Arena:Giant Pink Elephant Attacking

[Shadow]

heh y not

[night]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
pinkies back...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Shadow]

i call shotgun*shouts from seat on neck of elephant*

[night]

i dags the bazzoka
*firing bazzoka wildly...*

[Shadow]

the elephant laughs at pathetic bazooka

[night]

*bazzokas elephants balls off*

[Shadow]

its a girl

[night]

it is now....
:p

[Shamay]

Man, I must be really drunk now... Wow...
Pink elephants on parade...
Originally posted by Shadow
i call shotgun*shouts from seat on neck of elephant*

I call the shotgun! *Grabs a shotgun and shoots the elephants knees*

[Mysty]

DON'T HURT THE PINK ELEPHANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shamay]

Aw, do we have to not hurt them? Then again, they are cute in a drunken cute way....

[Thaxul]

lets not.......her and my oliphaunt will make a good couple! lol!

[Shamay]

Now that would hurt:eek:

[Thaxul]

wud be a good night tho! lol

[night]

well shadow might be uncomfortable...
do it oily!

[Thaxul]

its olly! *oliphaunt starts to chat up the pink elephant, but is rejected*

[night]

*hands thax elephant love potion...accidentally spills it on him...*
oops...
bye....
*runs for it!*

[Thaxul]

*pink elephant chases after him, and so does thax's oliphaunt*

HEY! Stop! we have a...............oh! nvm!

[Shamay]

That is disturbing... *Shoots Thaxul with a tranqulizer* Now he's not going anywhere, get him pinky!

[Mysty]

not the elephants...

[night]

*thaxul is being mounted*
ew! everyone look away....ew!
*looks away....*

[Thaxul]

??????????????? how did it come to this?

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
*thaxul is being mounted*
ew! everyone look away....ew!
*looks away....*

considering it has come to this, i think extreme measures are called for *aqua denotes her last n2 mine*

[Thaxul]

duck, cover, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shamay]

Wheres an AT field when you need one... Bugger, thats got to hurt... And it does:eek:

[Thaxul]

at field......i think theres one over there!

[Shamay]

No, thats a carrot field...

[Thaxul]

oh!........whats the difference?

[mimiru_rei]

AT Field (absolute terror field) a barrier that can be generated by angels and evas

[Shamay]

AT field, from what I know kind of like a inpentatrable force field - carrot field, a large area full of carrots

[Thaxul]

so theres alot of difference between the 2!

[Shamay]

Well you never know, an AT field could be full of carrots too...

[Thaxul]

the carrot field, could be surrounded by the at field, i s'pose!

[mimiru_rei]

yeah, only in some strange mixed up world that made no sense,

[Thaxul]

did it not? i thought it did!:(

[mimiru_rei]

of course not! how could carrots generate an AT field?

[Thaxul]

i dunno......maybe their........magic carrots?

[Shamay]

The angels got bored with getting killed by EVAs so they sent carrots to do the job!

[Thaxul]

yeh......what angels!?

[mimiru_rei]

The angels are what the evas fight against

[Shamay]

The angels are the bad guys who have AT fields!
Or maybe the eva pilots got bored, so set a field of explosive carrots with an AT field?
(Sachiel is soooo cooooool!!!!:D:cool: )

[Mysty]

cool... angels fly^^

[Thaxul]

k...thanks!

[Mysty]

lol, ur welcome^^

[Thaxul]

i was actually thanking aqua and shamay! but...ah, well! thanks mysty too for..........................nothing! lol

[mimiru_rei]

oh your welcome thaxul

[Thaxul]

no problem, im kinda less confused and confuddled because of you.....kinda!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
no problem, im kinda less confused and confuddled because of you.....kinda!

i'm not gonna ask lol

[Thaxul]

why not?


im only messing!

[night]

aqua where did you plant that n2 mine....

[Thaxul]

on your face!

[mimiru_rei]

i didn't plant it anywhere (cos its more like a bomb than a mine) also i already used it in Gaint Pink Elephant Attacking thread lol

[night]

but its just thax was in a delicat postion and if you put the bomb between them...
we could have one reaaaaaly pissed off elephant hang around

*everyone is looking at night*
its behind me isnt it.....?

[mimiru_rei]

if there is one behind you its not mine as i have run out lol

[Thaxul]

*whistles*
Wasnt me!

[night]

*looks round and a big elephant standing on its hind legs, looks mad...*
em...

[Thaxul]

*the elephant crushes night*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua shoots night in his legs with a tranq gun so he can't run away lol* go elephant

[Thaxul]

*holding his nose* he already did!

[night]

ouch
*says night as he stands up...aqua ive become immune to those things now*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
ouch
*says night as he stands up...aqua ive become immune to those things now*

*then aqua cuts off night's legs and runs away with them* i'm not giving them back either lol

[night]

*night grows a new pair of legs...*
you can keep them...

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua turns around and returns night his legs* oh i don't need them here you go!

[night]

*night uses the leggs to beat up the elephant that attacked me*

[Thaxul]

aqua, night lost his baby legs!

[mimiru_rei]

well he has new legs now, does it really matter?

[night]

nope
*hits thaxul with one of his spare legs...*

[Thaxul]

ouch!!..............................cant think of a comeback!

[mimiru_rei]

thaxul, grab night's other leg and start fighting him with it lol

[Thaxul]

thanks! *grabs nights other leg and starts fighting with him*

[night]

*night tears off hie new legs so he can fight back*
ouch,ouch

[Thaxul]

*Kicks him in the face*

[night]

*night regrows his legs and kicks thaxal with all 4 of his legs...*

[Shamay]

*Grabs one of nights new legs and kicks Thaxul and Night with it*

[night]

*tears thaxuls leg off to replace my spare one and hits shamay with it*
:mad:

[Thaxul]

STOP!!!! its getting too painful!!!

*drags himself away*

[Shamay]

*Rips off Thaxul's arms and feeds them to Pinky*

[Thaxul]

i can still get away!

*rolls away*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua cuts off night's head and start playing football with it* anyone wanna join me?

jumpers for goal posts lol

[night]

*night grows a new head..then plays football with his old one...*

[Thaxul]

*takes off his top and uses it as a goalpost*

ok, shirts and skins, ill be skins......and all the girls can be on my team! lol

[Shamay]

Thaxul, thaxul, thaxul... Good tactic, a team full of topless girls is bound to beat a team of guys!

[Thaxul]

i know! so who want to play?

[Shamay]

*Tumbleweed blows past* Somehow, I think the idea wont go down to well with the girls...

[mimiru_rei]

when i said 'jumpers for goalposts' it was more a reference to the fast show lol

to right we won't like that too much

[night]

*night creates aqua clones to be in thaxuls team*
okay she wont like me for a while but hey she doesnt wont want to lose to a bunch of topless clones of her self so she can go in my team...

[Thaxul]

HEY! i called all the girls to be on my team!

[Shamay]

Dood, you have MULTIPLE aquas, get a grip! No, not of those!!!

[Thaxul]

hey! i cant help it! ;)

[Shamay]

*Chops off Thaxuls hands* Now you can!

[Thaxul]

oh! i need those! :(

[Shamay]

Really? You were doing quite well without your arms and legs!

[Thaxul]

did it happen b4? when?

[Shamay]

17 posts ago you lost your arms...

[Thaxul]

really? alot of bad stuff happens to me on this site! lol

[Shamay]

Lol, you're right! *Chops of the bottom half of Thaxul*

[Thaxul]

oh! again! *regrows all limbs* thats better, but i could have sworn i was taller!

[Mysty]

erm... whoops^^

[Thaxul]

mystys on my team! were the shirtless team!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
*night creates aqua clones to be in thaxuls team*
okay she wont like me for a while but hey she doesnt wont want to lose to a bunch of topless clones of her self so she can go in my team...

*aqua is cross that she has been cloned, and for being made to be thaxul's team, she hides a n2 mine somewhere, with a 1 minute timer, and runs away* thats why i've been away - weapons training lol

[Shamay]

Ok, 1 minute timer? I think I was away for long enough :D

[Aura]

*the world trembles suddenly very hard. And as unexpected as the trembling, all is calm again*

Aura entered this world

[mimiru_rei]

and where the makeshift footy pitch once stood, is a massive crater from the n2 mine.

that will teach you to clone me lol *evil laugh*

[night]

*night walks out of the smoke*
em i said you should be in my team...
*the topless clones carry thaxul out the rubble*

[Thaxul]

*and feed him grapes*
yummy! grapes taste so much better than normal, if sum1 feeds tham to you!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
*night walks out of the smoke*
em i said you should be in my team...
*the topless clones carry thaxul out the rubble*

*aqua still being really pissed that her clones somehow survived, goes mad and personally kills each one with her psychic katana, before grabbing random cloned limbs and using them to beat thaxul and night over the head with*

[night]

kl i dags da boobs...
they must do alot of damage at speed....

[mimiru_rei]

i made sure all that were left was arms and legs, everything else is so cut up you wouldn't recognise it at all.

*just to make sure aqua throughs a few grenades around, to destroy any possible remains*

[night]

*makes more clones of aqua*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua destroys them too* can't you make clones of someone else? i really don't want to destroy your cloning machine, but i will if i have to!!!

[night]

i am my cloning machine...
*makes clones of blackkite for aqua to chop up...*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua starts fighting the blackkite clones for extra practice, not that they last long against a slayer* thanks for the practice lol

[night]

your welcome

[Shamay]

Slightly glad I missed that, also slight disapointed...:(

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
*aqua still being really pissed that her clones somehow survived, goes mad and personally kills each one with her psychic katana, before grabbing random cloned limbs and using them to beat thaxul and night over the head with*

hey! im glad i missed this! lol

[mimiru_rei]

don't be too happy, thaxul. its not over yet. *aqua equips her titanium knuckle duster and hits thaxul once* ha ha ha

[Thaxul]

ouch! i hope your done now! are ya?

[mimiru_rei]

for now, (but as this is an fighting arena) i could start again at any time though lol

[Thaxul]

i guess you could! *slashes both aquas arms off with glamdring*

[mimiru_rei]

*even though aqua is a slayer, not even she can heal from those wounds and bleeds to death* aqua 1986-2004 RIP

[Thaxul]

woot!!!

see, night....she knows when to die!
*revives aqua*

[mimiru_rei]

now i know how buffy feels *aqua wonders around disorintated for a while*

[Thaxul]

lol.......*bike riding demons come in and destroy a aqua clone*

[Shamay]

*Hacks off Thaxuls arms with a nearby rock* That was hard work, wow, I should have used a sharper rock...

[Thaxul]

how long exactly did that take?

[Shamay]

Uhm, 10 minutes? It could of done

[Thaxul]

ok.......*dies of pain*

[Shamay]

*Revives Thaxul* Im not mean enough to leave you dead...

[Thaxul]

thanks, but is this just so you can kill me again?

[Shamay]

*Does the hacking off with a rock trick on Thaxuls head* You betcha!

[Thaxul]

is it a sharp rock?

[Shamay]

*Examines the rock* Nopen

[Thaxul]

oh! thats the worst!

[night]

didnt buffy come back from the dead?
twice.

[Shamay]

Could have done... *Revives Thaxul* Thaxul has, so I don't see why she couldn't! Now how'd you like to die this time Thaxul?

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
didnt buffy come back from the dead?
twice.

yes, once in season one. and again in season 5. why'd you ask?

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Shamay
Could have done... *Revives Thaxul* Thaxul has, so I don't see why she couldn't! Now how'd you like to die this time Thaxul?

erm....i wouldnt!

[Shamay]

Oh well, you're going to die anyway :D
*Throws Thaxul against a wall untill he dies*

[Thaxul]

*the pink elephant stamps on shamay, killing him, just before thaxul dies* HA *thaxul dies too*

[Shamay]

Dangit, I'm getting good at dying...

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua revives both thaxul and shamay* i would have used the reset button, but i couldn't find it lol

[Thaxul]

not as good as me! i think ive died the most!

[Shamay]

*Tears off Thaxuls head and then reataches it* Yeh, I think you have died more!
Cheers aqua! *Pegs it after that stupid pinky*

[Thaxul]

yeh thanks aqua! *head falls off, but is still alive*
*picks up head and carries it in his arms*
Hey shamay! arent you forgetting something? *points at his neck*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua cuts thaxuls left arm off, followed by the right one* i wish i hadn't revived you now, as you banished me from the roman arena

[Thaxul]

lol, but you broke all the rules!

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua slices what remains of thaxul right down the middle with her katana* mumble mumble mumble grrrrrr !#@!

[Thaxul]

oh nuts! (ive been saying that an awful lot today)

[mimiru_rei]

i'm not going to resurrect you this time *evil laugh*

[Thaxul]

oh nuts! shamay? hogso? anybody?

[Shamay]

You made my loss to aqua not mean anything, course I'll revive you! *Revives Thaxul, but he's still in pieces* Hehe, I'm not a sergeon, I can't stich!

[Thaxul]

at least im alive!
*regroups his body*
now, any1 a doctor?
aqua, back off!

[mimiru_rei]

Petrol Bomb Attack!!! *aqua starts throwing lots of petrol bombs at thaxul and shamay* its only a matter of time before i'll get you both *evil laugh*

[Thaxul]

*his body dodges every single bomb thrown*

[mimiru_rei]

*the petrol bombs set the ground alite, and sets the arena on fire in places* now look what you've done thaxul

[Thaxul]

WHAT?! ME? wat did i do?

[mimiru_rei]

if you hadn't dodged the petrol bombs only you would have been set on fire!

[Thaxul]

eh..........SHUT UP! it was your fault!
*relieves himself on the spots of fire, putting them out*

[mimiru_rei]

*while thaxul is putting out the fire aqua pushes him on to a fire*
giggle

[Thaxul]

*turns around and "accidentally" pees on aqua* oops!

[mimiru_rei]

grrrrr *aqua gives thaxul a chinese burn* i'm gonna have to change clothes now

[Thaxul]

ouch! *sneaks after her and takes pictures of her naked and posts them on the net*

[mimiru_rei]

that wasn't me i haven't changed yet *aqua uses a spell to teleport home to change clothes, and then returns* all done lol

[Thaxul]

really? whoever it was has anice body!

[Shamay]

*Shamay was hiding behind pinky and has just noticed the other girl* Hey, Thaxul, she hasn't finished yet!

[Thaxul]

*takes more pictures* these are for my personal collection!

[Shamay]

*steals the camera* Theyre for MY private collection now!

[Thaxul]

erm...it was a camera that develops the pics straight away(cant remember the name of right now) i have the pics right here!

[Shamay]

Oh! Ok then! *Takes some pics of his own* Hey, I like this camera!

[Thaxul]

thats mine! *grabs it off sham*

[Shamay]

*Grabs it back and runs off with the photos* Now what the heck was it? Ew, thaxuls dummy!

[night]

you can have the ones i did...
*i was hiding in aquas room...*

[Shamay]

I'd take them, but I value my life, give them to Thaxul, he wont mind having spikey things stuck in him!

[Thaxul]

*receives the photos from night*
aqua, remember, I DIDNT TAKE THESE PHOTOS! IT WAS NIGHT!

[night]

*night starts throwing around the pics*

[Shamay]

Originally posted by Thaxul
*takes the photos*
aqua, remember, I DIDNT TAKE THESE PHOTOS! IT WAS NIGHT!
Yes you did! You even said you did! I'll make it italic to help it stand out!

[mimiru_rei]

'kobayashi's body is hot to trot'
(translation i don't care )

[Thaxul]

read back! he made that quote up!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
'kobayashi's body is hot to trot'
(translation i don't care )

still not caring

[night]

man i need to make her angrey.....

[Thaxul]

i dont think you want to!

[Shamay]

(You little sneak Thaxul!)
And you really don't want her angry!

[Thaxul]

what? *looks innocent*

[Shamay]

Core... Uger... *Keeps looking dismayed*

[Thaxul]

what did you just say?

[Shamay]

Nothing that would make sense!

[Thaxul]

same as usual then!

[Shamay]

Yeh!
Hey, wait a minute!

[Thaxul]

lol, idiot!

[Shamay]

*Skewers Thaxul with a very spikey version of the word BAKA*

[Thaxul]

ouch!

[Shamay]

Very ouch:D

[Thaxul]

did i just get skewered by a word?

[Shamay]

Yes, you did

[Thaxul]

ok...just claifying that!

[Shamay]

Lol *Skewers him again* Hopefully that should make it more obvious!

[Thaxul]

.............very

[Mysty]

*sits in a corner laughing*

thaxul, does it hurt???

[Shamay]

*skewers thaxul again* It better hurt, this takes alot of effort!

[Thaxul]

you bet your ass it hurts!

[night]

*pinky returns carrying a dictionary which he uses to skewer shammay*

[Thaxul]

thats a whole lot of words! well done night!

[night]

actually its just the one word, dictionary...

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by night
*pinky returns carrying a dictionary which he uses to skewer shammay*

but you sed you were carrying A DICTIONARY, so you skewered shamay with alot of words!

[night]

whatever hes dead deal with it...
*shammay turns to ash like a vamp should*

[Shamay]

Its one word, its A dictionary!
And hey, since when do you get wooden words! *The pile of ash forms back together and kicks night in the face* Mean person

[Thaxul]

im tired to figure out wat that means! :confused:

[Shamay]

*pokes thaxul with the dictionary*

[Thaxul]

stabs shamy in the heart with the word, WOOD!

[Shamay]

Oh dang, is it a wooden wood?

[Thaxul]

lol, yeh! *shamay turns to dust*

[Shamay]

Oh dang...
*Pinky comes and tramples Thaxul*

[Thaxul]

dang! shamay is dust, and i am mush! what next!
*maid comes and hoovers up shamay and washes away thaxul*

[Shamay]

YAY! Im with all my dusty friends...

[Thaxul]

and im with all my..........liquid friends!

[Shamay]

You could be mistake for mushy peas and ketchup... Alot of ketchup...

[Thaxul]

lol, i like ketchup!..........but i dont like being ketchup!

[Shamay]

To bad! *Chef comes and put Thaxul in a ketchup bottle*

[Thaxul]

*sum random stranger comes and dips chips into thaxuls face*

[Moonstone]

and im the chef

[Thaxul]

ok? so?

[Shamay]

And Im the mysterious strange, the maid revived me! *Drinks the 'ketchup'*

[Thaxul]

*reforms inside shamay and bursts out of his body*

[Shamay]

OUCH! :eek: I should watch what I eat!

[Thaxul]

yep, you never kno where ive been!

[Shamay]

Ew...

[Thaxul]

ew? try looking at your guts and limbs lying on the floor!

[Shamay]

Ah, should have noticed that... *Dies*

[Thaxul]

lol, about time!
*kicks shamays heart*

[Shamay]

*Shamays ghost kicks Thaxuls heart*

[Thaxul]

*it goes right through*
shamay watch out behnd you, your followers are there!

[Shamay]

*Checks behind* Oh not good!!! *Scarpers like hell*

[Thaxul]

how can you scarper like hell? does hell have a scarper that is very recognisable? or wat?

[Shamay]

Yes, it scarpers very very fast!

[Thaxul]

i thought you were gone? you dont seem to be scarpering very fast at all! lol

[Shamay]

I am! It's just a very big thread!

[Thaxul]

and your just shouting very loud, thats how i can hear you!

[Shamay]

YEH! *Smashes head of the door of the thread* Woo! IM FREE!!!!

[Thaxul]

*teleports him back to the thread*

[Shamay]

*Locks out the ghosts* Few, Im safe :D

[Thaxul]

for now! lolol!
i wont let them in, they annoy me too!

[Shamay]

Those anoying ghosts

[Thaxul]

yeh, very annoying!
*pinky walks by* hey pinky!

[Shamay]

*Uses pinky like a mace and beats Thaxul to a pulp*

[Thaxul]

ouchies!
(how can you use a giant elephant as a mace?)

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
ouchies!
(how can you use a giant elephant as a mace?)

i really don't think you wanna know how actually, incase you do i'll put it like a spoiler.

*not for those who are squemish*

:eek:it involves putting a big piece of wood somewhere very painful:eek:

[Shamay]

I just grabbed its trunk and swung it round, I don't aprove of animal cruelty!

[night]

*pinky sits on shammay and i feed it laxitives...*
ew!:eek:

[Shamay]

Now thats cruel... Ew...
*Uses hose to clean away the nastyness...*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Shamay
I just grabbed its trunk and swung it round, I don't aprove of animal cruelty!

thats not animal cruelty <sarcastic>