Chocolate Palace

[night]

new battle ground.

(i get the feeling where going to need the reset button alot in here...femme)

rules of the field:
1; only chocolate clothes aload to be worn.
2; only choc weapons to be used.
3; No trying to melt peoples clothes off!
4; No trying to melt the palace.
5; Ignore the last two rules.
6; Ignore that last rule.

gaint choc palace and grounds, big choc limo out front.

[blackkite]

dont let femme in or she will eat us all....

[night]

were not made of choc, just the senery.

[Shamay]

So my spoon will have to be a chocolate spoon here? Nice, just not that practicle... must avoid femme at all costs...

[night]

hehehe chocolate spoon
ps did you like the rules?
:D

[Shamay]

Yes, although I was a tad confuddled for a while... Deffinately need to watch out for femme break the rules...

[night]

*night starts knawing a table top while they talk*
uisb...v...nui.....sbifb....isbf....iiufn.

[Shamay]

Alright then, chocolate clothes, Ill wear mint chocolate trousers and curly wurrley chain mail... :D My weapons shall be my chocolate spoon, and if I accidently eat it, my chocolate gloved fists...

Can I eat the walls? Or is that breaking the rules?

[night]

i shall use a lagre spear
*holds up long cadbury flake*

ps you mailbox is full!

[night]

hey aqua think femme will like this...:rolleyes:

[mimiru_rei]

i'm not saying that femme only thinks about one thing, but she does love her chocolate, so i'd guess she would lol

[night]

want to have a coco fight?

[mimiru_rei]

i've just looked at the rules, and i think i'll pass thanks (also don't feel like fighting right now, kinda in a blissed out mood - not sure why though)

[night]

whats a blissed out mood?

[mimiru_rei]

i was saying in other words, i'm very relaxed right now.

[night]

okay want some choc?
*hands her my staff*

[mimiru_rei]

okay thanks night.

[night]

*takes bite out of choc limo*
this is good

[Shadow]

just curiously wat about techniques, they have choclate effects i take it?, and for this realm i will use only one weapon, the deadly death by chocolate gateau, so chocolaty even femme will have trouble finishin a doulbe serving(which is the record amount i 've survived-due only to the lack of ne remainin)

[night]

my new power will come in handy two; toilet paper hostage.
ive stollen all the toilet rolls! none left.

[Thaxul]

*walks in.......looks around........sits down and starts munching on the trees*

mmmmmmmmmmm, chocolate!

[night]

having fun...

[Thaxul]

you betcha................

*throws chunk of chocolate at night*

Join in!

[Moonstone]

ill eat u all mmmmmmmmmmmmmmchocolate clothes

[Thaxul]

You wont eat US, only our clothes!

Now we're naked!

[night]

*i put on a spare, then get out of the way of people trying to eat clothes*
nananana, your a big choc bananana!
*stands on tower of choc palace.*

[Moonstone]

i will eat the palace

[night]

go right ahead....

[Moonstone]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[Thaxul]

Hey Im still naked!!

Moonstone, stop staring!

[Moonstone]

wha thats hogso u must still be drunk

[Thaxul]

Ok, hogso, stop staring!!!

*stands proudly*

[Moonstone]

NOW THATS JUST SICK *MOONSTONE RUSHES TO THE TOILET TO E SICK*

[Thaxul]

Ill go get some cloths on, hogso wont stop staring!

*puts on chocolate clothes, looks around to see if femme is around, then steps out*
Phew!

[Moonstone]

MMMMMMMMMMMMM CHOCOLAATE *BURP*

[Thaxul]

Dont eat my clothes unless you wanna see me naked again!!

*grabs chocolate version of glamdring and starts to swing at moonstone*

[Moonstone]

hits monnstone in the mouth and he eats it yum

[Thaxul]

Hey, leave me some!!!!

*summons boiling chocolate and throws it at moonstone*

[Moonstone]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmouchhhhhhhhhhh thats hot but nice

[Thaxul]

*moonstone is badly scalded, but he seems to enjoy it*

do you have a pain fetish?

[Moonstone]

moonstone goes into a trance *chocolate chocolate mmmmm yum*

[Thaxul]

I guess you just have a chocolate fetish!

[Moonstone]

chocolate mmmmmmmmmm share with thaxul must share

[Thaxul]

..................................and a sharing fetish! You seem too happy to share your chocolate!!

*takes it politely but throws it away and takes a chunk out of the ground while moonstone isnt looking*

[Moonstone]

MMMMMMMMM HERE THAXUL DONE ALREADY HERESMORE

[Thaxul]

Thanks, I s'pose!!!

*just holds the chocolate, doesnt eat it*

[Moonstone]

hey that chocolate is delicious

[Thaxul]

Its melted by now!!

*thaxul washes his chocolate covered hand in the chocolate stream*

Oh...............that didnt work!

[Moonstone]

hey i will help i will use waterga

[Thaxul]

You can only use chocolate spells................*thaxul is soaked with chocolate*

Great, just great!

[Moonstone]

whoops *why dont u lick ur self clean it may be tasty*

[Thaxul]

*starts licking*

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, its good!

*continues licking*

[Moonstone]

beware of femme though

[Thaxul]

I might let her lick the chocolate off..................if she wants!

*continues to lick chocolate soaked clothes*

[Moonstone]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate

[Thaxul]

chocolate fetish.................................

[night]

would this be a good time to use my toilet paper power....

guess i should of mentiond all the choc was laced with laxitives....

[Thaxul]

WHAT!?

*runs to the loo as fast as the wind*

[night]

rember my power of toilet paper hostage!

[Thaxul]

what does it do?

[femme_fatale]

CHOCOLATE! *walks around eating every little piece she can get her hand on!*
THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE! MWAHAHAHA!
cheers night! :D

[Thaxul]

AAARRRGGGHHHH, Its has happened!
The thing that we were most afraid of happening in theis place has happened!

Femme has found it and is destroying everythin!

*femme eats thaxuls clothes*

Im naked again!!!

[femme_fatale]

lol
not exactly what i planned to have in mind... but anyway...
CHOCOLATE!
you guys know how addicted to the stuff i am! it was a sheer time bomb waiting to explode to do something like a CHOCY PALACE!
heh...
it sure drew me in quite nicely! :D

[Thaxul]

When you came, it blew up!

[femme_fatale]

lol
CHOCY SHOWER!
*tilts head back to enjoy the chocolate pieces*
my wildest dreams have come true!

it's raining chocolate!
yay!
:D

[Thaxul]

I think night made this thread just for you!

[femme_fatale]

that was what i was thinking! lol
hahaha... my heaven! *dreamy sigh*
touché!
:D
CHOCY! *delves around like crazy eating chocolate like a choco hoover* hehehe... :D

[Thaxul]

*watches femme eat all the chocolate*

night is attracted to this?

[femme_fatale]

attracted? who ever said anything about night being attracted?
ps. mmm... chocy :D :p
lol - what do you mean this?! *kicks thax once more in cj*

[Thaxul]

Well...........................hes obssessed! So, I guessed attracted!

[femme_fatale]

um... not with me, i don't think...
yes, he's tried to eat me and everything, but i think he was just hungery! lol :p

[Thaxul]

He's obsessed!
Face it! You got yourself an admirer!

[night]

did you tell her about the laxitives?

ps look around the bathroom theres no toilet paper ive got it all!
:D clever, huh?
:D

[Thaxul]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the laxatives!
I dont think you'll like her when all that comes out!

[night]

she might not get out ive got all the toilet paper remember!

[Thaxul]

I meant the chocolate!

[night]

what out the cho?
oh well shell porbalbly head straight for the loo anyway!

[femme_fatale]

heh heh... laxatives, eh?
no matter how many i eat, they simply don't effect me!
so - :p nananana!
lol - try another one

ps. admirer? yea, right

[night]

its a good job cause i think you ate the girls bathroom.....
ps i am your adrimerer.....arent i?

[femme_fatale]

lol
i ate the girl's bathroom?! oh dear! *throws up*
ps to your ps. i'm so chuffed! lol
you can be if you really want to be! :p

[night]

yey and yuk at the same time!

[femme_fatale]

hahaha! *smug grin*
anyway... i think i'll stay off of chocolate for awhile - so the arena's safe...
until i get the choc craving again! :p

[night]

*pushes reset button*
alls well...
thax is still in the loo....

[femme_fatale]

we didn't need to know that!
anyway - how do you know? been peeping? lol

[night]

i saw the trail of flames from when the laxitives kicked in!

[femme_fatale]

ugh! ewl!
laxatives... heh - thank goodness' they have no effect on me!

[Thaxul]

Hey dont press the reset butto..................

*thaxul gets flushed down the loo*

[femme_fatale]

lol
thaxul - i would save you, but i can't be bothered to get flushed!
sorry!

[night]

its okay hell just come out in the grounds "coco pops lake".

[femme_fatale]

lol... hm... now - i'm definitely sure i'll skip!

[Thaxul]

*thaxul comes out into the coco pops lake*
Mmmmmmmm, Ilove coco pops!
*starts swimming around, while eating*

[femme_fatale]

lol - your perfect place.but after you've been flushed from the loo?

[Thaxul]

It was just chocolate poo! tastes lovely, second hand chocolate!

[night]

its only called the cocopops lake there are no cocopops in it....
*shivers at what thxuls doing*
:eek:

[Thaxul]

oh, it is a chocolate lake?

[femme_fatale]

i feel sick
*faints*
heh - better then retching i suppose...

[night]

no thats the laxitive effect on people before you!

[Thaxul]

oh, meh..........................still takes nice!

[night]

*put fainted femme on liferaft, removes her clothes and pushed her out with out a paddle*
hehehe
:D ;) :p :cool:

[femme_fatale]

sicko! :p
ha - you didn't get everything!
*still has inner layer*
hahaha!
*runs away from choc palace*
heh... i will return for my revenge! *evil laugh*
*runs straight into tree*
ah...

[night]

your in the middle of the cocopops lake!

[femme_fatale]

so?
i wanna be out of the lake! there! :p

[night]

ill help you out, your no fun away out there
*throws her a rope*

[Thaxul]

*thaxul swimming in second hand food*

La-da-dee! La-da;dah!

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
*thaxul swimming in second hand food*

La-da-dee! La-da;dah!

isn't second hand food that nasty junk that they have in school kitchens???

[Thaxul]

Nope, its not that kind of second-hand food!

Im swimming in the other kind of second hand food!

[Mysty]

is that thrown up sicky food???

[Thaxul]

nope, think the other end!

[Mysty]

food from a bin?

[Thaxul]

Your not getting this are you?

[night]

unfortunately i am.....ew!

[Thaxul]

You knoew the story, you were there when i started swimming in the lake!

[night]

i know and femme just got out....
did mysty fall in the cocopops lake?

[Mysty]

fall in it??? i bet i'm eatin it with my ginormous fork... shit, spoon righteo now^^

[night]

ill give you a clue to what your eating. it was in your last post!
ps thaxul got flushed down the loo, hahahahaha.

[Thaxul]

It taste nice, dont it?

[night]

i suppose if all you had eaten was chocolate.....

[Thaxul]

Thats why i called it second hand chocolate, earlier in this thread!

[femme_fatale]

ugh... i feel ill!
*pulls a sick face* they should have a smilie for that...:( :eek: :confused:

[night]

:0~
will do!
*but to move on, pulls slug out of lake....*
:D

[femme_fatale]

oh - mank!
:0~ *disappears from choc palace*
i'm going back to my safe realm of bacardi! :p

[night]

thats next door!

[femme_fatale]

so? :p
it's still mine! lol
my own little getaway *heavenly sigh*

[night]

its a gaint bicardi bottle....

[femme_fatale]

no... i wouldn't want it that closed in! lol
i wouldn't be able to breathe either... half the time if it was totally full! :p

[night]

hey ill give you the power to breathe in bicardi!
:D

[femme_fatale]

lol
now that - would be awesome!
sure! lol

[night]

*gives femme a kiss*

[femme_fatale]

uh?
lol that was meant to? :rolleyes: :D :p ;)

[night]

*femme now has the power to breathe under water or in bicardi.*
there!
:D :p ;) :)

[femme_fatale]

lol
of course! i knew it all the time! :rolleyes:
(but with a kiss? oh well)
it could've been worse! lol
*jumps into bacardi bottle*
cheers night! *bubbles float to form the words, which surface and burst - immitating femme's voice*
cool!

[night]

*dives in after her*
weeeee.....

[femme_fatale]

oh! and i thought that bacardi would be all mine...
anyway
*disappears into arena:bubbley watermelon bacardi sanctuary thread*
i've found my home! :D

[Moonstone]

hahaha whatever

[Thaxul]

Is this a bottle of a bacardi breezer? or the vodka

[night]

its femmes so probalbly watermelon
*dives to the bottom then cuts a hole in the glass*
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*he says as he goes flying out...*

[Mysty]

ohhhhhhhhhh... watermelon... they're all big and juicy and yummy, less its out of date^^

[Thaxul]

Its fun to smash them with a mallot! some guy called gallagher does it! I saw it in the simpsons!

[femme_fatale]

lol
it's even more fun when you lob them at people! :p
*throws a watermelon at thaxul - smashes on his head*
oops...

[Mysty]

no... i like to swim in them, eat them... and kill them with knifes whilst wearin a scream mask(from hallowean^^)

[Thaxul]

REE-REE-REE-REE-REE etc.

you kno......from psycho?

[Mysty]

erm... no?

[Thaxul]

you know the film, "Psycho" with the shower stabbing!
and the music goes REE-REE-REE-REE-REE!

[Mysty]

oh yer... we did that in a performance called godspell at school... XDXDXD, it was hilarious^^

[femme_fatale]

lol
i think i'm the only one who hasn't done anything musical
apart from jack and the beanstalk in primary school! lol

[Thaxul]

i never did either!
i cant sing! or dance!

[femme_fatale]

aw...
it didn't half hurt though when you had to be the beanstalk and people trod on your back!
grr!

[night]

just think if you werent their then the fat kids would have nothing to stand on....

[femme_fatale]

you evil sod! :p
ow... my back.... think it's broken! :p

[night]

can you feel this
*touches her thigh*

[femme_fatale]

um... *pegs it*
yes!
my back ain't broken anymore! :p

[night]

then weare both happy
*until he realises femmes thighs not attached and its not him touching it, its one of the fat kids!*

[Thaxul]

*cough* OBSSESSED *cough*

[night]

*cough* no duh!
ps check out whats going in my sig

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
*cough* OBSSESSED *cough*

thats abad cough... you wana some medicine for that?

[night]

ta..that be good....

[Thaxul]

she was offering it to me! lol

sure, do you have some?

[femme_fatale]

lol
scary!
*runs away screaming for help* :D

[night]

*throws femme an inflatable policeman*
as the ad says when in need of help this office will never let you down....but he may be let down....

ps this product is not a real police office and provides you with absoloutly not protection from anything except a large inflatable poodle..

[Thaxul]

good ps there!

[femme_fatale]

lol
i feel really safe! :rolleyes:

[night]

*hands her a pin*
a least now your safe from him.

[femme_fatale]

lol
*pokes both policeman and night*
damn... you didn't deflate! :p

[night]

*two second later the policeman goes flying around like a balloon*
raspberry!
*then night deflates*
lol
decoy!
*night pokes femme with pin*

[femme_fatale]

ow!
slowly shrinks...
damn...

[night]

*night starts trying to blow femme back up*

[femme_fatale]

*femme is so deflated that the wind carries her away with a gentle gust*
whee! this is fun! lol
*gets caught in a tree*
damn - this isn't so fun...

[night]

*night blows up the tree*

[Thaxul]

bye bye femme!

[femme_fatale]

*cough* not just yet! :p
*crawls out from tree ruins - back to normal*
ow...

[night]

*brach of tree falls on thaxuls head knocking him out*

[femme_fatale]

ow...
*tree catches femme's head*
ouch... not again...

[night]

*tree bounces of femme and hit night*
aow!

[femme_fatale]

lol
*night joins femme on the ground*
ha - company? :p

[night]

well nice view any way...

[femme_fatale]

lol - the only view i have is about the giant tree that's about to crush us both!
AH!
can't move...

[night]

*night uses kamayhameha and destroys the tree*

[femme_fatale]

mmm... now - i need to get up...

[night]

*uses femme to push himself up and falls over*

[femme_fatale]

*because femme had taken his legs out* :D

[night]

*night reattaches his legs*
removes femmes and licks them

[femme_fatale]

yikes! not this again! lol
*grabs back leg and beats night with it*
*evil laugh* sometimes good thigns CAN and WILL hurt :D

[night]

your the expert on nice thighs....

[Mysty]

XD...thigh expert...XDXDXD

*rolls around on the floor*

[night]

llol

[Mysty]

XDXDXD

*still rolls on the floor*

[night]

your thighs are nice mysty