Arena: Random random random

[Shadow]

new arena time again- and this one is to b known as the home of femme, it is, believe it or not, the origin of all randomness throughout everything, i cant accuratly describe this place as its randomly changing at random intervals, the randomness can make nething happen, from give u marge simpons hair to make u a pumpkin etc, i keep tryin to leave here now but the randomness keeps throwin me bck ahh ......

[Thaxul]

*walks into the random area*
hmmmmm? *looks up and sees a flying pig*
thats random!!!

[Shadow]

*pig randomly becomes anvil plummets towards thaxul*
*thaxul cringes at imminent impact*
*anvil becomes manure*
.....

[Thaxul]

*the manure disappears 2 inches above thaxuls head*
*thaxul continues walking and finds a mountain of gold*
kewl!
*the mountain turns to silver* still kewl!
*the mountain turns to coal* not so kewl!
*the mountain dissappears* what is going on here?

[Shadow]

*thaxul becomes a mountain*
bbbbbboooooooommmmmmm
*thaxul detonates the second he becomes c4*
see its more a survival area really lol

[Thaxul]

*thaxul regathers*
*shadow turns into an ice-sculpture*
*the temperature ries by 300 degrees and shadow melts*

[femme_fatale]

lol
*still trying to eat mint choc ice cream*
damn... it's melted... oh well
*drinks it instead*

sorry! couldn't resist!

[Thaxul]

*the temp drops to -200 degrees*
I dont like this coldnesss *shivers*
*a coat appears b-side thaxul and he puts it on*
thats better!
*the coat dissappears* dangit!

[femme_fatale]

hehehe! *shivers*
my... ice cream's soldified
achoo!

[Thaxul]

*randomly, the temp is restored to normal*
Phew! that was good luck!!
*a blackhole opens beneath thaxul* this isnt!!
*thaxul gets sucked in and appearrs in sone random place*

[femme_fatale]

hehehehe
*black hole sucks up femme's ice cream*
sh**!

[Thaxul]

*ice-cream pops out of blackhole and lands i thaxuls hand*
kewl! that is lucky!!

[femme_fatale]

ah well, someone's lost is another's treasure
*sob*
i want my ice cream!
*leaps into blackhole just for ice cream and as thaxul makes a grab for it
femme's hand nicks it out of his reach* :D

[Thaxul]

*hand appears out of blackhole and grabs my ice-cream*
hey!.........oh!

[femme_fatale]

hehehe
ice cream;'s mine! all mine!
is this a snatching game?

[Thaxul]

could of changed.....who knows!!!

*while walking thaxul grows 2 feet in height* whoah!!!!

[Hogso]

Holy Merde!!!
*weebl and bob randomly get squashed by PIE*

mmmm.....pie...oh, the irony :D

[Shamay]

*shamay randomly appears* Oooooo, yay! Random stuff to spoon! *Random sized spoons appear next to Shamay* I really like this place!!! Hmm, now then what have we got here... *Picks up a spoon* Heeeheee.... Time to spoon something!!!! *All the spoons start attacking Shamay* Arg! Begining to not like this place so much! This aint good!

[Thaxul]

i like being tall!!
*a group of ladies rabdomly appear half naked*
I love this random thing!

[Shamay]

*Spoons stop attacking and Shamay is randomly teleported next to thaxul* Man I love this place... Care for some random drink?

[Thaxul]

k....*megahol randomly appears in thaxuls and shamays hands*

[Shamay]

Sw33t........ *Downs Megahol in one* |)|_||)3! 7|-|15 r0><0r5 !!!
*Colaspses*

[Thaxul]

we shud really pace ourselves when drinking this stuff!

[Shamay]

I think I prefer my way! Gets you alot drunker alot faster! Course, as with all good things it has side effects.... Collapsing, dying, you know, the usually kind of thing...
Hey look! A random distraction! You don't see many of them around....

[femme_fatale]

lol
half naked ladies? megahol? oh brother! :p
whoo! *ice cream - mint choc - suddenly appears beside femme*
woot i'm happy!

[Thaxul]

*megahol turns into pee*
ew! this stuff really smells different from the last time i had it!

[femme_fatale]

lol
luckily - i ain't drunk any! :p

[Thaxul]

*downs the megahol pee*
hmmmm? i dont feel good!!! im not drunk!

[femme_fatale]

i wonder why?! :rolleyes:
now you really do need the hospy!

[Thaxul]

*a hospital grows beside thaxul*
hmm? thats lucky!
*walks in*

[femme_fatale]

lol
*mirages disappears as quickly as it had come*
randomly... :p
*thaxul has walked off a cliff*

[Thaxul]

*then thaxul grows wings and flies to safety away from femme*

[Mysty]

a random battle field...wahoo...*runs into a tree*... ow...

[Shamay]

Wow, this is really random...
Id better not drink this Megahol... Ill just go over here.... *Floor turns to air under Shamays feet* Well that aint good. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG GGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEELP MMMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Thud* Hey look, the grounds back....

[Mysty]

wow... the grounds quite pretty...

[Shamay]

Im sure it is, but not when you're inside it!

[Mysty]

... i never considered that...poop...

[Shamay]

Its a good job I'm not claustraphobic! *Ground turns to chocolate* Time to eat my way out! YUM!

[Mysty]

yummy... wot flavour chocolate?

[Thaxul]

MINT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
*looks around*
I thought that would make femme come! lol

[Mysty]

lol... mint choc is cool!!!

[Thaxul]

i kno, but i prefer dark!

[Moonstone]

my img aint workin help

[Moonstone]

help

[femme_fatale]

DARK MINT CHOCY!
YES!
*hungrily nibbles away at the ground*
*burp* eh... sorry sham, i forgot to save you some! :p

[Shamay]

If I don't look at what Im standing on, it must be there, yeh, that works! *Walks across air to the only bit of ground femme hasn't eaten* Ah, much better!

[femme_fatale]

*but femme suddenly appears and eats it away*
sure? :p

[Shamay]

Oh crud... Wait a min, what are you standing on?

[femme_fatale]

um... air?
i took night's wings lol...
i think...
anyway - i ain't falling! :p

[Shamay]

Wow, randomly solid air!

[Thaxul]

they were my wings!!!

*randomly the gound reappears, its not chocolate*

[Shamay]

Dang, I was enjoying that solid air!

[night]

hey shammay jump ill catch you!
*puts hands out...standing upside down on clouds*

[femme_fatale]

lol
oops - sorry thaxul!

[Shamay]

*Jumps for Night* Im gonna make it! Im gonna make it!
Im not gonna make it! I cant jump that high!

[femme_fatale]

oh dear!
*kicks shamay up the ass* i hope that gives you a boost!
you can make it!

[Shamay]

Ouch! Oooo! So close, yet so far!!!

[Mysty]

*sits in corner laughing*

[Thaxul]

*an ice age begins*
Hey! look! *points* arent mammoths s'posed to be extinct?

[night]

*night is about to catch shamay when he notices his nails are chiped so fixes his fingers and watch as shamay goes plumiting to the ground*
ooops!

[Thaxul]

just kick him again femme!

[femme_fatale]

okie dokie!
this is for you own good! honestly!
*kicks shamay once mroe to boost his height and speed*
there! you'll be fine!

[night]

okay
*goes to catch him when something shiny distarcts him...its hogsos bald patch...*

:eek:ahahahhha!*says shammay as he falls*

[Thaxul]

lol, thats mean! lmao!

[night]

imao?

[femme_fatale]

lmao = laughing my ass off
and lmfao = laughing my fat ass off

*looks at shamay as he falls*
oops, sorry! i did try to help!

[Thaxul]

just give him another kick, for the hell of it!

[femme_fatale]

heh - thaxul's orders!
*boots shamay back into the clouds*
CATCH HIM NIGHT! AND STOP STARING AT HOGSY'S HEAD!

thaxul - be careful! you might be acting as shamay's landing cushion! :p

[Thaxul]

lets hope night catches him!

[femme_fatale]

CATCH HIM FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!
my foot's tired from all the kicking!
*rubs sore foot* ow...

[Thaxul]

hes not oing to catch him!
*runs 200 metres away*
just want to be sure he doesnt land on me!

[femme_fatale]

omg!
*runs for cover*

[Mysty]

erm... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femme_fatale]

be careful mysty!
he might fall on you!
quick! hide!

[night]

*night catches him*
few!

[femme_fatale]

YES! at last!
see - third time lucky!
or was it second?
anyway! yay!
*pops some champagne*

[night]

*the chamane cork hits night in the eye so her drops shamay who lands on thaxul*
squelch

[Thaxul]

ow! damn you shamay!!!

[Shamay]

Im dizzy, confuddled, in pain, but at least I had a soft landing!
Maybe I should get up off Thaxul at some point? Or not, I like this seat!

[Thaxul]

*some random stuff happens*
(im too lazy to think of something!)

[Shamay]

*Some random stuff involving Thaxul and toilets happens* Im not quite as lazy as you...

[Thaxul]

yay! im going to the coco pops lake!

[femme_fatale]

oh no! lol
*thaxul gets flushed again to his favourite place, while femme sits on the sidelines munching on mint chocy*
mmm... randomness :D

[night]

*all of a sudden femme starts to retch, and then she coughs up thaxul*
eeeeeeeeeeeeew!:o <- me about to pass out

[Shamay]

Urg, that aint nice... *Thaxul randomly coughs up a femme*
Eh? Theres two of her! Run!!!!

[night]

*night runs toward the femme*

[Shamay]

No! Night! The randomness will kill you! Or not, seeing as you're near invincible...

[night]

*notices a zip on the fake femme, unzips it, its shamay*
its shammay!
*but now hes has a zip down his back to, unzips it too*

[Shamay]

This could go on for a while... I get the feeling theres alot of zips... Hey look, that ones Night! Maybe if you keep going you'll find admin?

[night]

*unzips-night, hogso, artwolf, femme again, thaxul, shadow, shimmy, shammay, aqua, page, mysty, moonstone, blacktite, a pgymy zombie, femme again, xais, ell, then finally dou*
god im tired....no this one has a zip too....

[Shamay]

Wow, thats random! So many zips, so many zips! And so many femmes, bloody hell!

[night]

im tired you can unzip the last one...

[Shamay]

Alright! *Unzips the last one* Hey look! Its a leprachuan! Or however you spell that! Wait, no, it has a zip... *Carries on unzipping* this could last a while...

[night]

*it reavels god*
"thats enough!"
*he says and smites shamay before flying away*
that looked like it hurt....

[Mysty]

hum.... painful........................................... ..............................

[Shamay]

Ouch, help, I could use reviving....

[night]

*revives shammay*
ooob

[Shamay]

Tank you... I think Im still a bit charred though...

[night]

*a tank drops on shammy*

[Mysty]

thats not very nice...*pink light surrounds tank as it smashes into nights head*...opps...it missed...

[Shamay]

YAY! *Tank blows up, leaving Night as a rather large crater* Fancy a revive night?

[night]

no thanks im fine
*two tanks fall on him*
awe!:rolleyes:

[femme_fatale]

lol
aw - not! :p
*tries to help but breaks back*
ah well...
*goes to lie down on the beach* :D
*enjoying the sun* ah...

[Shamay]

I think we may have to leave you there night...

[femme_fatale]

lol
yea... sorry night!

[night]

*night picks up both tanks and throws them*
bang
*they land on moonstone...*

[femme_fatale]

lol

[night]

is the sun out?

[femme_fatale]

um - i think so
*still sunbathing* :p

[night]

what are you wearing?
;)

[femme_fatale]

um clothes? :p
what girls usually wear, a bikini...

don't you dare get any ideas!
*quickly changes into jeans and top*

[night]

nah i just remember you prefer tankinis....

[femme_fatale]

you remembered that?
oh cool... i guess...
*shrugs carelessly*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by femme_fatale
um clothes? :p
what girls usually wear, a bikini...

don't you dare get any ideas!
*quickly changes into jeans and top*

don't bame ya for changin... lol^^

[night]

*mysty then realises shes naked and runs behind a rock*

[Mysty]

its nice to be free...*realises everyone is lookin* finds a couple of leaves...XDXDXD...

[night]

like the eve costume mysty...fancy dress party?

[Mysty]

yey^^ fancy dress party time^^
yeyeyeyeeyeyey... i like dressin up^^...or down for this matter...

[night]

*makes femme some vampire gear*

[Mysty]

... I WANT DRACULA GEAR THEN... no wait... i'll have chi's alterego outfit from chobits... thats one cool outfit^^

[night]

*put on coolest out fit he can find*
one of the big sumo suits....

[Mysty]

SUMO SUITS^^

now thats one cool outfit^^

[night]

room in it for two...?

[Mysty]

i guess there could be...lets find out...*squeezes into the sumo suit with night*

tight squeeze but hey, i'm in it!!!^^

[night]

* her leaves were blown away....*
em....:rolleyes: <-trying not to look

[femme_fatale]

lol - just make sure you guys don't trip! :p

[night]

yeah mysty might end up pregnant
*while talking to femme they trip*

[femme_fatale]

lol - omg! poor mysty! :p
and they do the one thing i tell them not to...
*shakes head as they roll down a steep slope*
*sighs* welll, i did warn you!

[night]

aow! that was nice!
want to go again?

[Mysty]

hey wait for me...WHAT??? I'M PREGNANT...

SHIT... I CAN'T FIND ANY LEAVES...AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[night]

are you?
want to back down the hill?

[Mysty]

i hope i aint...*gak*

wheeeee... lets go down hill... wait i want some clothes first^*^

[night]

tough
*they go rolling down the hill again and have a good time*

[Mysty]

erm...I STILL HAVE NO CLOTHES!!!

[night]

nope neither do i...

[Shamay]

IS A LITTLE CENSORSHIP TOO MUCH TO ASK??!! lol

[night]

we'are wearing a sumo suit how much more censorship can you get....

[Shamay]

*blocks out nights face* That much!

[night]

you!

[Shamay]

Me what? No fair, I don't like guessing!!!!!

[night]

*sticks censor somewhere it belongs up shammay*

[Shamay]

Cheers, that place has been dying to be blocked out!

[night]

*shammay now has the power of never needing to go to the bathroom*
mainly cause he cant....

[Shamay]

Ooooooooh... Thats not good...:(

[night]

*night force feeds him laxitives*

[Shamay]

Its a good job I don't eat either...

[night]

*night shoves the pills up his nose....*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul appears back from holiday with presents for everyone*

[night]

oh give shammay his first...

[Thaxul]

*gives shamay a ball of nothing which turns into something he always wanted*

[Shamay]

Something I always wanted eh? COOL!!!! I'VE GOT A COOL THING!!!!:D :D :D

[night]

lol

[Thaxul]

*boom*

*it blows up*

[Shamay]

Dammit, so thats what a cool thingTM does... Ouch...
Ok, what does Night get?

[Thaxul]

eh..........*hands him a ball of nothing, which stays a ball of nothing*

[Shamay]

Wow, just what I always wanted Night to get

[Thaxul]

*BOOM*

[Shamay]

Haha! How do you like it! Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

[night]

i got you something...
pheeeep(whistles)

[Mysty]

waho...XD

wait...

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... thats much more fun^^

[night]

fun....yey...:D

[Mysty]

yup...fun

[night]

*a cranes lifting in a big crate....*
okay thax this is your preseant

[Thaxul]

*looks up hopefully*
wat is it?

[night]

*crates droped on thaxul....*
there you go a crate....

[Thaxul]

oh, you shouldnt have..............seriously!

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
*crates droped on thaxul....*
there you go a crate....

the crate breaks open to reveal a super banana bomb (from worms)

[Thaxul]

*throws th banana bomb at night*

[night]

banna bomb comes back to thaxual like a boomerrang....

[Thaxul]

no it doesnt!

[mimiru_rei]

*the fuse runs out and explodes into 6 mini banana bombs, and will explode in three seconds*

[Thaxul]

duck, cover, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[night]

its duck, cover and wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[mimiru_rei]

*the bananas explode harming no-one, and just make holes in the landscape*

[Thaxul]

mine is 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh' yours is 'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah'

[night]

k...

[Thaxul]

*night blows up*
oh, that was random!

[Hogso]

HaruHaruHarukun drives by on her Vespa and whacks Thax with her Bass!!!

[Thaxul]

who is haruharuharuken?

[Shamay]

Wouldn't it be HaruHaruHaru-kun? No, that would be a boy...
Who is she? I think its the girl in Hogso's av, but that doesn't mean I know who that is!
(Worms? Sweet dood:D)

[Thaxul]

just guessing are you? probably is......but, hogso who is she?

[Hogso]

Yeah, Shamays right...shes a character in FLCL, who hits people with her Bass Guitar, like this -

[night]

*she needs a good gutar then*

[Thaxul]

well done shamay.................you were right (for once)!!!!

[Shamay]

I know, how the heck did I manage that?
And Hogso, didnt that website you showed me call her Haruko?

[Hogso]

Yeah, her name is Haruko HaroHaru....or somethin equally confusin...but she goes by a few other names too :)

[night]

apart from smashing guitars over peoples heads what else does she do?

[Thaxul]

she fooly cooly's around!

[Shamay]

Lol! Well she does make people horny...

[Thaxul]

erm.....are you speaking for yourself?

[Shamay]

What if I am...
NO! If you watch it (or read the story like I did) you'll understand...

[night]

where is the story?

[Hogso]

Originally posted by Shamay
Lol! Well she does make people horny...
Yup! She sure does lol :D
And she also rides a really cool Vespa - a little moped thingy thats yellow. The one thats in Ruri's sig...

[night]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:eek:

[Thaxul]

im getting horny just hearing about her.................................nah, im not!

[Shamay]

Move slowly away from the Thaxul...:eek:

[Thaxul]

thats why im not getting horny, shamay is moving away from me! ;)

[Shamay]

*Gets out a bazooka and shoots Thaxul* I didn't understand you, but Im sure it couldn't be good

[Thaxul]

lmao! i confuddled shamay! *dies.....(again again)*

[Shamay]

*Revives Thaxul, then shoots him again* Grr, laughing at me:mad:

[Thaxul]

i always laugh at you!

[Shamay]

Oh yeh! *Shoots thaxul some more*

[Thaxul]

*dodges the bullet*
*laughs at shamays pitiful gun*
*fires nucleaur missile at shamay*

[Shamay]

*Dodges nucleur MISSile and laughs at it*

[Thaxul]

*shamay dies of radiation poisoning*

[Shamay]

Hehe, forgot about that... *Thaxul dies of radiation poisoning*

[Thaxul]

no i dont, it was my missile, so im immune to the effects!

[Shamay]

Ok then *Shamays ghost comes and makes Thaxul jump off a cliff onto rocks* :p

[Thaxul]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEE *lands* ow!

[Mysty]

whoops, that must hurt

[Thaxul]

not as bad as you mite think!

[Shamay]

It isn't? Damn! *Drops a piano on Thaxul* How about now?

[night]

yey i glow in the dark again thanx thax i missed that...

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Shamay
It isn't? Damn! *Drops a piano on Thaxul* How about now?

*catches piano, and starts to play*
nope, it didnt hurt at all!

[night]

*piano exploades*

[Mysty]

oh... piano bomb^^

[night]

probably just his bad playing killed it....

[Shamay]

I hope that hurt, because if it didn't I'm gonna run out of weapons!
Oh yeh, its the Random Random Random arena... *Ground Disapears under Thaxul and reveals large spike trap*:D

[Thaxul]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *grows wings and flies away*

[Shamay]

*Spikes grow wings and fly after Thaxul*

[Thaxul]

holy shit!! *flies with magnificent skill and dodges the spikes*

[Shamay]

*Spikes turn around and keep chasing him*

[Thaxul]

*thaxuls tricks ALL the spikes to fly into shamay*

[Shamay]

Great, I'm a giant pin cusion... *Randomly Thaxuls wings explode, and then so does Thaxul*

[Thaxul]

WEEEEEE!!!!! I love exploding!

[night]

*thaxul imploads*

[Shamay]

Sweet... *The world implodes* CRUD!

[Thaxul]

*the implosion causes a blackhole to form*
now we'll kno wats behind a blackhole!

[Shamay]

Where's the reset button? I don't want to get sucked into a blackhole!

[mimiru_rei]

it was destroyed when the world imploded

[Hogso]

omg Cheesecake....CHEESE-CAKE....CHEESE IN A CAKE!?!?!
Its almost as bad as that damned blackbird cake pie....

VERNON KAY! FROM BALTTON!!!!11111ONEONEoneone

if that wasnt random i'll eat my hat

[Shamay]

Eating your hats random, but anyway
*Randomness causes a new reset button to be created inside Hogso* Push it hogso, push it!

[Hogso]

Throws the reset button to BALTTON!!! WITH VERNON KAY! FROM BALTTON! WITH JUNEN PING-PING! shes not from baltton

[Mysty]

... BALLTON^^

XD, that program rulez, XD

[Thaxul]

WTF is ballton?

[Hogso]

are you tellin me you've been to BALTTON??!?!?

Which james bond actors surname most sounds like BALTTON?
A - pierce brosnon
B - sean connery
C - timothy DALTTON!!!

[Thaxul]

im not telling you ive been to BALTTON!

the answer is C!

[Hogso]

Name three famous people from - BALTTON!!!

[Thaxul]

erm.............vernon kay? ............

[Hogso]

ROFLMAO!!?!?!?!?!?!?!|! :d:d:d:d:d:::D:D:D:DD:

That was the best thing ever...and you probably didnt even realise lol :)

Yes, he is from BALTTON! but not Junen Ping pong...shes just resting, shes not asleep! WAKE UP JUNEN!

[Thaxul]

erm........:confused: <---------- thats me!

[Hogso]

Just watch Bo' Selecta or talk to my mate Crich for 30 seconds, and it'll all make perfect sense :)

Anyway, back to randomness -

Who stole the money from the house fund? Was it the coconut man? **** the coconut man!!

[Thaxul]

IT was hogso!!!!

[Hogso]

It wasnt! what is a house fund anyway? let alone a coconut man!

*gets flushed down the drain*

[Thaxul]

dunno! *strips off and runs around the forum naked*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua takes digital pics of nude thaxul, and sticks them on the net* he he, revenge at last!!!

[Thaxul]

revenge? there are already plenty of pics of me on the net naked!:D im not ashamed!

[mimiru_rei]

yup cos its a pay site, and you are making me easy money lol

[Thaxul]

oh! share! sharing is caring, after all!

[mimiru_rei]

bite me, i'm not giving you a cent *aqua runs off while counting her money* lol