night]

"lovely charming guy?"

*night makes himself new clothes*
"party at aquas house"
*he shouts down the street...*

[Thaxul]

*shoots night*
shuddup, its 3 o' clock in the morning!

[Moonstone]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
*aqua uses her slayer abilities and ducks, the bottles misses her head and smashes on the floor* you'll have to try harder than that to hurt me nice skills aqua

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Moonstone
nice skills aqua

i know they are, its in my character background (but i doubt you would have read that thread) :D

[Mysty]

oh yeah...that thread*hides*

[Thaxul]

*looks around corner and finds mysty* FOUND YOU!
now, its my turn lol:p *hides*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua glares at thaxul and mysty* if you wanna go play that game go take it outside, us adults are trying to drink here!

[Thaxul]

aw! ruin opur fun, why dont ya?!
*starts drinking*

[Moonstone]

yeah us adults hey bartender can i have a bottle of whiskey*thanksn mmmmmmmmmwhiskey*

[Hogso]

YEAH! This is supposed to be for serious drinkers!
So sit down and drink! Or sit down and drink! Its your choice!

[night]

*nights hiding in his beer glass, shrink himself down and goes swimming*
"am two inches tall, i lost my ball
i think shamay drunk it, or some one.. "

[Moonstone]

*moonstone drinks a full bottle of vodka* hedo*burp*nighta

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Hogso
YEAH! This is supposed to be for serious drinkers!
So sit down and drink! Or sit down and drink! Its your choice!
hmmm? tough choice! :p
*continues to drink*

[Shamay]

*Gets very drunk on smirnof* Mmmmm, sirno(hic!)f

[Xias]

*wanders in after taking a break*
Oh my goooood......There's only a single thing to do....
*pulls out muskett and fires a bullet through everyone's head*
Much better!!!!!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Xias
*wanders in after taking a break*
Oh my goooood......There's only a single thing to do....
*pulls out muskett and fires a bullet through everyone's head*
Much better!!!!!

what just one bullet? i don't think that is even possible!
*aqua walks up to xias, and hits xias in the face* thats for trying to kill us in such a cowardly way

[Shamay]

*Examines the bullet hole in his hat* I am not amused... But I can always buy a new one! Barman, more alcohol! Quickly!

[Xias]

*slaps aqua*
That punch will cost you dearly....Oh, and shall I find you a clown if you aren't amused, Shamay?

[mimiru_rei]

is that all you have xias? that barely hurt
*aqua kicks xias in the shin*

[Thaxul]

oooo:eek: , cat fight!

[night]

im glad im not throwing size, at two inches i dont hurt very much...thaxul looks about the right size

[Xias]

That....hurt? Mmmmkay.
*kicks aqua in the stomach*

[mimiru_rei]

not bad, xias *aqua does a leg sweep knocking xias to the ground and then kicks her in the side* you gonna stop now?

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by night
im glad im not throwing size, at two inches i dont hurt very much...thaxul looks about the right size wat you tlkin bout?

[night]

girls like to throw things when they fight...
im too small, but you look like you might do some damage to the othe girl if one of them threw you...

[Xias]

*gets up rubs a brused rib or two*
night, that wasn't funny or clever. Well, it was funny and.....nope, not gonna..........
...
Sorry Thaxul! TOSS THE DWARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*picks up Thaxul, with some effort, and starts swinging him around the head*
Round and round Thaxul goes! If he'll throw up, nobody knows!
*launches Thaxul at aqua*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua catches thaxul with her hands, and throws it back at xias hitting her on her temple* nice try, but something that small isn't a very good weapon lol *smiles*

[Xias]

*recovers*
Pain..............I'm not gonna win this one am I? I would use my powers but ya know, this being a pirate bar and all....*sigh*They could use with a little work out too, they haven't really stretched their little legs recently....Specially my fav one.....*sigh*I'm screwed.:(

[mimiru_rei]

well i am a slayer after all what did you expect? but we can continue this else where if you feel like a fairer fight (and no you probably wouldn't have won hand to hand combat is my speciality lol) *smiles*

[night]

*night dances on the edge of his glass*
"yey thaxul got used as a weapon..."
*slips falls in his rum*

[Thaxul]

*picks himself off the ground*
wow, what happened?

[Shamay]

Not alot, but keep watching, cus night may be in for a rough time :D

*Picks up nights glass of rum, puts a hand over the whole and then shakes it around for five minutes, then throws it at a wall* Night should be pretty dizzy now, cus I am...

[Thaxul]

lol *kicks miniature night into the sea*

[Shamay]

Ouch... Hey look, he's drowning! Oh well, lets watch the cat fight some more!

[Thaxul]

lol, i think they've stopped though! :(

[Shamay]

Dangit! Thaxul, poke them untill they fight more!

[Thaxul]

no, cos then they'll fight me!

[mimiru_rei]

to right we would, espically as thaxul, being that small you are very easy to be kicked around lol

[Thaxul]

when did i become small?:confused:

[mimiru_rei]

i have no idea, (i read back and there is no mention of you being small) but night said something about it, so blame him lol :p

[Thaxul]

ok...? so im still normal size then?

[night]

"tidal wave"
*nights back to normal size riding in on top of the tidal wave*
"now it really will be an ocean bar..."

[Shamay]

I think night thinks thaxuls a hobbit! Or maybe a leprachuan (I cant spell that word...)?
And uhto... *Pics up the bar and moves it alot further inland*

[Mysty]

nights mean...

[Thaxul]

im a leprechaun hobbit! wOOt!

[mimiru_rei]

ohhh a leprechaun hobbit, i wonder if they are valueable
*aqua grabs thaxul, stuffs him into a cage and locks it, and goes to see how much money she can get for him* i could be rich lol :p

[Thaxul]

ah, dammit! erm.........ill give you gold if you let me go!

[mimiru_rei]

how much gold? :D i'm listening!

[Thaxul]

a barrel full! hmm?;)

[mimiru_rei]

if you can show the money. then i'll set you free! :p

[Thaxul]

*shows her the gold*

[mimiru_rei]

hmm its not as much as i wanted but okay i'll set you free
*takes the gold and frees thaxul* as a leprechaun hobbit i thought you would have more money.

[Thaxul]

i thought i would too, but i had to give some of it away to one of my other captors! :(

[Mysty]

congrats on bein a leprechaun hobbit... i aint figured out what i am...and suggestions??

oh... i'll give you some gold, i have some spare sumwhere...

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Mysty
i aint figured out what i am...and suggestions??

oh... i'll give you some gold, i have some spare sumwhere...


i know what you are, you are a vampire remember. and oh wait and aren't i a slayer too? ha ha ha

*a evil glint appears in aqua's eye, as she smiles and look in mysty's direction*

[Thaxul]

hold up, hold up! so, who exactly is a vampire in this forum?
so far, its shamy and mysty, that I know about, anyone else?

[mimiru_rei]

there are three vampires, mysty - who is the main vampire and sired (turned) shamay and femme.

[Thaxul]

oh, ok....*plans to stay away from them*

[Shamay]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
there are three vampires, mysty - who is the main vampire and sired (turned) shamay and femme.

NO SHE DID NOT! IM THE ORINGINAL!!! :mad: Im the lamia :p

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Shamay
NO SHE DID NOT! IM THE ORIGINAL!!! :mad: Im the lamia :p

hey thanks for the info update! *notes shamay is original vampire in her slayer handbook*

if only you had kept quiet i would have been more intereted in slaying mysty. but now i'll be after you more! *laughs*

[Shamay]

I don't want people thinking I'm a made-vampire! I have my pride!
And you've been after me alot anyway...

[Thaxul]

*takes aqua crossbow* may i borrow this? thanks!
*shoots shamay in the heart, and he turns to dust*
no, thats one less vampire i have to watch out for!

[mimiru_rei]

oh, dang that was a little to easy! but why did you kill them? as shamay didn't do anything wrong!
*aqua takes back her crossbow and knees thaxul in the groin* remember i'm the slayer around here!

[Thaxul]

he was just.......erm.....i dunno, it just seemed like the right thing to do......
anyway....if your the slayer...how come you didnt do it yet? hmmm?

[Shamay]

Hey! Thaxul, think of all the times I've revived you! Now could you just return the favour? If my Terry Pratchet sources tell me right it only takes a drop of blood!

[Thaxul]

*revives shamay* sowwy!:o
ill never do it again...unless you annoy me!

[Shamay]

WOO! Ah, life... Don't worry, I want anoy you any more than I anoy anyone else! OR at least I wont try :p

[Thaxul]

*keeps wooden stake ready, just incase*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
anyway....if your the slayer...how come you didnt do it yet? hmmm?

i don't slay vampires and demons unless they have done something wrong, thats why shamay is still alive!

[Thaxul]

oh right...is that how it works?

[mimiru_rei]

sometimes, its how i tend to view it. but if i want to slay one regardless of how they behave i will lol

[Thaxul]

oh, ok........erm......theres one killing the barman!
*points*

[mimiru_rei]

oh yeah i see, *aqua draws her cutlass and decapitates thaxul* don't lie no one is attacking the barman!

[Thaxul]

*muffled sound while blood spews out of his neck*

[Shamay]

*Goes up to Thaxul and drinks his blood* Such a waist, good job I was here!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Shamay
*Goes up to Thaxul and drinks his blood* Such a waist, good job I was here!

*aqua is slight disturbed by the scene unfolding before her, and orders plenty of rum*

and surely you mean waste not waist (i know i have a hot figure but lol) :p

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
*aqua is slight disturbed by the scene unfolding before her, and orders plenty of rum*

and surely you mean waste not waist (i know i have a hot figure but lol) :p with comments like that...your just asking to be hit on, and have clones made!:p

[Shamay]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
*aqua is slight disturbed by the scene unfolding before her, and orders plenty of rum*

and surely you mean waste not waist (i know i have a hot figure but lol) :p Uhm, I did mean waste! Unless you particularly want me round your waist... *Runs*

[mimiru_rei]

and i'll hit anyone who tries to clone or hit on me!
*aqua continues to drink more rum*

[Shamay]

Someone tries to hit on aqua, she'll hit them right back! So its probably a good job I couldn't hit on her if I tried...

[Thaxul]

i could...but i just dont want to.....but......im scared!

[Shamay]

Don't worry laddy, we're all scared, but... *Pushes Thaxul towards aqua and runs round a corner to spy on them*

[mimiru_rei]

so thaxul you just gonna stand there or do you want something?
*aqua says while looking out the corner of her eye at thaxul*

[Shamay]

(Pssst! Thaxul! Say something that makes you sound tough but nothing like a vampire! )

[Thaxul]

erm....he..*poiints to shamay*......erm.....*runs*

[Shamay]

Oh bugger... *Drinks alot of rum, walks over to aqua, but trips and lands asleep with his head in her lap*

[mimiru_rei]

did you forget its open season on you for slayers? and you remember what i am right?
*aqua grabs shamay's head, tilts it back and makes him drink an entire bottle of holy water, before throwing his body over the other side of the room*

[Shamay]

Ugh, see, thats why I got drunk... *Throws up alot then goes and rests his head back in Aquas lap*

[Thaxul]

and IM the perve!

[mimiru_rei]

hey, get the hell out of my lap! pervert!

*aqua this time grabs shamay's head, stands up, pulls out a stake and puts it through shamay's heart, turning him into dust*

obviously you weren't listening when i said it was open season on you for slayers, were you?

*then she sits back down and continues to drink rum*

[Shamay]

No! I wasnt listening! I was drunk! And now I shall go, and hope someone has revived me at some point... (Says the very drunk pile of ash)

[Mysty]

opps...DID SUMONE SAY RUM...can i have some plzzzzzzzzz??

[mimiru_rei]

sure mysty here i'll buy you a pint of rum
*aqua orders a pint of rum for mysty* come and sit next to me!

[Mysty]

thanxs aqua *sits nxt to aqua*

this is some pretty godd damn rum you got ere^^

[mimiru_rei]

yeah isn't it just, its a shame its kinda wasted on vampires
*aqua draws a stake and slays mysty where she sits*

wow, i love being a slayer, this rocks! *smiles at a job well done and drinks more rum*

[Mysty]

*cries*

[mimiru_rei]

its nothing personal, its just my job! you're a vampire, i'm a slayer. its the way its got to be!

*aqua wonders to herself, how does a pile of dust cry?*

[Mysty]

i know when i aint wanted...cant there be at least one good vamp in this world...obviously not...thans aqua... i htought we wer friends... i guess now i have to leave................

[mimiru_rei]

damn you bloody vampires and you're guilt trips (and these human emotions of mine). fine i'll resurrect you both then!

*aqua casts resurrection on both shamay and mysty!*

just don't think this means i'm always going to resurrect you two. you are still vampires!

[Mysty]

guilt trips... you didnt have to bring me back... i must go back into hiding...i may not be around for awhile... farewell...forum colloseum...

[mimiru_rei]

fine, be that way then!
*aqua starts drinking lots more rum, in order to forget and numb the pain* so this is the bad side of being a slayer, huh! gimme more rum now!

[Mysty]

fine, you be that way then....but i think you should pick your vamps more carefully nxt time...

[Shamay]

Yay! Im alive again! *Does a very happy dance* Now, to drink my life away! *Jumps on a barstool and drinks some rum*

[Mysty]

*leaves silently through a door and then runs as far away as possible from aqua*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua continues to drink rum and says out loud between swigs, upon seeing mysty leave*
vampires can be such cowards, there are three of them, one of me and they still run away. you thought they would have figured it by now!

[night]

your a slayer i doesnt really matter how many of them their are theyll still lose....

[Moonstone]

yep as long as aquas there:D

[night]

*ties up aqua hides her in a barrel of rum, seals it and kicks it into the sea.....*
its okay mysty the nasty slayer is gone....for now....:D

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua breaks out of the barrel and frees herself from the ropes and teleports back to the bar, and walks in getting water all over the floor and walks over to night*
hey night, that wasn't funny!
*aqua grabs night, and breaks his neck*
now i'm going to have to go home and change.
*aqua goes home and changes into dry clothes, then returns to the bar to drink rum to warm up*

[Thaxul]

drinking rum...thats the best way to warm up! ;)

[Shamay]

Forget the rum part, just the drinking!
*Drinks more rum* Rum, rum, its good for me tum!

[Thaxul]

*shamay tum blows up*
obviously not that good! :p

[night]

*night falls to the ground....*

[Thaxul]

*throws rocks at the colapsed night*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua grabs night's collapsed body, picks it up, takes it outside and throws it into the sea. then she returns to the bar to have more rum* we can't have corpses lying around the place, someone could trip over it!

[Thaxul]

thats true...good idea!
*joins aqua at the bar*

[mimiru_rei]

so you are buying the next round then?
*waits for thaxul to get the drinks*
(woo hoo 2000 post)

[Thaxul]

:eek:wow!.....2000 posts!

erm...*empties pockets, but all thats in it is a piece of string, and one of moonstones teeth*.......i cant afford it!

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua grabs thaxul's head and smashes it against the bar* how can you not have money? oh yeah you gave most of it to me lol
*aqua buys another drink only for herself*

[Thaxul]

WHAT!? you expect me to buy you a drink, and you dont even offer a drink to me!!???
you have no manners at all!!!
*looks around for a cutlass, takes aquas, and kills the barkeep*
now, you dont need money!

[mimiru_rei]

woo hoo drinks are on the house! but i don't think xias will be very happy you killed the barkeep!
*aqua takes her cutlass back from thaxul*

[Thaxul]

she wont mind....we did like 3 times already! lol
*continues to drink until he is as drunk as an irishman*

[night]

well its just hard to find a mad enough replacement....

[Thaxul]

you do know we are talking about the bartender?

[Shamay]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
woo hoo drinks are on the house! YAY! *Runs up on top of the house* Eh? Where are all the drinks!? *Falls through the roof and lands in a keg* Ah, here's the drinks! *Gets as drunk as Thaxul*

[Mysty]

I WANNA DRINK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[mimiru_rei]

sure, you can have a drink, but your are underage it will have to a soft drink *aqua orders mysty an orange juice*

[Thaxul]

*sneaks a swig of rum into the orange juice*
*then orders a pint of ale, wait...not orders, Takes*

[Mysty]

ohhhhh... i dont like orange juice...please can you let me off and take the alcohol... i can handle it you know!!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Mysty
ohhhhh... i dont like orange juice...please can you let me off and take the alcohol... i can handle it you know!!

er are you completely sure about this? 'kay here you go!
*aqua hands mysty a shot of absinthe and giggles*

[Hogso]

MYSTY!! NO DONT DRINK IT!! It makes you....DO things...heh :(

[Mysty]

DON'T DRINK WHAT*throws glass on the floor*

man...that was close...

what does it make you do??? i dont wanna look stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

[Hogso]

Well...its a good job you didnt drink it then! Its just evil, and makes you as pissed as a very pissed irishman, whos drunk...and didnt have anythin to eat before...and drank all his drink through a straw...and lit the fumes and inhaled them too (thinkin about it, that can all be shortened down to the highest state of drunkness known to the earth - Pooned, or sometimes Poo-pooned)...and thats only a shot of the stuff
A whole glass would have you in hospital probably...but before that youd see fairies and such, which could be nice...unless they're evil fairies who try to make you burn things!!!
NO, GO AWAY! ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!! (luckily someone did lol)

And thats why you should never drink absinthe...

Actually, no, try it once, it is very fun! :D
...just be errr sensible...YEAH! Thats it be sensible with your drink...heh heh...ohhhhhhh

[Mysty]

oh...I WANT SOME I WANT SOME!!!

[Akion]

My own beleifes don't permit me to drink.

I follow Bushido, how ever fun it is.... I always have sand, snow or fish

[Mysty]

DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!

[Akion]

NO SAND IS ALWAYS BETTER

lol it makes u lick the road and play in the middle of a road and car head lights, much like being drunk to my knowlege just it has no side effects and it aint detectable.

[Mysty]

DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!

[Thaxul]

that sounds like good stuff! :p

[Mysty]

sure does...DRINK DRINK DRINK!!!!!!!!!!