barroom

[night]

we had such fun having a bar room brawl i thought i get it out of
art wolfs serious thread so just contine what you were doing

[night]

*femme throws him thaxuls head*
mon then (said is scary scotish drunk voice.)

[Mysty]

ur scottish?

[night]

yip

[Mysty]

i guess i'm english then^^

[night]

you mean you dont know?

[Mysty]

i do know... i think... i'm english... XD... wait, no, I'm mystyish^^ thats more likes it^^

[night]

yes...thats more like it.:(
oh well
*hit mysty with thaxuls leg.*

[Hogso]

*Hogso uses a molotov cocktail - made up of only the best lemon sherbert and deodrant money can buy* :D

[Art Wolf]

Heh
*art wolf hits Hogso with a falming brand exploding the cocktail in his hands covering everyone with flame and some of Hogso's arm*

:)

[night]

*night sets thaxuls leg on fire then starts beating hogso with it*
:D

[Page]

A BAR room brawl you say?
*Page runs in, dives behind the bar, grabs a bottle of whisky, then runs back out the door*

[Art Wolf]

*wonders if the rat posion had already been administered*
Its a dirty bar room brawl :)

[night]

*doors one way you can only get in so page ends up walking
straight into the door.*

[Page]

It's a good thing that i'm used to walking into doors. :D
*finds a chair to sit down on and starts drinking whisky*

[night]

i cant believe your drinking the spiked whiskey!
*starts beating up art with the flaming leg,
by christ its getting hot*

[Page]

*Page starts to feel unwell, and collapses on the floor*

[night]

*night stands on page by accident, falls over*

[Page]

*Page grabs the flaming leg from Night and gets ready to hit him with it. Then he realises that he's covered with whisky, and accidently sets him self on fire*

[Hogso]

*Hogso picks up a fire extinguisher...and slaps night and Page around with it*

[night]

*then night throws thaxuls leg at hogso who ducks
the leg lands in the bar, setting it on fire.*

[night]

*the bar exploads*
boom

[Thaxul]

STOP THROWING MY LEG AROUND!!!!!!

*legless thaxul, (literally), crawls in with one leg in hand and tries to rescue his other leg in the fire*

[night]

*the bar exploads again*
ping

[Thaxul]

Hey! The explosion welded my legs back on!!!!

*grabs flame thrower and blasts night to ashes and sends him to hell*

[Shamay]

What have you done!!!? All the presious alcohol! You blew it up! Dang you! Dang you all! *Gets hit with flamming bottles of vodka, goes out like a light, and then catches fire*

[Thaxul]

Hehe! shamay burns really quickly!!!

*kicks shamays flaming corpse but leg catches on fire too. Hops around trying to put out the flaming leg*

ah..............ooh...............uh.............. .ah...............ow....................!!!!!!!

[Moonstone]

THEN
MOONSTONE COMES

[Moonstone]

AND DESTROYS EVERYTHING

[night]

*Night comes back form hell and this time hes going to kill everyone properly.
snaps moonstones neck with one grab while
stuffing thaxuls mouth on the nozzle of flame thrower
pulling the trigger*:mad:

[Shamay]

I get the feeling we're going to burn, alot...
*Shamay carries on writhing in agony, screeming and burning*

[night]

night walks out the hole in the wall, where the bar used to be.

[Page]

*Page wakes up on the ground after being thrown out of the bar by the explosions. He looks at the destruction, shrugs his shoulders and then goes to find another bar*

[Shamay]

*Shamay kind of wiggles to a new bar, where they hopefully serve water* Im still on fire! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!

[night]

we're moving inside hogsos skull now.

[Page]

Do they have whisky there?

[night]

if not you could always go to the mouth for a drink.

[Shamay]

Yum, second hand whisky

[Hogso]

The only Whisky I drink is JD - so you better not be fussy!!

[night]

you could alway just mix a drink of jd with some other things
that way every one gets what they want.

[Shamay]

Last edited by Hogso on 01/01/0001 at 25:00
What the heck?! How did you manage that Hogso?
And Im not fussy, just hurry up and drink! lol

[Page]

I'm not too fussy, it's all good. Though I still have issues with drinking something that's been in another persons mouth....

[night]

id like some dog wee please.

[Thaxul]

You just want hogso to drink dog wee!!

[Hogso]

Originally posted by Shamay
What the heck?! How did you manage that Hogso?
BWAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

And here we go then - some JD, Coke, Orange juice, Milk, Water and Carrot juice...plus more JD. and vodka. and that stuff you get at the top of yoghurts sometimes...

*mixes it up and drinks...*

MYE GWOD!!! THATS WONCKERFUL!! IM GONNI COPYREET IT!!! :d:d

[night]

Originally posted by Thaxul
You just want hogso to drink dog wee!!

yip im still in his head.

[femme_fatale]

lovely! what's hogso done that's so bad?! lol - heh, just wanna know for the record :D

[night]

now then back to brawling
*presses reset button*

[Shamay]

Does that mean Im not on fire anymore? And the bars in one piece?

[night]

yip.

[Shamay]

YAY!!!!
*dives behind bar and starts drinking tekilla (or however you spell it)* I want to be good and drunk before I get killed this time!!!

[night]

turns blacktite into a large bottle of beer and hands it to shammy...enjoy.

[Shamay]

I will! But could you stop calling me Shammy?

[night]

what about baby sham?

[Shamay]

Some how I think that ones worse...

[night]

but its a drink?
okay shambles, shamay, sham, sausage and ham, sugared nuts come on give me a clue!

[femme_fatale]

lol how about... Grandma sham? :p

[Shamay]

ARG! *smashes face into pc screen* Please make all the bad people go away...

[femme_fatale]

lol - they will be gone now if you can't see the screen cause you've smashed into it! :p
heh - i have TWO grandmas now! hogso and shamay! :D

[night]

k make blacktite leave.

[femme_fatale]

*sighs softly* i see you've made another friend night? (sarcastic voice) *shakes head*

[night]

*before he leaves turns blacktite into chocolate with strawberry cream filling*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by night
*before he leaves turns blacktite into chocolate with strawberry cream filling*

*aqua eats all of chocolate blackkite in 3 mouthfulls*

[night]

man either blacktite is small, or youve got a big mouth.
i think its blacktite...

[Page]

I don't really think that it's at all polite to eat chocolate that was previously a person. :p

[mimiru_rei]

i was really hungry

my bad, also they can't spell my name right either in their signature!

[night]

its okay if they really want to come back i can always do this
*turns page into blacktite*

[Page]

Hey! I liked being Page! Turn me back!

[mimiru_rei]

also i am sure it is double k in blackkite

[night]

im doing blacktite on purpose!
*turns page into aqua, then aqua into page*

[mimiru_rei]

*then aqua who is page, turns on night, and uses hidden knuckle duster once again*

[Page]

*And Page who is aqua (I think?) uses a sword to cut off some of Night's unecassary body parts. Like his legs.*

[mimiru_rei]

hey sensei page, you better not get any ideas while you are me! lol

[night]

i knew that confuse you....hehehe
aqua was still aqua, aqua i turn was the page i turned back into page.

ps heals up the tuns page into strawberry chocolate!

[Page]

Oh teacakes. *looks over at aqua*
Don't eat me!

[mimiru_rei]

you maybe my sensei, but food comes first, sorry.
*aqua devours sensei in 5.43 seconds* yum

[night]

*claps then turns the bar into a toilet*

[Page]

*The ghost of Page appears*
Y'know, i'm feeling slightly annoyed right about now.
*glares at aqua*

[mimiru_rei]

sorry sensei,
*aqua glares right back at sensei*
*aqua offers sensei advice to go into the light to pass over*

[blackkite]

I HAVE A FAN CLUB!!!!!!

[Page]

I'm not going to pass over, I have unfinished business. In other words, i'm going to haunt you until I drive you mad! Or until I get bored.

[mimiru_rei]

you know you don't count in your own fan club, lol

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Page
I'm not going to pass over, I have unfinished business. In other words, i'm going to haunt you until I drive you mad! Or until I get bored.

i'm already mad, so what are you going to do now?

[blackkite]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
you know you don't count in your own fan club, lol

Im famous of course i count in my own fan club , Wait am i famous?

[mimiru_rei]

so who is in your fan club then?

also i want you to change my name in your signature, my name does not start with a captial A, also it just doesn't look very good. so i would really appreciate it if you would please?

[blackkite]

well on the last 2 page's my name was mentioned alot so thats my fan club...:o

[mimiru_rei]

well that doesn't mean anything really (and thats putting it nicely lol)

[Shamay]

Originally posted by night
*claps then turns the bar into a toilet*
Does that mean Im now drink a slightly yellowish liquid out of a toilet? Its a good job Im drunk is all I can think of to say...

[Page]

It's best not to think about it Shamay.

i'm already mad, so what are you going to do now?

Well I was considering possessing your body and making you throw yourself off a cliff, but i'm too nice to do that.
So I guess i'll just sit around watching anime and playing videogames all day.

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Page
It's best not to think about it Shamay.



Well I was considering possessing your body and making you throw yourself off a cliff, but i'm too nice to do that.
So I guess i'll just sit around watching anime and playing videogames all day.

i think i'll join you it sounds like fun,
*aqua ponders how a ghost plays games, if they can't pick up a controller*

[Shamay]

Ah, the afterlife, where you don't have to pay for anime or games!

[Shamay]

Page, are you actually making 1000 paper cranes, or is it just a bit on your signiture?

[Page]

And I don't have to stop in order to sleep, eat or do other unecessary stuff.
Picking up the controller shouldn't be a problem if i'm a poltergeist. *picks up a brick and throws it at Night*
See?

[mimiru_rei]

okay, see your point page!

[Page]

Originally posted by Shamay
Page, are you actually making 1000 paper cranes, or is it just a bit on your signiture?

Yeah, but progress is a bit slow. ^^

[Shamay]

Im not surprised! Ive never tried folding a paper crane, but Im sure it requires concentration, something that would usually get sweeped up in conversation...

[Page]

It's not that difficult really. And to be honest i'm not very good at making them - but hey, it's the though that counts!

[Shamay]

lol, Im sure you make great paper cranes, and if not, them im sure they'll make great paper planes! lol

[Page]

No, they tend to just fall to the ground if I try throwing them. lol

[blackkite]

hey!, paper cranes are easy, compared to ORIGAMI BOULDERS

[mimiru_rei]

origami bolders isn't that screwing up a piece of paper into a ball shape lol

[Moonstone]

hey im back so what ar we talking about

[blackkite]

wanna know how [click here] to make origami boulders? (http://www.origamiboulder.com)

hey, view this at night in the dark only, when theres noone around...click here (www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/subliminal.php)

[night]

you are sick and freaky!
and so that link, i could hear anything could my spearer where off,
i turn them and i get stupid f*ing screamming in a super loud voice...
now if youll excuse me i must go change my underwear....
:( :mad: :eek: :eek:

[femme_fatale]

lol
heh... my sound's busted :p
i can't believe it - night scared! oh dear! lol

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by aqua_scizor
origami bolders isn't that screwing up a piece of paper into a ball shape lol

so i was right all along lol

[femme_fatale]

lol - yea, i think you were aqua
anyway... i love having 'origami ball' fights in the class...
it's quite interesting especially if one 'accidentally' hits the teacher! lol

[mimiru_rei]

its nice to know that the next generation are using their time at school so usefully lol

[femme_fatale]

lol
i do concentrate... sometimes... :D
anyway... leave the future to me... it'll be safe promise...
*fingers crossed behind back* lol :rolleyes:
heh heh - in a way...

[night]

paper areoplanes are fun, i threw on out my freinds flat and it flew right on to the motorway.
:D

[femme_fatale]

oh dear! not even i am that bad!
my 'fun' is just constricted to the classroom
*evil laugh*

[night]

yeah right!
;)

[femme_fatale]

hahahaha....
damn - i got found out...

[night]

ive been wanting to try turning an entire footbal pitch into chocolate but i cant find one...

[femme_fatale]

lol - try wembley arena! :p
mmm... *licks lips as she can 'see it all now'* lol

[blackkite]

you'll probably think im choccie next...uhoh

[femme_fatale]

heh heh... i wasn't thinking about that bkite]
but now that you've suggested it...
*corners bkite*
night! i want this one! lol

[night]

*throw black kite out the new door in the wall*

[femme_fatale]

ok...
how about turning him into choco -
*looks at watch* right about now? lol

[night]

*turns blacktite into large olipic size choc stadium*
i call it "choc stadium"!
:D

[femme_fatale]

lol
and i call it gone!
*demolishes entire stadium by eating it*
ah... *pats gigantic stomach*
much better :p

[night]

*femme farts*
aaah!
*everyone in the bar passes out!*
:o

[femme_fatale]

hahaha! now i can help myself to the drinks
if there's any left!
newly thinned from 'air excretion' lol
femme helps herself to drinks! :p

[night]

which all taste funny

[femme_fatale]

damn - i knew i shouldn't have had tequila sunrise with salt!
:p
*staggers momentarily*

[night]

drunk again!
*does same as befrore put her to bed, removes moonstone, leaves...*

[femme_fatale]

lol- - getting to be a habit, eh?
:p
*snores like a log, not that logs snore, but anyway!*

[night]

i wont turn you into a log this time!
night, night.
uses psy power to enter her dream.

[femme_fatale]

dreams of...

CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
RONALDO! RONALDO! RONALDO!

heh hehe...

and...
SARDINES!

[night]

*turns ronaldo and sardines into choc*
;)

[femme_fatale]

lol... chocolate... ronaldo...
i... don't think i can resist... temptation...
*crawls to it*
mmm... lol
*but resists* i prefer him as he is! :p
*but eats chocolate and choclicofied sardines though!*

[night]

*night floats over to her*
hey!
*when shes not looking makes ronaldos head smaller*
(like shrunken head)

[femme_fatale]

damn! *reverts head back to normal*
ha - you're not the only one who can play with sizes! :p

[night]

*makes ranaldos head expload.*
pop!:p

[femme_fatale]

damn! *reverses time to reflect spell unto night*
BOOM!
hahaha!
i don't care if mine explodes, what lost will there be? :p
pick on ronny again - and i'll just do the same, it is the right of my randomness to be the time turner! :p

[night]

*night rejeerats then cuts off ronaldos head and sticks it in femmes pants.*

[femme_fatale]

hm... ok... scary... but yet strangely... weird... :p
relieves herself of her pants to reveal further underlay of trousers and revives ronaldo - getting him the hell outta the scene so that he'd be safe lol
before relieved night of HIS head and shoving it down HIS pants

nice view? lol :p

[night]

yeeeah!since i just teleported my head into your pants
*muffled voice coming from her pants*

[Xias]

*Stares in disgust*
night you pervert! Get.Out.Of.There!
*Kicks the bulge in femme-fatale's pants and night's head flys over Big Ben*
Sorry for entering your dream femme-fatale, but i'm stalking night at the moment. You see, the voices in my head told me his brain was the exact replica of a water melon so I had to see if I could crack open his head and feast on the water-melony goodness. mmmmmmm, night's water-melon brain....
*chases night's head frantically, which is now making the first solo-head flight over the north pole*

[night]

*nights body catches hear and reattaches it*
x that wasnt nice...

[femme_fatale]

Originally posted by Xias
*Stares in disgust*
night you pervert! Get.Out.Of.There!
*Kicks the bulge in femme-fatale's pants and night's head flys over Big Ben*
Sorry for entering your dream femme-fatale, but i'm stalking night at the moment. You see, the voices in my head told me his brain was the exact replica of a water melon so I had to see if I could crack open his head and feast on the water-melony goodness. mmmmmmm, night's water-melon brain....
*chases night's head frantically, which is now making the first solo-head flight over the north pole*
lol
thanks though xias - you seriously came in handy!
:D
go after him!
i'll help ya crack his head open! lol

[Shamay]

I only know one person more perverted than Night, and he wants to move to Japan because its aceptable to read hentai on trains! lol

[night]

it was worth getting kick.
and xias i think youve got the wrong person...
*turns shamays head into water melon.*
:p

[Shamay]

No, my head is not a water melon, it isnt, most deffinately isnt, no water melonness here, none at all, its just a regular head, its meant to be that colour...

[Moonstone]

hey night wanna FIGHT p.s why is no one online as often

[Hogso]

Originally posted by Moonstone
p.s why is no one online as often
Well, the sad truth is, the forum is dieing...if anyone doesn't know about this already, check out the ''This might be important thread'' in MAIN...

[night]

clear *ZAP!*
clear *ZAP!*

ps its the holidays in alot of places...

and moon, k.

[Moonstone]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i love this forum to plus its my first i hate all the other forums

[night]

there are other forums?
oh well
*kicks moon*

[Moonstone]

WANNA FIGHT NIGHT:p

[night]

want a fright night, moon?
:confused: :eek:

[Moonstone]

bring it

[Thaxul]

BOO................

[Moonstone]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :eek:

[night]

*kicks thaxul*
dont do that i thought it was femme....:eek:

[Xias]

Apologise to Thaxul now! If it was femme we'd have heard 'chocolate...' long before the BOO. Don't make me dislodge your head again!*lifts foot up threateningly*

[night]

*night detaches his head and hands it to xais*
you can have it (said by the now detatched head)
*a fountain of blood spurts out of my neck*
one thing dont push the red button! you cant handle it.....

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Xias
Apologise to Thaxul now! If it was femme we'd have heard 'chocolate...' long before the BOO. Don't make me dislodge your head again!*lifts foot up threateningly*

Thanks! moonstone wanted a fright! so................I gave him one!

[Moonstone]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooBOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:D

[Thaxul]

meh!

[night]

meh!
*said by headless body?*

[Moonstone]

meh

[Thaxul]

headless body?

Creeeepy!

[Moonstone]

hey it is night after all:rolleyes:

[Thaxul]

I could tell by his bulging............................muscles!

[Moonstone]

lol:D

[Moonstone]

heres a pic of night

[Thaxul]

What the hell is that? It looks so creepy!

[Moonstone]

it is u know how

[Thaxul]

What?

[Moonstone]

NIGHT! IT IS NIGHT!

[Thaxul]

He is one ugly little [insert bad word]!

[Moonstone]

lol

[Thaxul]

no offense night! just the picture of you is really bad!

[night]

MOONSTOOONE!
U R SO DEAD

*starts beating moonstone to a pulp, until hes dead.*
ha
*revives him then kills him again, he shoves his dead bodys head into blacktites arse before reviveing him!*

lol
im not going to post a pic of your head!

[femme_fatale]

lol
night - you and moonstone get on So well, don'tcha?
*sarcastically - of course* :D

[Moonstone]

lol

[Art Wolf]

lol - thats going to keep me up for awhile ;)

[Moonstone]

lol

[Thaxul]

Thats disturbing, but I think you wre right to do it! That picture was ugly!

[Art Wolf]

Note this is a FIGHTING forum :)

*decapitates night's ugly face and kicks it at Moonstone*

Buh bye again ;)

*fades from view*

[Thaxul]

*comes in, with ring on, so he's invisible and sits on the sideline and starts throwing rocks at the others*

[femme_fatale]

*femme nimbly dodges and disappears from view - an invisible spectator* :D

[Thaxul]

everyones invisible!

[femme_fatale]

of course! it's the only way to be safe
*bumps into someone* ow! damn...
i forgot that being safe also had some side effects...

[Art Wolf]

*jumps on Thaxul guessed by where the rocks where suddenly appearing in air from*

INVISIBLE PILE ON!!

[femme_fatale]

lol- i'll join in!
*but slips and totally falls over herself*
damn... now that i'm invisible... i can't see where my feet are!

[Thaxul]

How much do you weigh, art?

*pushes him off and runs to another random place*

[femme_fatale]

lol
*crouches unable to move*
i'm afraid i've lost my feet somewhere...
*searches for missing members*
where did i last leave them?

[Thaxul]

*while running randomnly, he trips over femmes missing feet*

FOUND THEM!

[femme_fatale]

lol
can i have them back?
if you can find me also? :p

[Thaxul]

sure!

*throws them over where femme was*

HEADS UP!

[femme_fatale]

ow!
*catches them but falls backwards, forgetting that they weren't reattached yet*
cheers!
*puts them on, but back to front, so stands - then trips*
i never was good at being a doctor... lol

[Thaxul]

.............................or a walker!!!!

[femme_fatale]

yup... too true lol
now... i need to get these on the right way!
anybody got a guide for sewing feet back on - properly? lol

[Thaxul]

I''l do it!! Im an expert, sorta!

*thaxul sews femmes feet to her arms, and her hands to her legs*

There! perfect!

[femme_fatale]

lol - brilliant, where's the reset button when you need it? :p

[Thaxul]

There is none! I think you look good that way!

[night]

but watch when you pick your nose.....
*nights head regrows*
hey PHEONIX, spirit form, UNITY!
*night units with pheonix and pulls out fire staff.*
*sewers art, moon, thaxul and femme all at once!*
byebye.
*takes femme off then pushs the rest off a cliff*

[Thaxul]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ............................................its never ending..............................aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa

[femme_fatale]

lol
ah... i'm safe... now - can i get back to normal, or do i need to get a doctor - that's better then thax and me put together? :p

[Moonstone]

lol

[femme_fatale]

don't just stand there! help!

actually - don't! if you're anything like thax and me - please - stay away! lol

[night]

heals femme.

[femme_fatale]

hehehe... back to my old self...
now... what to do first
*counts mental list in head*
1. chocolate
2. kill someone
3. uh... random option?

mmm...

[night]

*nights stand on edge of cliff and watches as the guys splat on the ground....*
lol

[femme_fatale]

your perfect entertainment huh?
fancy a free falling lesson?
*pushes both night and herself over*
yippee! lol
i think i've drank too much...

[night]

*night stand on side on the mountain*
really wish she wouldnt do that and rembers i can fly!
*night watches as she plumits to her doom*
should i help her?

[femme_fatale]

heh heh... plummeting to my doom - sounds fun!
now i'm definitely sure that i've drank too much!

[Thaxul]

revive me and I'll catch you! I swear!

[femme_fatale]

um... if i wasn't drunk i would...
heh - the wind's funny...
not in the sense that it stinks!
ooh... the ground looks magnified... it's coming to greet me!
aw... how sweet...

[Thaxul]

*femme gets smushed onto the ground beside thaxul*
So, how ya been?

[Moonstone]

THEN MOONSTONE PUSHES NIGHT OFF THE CLIFF *HEY thaxul hes all yours*

[femme_fatale]

fine lol *as spirit rises from body*
mmm... back to my fav spot again! :rolleyes:

[Thaxul]

*thaxul looks at femmes spirit*

Say hi to god for me!

[femme_fatale]

lol - can't! i got kicked out of the pearlies!
don't know why though...
i'm not THAT bad! :p

[night]

Originally posted by Moonstone
THEN MOONSTONE PUSHES NIGHT OFF THE CLIFF *HEY thaxul hes all yours*

femme already pushed me off i just started walking back up.
*revives femme and thaxul and moonstone*

[Moonstone]

hey i aint dead! *moonstone kicks night in the groin for wasting a revive*

[femme_fatale]

lol- even when people are trying to be nice, they still get kicked in the groin? *shakes head*

no way! don't you dare try kicking me!

[night]

i killed you when i pushed you thax and page off the cliff in the first place!

*kicks moonstone so hard in the groin that the edge of the cliff gives way and he falls to his death.*
SPLAT
*that was you hitting the ground moon*

[femme_fatale]

ok... backs away
all i wanted was a drink - but now a fullfledge fight's come about!
whoo!
i cheer for anyone!
*eats popcorn as she eases into comfy chair*
ah...

[Thaxul]

Just dont revive him again, who knows how hard he'll kick you next time!

ps. thankxs for reviving me!

[femme_fatale]

lol

[night]

no porbs
*throws thaxuls ring off the edge of the cliff*

[Thaxul]

Hey!

*summons an eagle to catch the ring, it catches it and gives it back to thaxul*

[night]

*throws twenty rings off the edge of cliff*

[Thaxul]

You can throw as many rings off the cliff that you like, I still have the ONE ring! and you aint getting it!

[night]

actually that ones fake
*the rings fall to the ground and a hobbit runs of with one....*

[Thaxul]

Its not a fake! Im invisible right now!

*looks into mirror and can see self*

Hey! *
Summons nazgúl, hops on it and chases the hobbit*

[Moonstone]

thaxul revive me and we will beat up night

[Thaxul]

I still have to get that stupid hobbit!

[Moonstone]

LET HIM GO ATTACK NIGHT

[Thaxul]

NO!!!!

*eventually catches the stupid hobbit, decapitates him and lets the nazgúl eat the rest of him*

Fine, but night isnt here! He went away!

[Moonstone]

keep ur nazgul on night watch lol

[Thaxul]

I'll keep all nine of them on night dutie, aswell as the ringwraiths!

[Shadow]

ok realisin that this is possibly my first post in here(strange cus it dont normaaly take me this long to get to the bar lol) i feel that releasin my horde zombie pygmies in here will create sum mad ass situations

[Thaxul]

Yeah they will, send them in!

[night]

you do realise that the one the hobbit got was fake..
and that those other 19 rings went floating out to sea.

ps since were near the sea....
Kalim spirit form!
UNITY!
into the staff...
*untites with kalim, staff becomes hammer*
check this out!
*jumps onto each of the ringwraiths dragons and knocks them out with one hit, all the wraiths go pullumiting into the sea and evaporate into nothing....*
pigmy smashing time!

[femme_fatale]

aw... save one of the zombie ones for me!

[night]

what zombies they're pigmies....

[femme_fatale]

zombie pygmy!
save one for me!

[night]

k...
im working on a pic of this, like the hogsos skull one...

[Thaxul]

FAKE!? Nazgúl, look for all the rings! and bring them all to me!!

[night]

whats a nazgul again?
anyway heres the pic....

[Thaxul]

thats kewl! well done mate!

nazgúl are the dragon things the ringwraiths ride on, after their horses got killed! you got them right in your pic!

[Moonstone]

why im i off the cliff NIGHT

[Mysty]

Originally posted by night
whats a nazgul again?
anyway heres the pic....

everyone knows what a nazgul is...

[Thaxul]

Originally posted by Moonstone
why im i off the cliff NIGHT

cos he pushed you off!

[Moonstone]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ultima *moonstone uses ultima on thaxul for saying the name of night moonstones sworn enemy*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Thaxul
cos he pushed you off!

HEY... THATS CRUEL^^