Arena: Windy Mountain Top

[night]

first new arena for this topic welcome to the windy mountain top.

rules of arena:
1; there are none so you can fight dirty here....

[night]

ps since you all like a booze up, ive installed a pub at the bottom of the mountain.

in celebration of the new board, drinks are on the house!

[Page]

*Page is already sitting at the bar*
Woooo! Free drinks!

[Thaxul]

Dirty fighting......free drinks......I love this arena!!!

*thaxul summons an army of orcs and sits at the bar*

Orcs, stay at the top of the mountain and wait for the fight!!!

Cheers page! *clangs glass with him*

[Page]

Cheers! *Page casually leans on the bar*
Ah, this is the life. Maybe we should have made a drinking colloseum instead?

[Thaxul]

Good idea!!!

[Moonstone]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm drinkkk

[Thaxul]

*Calls upon army of orcs and sets them on moontone*

STOP SPAMMING!

[night]

*thaxuls army of orks arrive in the bar but instead of beating up moon they order some drinks*

okay! drinks arent free anymore. their extortionatly priced.
but we do accept blood of fallen enemies....

[Page]

The blood of fallen enemies huh....
What if I don't have any enemies, and don't want to make any enemies?

[Thaxul]

My army of orcs dont drink! So dont tell them what to do! But since you can buy drinks with blood of enemies........

ORCS, go and kill........eh..........moonstone and drain his blood into a jar! Then bring it to me!

to barkeep:
Ill order in a minute!

[Page]

Can you lend me some of that blood Thaxul? I can give you a mech in return.

[Thaxul]

No sorry, I dont care for machines!!! (except my pc)

*orcs enter bar and hand thaxul the jar of blood*
Thanks! Hey barkeep, two beers, one for my friend here (page)!

*whispers to the orc* You can do what you like with the body!

*the orcs smile and run out of the bar*

[Page]

I feel that I should be complaining about the fact that you've killed Moonstone, but.... FREE DRINK!
*Page jumps around excitedly*

[Thaxul]

STOP THAT OR ILL NEVER GET MY ORCS TO KILL FOR YOU!!!!

[Page]

*Page sits down and sulks*
Mumblemunble didn't ask your stupid orcs to kill anthin' mumblemumble.

[Thaxul]

*whispers to page ONLY* Who do you want me to kill now?

NOBODY ELSE READ THIS OR IT WILL BE YOU!!!

[Page]

I don't know, how about.... Thaxul? Oh wait, thats you. But I don't think anyone else is here....

[Thaxul]

blackkite, maybe? If he annoys us!!

[Page]

But he's not on this mountain though. The only people here are me, you, your army of orcs and the bartender.

[Thaxul]

the bartender, huh? Then we could get our drinks for free!!

[Page]

Well, do we really need to kill him? We could just....

*The bartender runs screaming out of the bar and down the mountain*

Well problem solved, and we didn't even have to kill anyone! Yay!
*Page gets excited and starts jumping around again*

[Thaxul]

PAGE!!!!!
*thaxul shakes fist at page*
*jumps over bar and gets alot of drinks*

[Moonstone]

give me that *snatchs drink of thaxul*

[Page]

*Page stares at Moonstone*
Strange.... I though you were dead. Oh well, no matter. *continues to drink*

[Thaxul]

Why take it off me? The bars empty!

*thaxul smites moon with his staff for stealing his drink*

[Moonstone]

Originally posted by Page
*Page stares at Moonstone*
Strange.... I though you were dead. Oh well, no matter. *continues to drink* i used revive

[Thaxul]

Oh yeah! My orcs killed you!
This must be an illusion by some spell, cos you be immortal! Only others can revive you! And no1 revived you to my knowledge!

[Moonstone]

I HAVE AUTO-REVIVE SKILL HAHAHA

[Thaxul]

No you dont!!! It says in the rulebook that you cant revive yourself, only others can!!

*moonstone is still dead*

I wonder what my orcs did to you!

[Moonstone]

i cant die imortal

[Thaxul]

NO IMMORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moonstone]

well my spirit lives on hahaha:D

[Thaxul]

*orcs enter bar carrying moonstones body in 20 different pieces*

You may eat it if you want!
ORCS: No, this meat isnt fresh!
*they throw moonstones body in the bin*

[Moonstone]

GRRRRRRRR STUPIC ORCS WONDER IF ARAGORN IS IN GONDOR

[Thaxul]

nope, hes dead! I killed him! He turned out to be a really evil man, when he got into power! Now Im with his widow!

[Moonstone]

maybe i should create a ring more powerful than anyother and revive sauron

[Thaxul]

But your dead!! Anyway, sauron is a wuss compared to me!!
I could kick his ass so easily!

[Moonstone]

my spirit cannot die * moonstone walks to the fires of mount doom*and begins to create something really powerful

[Thaxul]

How can your spirit touch things! Arent you just a ghost and transparent?

You cannot enter Mount Doom, I put a spell on the doorway allowing only me entry!

[Moonstone]

exactly thaxul ur spell wont block me

[Thaxul]

Ahwell! You still cant create things!!

[Moonstone]

i summon aragorn from the dead hahaha mske me the before thaxul attacks u

[Moonstone]

RING NEED MY PRECIOUS

[Thaxul]

what does 'mske me the before thaxul attacks u' mean?

*thaxul smites the arisen aragorn just as he stands up and banishes his spirit to the shadow realm, where it cant return here by any means in this realm*

[Moonstone]

DDDARN

[Thaxul]

Too bad!

*thaxul also banishes moonstones spirit to the shadow realm*

I hope shadow doesnt mind me sending you there!

I am the champion of the windy mountain top!
Which is pretty good considering I was drunk at the start!!!

*thaxul sends the legion of orcs home*

[Moonstone]

no i can defeat shadow* i think*

[Thaxul]

you could try!

[Moonstone]

yes hahaha

[night]

*kicks thaxuls butt in a warm hello fashion*
hi

[Thaxul]

*almost falls of the edge*

hey!

[Moonstone]

DO IT NIGHT beat his ass

[Thaxul]

your just jealous, cos I kicked your ass!

*runs to the bar*

[Page]

*Page is sat in the bar drinking*
I am so alone....
*Thaxul runs in*
Hey dood, want a drink?

[Thaxul]

Sure, kicking moonstones ass is pretty tiring!

*sits down next to page and starts to drink*

[Moonstone]

grrrrrrrrrr someone revive me to i get thaxul:mad:

[Thaxul]

I thouht you were in the shadow realm!

[Moonstone]

shadow err threw me out

[Thaxul]

you still dead though!

[Thaxul]

*Presses reset button*

*Moonstone is alive, the bartender is back and thaxul is sober*

Lets get it on!!

[Moonstone]

YEAH BUT *HEY WHAT THE HECK *ONE OF UR STUPID ORCS USED REVIVE ON ME

[Thaxul]

No they didnt, I pressed the reset button!

Stop claiming my minions are turnig on me!

[Moonstone]

just bring it

[Thaxul]

*thaxul sits down and starts chanting spell, with staff in hand*

[Moonstone]

moonstone uses ultima and destroys thauxuls wand

[Thaxul]

*The spell reflects and hits moonstone*

Haha, its not a wand, its much more powerful!

*while moonstone is still recoiling after ultima, thaxul draws glamdring and starts to slash at him*

[night]

*kicks thaxul in groin then runs away with his wand*
hehehe
*snaps it in half with one kick. blinding light. beautiful girl pops out.*

[Moonstone]

then moonstone chops thaxuls head off with the masamune sword*thaxul is dead *guess were even now thaxul!

[Thaxul]

*re-spawns, same person, but different look*

I want even here to defend myself, and you killed me!

I dont even have a wand, so I dont know whos you broke night!

[night]

what?
*hands the girl to thax *
i beilive she belongs to you

[Thaxul]

thanks!

*lifts up the girl and carries her away from the mountain*

Dont wait up!!;)

[night]

k

[Thaxul]

Im back!
It wasnt that great! She turned out to be a fem-bot!
Uncaring, but great loving! hehe!

[night]

a femme-bot? was it made out of choclate?

[femme_fatale]

lol
thanks! but nah... mine should be a bot of water :p
a bacardi femme-bot! that would be me all over!

[night]

*a femme bot that runs on bicardi attacks femme*
i am the original *it says*

[Thaxul]

Then femme uses her random powers and she blows up!
Hey! thats randomness for you, you can never tell!

[femme_fatale]

lol
*but randomness regenerates femme, who leaves bots to battle it out for themselves*
original, eh? heh...
i am! :p
so... back to the fight!
is it all on all? :D

[Shamay]

I hope your not making a mess of the bar, with all your robots blowing up... *Runs to the bar, jumps over the counter, and hides inside a barrel of beer* Heehee, I wont be out of here for a while, either that or I'll be killed, but o well!

[Thaxul]

Im going to the bar!

*lift up the barrel that shamay is in* Ooh! this is heavy, it must be full!

*attaches oily rag to the barrel, lights it, and throws it at femme*

[Shamay]

What the hell? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *BOOM*
Ouchies... That hurt, can someone pass me that bit of arm over there? Or just revive me, I want to get drunk again...

[Thaxul]

oh! shamay! I swear *fingers crossed behind back* i had no idea you were in there!

[Shamay]

Less apologizing, more stitching me back together would be usefull... Do you think femme's alright, or in about as many pieces as me?

[femme_fatale]

lol - i think i'm fine *hand is attached to head*
here, i'll help sow you back together!
*mixes all the parts around - shamay's head is on his foot, and his hand is on his ankle and etc.*
there - perfect! :p

[Shamay]

MPH! MPHHRPH!!!! (rought translation, take my foot out my mouth!)

[Thaxul]

I think you look good that way!

[Shamay]

MMMMMRRRRRPPPPPHHHHH!!!!!! MPHRM!!! MRPHFMMRRR!!!!!! MMMMMMMRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
(Rough translation, not suitable for posting....)

[femme_fatale]

lol - wonder why?
um... i would, if i could... but i think you need help :p

[Thaxul]

*takes shamays foot out of his mouth*

What did you say?

[femme_fatale]

lol - aw...
see - someone helps around here :D
so... is shamay still sewn in bits and bobs?

[Thaxul]

dunno, probably!

[femme_fatale]

lol
oh dear - thaxul, we better not try and help him!
you know how good we are! :p

[Thaxul]

lol- lets try!!!:D
it will be fun!!

Now, what seems to be the problem?
*thaxul shoves shamays foot into his mout, and then rips off his arm*
Do you feel anything in this arm?
*pokes the ripped off arm*

[femme_fatale]

lol... and that's why i said let's NOT!
oh well - i'll try and help!
*rips off a leg and shakes it*
how're you feeling?

[Shamay]

Mrph! YOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! MRPHR!!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol - *shoves shamay's hand into his mouth as well*
sorry - what did you say? i can't quite hear you! :p

[Shamay]

Gak, cough, splutter, croak *Dies*

[femme_fatale]

oops, lol, i knew i should've never tried to help!
*revives shamay* better?

[Shamay]

Depends, if I've been revived is my body back together properly?

[Thaxul]

nope!
No you 'll have to answer us when we ask a question, or we'll never know wats wrong with you!

[Shamay]

Damn, then I'm not good, not good at all!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol - what's the matter with you? *looks professional*
we may just be able to help! :p

[Shamay]

Trust you! You're not a doctor! Well, I think you should start off by finding all the bits of me that are scattered around!

[femme_fatale]

lol - i know i'm not a doctor! the academy wouldn't accept me because i couldn't even bandage someone's arm!
which was falling off... i bandaged their head instead!

ah... all your bits and pieces, eh? treasure hunt!
um... maybe not...

[Thaxul]

I'll help!!!!!

*looks under rock* nope, not here!
*looks under bush* nope not here!
*looks under cat* nope, not here!

em, wat exactly do they look like?

[femme_fatale]

try body parts thaxul! lol
*looks under cliff* nope
where did you last leave them? :p

[Thaxul]

i think i saw them.......*looks under pebble*.....no luck!

[femme_fatale]

lol
hm... wonder where they could be? wonder where shamay left them? :p
what did actually happen to them?

[Thaxul]

I blew him up when he was in a barrel of beer!
bout 2 pages ago!

[femme_fatale]

ah lol
see - i'm still living up to me no-back-reading name! :p
neways... shamay's parts! ooh where are you?! lol

[Thaxul]

im giving up!!

*walks away and goes to sleep 300 metres from femme*

[femme_fatale]

brilliant! lol
*sits upon a rock and closes eyes*

a few hours later...
wha... what?
oh dear...
where am i?
*looks around but doesn't recognise anything - and sees a strange, mangled looking arm before her*
what's this?

[Thaxul]

*also wakes up in some strange unkown place*

huh.....where am i?........HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[femme_fatale]

oh dear...
i appear to have found shamay's arm, but now where is shamay?

[Thaxul]

*wanders around aimlessly for hours*

what this........? *picks up leg*
Is this.........shamays leg?

[femme_fatale]

lol
now we're finally finding them!
great!
now where's the part that we actually have to attach them to?
*walks straight into thaxul*
ah...

[Thaxul]

hey, wheres shamay?

[femme_fatale]

dunno! but i got his arm!
now where is he?!

[Thaxul]

i got his leg!!!

Now we need to find his body so we can attach it to him!

[femme_fatale]

lol
i can tell what a great job we're gonna do! :p

[Thaxul]

lol- maybe!!

[femme_fatale]

no maybe - it's a definitely! lol

[Thaxul]

depends how drunk we are......lol

[femme_fatale]

lol - a trip to the barroom outta do the trick! :D

[Thaxul]

race ya!!!

[femme_fatale]

i'm already there! :p

[Thaxul]

so, wheres shamay?
I still have his le.............wait, where did it go?

[femme_fatale]

oh no! it's hopping away - and the arm's gone with it!
*watches leg and arm disappear in the horizon*
oh dear... we've lsot them! again!

[Thaxul]

who cares, let him get them himself!!!!

[femme_fatale]

ah - okie dokie, he's probably better off the way he is
without us 'attending' to him anymore! :p
*lays back and enjoys the rest of the sun*
woot! *sipping bacardi*

[Thaxul]

where'd you get that?
gimmee some!!!

[femme_fatale]

get your own! lol

[Thaxul]

fine......theres an off licence...*buys alot of booze of various sorts*

[femme_fatale]

hehehe...
*steal thax's booze when he ain't looking*
cheers! free alcohol! woot!

[Thaxul]

thats my pee!! lol

*drinks the booze*

[Art Wolf]

That was a response I wasnt expecting and certainly could have done without! :p

[Thaxul]

lol - but when you gotta go, you gotta go!!!

[femme_fatale]

oh thax that's gross! :p :o :rolleyes:
typical boy! :p

[Thaxul]

you DRANK it!!!! lmao

[femme_fatale]

*drops dead on the floor*
i didn't know! i was drunk! i think...
hey - i didn't know!

[Thaxul]

no, you tried to steal my booze, and you accidentally took my pee!

[femme_fatale]

oh gross!
well... i was feeding you bleach and all that in the barroom...

[Thaxul]

thats a different thread!!! so, i dont matter!

[femme_fatale]

uh - damn!
*does it again on this thread*
not any more!
*forces it down thaxul's throat* :D

[Shamay]

Thats it, next time I need a sergeon, I'm getting someone else! Now I need to go hop after my leg...

[Thaxul]

I think it went over there!
*doesnt point anywhere*

[Shamay]

Cheers. That is so unbelievably helpfull. :rolleyes: Now then... *Spoons off one of Thaxuls legs and lets it hop away* It went thataway! *Points at Thaxul*

[Thaxul]

how can you spoon of my leg?
*goes after his leg*

[Shamay]

I don't know... But I think it worked...

[femme_fatale]

lol
i don't care what happens! just don't get that spoon dirty!
i need it to eat with! :p

[night]

well its just coated in raspberry sauce...:p

[femme_fatale]

you try it night!
*chucks night the spoon, but accidentally hits him on the head*
oops...

[night]

*night catches the spon after it hits him and liks it*
mmmm. sauce.....:p ;)

[femme_fatale]

gross! lol
so... was it nice? :p
i want one with choc flavour :D
and mint ripples... *drool*

[night]

*stabs shammy with his own spoon*
hmmm
*pulls it out to show those favours*

[femme_fatale]

lovely lol
i'll pass for the moment... *walks to the nearest ice cream van*
one mega mint choc ice please :D

[Shamay]

NO! Stabbed with my own spoon!!! O the irony!!! Well not really, but still...

Gimme back my spoon!

[night]

*turns shammay into gaint spoon*

[femme_fatale]

um... *tries to stifle laughter., but doesn't quite work*
um... i'll have to get some ice cream!
*gets a mega bucketful of mint choc ice cream*
sorry shamay - but this is for the good of - um ME! :p
*eats ice cream with Shamay-spoon* :D

[night]

*changes the spoon back into a tiny shammay that stars running around in her mouth*
:cool:

[Shamay]

Its cold and wet in here! Gemme out! Wait, whats the big red dangly thing? A swing, yay! Lets swing!

[night]

that looks like fun!

[Shamay]

It is! Swing swing swing! Although Im sure it cant be doing femme any good...

O no, she's swallowing!!!! ARG!

[night]

*night throws some dental floss down femmes throat*
grab it!:)

[femme_fatale]

argh!
what the hell's going on?!
i ate shamay?! oh dear!
*pukes him back out before kicking night for shoving dental floss down her throat*
gross!

[night]

i was using it like a rope to pull him out!

[femme_fatale]

i don't care! lol
*kicks night again anyway before shoving floss down his gob for no reason*
there! see how you like it! :p

[night]

*a small girl climbs out his mouth using the floss like a rope*
ta ive been in there for years....she said

[femme_fatale]

lol
glad to have helped? :confused:
*peers into night's throat and yells:*
ANYMORE DOWN THERE! IF YOU WANNA COME OUT AT LAST NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!

i never thought i'd be doing a rescue mission from your gob! :p

[night]

*night trys to suck little people out femmes gob*
just an exuse for a frenchie really...

[femme_fatale]

um... frenchie?
night from girl *sniggers*
femme has sidestepped and night had been snogging one of her teachers!

*evil laugh*

[Shamay]

Help! Im still teeny tiny!!!

[night]

euk!
*stuff shammay into femme pants*
comfy?

[Shamay]

Its dark and damp, get me out!

[night]

*switches places with shammay*

[Mysty]

bet you like it in there night

[night]

*moves into mystys...fresher in here*

[femme_fatale]

heh heh...
at least that got rid of you night! :p

[night]

yeah

[femme_fatale]

:D i'm so good! :p
*celebrates*

[night]

yey!

[night]

*night pushes reset button*

im going to the summit

*starts climbing to the top of the mountain*

[Shamay]

Isn't there a pub at the bottom of this mountain isn't there? *Grins manicly and runs to the bar*

[night]

which is closed...for repairs...

[Shamay]

Dammit! O well, race you to the summit! I bet the pub will be done by the time we get back!:D

[night]

should be...

[Shamay]

Well then, we better get climbing! *Starts up the vertical cliff face* This is gonna be hard work... Is that a path down there? Cruddy...

[night]

*night keeps climbing toward the summit*

[Shamay]

Oh I am so gonna beat you! *Climbs faster*

[night]

*night teleports to the top*
lol

[Shamay]

Dammit *Shamay flies the rest of the way* Cheat... :p
So, what now, go back down and check on the pub?

[night]

yeah but we take the lift this time
*gets in lift...*

[Shamay]

There's a lift?!?!!!!

[night]

coarse..do you think id build a battle ground on a mountain top and not put in a lift...