ancient roman arena

[Thaxul]

okay, heres the plan, each person can choose ONE of their specified weapons!
the arena is set out like the colloseum in rome in ancient times, with thousands of spectators and lions let out of their cages regularly.....only i may release the lions!

i choose my faithful sword, glamdring!

lets get it on!

[Shamay]

Ordinarily I'd choose my faithfull spoon, but it's on holiday. So I shall choose my not so faithfull short sword Za!

[ell]

I choose thaxuls dealy breath.

[ell]

deadly**

[mimiru_rei]

ell all you have to do is edit your post if you make a mistake, not put another post once you have done it. also you can delete your own posts too (as i'll do to this one later)

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by ell
I choose thaxuls deadly breath.

thats not one of your specified weapons! so, your out!

[Shamay]

Its not even his weapon, it's yours

[Thaxul]

lol, yeh! anyway! back to topic!
whats your weapon ell and aqua?

[mimiru_rei]

i wasn't going to fight, but now that i'm here, i'll use the dragon sword page gave me.

[Thaxul]

ok, lets fight! and when others come, they can join too!

[ell]

ill just watch.

[Thaxul]

ill begin, then!

*goes at aqua with glamdring* AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

[ell]

while thaxuls on his rampage i trip him up.

[Thaxul]

hey! spectators are only allowed to cheer!

[ell]

in this fight there not.

[Thaxul]

erm...yeh they are! its my arena!

*slices off ells head*

[ell]

one word, ouch

[night]

you should of upadated the barriers...that happened alot in the colloseum

[Shamay]

How insane must you be to walk into the roman collesium? Anyway... *Attacks Night* (Im unimaginative in the morning, gimme a break)

[Thaxul]

lol, *releases lion and it attacks shamay*

[Shamay]

*slaps the lion so hard its brain comes out its ear*

[mimiru_rei]

no don't hurt the lion *aqua heals the lion* go attack shamay again lol

[Shamay]

Oh dangit *grabs a sword and bends it round the lions mouth* Least now it can't bite me!

[Mysty]

oh...*eats lion*

tasty^^

[Shamay]

I think that sorted the lion! Could you do that to aqua so she wont revive what I kill pwease?

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua finds the controls to the lion cages, and opens it releaseing all the lions, before escaping from the arena area* good luck shamay, you are going to need it *evil laugh*

[Shamay]

I thought only Thaxul could release the lions? You little sneak! *Jumps on a lion then leaps out the arena* Grr!:mad:

[mimiru_rei]

well he isn't here so, i took the initative lol

[Shamay]

Grr *Ignore's the screams from the lion pit and sets off after aqua* Lets see if I can finally win a fight!

[mimiru_rei]

what in a slayer vs vampire battle? bring it on!!! *aqua gets ready to fight shamay*

[Shamay]

I do have a habit of picking fights I can't possibly win don't I? I should probably back down, but I think you'd kill me anyway

*Gets out THE spoon, and leaps up to land next to aqua*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua is already equiped with her very sharp katana, crossbow epuiped on her back, and stake attached to her leg with a belt thing* you sure you wanna do this?

[Shamay]

Not really, but oh well, I'll do it anyway (I do not like the look of that crossbow and stake!:eek: )
*Rips the stake from the belt on aquas leg and jumps backwards* I don't want to be in range of that katana

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua grabs her crossbow, and fires a few shots at shamay's heart*

[Shamay]

*Jumps up and lets the shots pass through his thigh* Ouch, damn you slayer
*Charges in at Aqua and grabs her arms* I'd prefer not to get more holes in me

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua knees shamay in the groin to make him let go, the knees him in the head, to make him fall over, and grabs her stake back*

ready to keep going? lol

[Shamay]

Ugh, I've had worse *Gets up and shakes his hair out his eyes* Now lets see who's the better fighter *Replaces THE spoon with a more usefull weapon, a chinese short sword* Care to duel?

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua arms her katana, and prepares to fight again* come on!!!

[Shamay]

Ok *Does some fancy twists and hand swaps with the sword before finishing with a slice at Aquas stomach*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua avoids most the blow, and is slightly injured, (nothing a slayer can't handle)* thats was a mistake *shamay is know within stricking distance of aqua's katana, and so decapitates shamay* woo hoo i win

[Shamay]

Ah dammit... Thaxul, little help please!

[Thaxul]

AQUA! you have broken the only two rules of the arena!
you released the lions, when i stated only I may release them! and AND, you used more than one weapon!

the last 3 pages did not happen! start again! using only the weapons you stated in your first posts, and ignoring the lions, until i set them out!

[mimiru_rei]

yes, but rules are there to be broken lol

[Thaxul]

no they are NOT!!! everyone...on aqua!

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua casts a physical magic barrier to keep everyone away from her* you didn't say i couldn't use magic lol

[Thaxul]

did i not! *checks* aw nuts!
*removes aqua from arena anyway*

[Shamay]

YAY! IM ALIVE!! And its everyone on aqua, I think my chances are slightly higher now!
So the weapon I said first? That was a short sword I believe... *Equips the short sword and advances on aqua*

EDIT: Ignore that, I need to type faster ^^;;

[Thaxul]

erm...shes gone from the arena!
*while shamay is distracted looking for aqua, thaxul attacks him from behind*

[Shamay]

*Shamay hears Thaxul approaching and slashes him across the midrift* I'm not dying again!

[Thaxul]

its my arena! *his wound heals* doesnt look like im dying either!
*goes at shamay again, with his LONGER sword*

[Shamay]

Oh crap! Well, if thats the case... *Throws the sword at Thaxul, getting him in the face with the sharp end, and then charges in and grabs his arms while he can't see anything* That took care of that I hope... *Rips Thaxuls arms off*

[Thaxul]

*the sword flies at shamays face, thaxuls arms regrow, and his face wound heals*
nope it didnt!
*the sword hits shamay in the back of the head, knocking him out, and thaxul slashes off his arms*

[Shamay]

*Wakes up and jumps to his feet* Grr, I don't want to loose again! *Shamays arms regrow and he lunges at Thaxuls throat* Time to finish this! *Suddenly Shamay disapears and appears again at the bottom of a ladder somewhere* Dangit, I'll be back later!

[Thaxul]

WTF!!!??? ah well, time to entertain myself...........not the way YOUR thinking!
*releases lion, one after another and killing them one after another*

[Shamay]

*Reapears next to Thaxul, rakes his sword across Thaxuls throat and has a drink* There, done! *Kick Thaxuls lifeless body*

[Thaxul]

*thaxuls lifeless body regains life*
wat do yuo think you are douing?!
*punches shamays face and brakes his nose*

[Shamay]

Will dou please stop living?!!!? *Punches Thaxul in the face so hard his hand comes out the other side*

[Thaxul]

*turns around* does my ass really look that big?

*kicks shamay in the balls so hard they go up to his neck*
sham, you have two little lumps on your neck!

[Shamay]

I have no idea, does it?
*Rips off Thaxuls balls and shoves them down Thaxuls necks before reajusting his own back into the right place* Oo, I'll think of a way to kill you! But untill then... *Rips off Thaxuls arms and legs and throws then out of the thread, and then does the same with his head* That should hold you for at least alittle while you little sneak!

[Thaxul]

little while over!
*thaxuls arms and legs regrow, and his head hops back to the thread, and rejoins his body*

watch this! *slices shamay in half with glamdring*

[Shamay]

*The two halves of Shamay run off to another thread, join back together and run back* Grr *DIps Thaxul in acid untill he melts, and then gets the remaining lions to drink it*

[night]

*night rides in on a gaint lion and skewers shammay with lance*

[Shamay]

Can't people leave me alone? *Removes lance and snaps it in half* I don't like having things sticking in me!

[Thaxul]

*time warp to the last page* (wheres shadow?)
*thaxul is ready for shamays attack, and counters it by throwing him into the acid*

[Shamay]

Oh great, acid, just what I always wanted *Shakes himself dry like a dog flicking bits of acid over eveyone*

[Thaxul]

*slices the smelly mut into 25 pieces*

[Shamay]

*Revives the smelly mut* Poor doggy! *Slices Thaxul into 25th pieces*

[night]

*night has the lion eat them*

[Thaxul]

you cant control the lions! only i may control them!
and, shamay was the mut!

[Shamay]

Nah! Im Shamay, not a mut!
*Snap kicks Night so hard his head comes off* *Then does the same to Thaxul* It would be easier to win here if people didn't die and get back up, but oh well!

[Thaxul]

*dies but gets back up* it is annoying isnt it?

[Shamay]

Grr *Deletes Thaxuls account* YAY! I win!!!!!!

[Thaxul]

im a hacker! so you cant! lol
*data-drains shamay* aura gave me that!

[mimiru_rei]

look who's breaking the rules now thaxul!!!

[Thaxul]

its my thread! im allowed! lol

[Shamay]

Dang you Thaxul *Can't remember quite what datadraining does so ignores it and beats Thaxul to a pulp*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
its my thread! im allowed! lol

you are as bad as night is, you cheat. that means shamay can never win if you keep changing the rules.

[Shamay]

I think I need a thread, then I'll win!

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
you are as bad as night is, you cheat. that means shamay can never win if you keep changing the rules.

exactly! lol, data draining lowers your level and effects you with poison, confusion, and all other bad effects!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Shamay
I think I need a thread, then I'll win!

quickly escape from this thread shamay, and create your own lol

[Thaxul]

*blocks exits* *slices shamay into one billion pieces and stamps on every single one of them*

[Shamay]

*The million pieces join back together on the outside of Thaxul and crush him inside me* I think I might just stay here actually!

[Thaxul]

*eats shamay from inside to out, and digests him with seconds*

[Shamay]

*Does the same to Thaxul and throws him up so it doesn't become an endless cycle*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul, the acidic pile of puke jumps at shamay and dissolves his face, skin and organs*

and the winner is: thaxul, the pile of puke!

[Shamay]

Uhm, dood, thats my puke... So I win too!:D

[Thaxul]

ok.....uhm.......*his body reforms and beats shamay to a pulp and then rips off his arms and head and cremates them, then feeds his body to the lions*

[Shamay]

Damn you, fine, I'll be a ghost again! *Shamays ghost comes and removes Thaxuls spirit from his body and takes it down to hell with him* :p

[Thaxul]

hey! im not supposed to die yet! I altready did, but i got revived! lol
and im not going back there! *frees himself from shamays spirit grip and flies back to his body*

[Shamay]

Oh dammit *Shamays spirit flys back and hits Thaxuls spirit with a very large spiritual rock to knock it out before throwing it back into hell*

[Thaxul]

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!:eek:

[Shamay]

:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
*Revives Thaxul so he doesn't have to endure hell too long*
How was it? You look kinda charred...

[Thaxul]

*still smoking* :eek:
its......its......its...........................ki nda................:eek:

[Shamay]

*Slaps Thaxuls face so the cigeret falls out* Shouldn't smoke, bad Thaxul!

[Thaxul]

but im stressed!!!
*stabs shamay back*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua as a spectator, throws a pack of chewing gum to thaxul* use these, it relax they are better than smoking - and sugar free.

[Thaxul]

ooh! thanks random stranger!
*starts chewing the gum*

[Shamay]

You just know that isn't gonna be normal chewing gum, I've fallen for that trick WAY too many times for it not to be...
*Sprays Thaxul with a heavy duty hose*

[Thaxul]

oh! thanks, i needed a wash after dying several times......i think my body was beginning to rot!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
ooh! thanks random stranger!
*starts chewing the gum*

btw the chewing gum is magical and will taste of anything you want it to (so there shamay)

*aqua sticks out tounge at shamay from the viewing area* bleh

[Thaxul]

haha! *continues to chew gum* thanks aqua!

[Shamay]

Ha! So I was right! It isn't normal chewing gum! Its magic... Oooo
:p

[Thaxul]

you were right again!? it has been a good day for you!

[Shamay]

Im going to take that as a compliment...

[Thaxul]

you should, cos it was!

[Shamay]

Wow, right again!

[Thaxul]

it is a REALLY good day for you!

[night]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
you are as bad as night is, you cheat. that means shamay can never win if you keep changing the rules.

hey i dont cheat...
wait im dead ignore me.

[mimiru_rei]

i never said you cheated, but thaxul was making himself invincible by changing the rules. and you always seem to be making yourself invincible too.

[Thaxul]

erm.....its my rules!

[mimiru_rei]

i understand that but if you keep changing them, and not telling people until it benefits you - its just not fair.

you should come up with one set of rules and stick with them for fairness.

[Thaxul]

but, technically, i have been keeping to the rules......i have been using the same weapon all the way through! and i release the lions when i feel like it!

[mimiru_rei]

fine have it your way then (beyond caring now)

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
fine have it your way then (beyond caring now)

hee hee! ive annoyed her! *done gloating* sorry aqua!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
hee hee! ive annoyed her! *done gloating* sorry aqua!

its a good thing i'm banned from fighting here, or you would be in for a world of hurt right now.

[Thaxul]

i thought you would have learned by now! lol

[Shamay]

*Whacks Thaxul with a newspaper* If you can't fight him aqua, I'll do it!
*Starts fighting Thaxul but notices the ghosts are still chasing me* :eek:! *Scarpers more*

[Thaxul]

*throws a lion at shamay*

[Shamay]

*Kills lion and turns it into a cloak* Cool... Very very cool...

[Thaxul]

*revives lion and it bites shamays head off*

[Shamay]

*Turns the lion inside out and retrives head* I don't like cloaks that attack me...

[Moonstone]

ULTIMAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Thaxul]

lol,who would?

[Moonstone]

haha [monnstone sends a mutated zombie to attack thaxul]

[Thaxul]

*slashes zombie to bits with glamdring*

[Shamay]

*Throws his head and decapitates the zombie with it* Nows thats using your head!!!

[Moonstone]

ok then [moonstone sends a very powerful behemoth to attack thaxul shamay and ruri-ruri. haha u cant beat him mwhahahaa]

[Shamay]

You want to bet? *Headbuts the behemoth so hard its brains start leaking out* :D And what is a behemoth? Is it like a huge moth?

[Thaxul]

from final fantasy! a big summon!

[Moonstone]

hey that headbutt wont work on him it makes him very angry

[Thaxul]

wat about this *headbutts it again, then stabs it through the brain*

[Moonstone]

ok u must have a big head to defeat my behemoth

[Thaxul]

no, just a big sword!

[Moonstone]

your heads a sword?

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Thaxul
wat about this *headbutts it again, then stabs it through the brain*

STABS!

[Shamay]

So does it have blood? Is it alive?

[Thaxul]

no its dead! *blood spurts out everywher*
*slashes moonstones head off*

[Shamay]

*Laps up the blood like a cat* Yum:D

[Thaxul]

*then rips off moonstones arms and legs off by hand and feeds them to the lions*

[Shamay]

*Jumps up and down on Moonstones balls*

[Thaxul]

lol, bet thats going to hurt in the afterlife!
*slices his body up finely into 300 pieces*

[Shamay]

This is fun!!!!!!

[Thaxul]

*then grinds his body pieces into a fine paste, and feeds it to the elderly lion*
he cant handle solids!

[Shamay]

Ewwwwww!!!!!!!

[Thaxul]

wat? all his teeth fell out! he's old!

[Shamay]

Ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thaxul]

wats wrong with that? he cant get dentures that allow him to chew meat properly!

[Shamay]

Oh, I thought you meant moonstone!!

[Thaxul]

im feeding the lion moonstone paste!

[Shamay]

Ew, moonstone paste...

[Thaxul]

i kno, but the lion seems to like it!

[Shamay]

Stupid lions* Feeds one with teeth Thaxul*

[Thaxul]

you cant control them!

[Shamay]

No, but I can feed them :p

[Thaxul]

you can, but you cant feed them me!

[Shamay]

Oh fine *feeds them night*

[Thaxul]

thats ok! *they spit him out*but they dont think so!

[Moonstone]

MWHAHAHA im unstoppable i have auto-revive attached to me

[Shamay]

Ah well, night will be happy
And moonstone, I don't think it really matters how many times you can revive if you're a fine paste inside several lions... :eek:

[night]

*flicks switch on auto revive to auto die....*
oops
*laughs*

[Shamay]

YAY! Now he can go to hell!

[Thaxul]

and we wont have to see him again! YAY! WOOT!

[Shamay]

Ah, poor moonstone... :p

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Shamay
Ah, poor moonstone... :p

why?

[Shamay]

Sarcasm is wasted on you...

[night]

*night ficks shamays audo die button*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Shamay
Sarcasm is wasted on you...
its hard to note sarcasm when you are only reading it!

[night]

*night rides in on a tank*
wait thats against the rules
*night rides in on hot air ballon*
wait sos that
*night rides in on a barrell of megahol*
now this is my kind of transport

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by night
*night rides in on a tank*
wait thats against the rules
*night rides in on hot air ballon*
wait sos that
*night rides in on a barrell of megahol*
now this is my kind of transport
still against the rules! sorry!

random roman fact: roman women used to bleach their teeth with urine to make them look whiter!

[night]

thax i just remembered thats not romans its victorians....
thats why they had fans to blow away the smell

[Thaxul]

no...it was roman women!

[Shamay]

That would leave a nasty taste in your mouth...
*Grabs a net and a sword* Lets have a traditional arena fight!

[Thaxul]

yeh! *grabs sword and shield*
c'mon!!! *the lion cage opens behind shamay, and attacks him*
he he! :p

[Shamay]

ARG! *Runs away from giant man-eating cage, and stabs thax when he runs past* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Thaxul]

lol...oops! guess i didnt type that very well! lol

REDO: *the lion cage opens behind shamay*
*three lions emerge from it, and they eat shamay*

[Shamay]

*Opens the hatch in the back of a lion and climbs out* Wow, it sure is uncomfortable in there!
*Shoves Thaxul into the man-eating lion cage*

[Thaxul]

comfy in here too...since there are no lios in it!
*watches shamay as he is chased by the lions*

[Shamay]

*jumps into the cage with thax and hides behind him* Im begining to dislike those lions!

[Thaxul]

*thaxul turns into a lion*
WTF!?????!!!!!!!
*eats shamay, turns back to what passes to normal*

[Shamay]

*Opens a hatch inside thaxul and climbs out* This is getting ridiculous!

[Thaxul]

yeh...especially cos your covered in my second hand food!

[Mysty]

... food...man i'm hungry...*eats a super cheese sandwich*

[Thaxul]

how would that make you hungry?

[night]

*chiken sanwich flys away to save some innocents from the hell that is shamay*

[Thaxul]

erm.......eh.....what? :confused:

[Shamay]

I have no idea whats happening... But *Runs away from the super cheese sandwhich*

[Mysty]

*eats sandwch*

[Thaxul]

whats it like?

[Mysty]

cheesey

[mimiru_rei]

thaxul, what else would you expect a cheese sandwich to taste like? (talk about dense) :p

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
thaxul, what else would you expect a cheese sandwich to taste like? (talk about dense) :p

:mad: *a lion comes up behind aqua, and bites her head off*

[Mysty]

oh no...cheese sandwiches shouldn't do that*eats the lion and revives aqua*

thats better:)

[mimiru_rei]

er thaxul, as i thought i was apparently banned from the arena, how can a lion come and bite my head off?

and mysty thanks for reviving me!

as i'm taking it i'm not banned anymore, or if i am i'm breaking the rules.

*aqua grabs thaxul, uses her katana to cut off all of thaxul's limbs and head, and then sets the lions free to feed on corpse*
that'll teach you lol :p

[Thaxul]

how can yuo see with out a head!?

this thread isnt making sense anymore!!

*dissaparates*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
how can yuo see with out a head!?

this thread isnt making sense anymore!!

*dissaparates*

1. mysty bought me back to life, so i got my head back!

2. and your posts aren't making that much sense either, wtf is dissaparates?

[Thaxul]

hats the point!

dissaparates, is when you sorta dissapear from one place, and appear in another place!

its from harry potter!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
hats the point!

dissaparates, is when you sorta dissapear from one place, and appear in another place!

its from harry potter!

well that explains why its so crap, if its from harry potter!
the proper and better name is teleportation!
*aqua teleports behind thaxul, and goes to use her katana again, but remembers he is still dead* why dissaparates if you are still dead?

[Thaxul]

cos this thread isnt making sense!

*disaparates out of the thread*

[mimiru_rei]

woo hoo, if its not making sense you should have pressed the reset button, idiot!
*places an proximity n2 mine under the reset button, arms it and teleports out of the arena while laughing*

[Thaxul]

*appears back in the arena.....sees the n-2 mine, and throws a rock at the reset button, hitting it, and reseting the arena*

[mimiru_rei]

what part of proximity don't you understand? the rock set of the n2 mine, destroying everything before the reset button activated, idiot!

[Thaxul]

erm, the 'prox'.......and the 'im'...and the 'ity' part!

[mimiru_rei]

baka, aho, idiot!

[Thaxul]

shut up! its not my fault my english teacher was an idiot!!!!

[mimiru_rei]

oh thats right, blame someone for your shortcomings! grrr

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
oh thats right, blame someone for your shortcomings! grrr
well ask anyone in my class! she was a f*kin retard!!!

[Mysty]

dont get angry hun^^

[Thaxul]

well, to prove im not an idiot, i just came joint third in my year for the junior cert results!
and, I was the only guy in the top 3, so IKm the smartest guy in my year! :p

[Mysty]

w00t...a smart guy hey...

[Duo]

woo hes boiling with rage!!!

[Mysty]

no he isnt

[Thaxul]

i was, but im not now! :D

[Shamay]

So, have we rested or what? *Kicks thaxul in the groin* Sorry, needed some violence

[Thaxul]

CLANK! ppl just keep forgetting that i have metal underwear!

[Mysty]

oh yeah...metal underwear...dman....XDXDXDXD*throws a fireball at thax's underwear burning him* opps...useless huh...

[Thaxul]

edit: heat resistant metal underwear!

[Mysty]

oh...damn...

[Thaxul]

i learned that the last time! :p

[mimiru_rei]

metal underwear huh? i'm sure there must be a weak point for them, oh yeah i remember!

*smiles and sneaks up behind thaxul with an high voltage cable and sticks the cable down his jeans so it makes contact with his metal underwear*

thats gotta hurt! time to run *aqua runs away*

[Thaxul]

ooh, that tingled!!! ;)
(they dobnt conduct electrcity very well!)

[femme_fatale]

lol
*pours water over thaxul to help the electrical surge*
how about now?

btw - i like your av aqua!

[Thaxul]

*thaxul gets shocked, and his hair stands on end*
ouch! its really great having you back, feme! :p

[femme_fatale]

yay! i know how to get things done! :p

(it's like i never left!) :D

[Mysty]

Originally posted by femme_fatale
yay! i know how to get things done! :p

(it's like i never left!) :D

lolz!!! i mean...why would you leave us... lolz!!! this site needs*points at femme*

YOU!!!