arena; waky fantastic raceground

[night]

imagine wackey races....

rules;
1. im not taking part in the race, ill fly ahead to tell every one of obsticalls. eg "bridge out"
2. you must use some type of vehicle.
3. mechs and spaceships not allowed niether is telepoting of any kind!
4. you vehicles can transform like the ones out of wackey races, ps simmilar cheating is also aloud but ill say the results.

enjoy the race!

[Shamay]

YES!!!!
*Shamay reaches the starting line in his 'Silver Spoon' speed racer!*
O the memories....

[night]

i need at least 5 people before i start the race.

[Shamay]

Cammon people! Lets race! FUNFUNFUN!

[Shamay]

I don't think anyones interested in racing, bummer :(

[night]

ill get them interested
*cracks knuckles*

FREE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHOC AND MEGAHOL TO THE WINNER!

[Shamay]

If no one else comes do I win by default?

[night]

good question....?

[femme_fatale]

hey - i'm on the scene! you can't win the race by default now!
*brooms up choc mobile - that can't melt or anything* :D

[night]

nice...:rolleyes:

[femme_fatale]

lol
what?! choc - so? :p

[night]

well your op may try to eat your car....

[femme_fatale]

it'll bite back at them...
car's infused with a summon dragon soul :D

so if anyone's gonna be eating - it'll be the car :p

i think i'm just a tad insane! :p
yes, i know i am!

[night]

lol

[femme_fatale]

i could have a convo with myself culdn't i? :p

how sad...

[night]

hey im used to talking to several spirits at once think how i feel

[femme_fatale]

lol
i like shadow's motto of how he's sane cause the voices in his head say so :D

[Shamay]

Can we race yet?

[night]

not much of a race but well just call it a test

ready.....

[Shamay]

Im ready, but I don't think femme is!

[femme_fatale]

*shoots ahead of shamay*
yea right! :p

[night]

go! i guess...

[femme_fatale]

lol
*in commentator's voice* and femme takes the lead by miles! :p

[Shamay]

ARG! Its started! Go spoon go! We need to cover... miles aparently

[femme_fatale]

lol - *speeds ahead still - falls into ravine*
damn...

[night]

well serve you right for running a head of me im here to warn you of obsticles like that

[Shamay]

*Drives along behind night* I think its gonna take some brains to win this one... Or cheating...

[Duo]

i smack you all round head wid big wet fish harharhar!:p

[night]

dou this is a race stop fighting me....im the referee.....
ps what car are you driveing
*night goes ahead of everyone*
creeky old bridge ahead....room for one car at a time...

[Duo]

my fish mobiel

[night]

should of guest really?

[Duo]

with my slippery wet fish i shall slip-slide to the finish line

[femme_fatale]

lol
*overtakes duo* not quite yet! :p

[night]

femmes fist over the bridge then shammay....dou how ever slips snapps a rope and goes plumiting

[femme_fatale]

yay! :D
*slips on duo's trail*

[Shamay]

Few, that was close! Glad I avoided the big wet patch though!
*Slips on dry patch* Dammit...

[night]

watches as theres a big pileup
bangs head on table for even creating this thread....

[Shamay]

Ah poor night...
*Starts following nearby roadrunner* I'll give you meep meep!!!

[night]

*bangs head on desk loudly when femmes choc car eats duos fish car.....*
why?...why?...why?
*shammays spoon car is seen plummiting down onto femmes car, then a big boulder falls on top...*

[Duo]

FISHY!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

how could you choc car , dont you feel sick?

oh well gets out his new bigger better fish mobeil (which has wheels!)

[night]

*a boulder falls on that*
shammay how many of those things did you losen...

[night]

*boulder falls on night*
squish!

[Duo]

thats it time for the whalecycle dananananna!

[night]

*another boulder lands on night as he crawls out from under the last one....*

[Shamay]

Ouch, that's gotta hurt! I think I need a new spoon... Ah, new spoon, yay! *Boulder falls on new spoon* I should loosen less of them...

[Duo]

duo is inches away from da finish line!

[night]

*shammay jumps on the end of his spoon and send the boulder flying*

[night]

*it crashes on duo*
beside you have no idea the course....

[Duo]

boulder rolls over the finish line boulder wins

[night]

*boulder opens to reavel ruri-ruri*
she wins....

[Shamay]

Oh no it doesn't! *Blasts boulder to pieces* I must win!

[night]

toooo late
*heals ruri*

[Ruri-Ruri]

HAHAHAA!! I didn't even know I was in the race! In fact, I didn't know what this forum was!! :D

[Shamay]

*Makes sling between two tree's and flings spoon to the finish line*

[Duo]

spoon smacks ruri-ruri out cold...............

um...............ruri-ruri morphs to reveal duo oh yeh how you like that?

[night]

*femme comes second*
she was tunneling under the boulder
*shammay third, he arrived as femme did but the chos car ate you so your thrid*
and duo loses...

[night]

im refree what i say goes....!

[Duo]

i win!:mad:

[night]

since dou won as ruri, ruri gets the prize a lifetime supply of choc
femme as runner up gets a g-string
so does shammay....

and dou gets crushed....*snaps fingers*
*fat sweaty person lands on dou*

[Ruri-Ruri]

Lifetime supply of chocolate, ay? Best be a chocolate of my choice!

[Shamay]

YAY! I've been meaning to re-string that guitar...
Although I think the chocy would be better

[night]

it is ruri..
and it was shammay.....:D

[Duo]

ruri ill contact you about the choc later..........

[Ruri-Ruri]

Will you indeed? Will you be able to eat it with your broken arm?
LMAO!! :D

[Shamay]

You'd do better to brake his jaw I'd say...

[Duo]

ill eat chocy wid my butt if i have to!

[Shamay]

Wouldn't really be the same... And I'm not providing chocy for you to try it!

[Duo]

fine ill eat chocy the normal way.......................thro my nose!

[Shamay]

Thats ok, we can brake your nose too! Or we could just lock you up far away from ruri's chocy...

[Duo]

then ill use my ears i dont think you can break them just rip them off and ill still be able to eat with them:p

[night]

*night gets come no nails and a syninge...*
this should be called no holes
*fills in all the holes on duos body....*

[Duo]

dude wt *wait how i meant to speak?

[night]

i never thought about that
*fills in his mouth anyway*
:D
ill use telepathy you tell me what you want to say and ill post it for you.....

[Duo]

8gets syringe and shoves it up nights butt

[night]

*night teleports away before duo can get him*

(i need a silie puting down his eye and sticking its tounge out)
but ill settle for
:p

[Duo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/Duo_dood/fingeremo.bmp

here

[night]

very funny....

[night]

next wakey race contestants prepare....

[Shamay]

I'll win this time! In my souped up silver spoon!!!

[night]

lolololol
rofl

*wipes tears out his eyes...*

okay
1st place wins...
a large amout of icecream (mint choc flavour...)

[Shamay]

Maybe all the other contestants will die of laughter, it seems to have gotten to night quite well...:D
Mmmmm, ice cream, mint choc ice cream... Lets hope femme doesnt loose...

[night]

"souped up"
rofllmm

[Shamay]

What? I figured I would need a better engine, so someone suggested I souped up my current one. So, naturally, I got out my tomatoe soup and started to fill up the engine :D

[Thaxul]

new racer!!!!!!!!!

*thaxul rides in on his oliphaunt*

[night]

whats an oiliphant?

[Thaxul]

the giant elephant things in lotr: rotk!

[night]

okak the thing legolas hops on....

[Shamay]

:eek: I hope that doesnt stand on me...

[night]

your spooned fling someont else for miles...

[Thaxul]

*the race starts and my oliphaunt crushes everything*

[night]

the race doesnt start till i say so!

[Thaxul]

oh...well i still crushed everything!

[Shamay]

Oh crud! *Quickly repairs the silver spoon*
Much better! Anyone got some spare soup? I need fuel

[Thaxul]

i just ate some some soup, and it will be coming out any minute now!
would that work!

[night]

*hands him some chocolate soup*

[Shamay]

Eh, its soup, it'll work *Fills up the silver spoon with chocolate soup* Thats gonna smell nice while I drive

[Thaxul]

look behind you........femme is chasing the smell!

[Shamay]

Well she can't have it! Besides, if she's chasing the smell, she can't beat me in the race! :D

[night]

sos her choc car...

[Thaxul]

i doubt she will even finish the race if she has a choc car!

[Shamay]

She came second last time... That choc car eats things!

[Thaxul]

scary!
but it seems a nice snack for my oliphaunt!

[Shamay]

Your oliphaunt seems a nice snack for her choc car...

[Thaxul]

SNACK!? more like a five course meal! lol

[night]

great now well have cars eating each other..

[Shamay]

I know, great!

[Thaxul]

imy oliphaunt is not a car!!!!!!
thats an insult! Im leaving.....and im taking the prizes!

[Duo]

all right time to get out the menchi mobile..

[Thaxul]

wats a menchi mobile?

[night]

a car that weve all to write on...menchi...

[Thaxul]

huh? does that make sense to any1? cos it doesnt to me!

[Shamay]

Doesn't make sense to me, but Menchi might be happy that she's not your emergancy food suply...

[Thaxul]

whats menchi?

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Thaxul
whats menchi?

menchi is a dog (that looks kinda like a cat) from the excel saga.

[Thaxul]

thanks aqua, it does kinda look like a cat!

[Shamay]

She doesn't usually wear body armour though...

[night]

menchi in scotland means signing your name in a cool way on somthing...

Night

like that

[mimiru_rei]

menchi is also a japanese meal

[Thaxul]

its also a dog that looks like a cat!

[night]

to the chinese that is a meal....

[Thaxul]

sweet n sour chicken with boiled rice please!

[night]

sorry all out we only have elephant and dog stew left....

[Thaxul]

ooh! tough choice...*thinks*.....any grasshoppers left?

[night]

only my apprentice....

[Thaxul]

ok, that sounds good!

[night]

*hands him bowl of apprentise...*

[Thaxul]

*tries the apprentice*
its abit gamey!(i dont know wat that means) you should of taught it better!

[Shamay]

Gamey means it tastes like game! (The birds, not fun and games...)
Wow, Night isn't very nice to his apprentices!

[Thaxul]

he doesnt even cook them right! lol

[Shamay]

*Tries the apprentice* Needs salt...

[night]

*turns shammay into ketchup bottle hands him to thaxul*
here try this...

[Thaxul]

much better than your apprentice............lol

[Shamay]

Hey, Im saucey!

[Thaxul]

yeh....tomatoe saucy...lol

[Duo]

this is sooo off topic..

[Thaxul]

what did you expect?

[Duo]

a bowl of chikity china the chinese chicken

[night]

*tunrs shammay back to normal...he now has a sore butt*

[Shamay]

Ouchies:(
*Eats Thaxul* You shouldn't eat me!

[Thaxul]

*burst out of shamays stomach, Alien style, and starts to dance, spaceballs style*

[Shamay]

*Whacks him with a spoon, whacking style* :D

[Thaxul]

OW! your supposed to be dead!

[Shamay]

Oh well *Whacks Thaxul again*

[Thaxul]

OW! again!*melts shamays spoons with heat vision*

[Shamay]

NOOOOO!!!!!! TEASPOON!!!!!!!!
*Rips out Thaxuls throat*

[Thaxul]

.........................*grabs throat off shamay and inserts it back in*...........you *BEEP*!!!!

[Shamay]

Dang, I was gonna drink out of that! :mad: Oh well, guess it suits you better

[Thaxul]

it does......doe s any1 kno how to stich? cos i kinda have a hole in my neck!

[Shamay]

Here, let me help! *Stiches thaxul up and stops everyso often for a drink*
Well, your necks fine, but you lost alot of blood. Well all of it actually...

[Thaxul]

oh! that sucks! ill guess ill have to take yours! *sucks all of shamays blood out with a straw*

[night]

what type of straw?

[Thaxul]

a curly straw! lol
they are so much fun!

[night]

cool...
*watches shamays blood go round the curly straw*