Arena: bubbly watermelon bacardi sanctuary!

[femme_fatale]

heh, sorry couldn't resist! this is my sanctuary...
but - let's fight!

ps. the arena ground is simple
everything - is bubbley with a hint of watermelon bacardi...
there are a few poles that you can use... as stands...

[night]

*sits on one of the poles, licking a leaf*

[Mysty]

mmmmmmmmmmm... yummy... are the bubbly watermelon bacardi fountains...*drinks till dshe can stand no more*^^

[femme_fatale]

lol
my sanctuary might as well be others also!
*takes a large gulp of bacardi - drunk*
so... who wants to fight?
*slips off pole and crashes straight to bacardi sea* :D
well... least i'm happy! :p

[shimmy]

when i saw u post this in the weird keyword thread i knew you'd make one here!!

i'll join in! dives in bacardi sea.... im in heaven!!!!!
*gulp gulp gulp*
i could stay here all day...

*notices femme beside him* MINT CHOCY?!?!?!??

[Mysty]

*enjoys bacardi so much she accidently drowns*

yummy... a nice alco|watermelony death...

[femme_fatale]

lol - the best way to go!
yep shimmy - mint choc as well :D
*takes a massive gulp* oops... too much...

[Thaxul]

sits on a pole, and drinks the bacardi!

[femme_fatale]

aw... man... lol
and i thought it was all mine - and a few others... :p

[Shamay]

*Sits on a pole and gets out a really really long straw* This is usefull, yum! *Hic!* Dangit, slipping, waaaaaaa!!!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol
mwahaha!
don't ask...

[night]

*night pushes thaxul in....*
let me help

[femme_fatale]

lol
*comes up behind night and pushes him in too*
sure! you can help! :D

[night]

*slides down the pole like a fireman*
weeeee.

[Mysty]

fireman... WHERES THE FIRE ENGINE...WHERES THE FIRE ENGINE??? WHERE WHERE WHERE?????????????????????????????????????????

[Mysty]

fireman... WHERES THE FIRE ENGINE...WHERES THE FIRE ENGINE??? WHERE WHERE WHERE?????????????????????????????????????????

[night]

im just sliding down the pole like one!

[Thaxul]

can i have a go?
*slides down the pole and lands on night*

[night]

aow!
*sticks a pin in his butt and he goes flying back up*

[Thaxul]

OUCH!!!!!!!

[night]

*places new pin on ground and gets out the way*
hehehe
*thaxul slides down the pole again....lands on the pin*

[femme_fatale]

lol
*femme tries but ends up jumping off half way - the lull of bacardi too strong for her to ignore*
bacardi... ah... the pole was took too long to get down! :p

[shimmy]

*notices noone swims in bacardi eatin a watermelon and whips out a bag of mint chocy*

[Shamay]

I'm confused, confuddled, and soon to be drunk! *Jumps into Bacardi and starts drinking*

[femme_fatale]

lol
*nicks shimmy's mint chocy bar*
tsk, tsk - you've gotta share! :p

[night]

*notices that the bicardi is starting to taste funny*
em this is starting to taste funny...

[Shamay]

Do you think it could be because we are swimming in it? And there's probly at least one of us bleeding in it, getting chocy in it (femme)....

[night]

mabye she peed in it to?

[Shamay]

ARG! GEMME OUT OF THE WATER!!!!!!!!! (Alright, its not water, but you know what I mean!!!)

[night]

*shammy then notices his feet are incased in concrete*
here
*throws him a life ring*

[Shamay]

ARG! Drowning! Ooo, life ring! Dammit, too heavy, gurgle...

[night]

*good job its filled with concrete too...*
*sniffs the water*
nah she didnt pee in it!

[Shamay]

Blarg! Blurg, blarg, gurgle,gargle... Dying, drowning! Could use some kind of concrete masher?

Now you tell me she didnt pee in it! Grrrr! O, wait, I can just drink my way out!

[night]

well she didnt pee in it

[Shamay]

Oh no... Stop drinking, stop drinking...
Wait a minute, you can tell if its femmes pee by smell :eek: I think you may be a tad obsessed...

[night]

nah i tatsed hers earlier on....i think it was in the spirit world...

[Shamay]

:eek: Please say it wasn't voluntarily... And get me out of thise piss flavoured bacardi!

[night]

*night sniffs it, its just mint choc melted in the bicardi*
well it was and it wasnt....

[femme_fatale]

omg! that is so scary! :eek:
you were tasting my piss! that's why you were under me!
*screams and runs*
*pokes head 'round the corner*
mint choc? mmm....

[night]

wrong place femme....

[femme_fatale]

um... so? :p

[Mysty]

hummm... i think i'll just take a nice bacardi... and drift off somewhere... XDXDXD...

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!RHINOCEROUS!!!

[night]

duck, cover and waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
can rhinos swim?

[Mysty]

erm... i don't know...HIPPO'S CAN^^

[night]

*dives into the sea*

[Shamay]

Forget drowning, I'm walking, eventualy I'll reach land...

[night]

*walks right up to that mad rhino...*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua fearing for night's safety, uses a tranquliser gun on the rhino, but misses and ends up hitting night with the dart, knocking him out* sorry night, i wasn't aiming for you!

[Shamay]

Theres a rhino? :eek: That aint good...

[night]

im drowning now aqua!
*shammay asks the rhino if hes seen a rhino about*
*night drowning*
:(

[femme_fatale]

well done aqua! lol

night - don't tint the water! :p
*shoots night to make sure he's knocked out after borrowing aqua's gun*

[night]

*night recover after remembering he doesnt need to breathe*
hoi he says as bubbles reach the surface
*night is paraylsed for now on the bottom of the bicardi sea....*

[femme_fatale]

hehehe... now you're the one paralysed...
*evil laugh*
what can i do :D

[Shamay]

So, you're a rhino eh? Hows that working out for you? Ah, guess it would be rhinoish... Anyway, Im just gonna run quickly in the other direction, hope you don't mind... *Scarpers*

Femme, shoot the rhino, then shoot night again so he'll still be out!

[femme_fatale]

lol
*femme complies - but shoots night in the groin*
hehehehe....

[night]

hey!

[Mysty]

DON'T SHOOT THE RHINO*jumps in fromt of Rhino*

YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOT ME FIRST!!!

[night]

*night heals then steals aquas gun and shoot her with it!*
lol:D

[Mysty]

yey^^ the rhino is safe^^

[femme_fatale]

lol
*revives aqua* ok - no rhino's gonna die today... or anybody...
*falls off cliff*

~spoke too soon~

[Mysty]

that was silly night, never speak too soon^&^

[femme_fatale]

lol
oops... ~can someone help me? please?~ lol
*femme is hanging from a branch*

[night]

*night walks down the side of the cliff helps femme up*

[femme_fatale]

phew!
*accidentally pulls night down!*
oops! don't let go of my arm!
mysty! help!

[Shamay]

Why don't you just fall? Its the bacardi sea bellow you!

[Mysty]

Originally posted by femme_fatale
phew!
*accidentally pulls night down!*
oops! don't let go of my arm!
mysty! help!

I'M COMIN SIS!!!

Jumps off the cliff and grabs femme's arm...wait, i did that wrong didn't i...whoops... they all fall into the bacardi sea!!!

[night]

yey

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by femme_fatale
lol
*revives aqua* ok - no rhino's gonna die today... or anybody...
*falls off cliff*

~spoke too soon~

*night heals then steals aquas gun and shoot her with it!*
lol



*aqua gets her gun back, and hits night over the head with the but of the gun* if you wanted to borrow it you should have asked

[Shamay]

Can I borrow it? Please? Go on!

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua passes her tranq gun to shamay* use it responsibly lol

[Shamay]

Yay, thank you! Ill use it responsibly, of course... *Shoots night up the ass* Heehee:D
Here you go aqua, that's all i wanted to do :D

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua takes her gun, and hits shamay over with it* ha ha, sorry

[night]

*night waits till he regains feeling in his buttock then swims on to shore...*
thanks aqua, but can i borrow your gun?
(i dont usually like guns but this is great)

[Shamay]

Grr, hitting me with a gun instead of shooting me... Not that you should shoot me, hehe ^^;;
I think I may need to try and get to shore again...

[Duo]

gets out bazooka and blows everyone to smitherines cept mysty and femme....

[night]

*smoke clears and night jacket has a hole in it....*
that wasnt nice....

[Shamay]

Being in smitherines doesn't really suit me... *Joins back into one piece* Thats was unpleasant

[night]

wanna gang up on him?

[Shamay]

Yes. Now where's a flamethrower when you need one...

[night]

*hands him broken flamethrower*
you sat on it remember

[Shamay]

Really? Dammit, guess I'll need a new one....

[night]

*hands him a match*
sorry its all ive got...

[Mysty]

i have a lighter...with no gas in it...

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua looks through her slayer equipment and pulls out a lighter normally used for lighting fire arrows* here will this help, its full of fuel too

[Mysty]

*hides*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Mysty
*hides*

hey don't run away (yet) i'm not trying to harm you (right now) lol

[Mysty]

but you will^^ i am the only female vampire in existance ya'know so i dont really wanna die yet^^

[mimiru_rei]

so what is femme then? grated chocolate? lol

[Mysty]

soz... i meant dracula... femme is da vampire... but she can be grated choc if she wants

*hides in her corner*

[night]

mmmmm...:p
grated chocolate.....
what is it shammy was trying to blow up again?

[Shamay]

Uhm, I was going to kill someone...
DUO! Me and night were gonna kill Duo for Bazookering us!:mad:

[night]

ah thats right....

[Shamay]

*Makes a makeshift petrol bomb out of whats lying around and chucks it at Duo* Ha!

[night]

*duo catches on fire then runs round in a circle trying to find water..*