Wow...its here!

[Hogso]

Well, well, well, look at this lovely shiny new board...soon to be the centre of hell. When it breaks loose :)

PS. w00t, I got the first post on the new board! Again! :p Oh, and cheers admin! :)

[Page]

I guess that this means that the off topic section will once again become peaceful and slightly less random. Hooray! ^^

[Hogso]

Oh! And congrats Art Wolf :)
Hail, oh mighty mod...naw just kiddin! Don't go power crazy on us!

[Page]

Aye, congrats Art Wolf. And good luck with bringing order to a violent place like this. ;)
*hits Hogso over the back of the head with a brick*

[Art Wolf]

Heh ;)

Cheers so now we have to come up with the rules! So suggestions?

[Hogso]

Errrr....how about gettin rid o, I mean moving all the arenas and rules threads from OFF TOPIC over to here?

[Art Wolf]

Why not simply rename the Off Topic forum cause I think the battles have sprawled over into everything ;)

Plus the rules of combat thread also degenerated a good bit.. :D

[Page]

Good point. :D
I didn't really agree with the 'rules of combat thread' anyway, though it was nice idea.

[Art Wolf]

And to bring this back onto the idea of the forum..
*grins evily*

*draws sword and decapitates both hogso and page in one large swing*

Ah a little blood does give the place that nice lived in feel ;)

[Hogso]

Yeah...it made me laugh how most people came up with a way to be virtually indestructable :)
You'd have to thing up a fair system...like turn-based or someat *shrugs* I dunno, I've never been into the whole word RPG thing...

PS. AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! Admins back online!! 3 times in 2 days?!1/! The world must be ending or something! :D

[Art Wolf]

Heh it would be nice to play it like 'FRAG' - quake without a computer ^_^

Your given so many points to split up into Speed, Health and Accuracy and you random spawn and pick up weapons and equipment and also randomly determine how far you move :)

Great game! ;)

[Page]

Sounds.... interesting. I've also heard that someone's going to release a DOOM boardgame - "Roll a six to decapitate the demon with your chainsaw". ^^

May I also point out that while Art Wolf has in effect killed me, I still commited the first act of violence in this section. Therefore the 'FIRST BLOOD' award goes to Page. :p

[Art Wolf]

Damnit didnt see that! :)

[Shamay]

Dangit, this gets here just before Im left without internet for a weekend!!! O well, alittle bloodshed before I go...
*Rams a spoon through Art Wolfs heart*

[night]

haha im home! prepare for a full fight.
:mad:

[Shadow]

once again my wishes have been granted- evil laugh-, on the subject of old battle threads let us no wat of the ones u want to continbue usin here

[night]

we should move the arenas from off topic

barroom
japanese town
poles
choc palace and the others

[Shadow]

ok just sortin thro sumthing then i'll get to that

[night]

ta

[Shadow]

ive sorted a few things, and would like top ask that ppl dont make too many arenas til i've got sum more rules wrked out , want to do it now but a boozy nite is ahead of me and i cant stay on nelonger, art/kite if u can bring those other arenas other for us cheers

[night]

well ill say it again maily cause i cant believe it....
im home

ps now i just have to find some one to beat up

here page, here page
*walks away, looks under rocks and trees*

[blackkite]

*starts writing a list*

[Hogso]

Ahh...this is gonna be a laugh :)
Already, we see a topic (the character background one) that clear states ''don't go off topic''...well, going off topic (lol), and then a thread thats title says ''always top on 1st page'' not top on the first page :D

Oh, joy of joys...now to resurrect Dr. WizardyBoB....MWHAHAHAHAA!!!!

[Thaxul]

WAHOOOOO!!!!!

Now I have somewhere to act out my violent temper!!!

[night]

how about a wet paper bag thaxul...that should keep you in.

[Thaxul]

*in wet paper bag*

Great, now Im all wet!

*moves slightly and the bag rips*

oops! Ill get another one!

[Thaxul]

*gets another wet paper bag and sticks it on head*

Ill be very still!

[Moonstone]

yeah thaxul heres another one for u for safe keeping

[Thaxul]

TWO!!!! Ill never be able to get....*the bags rip*......oh, nevermind!

[night]

*gives him indestructable paper bag*
here a gift.

[Thaxul]

Is it wet? Doesnt matter!

*puts bag on head and then soaks it with water*

[night]

its big enough to have a swiming pool in it.

[Art Wolf]

Does it automatically come with said swimming pool? :D

[night]

well thax just filled it so no.

[Hogso]

Earlier in this thread, I said how addy had been on 3 times in 2 days...which is pretty amazing! Now she (?) is on again...somethings goin on! :eek:

[Shadow]

uea and i assume it has to do wid the new thread i posted in main forum

[Thaxul]

I have never seen her!

*the bag rips*

Aw, crap!!!Nevermind!

[Shadow]

i used to c her on all the time, mind u that was wen i was on all the time, but no this addy is about, i communicate wid her quite regulary

[femme_fatale]

lol - to thaxul's reply...
what are we talking about?
whose not seen her?
whose her?

[Thaxul]

Thanx!
The return of the admin.
I havent seen her.
The admin!

[femme_fatale]

lol
the admin
you haven't seen her?
i didn't know that she still came on!

heh... no offence...

[Thaxul]

Me neither!

[femme_fatale]

lol... so...
well - this forum is proof then that the great addy still exists?
ok... i'll shut up now... my big gob's gonna get me into trouble, i know...
jk - about everything... i think...

[Thaxul]

You shutting up? Thats the best news I have heard all day!

[femme_fatale]

THANKS! *spell's broken while femme goes over to thax, invisible or not, and kicks him straight in the crown jewels - for a boy!*
haha! THAT was the best news i've DONE all day!
doesn't make sense, i know, but never mind! :p:o

[Thaxul]

*holding his crown jewels, and kneeling on the ground*
*gasping*It doesnt make any sense at all, do you ever?

[femme_fatale]

of course not :D
that's what i love - not making sense, though sometimes...
it gets very confusing! lol
like when me and my friends go:
"Do you agree to disagree to agree to disagree because you disagreed to agree in the first place, which is a disagreement so we agree to disagree because you wouldn't agree with me, so we disagree,"
we practically repeat everything over nd over again, but strangely enough, it makes sense lol
or is it just me? :D

[Thaxul]

I think I can speak for everyone and say, ;yes, its just you and your friends!'

[femme_fatale]

lol
yay! :D
confusing, huh?

[Thaxul]

confusing..................random................. ......difficult!

Thats you in 3 words!

[night]

Originally posted by femme_fatale
of course not :D
that's what i love - not making sense, though sometimes...
it gets very confusing! lol
like when me and my friends go:
"Do you agree to disagree to agree to disagree because you disagreed to agree in the first place, which is a disagreement so we agree to disagree because you wouldn't agree with me, so we disagree,"
we practically repeat everything over nd over again, but strangely enough, it makes sense lol
or is it just me? :D

i agree

[Thaxul]

to what? femme being confusing?

[night]

i dont know im just argeeing.

[Thaxul]

oh!

lol...:D

[femme_fatale]

lol
yea... i think it's safest to just agree!
or is it? :p

yup - me in three words, but there should be a fourth thax -
CHOCOLATE!
how could you forget?

[night]

he didnt forget you ate it off his post....

[femme_fatale]

lol... of course :D
chocolate... net chocy ain't that good cause there's no substance! :p

[night]

what about choc ices.

[femme_fatale]

mmm... melt too quickly lol
especially when under hot desert heat... heh heh...
not the best place for lollies :D

[night]

desert(course) or desert(sandy)?

[femme_fatale]

lol
no place for choc ices!
what about the north pole?
*tries to bite into choc ice which is as hard as rock*
ah... maybe not...

[night]

try scotland.

[femme_fatale]

mmm... ok - tries all countries one by one
lol - around the world in - uh, no seconds?

[night]

try the choc palace...

[femme_fatale]

heh - of course!
*smacks hand unto head*
why didn't i think of that? lol

[Thaxul]

Dunno, you just arent that smart!

[Mysty]

Originally posted by night
try the choc palace...

white chocolate palace and cookies^^

[Moonstone]

MMMMMMMMMMMCHOCOLATE

[Thaxul]

I knew he would do that!

[Moonstone]

who me p.s wonder how ben is doing lol

[Mysty]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... WHITE CHOCOLATE AND COOKIES^^

[Moonstone]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mysty

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Moonstone
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mysty

you sayin you wanna eat me?

[Shadow]

ok do i wanna even no where that convos going?

[Moonstone]

WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT MYSTY UR SHOULD WIN THAT INSANE AWARD LOL

[Mysty]

i aint on the list... or am i... can't remember... but people are gonna get the wrong idea if ya go around sayin "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mysty"

get the idea?XDXDXD LOL!!!

[Moonstone]

lol wonder how bens doing lol

[Thaxul]

his names not ben!

[Moonstone]

yeah it is

[Mysty]

erm... whose ben?

[Shadow]

ur on the list mysty and ur also rite especially given the minds of certain individuals on here

[Art Wolf]

heh - as long as this doesnt degrad any furthur it can still recover the respecatbility the thread deserves ;)

Unless ofcourse you can shout 'Thems there fighting words!!'
:)

[Mysty]

ok...

"THEMS THERE FIGHTING WORDS"...

i don't get it???

[Thaxul]

The site degraded now!!!

dunno how though!

[Art Wolf]

Your in
<presentors voice>
FORUM COLLOSEUM
</presentors voice>

Now you can simply kill *shurgs*

[Thaxul]

Lets get ready to rrrruuuumble!!!!

[Mysty]

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Shadow]

*ominuos silence from the shadows eminates to indicate my presence*

[Thaxul]

BWAHAHAHAHA *cough* excuse me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mysty]

wud yuo like some cough medicine... *gives cough medicine*

[Thaxul]

Thanks, mysty, you really are nice!

[night]

here drink this
*gives him speical potion*

[Mysty]

does it make him pink, like it does to piros???

[night]

nah i wouldnt do that to thaxul

[Thaxul]

*looks at it bemused*

What is it?

[night]

its to help with your cough.:o

[Shadow]

probly makes u look like a blowfish

[Thaxul]

*tries it*

Hmmmmmm? *cough* *cough* *cough*

Help *cough* me *cough*! It made *cough* it much *cough* worse! *cough*

[femme_fatale]

lol
*pats thaxul HARD on the bac*
there, better? :D

[Thaxul]

*cough*:o

yes actually!:D thanks!

[femme_fatale]

lol
anytime
*has knuckle duster for next time*
always ready... :p

[Thaxul]

I dont think you'll need it!

[femme_fatale]

lol - well, always handy! :p

[Thaxul]

Ok....................*backs away out of convo*

[femme_fatale]

*drags thax back in*
not so quickly! :p

[Thaxul]

Eh............................................hi.. ...........................im feeling much better now...........................no need for the knuckle dusters!

[femme_fatale]

lol
sure? *wolfish grin*

[Thaxul]

Wolfish? are you going to eat me?

[femme_fatale]

*considers it*
well... now that you've mentioned it... i am kinda hungry...
*evil light flickers in eyes*
mmm...

[Thaxul]

eh....................bye *scarpers, and is gone*

[femme_fatale]

damn! oh well...
i'll just sit here and wait...

a few hours later...
*snore* :D

[night]

WAKE UP!
*against her ear*

[femme_fatale]

AH!
*instant reaction - yelps up and punches night under the chin*
WHAT?!
lol

[night]

*night rubbs his chin, then punches her back*
your sitting on a spider!

[femme_fatale]

AH!
punches night back as she leaps up
i hate spiders!

[night]

*catches femme*
you know the best way to beat a fear is to face it...
*turns her into a spider*
;)

[femme_fatale]

hm... don't quite feel the same... *goes green at the sight of self in the mirror*
*gulp - faints*
cripes...

[Thaxul]

Hey FEMME! Im back wher are you?

Ooh! a bug!
*stands on it and crushes it*

Ew! now its guts are stuck to my foot!

[night]

i never said she was a small spider......thaxul look behind you
*thaxul looks behing to see a fifty meter tall spider*

[Mysty]

i don't like spiders... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Thaxul]

Ew! a BIG bug!!!

*has big battle with it, like in lotr: return of the king, and injures it badly so it crawls into its hole and dies*

That was easy!

[femme_fatale]

thanks! :p
so... i'm dead again?
*evil laugh - but randomness regenerats her*
damn!
oh well :D

*smashes thaxul's head against edge of door*
that's for killing me! :p:o

[Thaxul]

Great! now my head has another dent in it!

[femme_fatale]

i didn't know that you were counting! :p

[Art Wolf]

Heh I think he couldnt help it :)

[Thaxul]

wel, when your bored you start to do things, that seem strange! lol

[Art Wolf]

Wondering what the bumps on your head mean? ;)

[Thaxul]

lol-im not sure!!!

[Shadow]

every1 check new rules, they should help avoid battles where sum1 refuses to admit defeat

[femme_fatale]

lol ok i.e. night you mean? :D :p jk
thaxul - *shakes head* can i add another bump? :p

[Shadow]

well wid these new rules he should b able to lose a fite

[femme_fatale]

yay! lol
i may now actually have a chance of beating him!

[Shadow]

u just need an unbiased ref lol

[femme_fatale]

lol
nah - a bias one would be nice... if they were bias in a good way for me! :p

[night]

shadow would need to be my ref as hes the only one as tough as me and could guess my reaction...

[femme_fatale]

hey! lol
i could give you a run for your money... i think... :confused: :o