Arena: white space battlefeild

[Xias]

Rules:
-No screeching
-Eating other people/things is allowed, but only if they have become some form of marshmellow(including chocolate covered marshmellows)
-Basic magic and techniques are allowed, but no higher stuff like Demi and Ultima. I don't want to do repairs after several comets smash into the ship.

Arena info:
It's a large white spaceship with a few Moogle-like aliens floating around for no apparent reason, as there is no gravity. Fun!*floats randomly and starts to poke a moogle. the moogle burps fire everytime it's poked*

[Thaxul]

kewl!

*starts to poke a moogle* FIRE! *and again* FIRE! *and again* FIRE! etc.

[femme_fatale]

lol
*tries to save the poor moogles, by making more dents on thaxul's head*

[Thaxul]

moogles dont mind!

*continues to poke them*

[femme_fatale]

*pokes thaxul back*
hm... :D *pokes moogle*

[Thaxul]

fun aint it?

anyway, to fighting!

*thaxul draws glamdring, mutters spell, glamdring starts to glow red, and he slashes at femme*

[femme_fatale]

randomly femme disappears to appear behind thaxul
*raises dragon blade and strikes to behead thaxul in one blow*
misess - damn
*catches part of thaxul's ear though*
well, at least it weren't a total waste! :p

[Moonstone]

blizzard fire and thunder to make the tetra attack and uses it on night mwhahaha

[Thaxul]

hes not even here!

*holding ear* you b****!!!!!!!!

*swings at femme, and has a big sword battle with her*

[Shamay]

*Runs in and spoons Moonstone in the back* Mwahaha

[Thaxul]

spoons? lmao! wat a weapon!

*continues sword fight with femme*

[Shamay]

Have you never heard of THE spoon? I mustn't talk about it enough... O well *Continues to spoon Moonstones back*

[femme_fatale]

lol
don't dent THE spoon! i'll need it for ice cream later sham!
*contninues the sword fight with thaxul while watching tv* :p

[Thaxul]

mint chocolate? i bet it is!

*while femme is distracted, thaxul runs away*

[femme_fatale]

lol
aw... had enough? :p
*wonders why*
digs on mint choc ice cream
you would've never guessed! :p :rolleyes:

nah... cornish cream's nice too! :D

[Thaxul]

*attacks femme from behind with lothlorien bow*

[femme_fatale]

*gets up to get ice cream so bow misses* :p
*eats ice cream while pressing a red detonation button for the bomb that she stuck on thaxul's back*
:D

[Thaxul]

*thaxul braces for the blast*

3, 2, 1.............................................what the? it was a dud!

[femme_fatale]

lol
but you should've seen your face! :p
cwl while rofl

[Thaxul]

you b****!!!!!!

*lunges at femme aggressively with glamdring*

[femme_fatale]

glamdring? oh well
*sidesteps easily and thaxul falls into the pool behind her which just randomly appeared*
hehehe...
beware of the sharks! :p

[Thaxul]

glamdring is my sword!

*slices one shark, then another, then the last one, while sustaining a bite in the right arm*

[femme_fatale]

lol
*watches from afar - enjoying the show before adding piranhas*
i forgot to tell you that the water's acidic! you'll be dead soon! :p

[Thaxul]

*hops out of the water and starts to hug femme*
there, now you have acid all over you too!
but, one question: where the hell did the water come from? we are in space!

[femme_fatale]

it was random! :D
heh... *wearing an acid protective suit*
read the front! :p
ACID PROOF!
prepared for all occassions! *pushes thaxul back in* :D

[Thaxul]

yeah...................well......................m y skin is acid proof!!!
so, HA!!!
*thaxuls skin starts to burn and melt in the acid*
I thought it was!

[femme_fatale]

lol
well - that was an easy fight! :p
*turns back, but is tensed*

[Thaxul]

Im not gone yet!!!
*thaxuls skin is horribly burned and deformed*
*stabs femme in the leg*

[femme_fatale]

*quickly turns with dragon sword in hand and beheads thaxul*
heh - now you are!
*quickly bandages the leg and tries to sew it together but instead sews arm to leg*
s**t - see? i do more damage to myself then you! :p

[Shamay]

HAHA! Here's where I come in!
*Begins to spoon femmes leg/arm* Mwahahahahaaaa!

[femme_fatale]

*cuts stitch and grabs shamay's spoon*
cheers! just in time!
*sits down and begins to devour a nice big tub of mint choc ice cream* :p

[Shamay]

Dang it! O well, should have expected that really...
*Sits down and helps femme devour the icecream* YUM!

[Xias]

*floats in and starts to stare at the acid*
Um...femme.......You do know water floats about in little orbs if it's released in space......*starts up a vacum, sucks up the acid and stores it inside a moogle, before kicking it into a swarm of moogles*
Now find it!! Whilst i'm here I might as well fight.
*Pulls out long sword*
Thaxul, you may have Glamdring, but I have the Seventh Sting, a intensified, longer version of sting! Bow down to the power of the cute, hungry little people!!!!
*Slices off both of Thaxul's arms for no reason, then steals his ice cream*
Mint choc chip! whoop!:D

[femme_fatale]

the mint chip choc is mine!
lol
*hungrily grabs ice cream away*
heh...
cheers for taking care of thax though! wanna share ice cream? :p

[Thaxul]

*thaxuls headless and armless body says*

great, i didnt have a head, or arms and now i dont have any ice-cream!
Life sucks!!!

ps. xias, are you a lotr fan too?

[femme_fatale]

lol
heh ice cream... mine... mint choc! yay!
life is beautiful! :p

[Thaxul]

*shoves his bloody neck into femmes tub of ice-cream*
I can still taste it!.......and talk, which is weird!

[femme_fatale]

lol
*pushes thaxul's headless body into the tub even more which is now empty* :D
*while getting out another bucket* hehe... endless collection! :p

[Thaxul]

*looks behind femme to see an army of moogles*
eh....femme, i think you mite want to share your ice-cream........*points*

[femme_fatale]

no way! lol
*legs it as far as possible*
MINE! :p

[Thaxul]

*the moogles follow femme, except 1, which thaxul begins poking* FIRE!! lol

[femme_fatale]

lol
*femme throws the icecream and the moogles go after it - which leads them to thaxul - secretly pulls out another tub*
hehehe

[Thaxul]

Great, more moogles to poke!!
*while the moogles eat, thaxul pokes them and they shout "FIRE!" while eating, so spit out sum ice-cream each time*

[femme_fatale]

ewl! lol
you and your second hand food! :p
*sits back and watches the entertainment*
looks like fun, may have to join you in a sec!

[Thaxul]

here *throws moogle at femme* you can have that one!

FIRE!..........FIRE!...........FIRE!.............. FIRE!

[femme_fatale]

lol
*hugs moogle to death - well partially*
okie dokie - pokie war!
*throws moogle back*
can i have another? :p

[Thaxul]

fine! this is the last one!! *throws a moogle at femme*

FIRE!.............FIRE!............etc.

[femme_fatale]

lol
aw - sure? can't i have another? :p
and then another? :D

[Moonstone]

moonstone guards femme and use blizzaga on thaxul*then moon kicks the moogle in the groin*

[Thaxul]

Moogle: "FIEEEEEEEEeeeeee..........:eek: "

*throws a moogle in the spells path*

[femme_fatale]

lol
cheers moon!
but... can i have another moogle? i want a pet! :p

[Thaxul]

ok! but dont kill it this time!

*all the moogles back away at the mention of going near femme*
they dont sem to like you!

[femme_fatale]

hehehehe...
do they have much choice? *evil laugh* :p

[Thaxul]

no......i guess not! lol

[Xias]

*grins*
FIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!
*pokes three moogles*
Hmmmmm.........I know!
*floats away and returns with some coloured powder*
Eat this little dudes.....
*Pours a different coloured powder into each moogle*
Now, for my finest artistic work!
*Pokes the moogles. One burps green fire, another blue, the other black*
......COLOURED FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!

p.s Yup Thaxul i'm a ringer!

[Shamay]

Heehee... *pokes moogle* HAHA! Green fire!!!!! Lots and lots of green fire!!!!

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Xias
p.s Yup Thaxul i'm a ringer!

yay! im not the only one!!!

[Shamay]

*pokes moogle till it makes fire rings* That is so cool... Is the moogle a ringer now?

[femme_fatale]

lol - heh
*continously pokes moogles to get the different colours*
this is fun! cheers xias!
hehehe!

[Thaxul]

yeh it is!!

*aims moogle at femme and pokes it*

[femme_fatale]

*femme blocks with another moogle*
ha! see little guy, everybody has to make sacrifices for others at sometimes
that was yours! :p
*grabs moogle, shoves it in thaxul's shirt and pokes*
*evil laugh*

[Thaxul]

the moogles face was pointing out!
*it burns a hole in thaxuls shirt and hits femme with the flames*

[femme_fatale]

randomly turns flames into chocy

mmm... delish! :D
*grabs another and points it CORECTLY at thaxul *
mwahaha! :p

[Thaxul]

*thaxul ducks*
Missed me! lol
*floats away into space*

[femme_fatale]

damn you! lol
*grabs up moogles one by one and throws them at thaxul*

but... *they float uselessly into space*

damn... oh well - they won't be that wasted! *presses red detonation button and moogles blow up - especially when they're near thax*
heh... that was their sacrifices too! :p

heh...

[Xias]

We need more Moogles!
*hits a green button and fifty moogles float into the arena*
femme, you need a new hairstyle. How about heavily singed?
*pokes several moogles and the blast fire at femme, setting her hair alight*
Thaxul is officially excluded from my Moogle War list as we are the only two Ringers, with exception of that other moogle, on the forums!!
*hugs Thaxul and hands him ten moogles*
Enjoy!

[Shamay]

Heehee... *Floats over to Thaxul and pokes all his moogles!* Fire!!! Fire!!! Green fire!!! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!! lol

[Mysty]

*drifts over and sees great balls of fire*... wow... random...*music appears from sumwer and she pulls out her microphone...*GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE*

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Xias
Thaxul is officially excluded from my Moogle War list as we are the only two Ringers, with exception of that other moogle, on the forums!!
*hugs Thaxul and hands him ten moogles*
Enjoy!

us ringers have to stick together! lol

[Mysty]

yer...COM ON U RINGERS...*football chant style*

[Thaxul]

I have plenty of fire ready moogles for all you lotr haters out there!

[Mysty]

i don't hate lord of da rings... i love it...

[Shamay]

I love lotr! Cant wait to get TROTK extended edition then watch them all in a row!

[Thaxul]

then no moogle fire for you! lol

i did that shamay, except not the extended versions of TFOTR or TROTK, we watched the extended TTT!
it was amazing! i definitely recommend it!

[femme_fatale]

lol
thanks xias!
*continues moogle fire war by shooting it straight at thaxul*
payback :D or maybe just random attack! :p

[Thaxul]

*wraps up all ten moogles, making them face toward femme, and pokes them all at once*

[femme_fatale]

*jumps out of the way - gets equal number of moogles and fires them all at once at thaxul*
mwahaha! :p

[Thaxul]

*the flames hit eachother and cause a huge explosion*

[femme_fatale]

whoo! fireworks!
brilliant! :D

[Moonstone]

mwahhaha what are we talkin about

[femme_fatale]

dunno lol
moogle!

[Thaxul]

we were talking about poking moogles to make them shoot out fire at ppl!

[femme_fatale]

*demonstrates by poking a moogle that's facing thaxul - conveniently*

[Shamay]

*Pokes ring moogles and ball moogles* Great rings and balls of fire!!!!!!!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol
wicked!
*sits back to enjoy display while taking care not to get singed in teh process*

[night]

whats a moogle?

[Thaxul]

from ff! the creatures with wings, and little balls on their heads!

[Shamay]

Really? I thought Xias just made them up! O well! *Keeps poking moogles* So much fun, FIRE!

[femme_fatale]

lol
fire!
*pokes all the moogles in sight*

[Shamay]

ARG! It burns! O well *Huggles moogle to death* Hehe, moogle...

[night]

*trys to flick a moogle and it accidentally flys straight through thaxuls stomach*
eh....:eek:
*places rug over thaxul and moves away*

[femme_fatale]

lol
*moogle bites night on the bum*
i didn't send it! honest!

[night]

awo!
*night removes moogle from his buttock and the throws it to femme*

[Thaxul]

*sniffs*
that one smells!

[night]

*moogle come up and bites thaxuls front crotch*
lol

[Thaxul]

CLANK!
the moogle bit my metal crotch gaurd!

[Shamay]

Wow! Thats got to be usefull! *Moogle comes and warns up the crotch guard* Metal, ouch. *Runs over and kicks Thaxuls crotch guard up into his body* Now it wont be as usefull!

[Xias]

*grins*
Nice work Shamay! *pokes Moogle and the Moogle burps out a mushroom-shaped fire ball. Throws it to Shamay.*
I'm not keen on mushrooms. Now where is night...?

[Shamay]

If that moogle could do a pogostick now that would be so cool...
*Pokes moogle* GREAT MUSHROOMS OF FIRE ON POGOSTICKS!!!!!!!!!

[Thaxul]

why you helping shamay, xias? i thought i wasnt on your moogle war list!

[Xias]

Sorry. Shamay, that moogle can only be used on night (when he turns up)!!!!

[Shamay]

Aw dang! O well, just wait till night comes, the GREAT MUSHROOMS ON POGOSTICKS OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol
aw man - i've missed so much!
neways... xias - do'y wanna team up? :D
and aqua, mysty - against... hm...
the boys?
girls vs. boys on the moogle firing squad?

heh... just an idea :D

[Xias]

I like it! For a Queen of Randomness you have some pretty decent ideas femme.:D

[mimiru_rei]

if i am meant to be part of this team of yours, (which i am up for) first you are gonna have to tell me what is a moogle?

[Shamay]

They breathe fire when you poke them! As for anything else, I can't remember, but I think they're in a final fantasy some said? Well, anyway, you can just check the first post for more info

[Xias]

Moogles-

Appearence is like a little.......erm...........I'm not sure. They're tiny in size and would only reach the knee of a fully grown adult. They have lines for eyes, a triangular nose and cat like mouth. Main features of a Moogle are a pair of dark purple/black pair of wings on their backs and on their heads are a little red sphere on a kind of wire that stick up in the air.

They don't burp fire, Shamay, I was just using fire burping moogles for fun! Moogles also like Kupo Nuts which is weird because the noise(other than human speech) they make is 'Kupo'....

[Shamay]

They don't burp fire? That sucks! I like these moogles better! They're more fun! *Prods moogle so it sets femme on fire* See?

[Xias]

*pats femme out*
Don't do that! The smell of burning chocolate makes me feel ill.:D

[night]

what about melted choc?

[Mysty]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....*points to sky*... is that a space rocket???

[Shamay]

Mmmmm... *Drools* Melted femme choc....

[night]

mmmm. choc femme

[Mysty]

oh...choccy rocket...yummy...

[Shamay]

Hey look! A chocolate moogle breathing chocolate fire!

[Eageoseo]

mmmmm.......
chocolate fire

[Shamay]

Must... resist... temptation.... Must.... not... eat... chocolate moogle! Ah... Its no use!!!!

[Eageoseo]

i was goin to eat that

[Shamay]

Sorry, too tasty, maybe theres another one? Start poking moogles until one burps chocolate again!!!

[Eageoseo]

will do

[night]

*sets eag on fire with choclate fire*
im just going to call you egg or eag

[Eageoseo]

*eats legs and arms*



mmmmmm........ hot chocolate body parts


mmmmmm......... im fat!!!

[night]

?:confused:
i think your confused....

[femme_fatale]

lol
i think I'M confused! :confused:

[femme_fatale]

lol
i think I'M confused! :confused:

[Shamay]

I think he's hungry. *Pokes moogle* Char-grilled eag!

[femme_fatale]

lol
oh we do love each other so much! :p
*shivers* scary thought...
*pokes moogle - accidentally facing shamay, setting him alight*
oops... sorry!
*runs and hides*

[night]

*blows up a moogle*

[femme_fatale]

poor moogle! may it rip!
*sets off a bomb beneath night*
that's for the moogle! :p

[night]

*bomb turns out to be a moogle*
hey!

[femme_fatale]

ah!
*sets off a real bomb*
lol
*evil laugh* that's for the moogle for sure!

[Xias]

*Pulls out a large gun and points it at night*
Bye bye!
*Pulls trigger and hundreds of kamikaze moogles shoot out and pelt night in a fuzzy flaming fury*
Damn! Out of ammo.
*Loads another round. This time kamikaze chickens fly out.*
Fly my kamikaze moogles and chickens! Fly! Flyyyyy!!!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol
nice thought xias!
*hands her ammo*
this should do! :p

[night]

you need a gun!
*night dodges the moogles and chickens*

[femme_fatale]

lol, chickens?:eek:

[Shamay]

Are they defrosted? An american train company made that mistake before...

ARG, I'm on fire! Water water!

[night]

*a small rain cloud appears over him, then strikes him with lightning after the fires out...*

[Shamay]

I knew I should have been less flammable...

[Mysty]

lightning...yey^^ i like lightning, its prety...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... THUNDER...*runs away and hides behind nights back*

[Shamay]

*Lightning strikes night* Haha! Now you've been hit to! *Lightning strikes shamay* Damn you

[night]

*night enjoys the charge then gives it back to shammay*

[Shamay]

Ouch, maybe I should wear some rubber?

[Mysty]

...*still hides behind night cos of the scary thunder*

[night]

why hide form thunder?

[Mysty]

i just don't like it...AHHHHHHHHHH... it happened again*hides behind night shiverin*

[night]

*trys to calm her down*

[Shamay]

Maybe we should get rid of the storm?

[Mysty]

but the thunders scary night...BANG... AHHHHHHHHHHHH...*hides behind night again* won't you miss the storm tho?

[night]

hey reienkou come down and meet mysty!
night shouts at the storm

[Mysty]

*mysty peeks from behind nights shoulder then hides again*

[night]

*raienkou comes down*
mysty this is one of my spirit guardians raienkou

[Xias]

*looks at raienkou(large gun now strapped to back)*
Hi, nice to meet ya raienkou. Welcome to my ship.

[night]

*reienkou looks like*

[night]

oops forgot to post it....

[femme_fatale]

whoo nice
can i have him? :p

[night]

no he refuses

[femme_fatale]

damn... he must know what happened to his dragon mate :p

[night]

nah just doent like merging with girls