Arena: Drunken Late Night

[Thaxul]

Rules:

1) No sober fighting. All fighters must be drunk before throwing the first punch.
2) No weapons, spells, summons. Only fist fighting is allowed!
3) Drink up and FIGHT!

[Page]

And it's looking good now. ;)

*Page buys a round of drinks for everyone* Better get started on the drinking!

[Thaxul]

You damn right!!

*takes a drink, downs it in one and orders ten more*

[Moonstone]

hey give me that thaxul*gulpgulpgulp* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Thaxul]

*gives moon one of his drinks, but drinks the other nine himself*

your not *hiccup* gunna geh ainy more uv ma driks! *hiccup*

[Moonstone]

hev thas stronge *burpppppppppppppppppp* more plesea

[Page]

*Page has already collapsed after one and a half drinks and is snoring loudly*

[Thaxul]

*hiccup* shlum poples canit *hiccup* hindle thar driks! *hiccup*

[Moonstone]

awwwwwwwww *falls alseep and hits thaxul by accadent

[Thaxul]

You likkle!! *hiccup*

*thaxul starts to kick and punch moonstone while he sleeps*

[Moonstone]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm femmmmmmmmmmme*ohhh thats good*

[Thaxul]

*a moment of soberness* Thats sick dood!

*back to drunkeness* wash oop weet ya?

[Page]

I agree with Thaxul! We must defend Femme's honour!

*Page starts kicking Moonstone, but since he's drunk he misses a lot*

[Thaxul]

*grabs any nearby objects, glasses, bottles, and ashtrays, and throws them at moonstones boddy*

ya shlick pervart!!

[Moonstone]

*sobers up a little hey i was dreaming*back to drunk mmmmmmmm femme

[Thaxul]

you shteel shick! *hiccup*

[Moonstone]

mmmmmmmmm thaxul hicup

[night]

Originally posted by Moonstone
*sobers up a little hey i was dreaming*back to drunk mmmmmmmm femme

moonstone!
*gets drunk quickly then starts kicking moonstones face in.*
oh! im sober again!
*gets drunk and contiues to kick monstone till hes left in a msall crater*
crap sober again anyone got something thatll get me really drunk really fast?


ps (it has to be strong my bodys immune system sobers me in a couple of mins.)

[Moonstone]

pass the whiskey night *burpppppppppp*

[Xias]

*Wanders in, takes saveral pints of beer into hands*
Eww, you are sick Moonstone!
*Starts making Sailor Moon kinda actions with beer, spilling half of each*
In the name of femme, i'll get drunk and punish you!
*Knocks back every pint in sight*
Yesh...Drunksed nows......Moonshtone, maet mey fishts....
*Proceeds to hit Moonstone very weakly*
Goshed.......Musht angrey meysulf.......
*Looks around and notices Moonstone drooling on a picture of Elijah Wood, snoring like a pig*
Elijuh! Mey shwueet Elijuh! Yoush goona puy noos Moonshtone!!!
*Goes into a drunken fury and starts to batter Moonstone*

[night]

*night now sober again*
thats not moonstone its a chair?

[Page]

Moonshtunes a chair? Wen did he getz turned insto a chair?
*Page throws Night a bottle of ethanol*
Twy dwinking that.

[Thaxul]

*thaxul staggers into the clud*

Hey! wah doo yoo...*hiccup*.....toonk yoo arrr doo..*hiccup*..ing hin ma clu............................*thaxul faints*

[Page]

Thacksul I fink you'rwe dwunk. i dunt understband a werd that you're speaking to me.
*Page tries kicking Thaxul but still misses*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul sits up*

Eem nah dwunk! Wah mooks ya thunk dah?

[Page]

Becuz ther are two ov you. Oh wait, I tink that meanz that i'm dwunk.

[Thaxul]

um....*hiccup*....hum!

*faints again*

[Moonstone]

burpppppppppppppppppp*drinkkkkkkk*

[Thaxul]

Welllll, oop yoos too! *hiccup*

You make me wanna rhe............!!!!

[Moonstone]

HEHEE WAYYWEEEE

[Thaxul]

*burccup* (a hiccup and burp at the same time)

[Moonstone]

DRINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK:confused:

[Thaxul]

yoo rally lik spamming! *hiccup*

[Moonstone]

wha

[Thaxul]

stop spamming!

*hiccup*

*punches moonstone twentythousand times in the face*

[Moonstone]

oooooooooo my head damn u JEAN

[Thaxul]

jean? whas yoo takkin bout?

[Moonstone]

MY HEAD MY IM HURTY HEL P HEY U THAXUL *MOONSTONE KNOCKS THAXUL OUT* HAHAAA

[Thaxul]

*writhing on the ground*

[Moonstone]

OUCH MY HEAD WHERE IM I * hey what happened to thaxul?

[Thaxul]

*sits up rubbing his head* You hit me you b&$#&£d!!!!!

[Moonstone]

no i never

[Moonstone]

no i f&&%78g never:mad:

[Thaxul]

tring ta aket ee-know-sent ar ya?

[Moonstone]

yeah i didnt do it

[Thaxul]

Im sober now so........................*thaxul orders 20 drinks and downs them one by one*

ya deed hiht ma!!!

[Moonstone]

no i didnt u must be seeing things

[Thaxul]

mmm.............*hiccup*..............*burp*...... .proob-lee!

[Moonstone]

moonstone takes a couple of whiskys *which have been spiked* and downs them in one go

[Thaxul]

wate!! soom-wan spoked that dwink *hiccup

[Moonstone]

wha wh god i fell sickr *moonstone falls and hits his head* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz burpzzzzzzzzz

[Thaxul]

Yoo mast rally beeeee dwunk, I didnt oon-dar-stamd ainy oof thah!

*kicks and punches moonstones body to a pulp*

[night]

*truns moonstone into a bottle of pure alchol and starts drinking*
well fis tl b good fur a weeeeee wil

[Moonstone]

hey im inside night hey whats this button do*moonstone makes nights brain fail*

[Thaxul]

sha-*hicup*-re!

[night]

*night keels over dead before exploading killing every one*
icefang walks over pushes reset button everyones back to normal.

[Art Wolf]

*appears*
Hmm a reset button..that coudl come in handy!

*disconnects reset button and attaches it to himself, configuring it to auto reset if ever killed*

sweet :)

*disappears*

[Moonstone]

lol

[Thaxul]

Since night pressed the reset button, does that mean that we are all sober again?

[femme_fatale]

lol - ok, now we're all sober, somebody get me a bacardi! :p ;)

[Thaxul]

Barkeep, a bacardi fo my lady friend, here!

Enjoy!

[femme_fatale]

cheers!
*drinks it down in one gulp*
barkeep! another!
heh...

[Thaxul]

Im not payin for that!!!

[femme_fatale]

heh... heh... that's what you think...
*leans over counter and whispers to barkeep pointing to thax*
it's him whose paying...
*barkeep believes her*
and on that note - i think i'll have another! :p
watermelon please!

[Thaxul]

Watermelon?

Im not paying for those!!!!

*thaxul drinks 20 vodkas, and is now drunk enough to fight*
*he punches the barkeep to death*

Now no1 will have to pay for them!

[femme_fatale]

ha - good one!
*stumbles and sways on feet, looks at thaxul and sees two*
hey *hic* thax... i never knew you had a twin! *hic*

:D

[Thaxul]

I actually do, but she's not here!

[femme_fatale]

ok... lol
do you really? that's cool!
*hic* you sure? *stumbles*
*grabs a stool and randomly throws it*
*hic* if it hit anybody *hic* sorry... but i don't care *hic*
*falls flat on face, with stupid grin affixed*
chocolate... bacardi?
would that taste nice?

[night]

*night replaces the barkeep*
YO!
*gives everyone a drink*
*kicks other barman.*
hello page
*thaxul turns round and i smash a bottle over his head*
*thaxuls knocked out*
*when he wakes up he says oi!*
it was him
*points to thaxul in the mirror.*

[Thaxul]

thats bakstard!!!

*thaxul punches mirror, smashes it and starts bleeding*

ps. are you sober? if not, you broke the rules!!!

[night]

unfortuntley i am unable to get drunk although there was that super drink i made in another topic.
i worked for at least 10 minutes.

[Thaxul]

Then, Im sorry, you cant fight in this arena! You can watch though!

[night]

i was drunk for the few seconds i hit you.
i get drunk just not for long.....

[Moonstone]

moonstone steals all the drinks in the bar haha

[Art Wolf]

Grr!
*steals moonstone*

Right so! Where the bottles?! :mad:

*takes all bottles off moonstone and passes them out..but only to those who can provide id :p*

...hmm...

*pokes moonstone with sword*

bah not feeling in a very decapitating mood this morning *shurgs*
time to start the day off with the time honoured sweet taste of millers :D

[night]

*beheads moonstone for artwolf*
better?

[Art Wolf]

Much :)

Want a beer or two :D

[femme_fatale]

lol - is everybody dead?
am i dead? if 'm not - don't you dare kill me!
all i want is my bacardi... :D
watermelon, if you please :p

[Moonstone]

f$&^ u night ur a deadman haha

[Page]

Well, i'm still alive, and all the drinks are on me!
*Passes a drink to everyone who is still alive*

[femme_fatale]

yay! lol
page - you're my *hic* bes t friend :p
can i have another? :D

[Page]

Sure!
*Page slides the drink along the counter, but it goes past Femme and smashes into Thaxul*

Erm, I think i'll just pass it to you by hand. *gives Femme her drink*

[femme_fatale]

lol
Thaxul ain't gonna be happy - i suggest you better run and hide! :p

cheers - hey, if i order some more, you're paying right?
after all - you did say that ALL drinks were on you! :p

[night]

since page got behingd the bar most of the drinks "are on thaxul".

:p

[femme_fatale]

lol - anyway., drinks can't be on me
i've got nothing to pay them with!
so as long as someone else's paying - i'm having! :p

[night]

*gives femme a drink*
there you go.
*another drink go flying past and lands on thaxul*

[femme_fatale]

lol
mmm... bacardi watermelon... my fav...
*drinks it down in one*
lol
another?

[night]

*gets her bicardi*
there you go....so how you been
*takes sip of mega drink and falls to the floor*
fjgnso!
*another drink flys by and hits thaxul right in the groin*
*night stands up*
your aims improving page....

[femme_fatale]

lol
i've been doing fine!
*takes a sip from bicardi and hiccups*
heh heh...

[night]

*thaxul stirs until another bottle flys and cracks his head*
yeah me too....
*takes another swig of mega drink and collapses*
urui!
*gets up*
would you like to dance?

[femme_fatale]

lol
i can't dance!
*hic*
i'll fall over myself *hic*
slips off barstool
can i have another drink? martini - tequila sunrise, whichever's fine!

[Thaxul]

*thaxul sits up, covered in alcohol*

Hey, why is my head and groin sore?
I think I'lll start smoking, to get rid of stress!
*thaxul lights the cigarette, which also sets him in fire*
Aw! Not again! meh...........another drink page!
*puts on helmet and cup*
Im ready now!

[Moonstone]

THEN MOONSTONE GRABS A BOTTLE OF BACARDI SLIDES IT ALONG THE COUNTER AND HITS NIGHT ON THE HEAD:D

[femme_fatale]

lol
what a waste! i would have had that!

thaxul - a cup? lol
oh boy...

[Thaxul]

a cup, for my groin! PROTECTION!!!!!!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol
*kicks cup into groin*
i don't think it'll be much good!

[Moonstone]

lol

[night]

*night heads the bottle it smashes and the glass all hits moonstones eyes*

[femme_fatale]

aw... if you could've caught that... i could've had it
*sob*
rip undrunk bacardi

[Thaxul]

When you kicked me I didnt feel anything!

*while talking, page throws a bottle at thaxul and it hits him in the head, and still, thaxul, gets knocked out*

[night]

*creates a new bicardi give it to femme*
k?
*drinks swig of mega drink and colapses.*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul sits up, again*

Hey let me have some of that mega-drimk, it looks like good stuff!

[femme_fatale]

lol
*takes a sip from nighit's glass and laughs her head off*
it is good stuff!
*collapses unto floor*

[night]

well it is made from every alcholic drink ever made rolled into one.
i think the recipies in "wild west" somewhere....
*hands the glass to thax*
good job she just had a sip.....itd kill anyone but me....

[femme_fatale]

llol
*twitches upon the floor semi-conscious*
ah...

[night]

*helps femme up*

[Thaxul]

*takes a swig of nights drink*

That is goo................
*eyes roll back into head, and he falls onto the ground and starts withing*

[night]

*downs the rest and colapses to the ground too*
bhgrbwgbwybg! huh thax!

[Thaxul]

*sits up*

Whoah, that was agood trip!

[night]

*thaxul then keels over dead, i revive him*
wow thats great but i gotta go.
gives everyone a round of "megahol"(like the nmae?)
*drinks his and teleports then collapses*

[Page]

Hey Thaxul, you don't look too good. In fact you look like you need another drink!
*Page throws a bottle which misses Thaxul and somehow manages to hit Page in the back of the head*
That both hurt and confused me.

[Thaxul]

cool name!

I think ill save this until your back so you can revive me!

[Thaxul]

page, it confused me alot too!

[Page]

Good I like to confuse people. ^^

*And with that said, Page left the Colloseum. Would he ever return? Only time will tell....*

[Moonstone]

he will return

[night]

gamera will return....
*realise he only teleported upstairs*
*come stagering out falls over banister and lands on page killing him one last time....*
oooopps

[femme_fatale]

lol
hey! it's my job to kill page!
*stabs page just to make sure*
:D

[night]

*gets up sober*
now whos for "megahol"?
hmmm.
*looks at femme questioningly...*

[femme_fatale]

heh heh... i'll take another sip!
i'd probably end up dead from drinking it... but anyway!

[night]

ill just revive you unless i have a drink then it might be a while...

[femme_fatale]

lol
*takes a huge gulp and is miraculously still on feet*
ah...

[night]

*takes a closer look*
hm
*shes dead standing up*
*ties her to a chair then revives her*

[Thaxul]

ties her?are you planning on doing something?

[Mysty]

erm... there better not be people around here with dirty minds, cos they could seriously get the wrong idea^^

[Thaxul]

*cough* NIGHT *cough*

excuse me!

[night]

im going to torture her
*palces a bottle of bicardi on the floor in front of her*
:D

[Thaxul]

Ooh, that cruel!

[night]

stop complaining
*hands him tall glass of megahol*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by night
stop complaining
*hands him tall glass of megahol*

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... megahol... nice^^ XD

[night]

*hands mysty a megahol*
mysty i dont know if you know how strong this is so just sip it....

[Thaxul]

*gulps down megahol*

Hey! I can handle it! *feints*

[night]

*trys to kick him awake*
i think im just making things worse
*looks around....*

[Shadow]

shouldv'e kicked him again lol

[Art Wolf]

heh

*drinks from hip flask*
Ah the good old Irish stuff - good possibility of a three day comma after this..or death..*cough* still good stuff :)

[Thaxul]

*sits up*

Wow! thats some goooood sh*t!:D

[femme_fatale]

lovely lol
drink some more thax! there's a possibility of death! :p
lol - jk
not funny? heh...

[night]

i dont know what your laughing at you still tied to a chair with a bricardi in front of you.

[femme_fatale]

oh - heh, i didn't know that!
*fervently attacks ropes* MUST... HAVE... BICARDI...
*ropes won't give...*

[night]

*truns the bicardi on its side so it drips out*
drip, drip, drip, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP

[femme_fatale]

oh well... i'll get another one later
*sits back and relaxes, falling asleep*
*snore*

nah - am not aggrieved by such wastage of poor bacardi! :p

[night]

*takes an ice cold bicardi, perfect condition and does the same*
drip, drip, drip

[femme_fatale]

i'm sleeping - cut out noise!
*returns to a dreamless sleep*

[night]

*enters femmes dream and starts drinking a bicardi*

[femme_fatale]

dreamless night - i don't have dreams about bicardi anyway!
plus... you can't get thirst in dreams! :p
my dream... my rules - i'm already full with bicardis! lol

[night]

well the bicardis arent working....
*removes her top*
who wants to sit on femmes lap?

[femme_fatale]

AH!
*slaps night away and retrieves top - all in one fluid momvement, puts it back on as well*
ha!
*kicks night out of HER dream*
well... back to... *purr*
ronaldo lol

[night]

oh well same offer who wants to sit on femmes lap...
apart from me ill have a go later

[femme_fatale]

lol
hm... don't think so!
*makes it impossible for night to go near*
ps. are we still in my dream?

[night]

no, we're back in the bar and your still asleep.
*this time takes her wig off*

[femme_fatale]

*gasps*
my precious wig! lol
now my true beautiful hair can be seen!
ps. i was trying to look like a beggar to dissuade you! :p

see? i've got an answer for everything also! :p

[night]

gotta go!
but before i do
*takes pictures of her nude then teleports away*
nananana
:p

[femme_fatale]

that was my twin you silly nanana! :p
ha!
*randomness sees to night*
*evil laugh*

[night]

*night is now famous for taking pics of femme tied to a chair*
weeee!
*its on the front of every paper*
i was just going to keep them but thacks to your randomness......

[Mysty]

... thats sounds really wrong... ah well, least it wasn't me^^*runs and hides*

[Thaxul]

*reading paper*
Wow! femme, you have a nice body!! ;) lol

jk:D

[femme_fatale]

compliment taken :p
jk accepted!
night killed - tied to a chair, pasted on fron of every paper

heh
read all about!
:D

[Thaxul]

ew!!! thats a side of him i didnt need to see!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol
hehehe... traumatising - ain't it? :p

[Thaxul]

it is!
*sits in corner and starts rocking back and forth*

[femme_fatale]

hey! that's what i do!
*sits in opposite corner doing the same*
you copied my trait! :p

[Thaxul]

wat trait, i started it first!

[femme_fatale]

no way!
i started it first!
on one of the other threads! :p
i was rocking back and forth for almost a week!
my backside was as sore as hell!

[Thaxul]

well, i started it in this thread!!!:p

[femme_fatale]

uh... so? :p
i started BEFORE this thread! :D

[Thaxul]

we can both look crazy in the corner!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol - ok, truce then! :p

[Thaxul]

truce..........*rocks in the corner*

[femme_fatale]

ow... when can we stop rocking lol
how long have we been rocking for?

[Thaxul]

til ppl think we are reelly crazy!!!

[femme_fatale]

okie dokie! :p

[Thaxul]

just keep rocking til sum1 comments!

*rocks back and forth in the corner*

[femme_fatale]

*rocks while making rocking chair noises*
hehehe

[Thaxul]

good touch! lol

[femme_fatale]

hehehe...
film effect DO come in handy from time to time! :p

[Thaxul]

lol - they do indeed!

*stops roking and stands up* Im bored!
*goes to bar and orders megahol*

[Shamay]

Hmmm.... Well..... What can it hurt? *Grabs a left over bottle of Megahol and downs it in one* ARG! IT BURNS!!! But it burns in a good way... *Collaspses* Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddeeeee.... I have so got to do that again some day....
Hey, what are you two doing? You look like youre rocking back and forth like loonies... Can I join in? *Sits down and rocks back and forth, then side to side...* Fun... Hehe.... X_x

[Thaxul]

*downs his megahol and starts to have a seizure*

[Shamay]

Fun isnt it? *Megahol affects finally happen and I go into a siezure* Id better go to a hospital or something... But Ill be back! Tomorrow!!!
(Sw3333t... X_x)

[Thaxul]

drag me with you, i need to get checked out too!

[femme_fatale]

lol
*watches while they crawl to hospy*
hehehe.. drinking CAN be bad for you! :p
*swigs down bacardi* :D

[Shamay]

Woo, Im back! When does this bar open? Or is it 24 hour? Or did we kill the barman?

[Thaxul]

i think so......ah well, a new barman grew!

[Shamay]

Barman, I'll have a smirnof balck ice! What? You don't sell them? Sacrilidge! O well, just give me a megahol. What? Night came and drank them all? Dammit, alright, Watermelon Biccardi? Femme ain't gonna be happy... Maybe I should just kill you, either that or can you order in? Ooo yay. Yeh, I can wait a while...

[Mysty]

can i have a bottle of ye olde jack daniels please?

[Thaxul]

one of everything my good man!

[femme_fatale]

hehehe...
i'll have all the bacardi and martinis! *hopeful smile*

[Thaxul]

*cough*
check her I.D.!
*cough*

[femme_fatale]

um... i still think that i've done the sig pic wrong lol

[Thaxul]

the curly brackets after [img and [/img should be deleted!

[femme_fatale]

ah lol
thank you sensei!
*slaps hand against head*
i think i need some chocy...

[Shamay]

Alright, I think I've waited long enough! Give me a drink barman! What?! You can't serve me?! Why not? Ah, that is a good reason... O well, I'll be back, and I'll bring people who are already drunk so can hurt you!
Can you serve me chocie? Ooo yay... *Gorges on chocie*

[femme_fatale]

lol
i'm drunk! :p
*eagerly raises hand*
i'll beat up the barman!

[Shamay]

Yay! Make sure he's good and unconsious so I can steal some drinks!

[night]

*night appears in the bar carrying a large barrel of megahol*
drink?

[Thaxul]

welcome back!
*takes the barrel*
Ive been waiting for this all week!

[femme_fatale]

lol - share some with me!

[Shamay]

And me! A fancy some more siezures!

[femme_fatale]

lol - yea come on night! share!
please? *bats eyelashes* ow...

[night]

ok.. drinks all round.
*emptys the barrel into glasses and passes them round, keeps half the barrlel to drink himself in one go*
yuighuindfjugnjingjinjuignigg! yes!

[Mysty]

wooooooooooooooooh... i shdon't freel zooo gooot...bleh...

bein drunk rulez^^

[Thaxul]

i love this stuff!
*drinks up and has another seizure*

[night]

*drinks the half barrel in two gulps*

[Thaxul]

woo!.......*hic*..........yoooooooooooo..*hic*.... haffffffff a beeg moof! *hic*

[femme_fatale]

give me some! lol
*nicks some of nigt's*
*hic* oo... i feel woozy... *hic*

[night]

*night calapses, gets up says*
nosgughru!
*night then recolapses*
*night crawls under femmes stool*
hgrjgnr! nitnte!
*he says, in a drunken stoper*

[femme_fatale]

wtf? heh
i never wear skirts! always trousers :D
so nothing to see down there! :p

[night]

i wasnt trying to look up your skirt!
femme youve got a dirty mind....

ps i know you profer trousers you mentioned it before
**;)

[Mysty]

... and whats wrong with havin a dirty mind, may i ask???

plus i wear trousers all the time 2^^

[Shamay]

Nothing wrong with a dirty mind, its funny!

[night]

*turns mystys trousers into a skirt*

[Mysty]

dirty minds rule...and i refuse to wear a skirt...unless i feel like wearin one... turns night into a giant dildo^^
hahahahaha...we can all have dirty minds ya know^^
*skirt turns into a pair of baggy black jeans again^^*

[Shamay]

Im more inclined to wear trousers too, people would give me funny looks if I wore a skirt...

[night]

*night hides in mystys pants*
well better get to work
*a dildo huh....*

[femme_fatale]

omg! *gasp - faints*
dirty minds lol
not for the faint hearted, that's for sure!
*turns night into a prick after kicking him outta mystys draws*
football!

[night]

*hids in mysty pants again....*

[femme_fatale]

*shoots the night bulge*

[night]

that was her boob!

[femme_fatale]

omg! sorry mysty!
*pulls night out just to kill him*

[night]

*night turns himself back into a dildo and hids in femme pants*

[femme_fatale]

*femme quickly gets rid of night and shoves him into moon*
*evil laugh* there! :p
two birds down!
turn into a dildo once more and i'll shove you back up there!

[night]

aaaaaaaaaaaaah
*hides in aquas knickers*

[Mysty]

so nights stilla dildo then...XDXDXD...bet ur havin fun^^

[night]

*turns femme into a dildo and sticks her in aquas pants....*

[Mysty]

lol... girl on girl action lol... does aqua get a say in which dildo gets shoved down her pants???

[night]

not really i put femme in...:D

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
*turns femme into a dildo and sticks her in aquas pants....*

Originally posted by Mysty
lol... girl on girl action lol... does aqua get a say in which dildo gets shoved down her pants???


she does now, (considering i never really see the battle areas)

*aqua removes femme's altered state from her pants, turn's her into dynamite, and throws it at night*

[Ruri-Ruri]

Hmmm...so this is the battle arena huh? Or one of em...i get it now!
Wait... *starts reading up*...thats not fighting!
Thats...thats....pure filth!!!<jk> :D

[Shamay]

No, I'd say filths a good description... *Punches night in the face then runs and hides from his retaliation*
That enough fighting for you? Cus its the drunkien late night and I'd rather get drunk! Wheres the megahol....

[night]

*night drinks all the megahol so at least he gets revenge on shammay*
not enough
*dies from megahol overdose*

[night]

*ps im still in aquas pants so a least i died happy*

*night realises hes not dead so continues his work....*
;)
aqua just killed femme and shes now got skidmarks in her pants from the bomb....

[femme_fatale]

i'm dead again? cool! back in my fav position! :rolleyes:
*evil laugh*
mwahaha... i can haunt now :D

ps. night you're sick! :p

[night]

thanks i try....
*enjoys playing with aqua*

[femme_fatale]

yuck! since i'm already dead, it won't hurt if i die again...
*inhabits night and commits suicide, taking night with her*
hahaha!

[night]

spirits cant hurt me remebmer im a shaman

[femme_fatale]

yes, but you can't control my vampire side, whcih is imbued with my spirit
so - you can't control me :D

anyway - you never could before! :p

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
thanks i try....
*enjoys playing with aqua*

*aqua who really is hacked off with night, for taking liberties. throws him to the ground and starts jumping up and down on him lots* keep the hell away from me, you....pervert!!!!

[femme_fatale]

go aqua! can i help? please? *puppy dog eyes*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua stops jumping on night, so femme can take over* knock yourself out femme

[femme_fatale]

yay!
*femme jumps upon night until he faints before in turn literally knocking herself out*

ow...

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua revives femme, with the smell of mint choc chip chocolate bar* now isn't the time for a nap lol

[femme_fatale]

lol - mint choc!
*instantly jumps up and continues with night's demise*
mmm - wanna take over? lol

[mimiru_rei]

sure, i'll take over. *aqua gets a flamethrower, and aims at night, and fires it, making him melt into a puddle of night lol*

[femme_fatale]

lol *freezes night so that aqua can blaze him again* :D
we make a wicked team! lol

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua picks up the frozen night puddle, and starts playing frizbee with it, with femme* we do make a wicked team lol

[femme_fatale]

lol *throws it back and forth to aqua* yep - wicked indeed :D
wanna play cricket or baseball next lol - or footie even? :D

[night]

weeeeeeeeeeeeee
*flecks of juice flik off all over femme and aqua as he spins*

[mimiru_rei]

*aqua throws frizbee night off of a cliff* ha ha ha

[night]

frizzbee flys back

[mimiru_rei]

no thats boomerangs, not frizbees. *night finally reaches the ground beneath the cliff, and breaks in 2*

[night]

im using my sypowers to control myself
*what aqua saw was another frizbee...im floatind behind her*