Arena: Ultimate Pygmy Slaughter House!

[Shadow]

thought it was a good idea, and dont let the name fool u, the pygmys arent here to b slaughtered easily- b weary!
there are every where- plus every one u kill bcomes part of my massive zombie pygmy army, who are also at home here creaatin havoc

[Shamay]

Ah, I'm home:D *Puts on camouflage, gets out blow pipe and runs into the jungle* When your ready...:D

[night]

are fighting with pigmies or against them.....

[Duo]

KILL THEM ALL!

[Shamay]

I think we're meant to be against them, but I can't fight my beloved pygmies, so I'm joining them :D

[night]

great if a bunch of suicidal people werent enough to worry about...
ive got a lage army of pigmys and zombie pygmys to worry about!

*bangs head on nearby tree...a pigmy falls out and dies...*
ooopps

*hides pigmy in some leaves which sets off a trap*
snap
*the pigmy sneaking up on me is hurtled into the air...*

man...ive not even started yet....

[Shamay]

NO! My brave pygmies... Well now you have gone to Shadows great zombie pygmy army...
Pygmies, attack night! *Hails of darts shoot towards night, hiting him all over* Do you think we put enough poison in? He's still standing, heck, he looks happy! Oh, ok, this time don't use megahol as the poison...

[night]

*night stand s there until his body adapts to all the poisons*

[Shamay]

Oh crud... Alright, switch to the spears!!! If that doesn't work, then I'm sure we've got some guns... Do any of you have a plasma cannon?!

[night]

*night starts to get ticklish as hes attacked with spears...*
loolololol:D

[Shamay]

*Holds hids head in his hands* This is getting rediculous! Lets try the blazing arrows... And you, keep looking for that electrictal switch! We need a hellofa lot of juice to get the plasma cannon running...

[night]

let me help try pluging it in to this
*hands pygmy a lit dyanmite stick*

*pygmy trys to fit it in slot but it wont go*
*night vanishes...*

[Shamay]

Oh crud... No pygmy! Use your head!!! No, don't try shoving your head in the slot!!! Throw the dynamite! No, not over here! Dammit!!!

[night]

BOOM

*night works out a way of neutralising the zombie pygy threat and gets out the bow and arrows...*

[Shamay]

How can you neutralize the zombie pygmies? If you kill a pygmy, they become a zombie pygmy, and you can't kill the zombie pygmies!
Alright, is that plasma cannon ready yet, this is getting beyond a joke!

[night]

*night start shooting pygmys in the balls with arrows*
they dont die theyre just paralyised in pain...

[Shamay]

Oh thats mean *Blow pipes night in each of his balls*

[night]

*night is so use to femmes kicks hes wearing protective armour*

[Shamay]

Ah, I should have been expecting that really...
What? The plasma cannons ready? Great! Ready, aim, fire!!!!
*Vrooooooooomph!!!!!* Ok, next time aim it at night, dumb pygmies...

[night]

*night stands next to shammay*

[Shamay]

Oh crud *Vroooooooomphhhhh!!!!*
Ouch... Thats gonna take a while to heal...

[night]

*nights gone*

[Shamay]

Alright, lets not use the plasma cannon...
What other weapons do we have? Me, Im not a weapon! What are you planning?

[night]

*night shoots him from tree above shammay*
thats got to hurt
*the arrow went right into shammays eye*

[Shamay]

Looks like I join the ranks of shadows zombie pygmy army... Fight well my friends, and live on!

[night]

it wasnt enough to kill you!

[Shamay]

Really? It's straight through my eye and out the other side... And plus its an arrow, and wood isn't good for me...
But, if I'm not dead... *Rips out arrow and fires it back at night*

[night]

*and misses cause he cant aim any more..ends up killing the pigmys*

[Shamay]

Crud... Alright my pygmies, attack!!!!

[night]

*pigmys attack shammay*

[Shamay]

Eek!:eek: *Climbs up a tree* Attack night! That guy over there!

[night]

*night is gone...mirror on tree....*

[Shamay]

This is getting rediculous...
Go, hide in the forest, kill all intruders that arent me!!!

[night]

*night runs around and looks like shammay*

[Shamay]

*holds his head in his hands* This is pointless, it just wont work...
*gets out shot gun, aims at night, fires untill night stops moving*

[night]

*shammay realises night just did that to him*

[Mysty]

stands in a corner laughin...

its all i've gotta say^^

[Shamay]

Alright, now surely that killed me? Come on!
Grr, laughing at me... The pygmies will get her later...

[night]

*night starts shooting the pigmys balls off*

[night]

*night becomes mayuu and calls down his deamoette army*

[Shamay]

Looks like shadows army is about to get pretty darn big!

[night]

*mayuus has increased their power to take out zombies too....*

[Shamay]

Im sure Shadow can come up with a way to help the little guys survive...

[Duo]

pigmy first aid coming thro....AND...every pigmy gets a helmet and bullet proof groin gaurd!

[night]

*arrows duo and steals the guards before he can hand them out...*
lole
*a deamoette gives him a kiss....*

[Shamay]

Ah, poor Duo... *Pygmies turn the deamonette into a pin cushion with their arrows*

[night]

*army of deamoette snap all the little pigmys necks....*

[Shamay]

Wow, Shadows army is going to be huge...

[night]

yip...
*a deamoette kisses shammay*

[Shamay]

I've been dead for quite a while remember...

[night]

just making sure...

[Shamay]

You'd think she'd have noticed all the bullet holes, and the fact that most of me isn't attached to the rest of me...

[night]

well that was the first clue....

[Shadow]

ok time to help help out shammay alittle*reality warp* rite now to unleashe the full(as full as it can b in my absence) force of my undead indestructable army, onething i feel the urge to mention about this army, in death the zombies gain tremendous intelligence and never fall to the same tricks twice as the learn how u do things, there flesh is indestructible so wen blown up they do 1 of two things-either make like the liquid terminater and gradually pull themselves together from no matter where the pieces are(even if its alternate dimensions) and wen reformed b even deadlier then b4, or if strong enuff take on the 3rd form as it were and join my elite zombie shadow pygmies which are impossible to do nething other than slow down a little or detain but that wont help for long- enjoy ppl!-evil laugh-

[Shamay]

I think I can enjoy this:D Mmm, nah, that smilie just isn't manic enough... Oh well *Grins manicly*

Now if only I had someone to bring me back to life:(

[Shadow]

oh ok lol*reality warp* there ya go u got a pulse again for 5 mins, oh on another note my pygmys will accept ur commands to shammay, tho wacth out for the alive ones, they respawn at a rate of 2 for every 1 killed and are mindless enuff to just attack nething they fancy,and my elites just wiped out the daemonites

[night]

im going to need more deamoettes...
*just then mayuu turns back to night*
oh...hi!
*deamoettes vanish...*

[Shadow]

oh damn just wen they were havin fum oh well*points to nite and zombies plan an attack*

[night]

*gulp*
guess ill just need to destroy the jungle....
shadow how small can they regenerate from?

[Shamay]

They'll accept my orders, apart from the alive ones? I might stay up this tree then...
Alright zombie pygmies! Lets get started! When I think of a plan, I'll give you an order! Untill then, I think Shadow might still be here...

And night, I'd guess from any size they can be made

[night]

*mayuu returns really angrey...*
lolre
*starts tearing the heads off any pigmy that comes within reach of his chains...*

[Shadow]

heh, thats all goin accordin to plan, stupid live pygmies, join my smart zombie pygmis! -evil laugh- it dont matter how small u shred them, even shredded at the sub atomic layer they will return!,

[night]

*night awakens and kicks mayuus butt!*
damn you mayuu you will never get unleashed ever again...
*mayuu is pushed into the deepest recess of nights mind*
that'll hold him at least for a while....
im sorry for the chaos he caused....


subatomic huh? they are going to be hard to kill...
but i'll get them....

[Shadow]

more impossible to kill, as they can b cus they arent a direct member, u can defeat one but it will come bck stronger each time, hence y i'm so good, i train with 1 of them, hes nearly as strong as me, is the ultimate zombie pygmy

[night]

lol...ive worked out a way...
ive never had to fight an army before so i have no moves to beat one as strong as that...

however...
i may have worked out a way....
all i have to do i reach into my soul....

[Shadow]

i warn u, they will regenerate, as their essence cannot b destroyed, tho try as u wish, it just gives me a betta army to train against-evil laugh-

[night]

lol...thats what you think....

(ps im woking on a pic of the pigmies and zombie pigmies so watch this space... )

[Shadow]

heh, to kill sumthing which is not livin is a feeble mission

[night]

mabye but right now its the only mission i have!

[Shadow]

fair play, *1pygmy sneakily removes nites crotch protection(all of it) another 5 headbutts him there by running thro his legs*

[night]

*night has his psysheild up to protect him the all bash their heads...*

(ps heres pigmies....)

[Shamay]

*Stupid live pygmy tries eating the psy-shield*
Hmmm, well its obvious we over power and out-skill night, now I just need a way to kill him... Dammit

[night]

lol
*night awakens his full powers....*
ahhahaaaaaaaaaa!
*night starts to expload his energy out....*
(pic coming....)

[night]

pic done...

[Shamay]

Hey look, he's blue... So now we just need to kill the blue thing, shouldn't be too hard...

[night]

*night energy moves out in a shere shape evaporating all the little zombie pygmies into teenyweeny bits...*
blow them up...
*nights energy expands till in consumes the whole forest*

[Shamay]

*The zombie pygmies beggin to join back into their original shape* Youre gonna have to do better than that!

[night]

*they cant resume shap until i stop my enegry feild*

besides im trying to draw a buch of pigs to go with this so just watch...

*those that had started to reform where melted again...*
i came to the conclusion that there cells at atomic structutre had its own memory so to blast them apart and leave it at that wouldnt work...
so....
(wait for pic....)

[Shamay]

Oo, could be ineresting... Will be here to point out when you do the impossible though!:p

[Duo]

i know how to beet them just kill them and then trap their dead escence in a escence traping jar like wot iv got....

ps if you want one it costs 200000000000moneys:D

[Shamay]

I'll take those *Gives lots and lots of monies, enough for all of the jars* Thank you! *Smashes jars*

[Duo]

that so didnt help you it helped shadow.....moron...ill still kill your pigmys just that theyll goto shadows army...

[Eageoseo]

*mod*post deleted for now, it was containing unneccesary bad language, we will discuss later if its going to deleted completely or keep this.*mod*

[Thaxul]

no need for that! that bakstard!

[mimiru_rei]

don't you start lol (i know your joking btw):D

[Thaxul]

i didnt curse! i sed bakstard, not bas........i wont say!

[night]

okay done the pic of my explosion and of the inside of the explosion...

[night]

thats actually it starting to receed...
heres me...

okay you wanted to see how to defeat them well here its is...
they all have an atomic memory which is how they can regenarate....
this atomic memory is a result of their dna which shadow altered...
lol...

*while there all in bits...night gatheres them all thogether manipulates there dna and his using his elamentalist powers...*

all things are a part of me and i am a part of all things, such is the power of an elamentalist...you wanted a strong training parter shadow you got one!

*night merges the zombie pygmies dna with has and aborbs all their powers into him....*

*all zombie pygmies are now gone only night remains...*

thanx shadow all you did was make me stronger...
whats the phase if you cant be them join them...
lol

[Eageoseo]

Originally posted by Thaxul
no need for that! that bakstard!





wat did he say?

[Thaxul]

he sed, 'dothack sucks c*** and you all know' or something to that effect!

[Eageoseo]

he tryed to get me kicked off!

[Duo]

was that your .hack hating freind "matthew" eageoseo?

[Thaxul]

i think it was his bro!

[Eageoseo]

my bros a f**********!



spread the word(if you know it!)

[mimiru_rei]

i think that kinda goes without saying lol

Originally posted by Eageoseo
my bros a f**********!



spread the word(if you know it!)

[Shamay]

So night just absorbed all the zombie pygmies, and agreed to be shadows training partner...Originally posted by night
whats the phase if you cant beet them join them...
lol
Lol indeed...:D

[mimiru_rei]

maybe now i should use my n2 mine? lol

[Shamay]

Ack, noo!! Actually... *Scapers far far away and hides behind handy rick wall* Now try it!

[Mysty]

*pokes wall*

opps, it broke^^

[Shamay]

Dangit... *Duck, cover and WAAAAAAA!!!!*

[mimiru_rei]

but no one has done anything yet?

[Duo]

N" mine blows up and kills night and Duo traps his escence in a jar aha i win!

[mimiru_rei]

do you have your own n2 mine duo, cos i didn't set mine off!

[Shamay]

Dammit... We really need to plany some new trees now... You just destroyed the forest...

[Mysty]

poor trees...

[night]

*night regrows the forest using elemenatist powers*
going to give me a hand aqua?

[Shamay]

:eek: I thought you were dead! Dammit, how the hell did you survive that?
Oh yeh, thankls for re-growing teh forest:)

[night]

your welcome...
besides i now have both my normal healing, durability and stength plus the new subatomic reforming...so now im twice as hard to kill...

[Shamay]

Ah, you're regenerating... Just like Sachiel...

[night]

i could always heal my self...

[mimiru_rei]

thats why you never die!

*aqua in frustration of night's inability to die, stabs night through the heart from behind with her psychic katana and sharply pulls it out again*

i'd to see you heal from that lol

[night]

*night heals...*
there you go...
ps what happened to me getting help with the trees?

[Thaxul]

what trees?

[night]

i was fixing the trees that got blown up!

[Shadow]

y bother they regenerate faster than u can, cant b bothered to bckscroll and probly wont c the reply to this but how my zombie pygmies doin ?

[Shadow]

Originally posted by Shamay
So night just absorbed all the zombie pygmies, and agreed to be shadows training partner...
Lol indeed...:D

got bored and bck scrolled, just to stick up for my zombies, i did nothing to there dna just changed there actual bit of reality in a way that no1 can emulate, so by aborbing them u have a slight problem, chances are the will rip u apart while separating from u to there regular shelves, or each failed attempt will make will count as a loss so they will grow in strength til the point they evolve to my shadow elite, as i am all shadow i dont care how good an elementalist u r u have no say wid the shadow element, tis mine alone, by evolvin they would phase out to shadow to regenerate so in essence u created for me an ultimate army

cheers:D

[Shamay]

I knew there was a way that would be a big help to Shadow...

[night]

*bhodr*
well finds a desk in the forset then
*bhodr*

[Shadow]

seems my pygmy army has no new challenges, heh, time for my second army to arrive(inspired by another thread) i introduce my unlimited supply of predators, but not here for this is the realm of pygmys

[Moonstone]

moonstone sees shadows predators and sends aliens to kill them

[Shamay]

Not here! This is the realm of the pygmies!!! *Gets blow pipe and fills moonstone full of poisoned darts*

[Moonstone]

wow that feels good

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Moonstone
wow that feels good

does this feel good too, titanium knuckle duster uppercut.
*aqua uses her special move sending moonstone flying*
well it was good for me, if not for you *smiles*

[Thaxul]

wt other weapons do pygmies have?

[Shadow]

my shadow zombie pygmys have ne they want

[Moonstone]

mwahhaa that tickled to [moonstone goes over to aqua and gives here a hug]

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Moonstone
mwahhaa that tickled to [moonstone goes over to aqua and gives here a hug]

*aqua knees moonstone in the groin really hard, making him fall to the ground* how dare you assualt me like that!

*aqua materialises her psychic katana, picks up moonstone off the ground and sticks her katana straight through his heart and out the other side* don't ever touch me again

*then she pulls her katana out of moonstone and walks away*

[Shadow]

just a point the battleground is for battle wid the pygmies, even tho is nice to hurt moon

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Shadow
just a point the battleground is for battle wid the pygmies, even tho is nice to hurt moon

well i'm leaving this arena now anyway, lol

[Moonstone]

i would never hurt u guys

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Moonstone
i would never hurt u guys

then get the hell out of the forum colloseum then!!!!

[Shamay]

Yeh! *Pygmies fill moonstone full of darts smeared with laxativs*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Shamay
Yeh! *Pygmies fill moonstone full of darts smeared with laxativs*

that aint going to be pretty! ew! :eek:

[Shamay]

You're right you know :D

[Moonstone]

go 500 of my sin attack

[Thaxul]

*kills them easily*

[Shamay]

(What's he on about?)

[Moonstone]

no u dont mine are immortal go sin crush everyone but keep thaxul for me

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Moonstone
no u dont mine are immortal go sin crush everyone but keep thaxul for me
*bazookas moonstones face*

[Shamay]

*Hits the 500 sins? so hard they go out the thread* Damn things, I don't like fighting things when I don't know what they are!

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Shamay
*Hits the 500 sins? so hard they go out the thread* Damn things, I don't like fighting things when I don't know what they are!

well, sin is kkinda like a really big whale in ff10, and hes the big boss of that game!

[night]

*night warps reality so the final fantasy games never existed and so the sins never existed...all the sins fade away*
miss me?

[Thaxul]

erm........i guess............NOT! ahahahahahahahahaha!

[night]

*waks thaxul with nearby tree*
"dont be rude.."

[Shamay]

*Whacks night with a newspaper and hands it to him* Use this if your going to hit him... :D

[Moonstone]

moonstone mimics nights attack and makes sin come back mwhahhahaa

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Moonstone
moonstone mimics nights attack and makes sin come back mwhahhahaa

erm, if you mimcek nights attack, wouldt you make th ff games not exist again? which is impossible!

[Shamay]

If he mimicked the attack I think he is it involves absorbing sin!

[Thaxul]

i dunno, whatever he did, the sins cant come back!

[Shamay]

Just incase... *removes moonstones neck and has a drink before giving the body to the pygmies*

[Moonstone]

ha my neck had just regrown u need to defeat my source to defeat me which is impossible

[Shamay]

Source? What the heck? :confused:

[Moonstone]

yeah everyone here that thinks there powerful must have there own power source!

[Thaxul]

erm.....ill try this.....*unplugs moonstone from the wall socket*

[Mysty]

i want a plug socket...oh... i can see one nxt to the computer...what happens when i pull out this plu...

opps.

[Thaxul]

lol, be glad it wasnt your life support!

[Moonstone]

Originally posted by Thaxul
erm.....ill try this.....*unplugs moonstone from the wall socket* u failed

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Moonstone
u failed dang, hes still spamming!

[night]

"moonstone thaxul is not stupid, he knows who to take a plug out!"
*just incase he doesnt night rewires the plug removes the fuse and replaces it, making moonstone expload...*

[Moonstone]

Originally posted by Thaxul
dang, hes still spamming! and how am i look im getting fed up with u and aqua and who ever that thinks im spamming which im not!

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by night
"moonstone thaxul is not stupid, he knows who to take a plug out!"
*just incase he doesnt night rewires the plug removes the fuse and replaces it, making moonstone expload...*
wOOt! this may work!:D

[night]

your welcome thaxul
:D

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by night
your welcome thaxul
:D thanks.......i think it may have worked...moonstone hasnt come on since then!

[night]

lol:D

[Shadow]

rite bck to sum quick pygmy slaughter for me
*allows huge army of reg pygmys to pounce on me*
heh they think they can defeat me till*powers up so insanely fast they get shredded reborn again*
10 mins later and they only just managed there revival as zombies, oh well time for more training*appearin high above the slaughter house i---*ouf*dang shadow elite*is kicked in head and saves himself b4 he hits the ground*
now i'm angry* *attempts same move again butg this tim in non corporeal form*dark matter conversion attack* takes out all pymgys in forest and the forest itselfs* rite next?

slowly the forest reforms and the pygmies evolve further strengthin themselves

y do i make such powerful foes?lol

[Shamay]

I have no idea, but they can't be too good, you still beat them!
*Runs inside the newly reformed forest to find the pygmies*

[Mysty]

*sits in a corner and laughs*

[Shamay]

There's a corner in here? Wow, thats unexpected...

[Mysty]

i always carry a spare corner with me^^;;

[Thaxul]

ok...? so the pygmies are extremely strong now? see ya...*scarpers*

[Shadow]

only the shadow type, the normal and zombie ones are still fairly dense

[Thaxul]

oh, ok.....*finds a normal type of pygmy and kicks it up the arse*

[Mysty]

*stands, points and laughs*

[Thaxul]

*kicks mysty up the arse*

[Shamay]

*Kicks Thaxul up the arse* Hey, Thaxul, try kicking that shadow up the arse!

[Thaxul]

*goes to to kick it* erm......where exactly is its arse?

[Shamay]

Ah, good question... I think its the opposite end to the one thats trying to bite you!

[Thaxul]

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *scarpers*

[Shamay]

It's a shadow! Whats it gonna do? *The shadow pygmy becomes more solid and trys to bite* :eek:EEK! RUN! *Scarpers after Thaxul*

[Thaxul]

*continues to run*

[Shamay]

*Catches up with and overtakes Thaxul, before realising they were running in a circle and bumping into the Shadow again* Oh, that aint good!

[Thaxul]

they? speak for yourself...*thaxul is hundreds of metere from the shadow*

[Shamay]

*Runs after Thaxul, picks him up, and runs him back to the Shadow* Alright Thax, stay! *Scarpers*

[Thaxul]

wait.......erm......what am i supo....*scarpers too*

[Shamay]

Dammit, what part of stay dont you understand?! *GRabs a shotgun from a handy shadow pygmy and shoots thaxul in the legs*

[Thaxul]

*regrows legs, and turns to face the pygmies* bring it, bitch!
*thaxul is overcome, after throwing down many enemies in the process*

[Shamay]

I should probably help Thaxul, but I'd rather sit here and watch...

[Thaxul]

*continues to fight, and throw down enemies, even though he has been stabbed several times in the chest*

[Shamay]

*Cheers on the pygmies and picks up the few that fall over* Cammon pygmies!

[Thaxul]

WAIT!!!!! *the pygmies stop, and thaxul turns to shamay*
are you serious? your just going to cheer on them[/i, and help them and not [i]me!!!
*his chest heals, and thaxul goes after shamay*
*draws glamdring, and stabs shamay repeatedly in the chest, head abnd groin*
*the pygmies join in the hurting*
*thaxul sits back and relaxes*

[Shamay]

Heelo?! Look at the words under my pic!
*The pygmies realise what they're doing and attack Thax some more*

[night]

*two grenades land next to shamay and thaxul*

[Thaxul]

uh oh! *runs, then the grenades blow up and destroy thew pygmies attacking thaxul*

[Shamay]

*Starts searching for the bits of him scattered by the grenade*

[Thaxul]

erm......i think i saw some of you over there.....by that pygmy brain*

[Shamay]

WOO! Thats good, it was my eye, now I can see the rest! *Finds his hand and amo so throws a grenade at whoever threw the others*

[Thaxul]

night did!!!

*throws more grenades at night*

[Shamay]

*Throws a few more for luck, and a hydrogen bomb* RUN!!!

[mimiru_rei]

*the various amounts of explosives set of the n2 mine which is under night's feet, aqua teleports in, grabs shamay and anyone else (besides night) who is in the thread and teleports them all to safety!*

so thats where i left that n2 mine! *laughs*

[Thaxul]

*all thaxul hears is the explosion of the explosives as he is being teleported out to safety*

[Shamay]

Wow, what a silly place to leave an N-2 mine! I don't think we should go back to this thread for a while... It will be kinda charred...

[Thaxul]

lol...yeh......but, if you like to do charcoal drawings...it will be the perfect place to go!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Shamay
Wow, what a silly place to leave an N-2 mine! I don't think we should go back to this thread for a while... It will be kinda charred...

hey, it got the job done. so what are you complaining about?
*aqua hits shamay round the head for being cheeky!*

[night]

sorry just realised you said it blew up...
*night regrows...find some fried pigmy and starts a barbeque*

[Thaxul]

psst! *whispers* the mine already went off!

[Mysty]

did it...what...OMG THERES A MINE?????????????

[Thaxul]

yeh.....your standing on it! lol

[mimiru_rei]

yeah an abandoned mine shaft lol (not the explosive kind)
*aqua kicks thaxul for worring mysty!*

[Thaxul]

I never stated what type of mine it was! hee hee!
*blocks kick and throws aqua into the mine shaft*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua causes an earthquake with her magic as she is down the mineshaft collapasing the whole arena and pulling everyone into the whole, and then proceeds to dig herself out to view the destruction* wow, this arena will never be the same again!

[Thaxul]

*crawls out from under the rubble...and searches for the reset buton*
*inds it, and then presses it*
i guess it is now! lol

[mimiru_rei]

*but the reset button doesn't reset as it was damaged in the earthquake* oh well its looks like its going to stay like this for a while now! *laughs*

[Thaxul]

but....but.....but where will the pygmies stay?

[night]

im eating them remember....
*offers him pigmy on a stick*

[Thaxul]

yummy...that looks good!
*takes it*

[Mysty]

has the mine gone yet???

[Thaxul]

erm...what mine? :confused:

[Mysty]

nuthin*daydreams off to corner*

[Thaxul]

*the corner blows up*...oh, the mine!!

[Mysty]

opps...

[mimiru_rei]

mysty meant the mine shaft, the one which was destroyed by the earthquake i started, along with this whole arena!

[Mysty]

....phew....

[night]

*night pushes the reset button*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
*but the reset button doesn't reset as it was damaged in the earthquake* oh well its looks like its going to stay like this for a while now! *laughs*

er night, hello THE RESET BUTTON WAS DESTROYED. did you not read back at all?

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
er night, hello THE RESET BUTTON WAS DESTROYED. did you not read back at all?

i guess he didnt! tut tut night!

[Mysty]

naughty naughty...

[night]

you mean no one fixed it...oh...!!
*gets out the reset button repair kit..., consists of a screw driver, a hammer, crayons, nails(toe type..ew!!) and a water baloon*
*reset button fixed...*
there we go...:D

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua comes silently behind night, and before he gets a chance to press the button, she slices his head off with her katana*
i will not allow you to press that reset button
*aqua breaks the reset button again*

[Thaxul]

:eek: well, that wasnt very nice!

[mimiru_rei]

what wasn't? what i did to night or the button?
*aqua readies here katana* do you wanna try me too?

[Thaxul]

nope, it was notihing out of the ordinary what you did!

*runs away*

[mimiru_rei]

that still really doesn't help me figure out which one wasn't very nice as i tend to both destroy reset buttons and kill night on a semi-regular basis!

[Thaxul]

yeh, i guess!

*draws glamdring, and decapitates aqua*

im goin to regret this! :p

[Mysty]

thats not very nice thax!!

[Thaxul]

she was going to do it to me, if i didnt do it first!! :p

[mimiru_rei]

that wasn't a very nice thing to do, espically as you had run away thaxul. and when someone revives me, you bet you will be in so much trouble!

[Thaxul]

please....no-one revive her!!!

[Hogso]

*revives aqua*

Hhehehhee...I want to see thaxul get killed by aqua (again lol) :D

[mimiru_rei]

woo-hoo, i'm revived at last! thanks hogso!

shall i count the ways that i can kill thee, nah - i'm just gonna get on with it! *laughs and jumps on thaxul, knocking him to the ground*

i haven't used my psychic knife in a while, so i'll use that!
*aqua materialises her psychic knife and stabs thaxul in the head with it, causing him instant brain death. then she stands up and starts kicking thaxul's corpse a bit*

i think we are equal now *laughs again*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Hogso
*revives aqua*

Hhehehhee...I want to see thaxul get killed by aqua (again lol) :D

damn you!!!! silly mod!!!

*is dead*

[Mysty]

w00t!!! This'll be funny...XDXDXD

[Thaxul]

I think its kinda over, since she killed me and all!

revive me please!

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua kicks thaxul's corpse a bit more. takes a few steps back, draws her katana and revives thaxul* i'm ready for you, if you are try anything!

*aqua takes a defensive stance*

[Thaxul]

w00t"! im alive!!! thankies aqua!

*takes out his lothlorien bow, and 5 arrows from his quiver, and shhots them at aqua at once(all don with 1 second)*
*takes more arrows, and again fires them*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua back-flips away from thaxul, avoiding the arrows, then lands on her feet again* is that all the thanks i get for reviving you?

*aqua takes out her crossbow and fires arrows back at thaxul*
two can play this game!

[Thaxul]

*thaxul easily dodges the bolts, and catches one, just a few inches from his face*
right, thats it!!!

*thaxul charges at aqua, drawing glamdring, and slashes at aqua*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua blocks thaxul's glamdring with her katana* wow, you are really determined aren't you?

*aqua pushes thaxul away from her, does a leg sweep knocking him to the ground. then kicks him in the ribs and back-flips away a little and readies her katana again*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul picks himself up* its about time i had a proper fight!
*puts glamdring in an offensive position, and again, harges at aqua*
*thaxul quickfoots aqua, and knocks her to the ground, then he stabs her in the leg, maiming her, and kicks her in the ribs, sending her flung across the floor*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua picks her injured self off the ground slowly* ouch that hurt, you .....

*dresses wound with bandages* you got lucky, quick-footing a slayer. and i thought you had no rhythm!

[Thaxul]

:p...I lied!!

*thaxul charges at aqua again, brandishing glamdring*
*thaxul lunges at aqua with glamdring in one hand, then quickly draws sting in the other, and grazes her arm in the meantime*
*thaxul hops back a few feet*
you ready to admit defeat yet?