Pets, dog, cat or other?

[Thaxul]

Just wondering wat pet you guys have, let me know.

[Thaxul]

I have a dog, hes blak, and medium size.
We're havin him fixed wen we go on holidays, poor thing!

[Page]

I used to have a dog. He's gone now.... *eyes get all watery*

[night]

i had a cat. it's dead too. i trained him and was the only one he'd listen too.:D

[Thaxul]

cheer up page *hands him a tissue* you can get another one!

[night]

i voted other because of my imaginary pet dragon.

[Thaxul]

sounds cool

[night]

always fun to arrive at uni on the back of an imagenary dragon.
hah.:o

[Thaxul]

It must look really weird, you arriving on the back of nothing!!!!!

[night]

not as wierd as the people who are suddenly covered with dreul for no reason.

[Thaxul]

They'd probably just think it was raining!!!!!!!

[night]

yeah apart from it being smelly and sticky.
but the really weird people are those that look like theve been chew'd on.
although i have to applaude it for taking care of my lectureres.

[Thaxul]

That would be great if you didnt do your h/work and your lecturer is all like, "hey, why didnt you do your h/work"
and your all like, "I didnt want to do it"
and he's all like, " well, thats not a good enough excuse"
and you say, "get him!"
And then hes like, "AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH, IM BEING CHEWED BY AN IMAGINARY DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!"
That would be funny.

[night]

its also very handy for getting test answers.

[Thaxul]

you go up to the lecturer before the test, "Gimme the ans to the test"
And he says, "no"
and you say, "gimme them now or ill get my dragon after you!"
and he says, "wat dragon?"
and you say, "this one!!!"
and the dragon starts eating him, so then the lecturer says where the answers are, and you ace the test!

[night]

close enough. ps anyone looking to buy an imagenary pet dragon.
iv'e ran out of lec's and he's starting to look at me funny.:(

[Thaxul]

Ill pass, maybe the next one!

He might not even want to eat you, he may just find you sexually attractive!!! ;)

[night]

i don't know which is scarier, youv'e not seen the size of him....
:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Thaxul]

I cant see him, hes your imaginary pet!

[night]

i'll have him fly over your house, when the suns blocked out you know he's there.

[Hogso]

I used to have a rabbit called Bucky...I tried painting it green...

[Thaxul]

I'll wait for that so!

[night]

Originally posted by Hogso
I used to have a rabbit called Bucky...I tried painting it green...
what did you use?

[Thaxul]

Cos normal paint wudnt work!

[night]

i recomend aylic paint, definetly gives bunny a glossy coat.;)

[Thaxul]

And a poisoned death

[night]

has my dragon got there yet?

[Thaxul]

No, I can still see the sun! Maybe he got lost?:confused:

[night]

probably down the pub.:mad: again.

[Thaxul]

Damn drunkard!!!!!!!!

[night]

he goes there for the pies (probably the only one capable of eating them)

[Thaxul]

I like pie!

[night]

youre not a dragon are you?

[Thaxul]

No.

*murmurs*
I wish I was!

[night]

is he there yet???
:confused: :mad: :confused: :o :mad:

[Thaxul]

No, did you send him to the right place?

[night]

oooops....
i sent him to the land of the unicorns no wonder he's blody took so long he cant find them.

[Thaxul]

OOPs, how cud you make that mistake?

[night]

leprechauns, unicorns, easy mistake.

[Thaxul]

yeah, neither exist!

[night]

yeah not like huge imaginary dragons.

*knock,knock* goes to see who it is.
comes back chared

"gave him the right address this time!":cool:

[Art Wolf]

Heh Im a total dog person ^^

[Page]

Dogs, cats, rabbits, rocks - they're all good.

[night]

ehhh... rocks?

[Hogso]

I voted other...but Catz rule!!!!

[Page]

What's wrong with rocks?

[night]

nothing...if your another rock

[Page]

And this is coming from mr invisible dragon. :p

[night]

hes not invisible hes imaginary.:mad:

[femme_fatale]

this sounds cruel, but i can make a food chain out of the animals i have...
a hamster... a cat... and a dog
apart from that its kinda backwards in my house - cat rules the dog and the hamster's stuck somewhere in between! :D

[Thaxul]

thats good, a backwards food chain!

[femme_fatale]

lol - not if you get in the middle of it!

[Thaxul]

that wud be sore!!

[femme_fatale]

yes! my foot's still recovering from my cat's latest attack!
cat and dog met in the kitchen and stupidly i tried to separate them... lol - great huh?

[Thaxul]

silly you!!!!! How your foot?

[femme_fatale]

healing lol - but i have a long gash down it now, and a dog bit it a few years ago lol, looks like its havin a good time :D

[Thaxul]

wats your idea for a good time?

[femme_fatale]

um... not getting in the way of my cat and dog and surviving the night?

[Thaxul]

that sounds like a good time to me!

[femme_fatale]

it's brilliant, but difficult to achieve! lol
urs?

[Thaxul]

my idea of a good time?
playing ps2 or pc.

[femme_fatale]

lol - that's an added bonus for me when my pets ain't at each other's throats! lol

[Thaxul]

lol
:D

[femme_fatale]

:D lovely

[night]

my dragon there yet? ive not seen him scince yesterday.

[Thaxul]

Well, the sun dissappeared for hours yesterday!!!

But I think that was just night-time! Cant be sure though!!!

[Mysty]

i got two cats at my mothers house, and two at my dads + a bird^^

[femme_fatale]

whoa lol - must be a handful!

[Thaxul]

Do your cats ever go for the bird? You know, like silvester goes after tweety!

[night]

my dragons back he's still a bit miffed that i sent him to the wrong place.

ps. he says you look sweet when your sleep. (i don't think hes talking about your looks!)

[Thaxul]

Id better sleep with 1 eye open then huh?
Keep him chained up every night, will ya?

[night]

sure if i can find an imaginary chain he won't break out of.

*ruffles around in closet* this one will do he hasn't broken out of this one in at least a couple of years.

;) :rolleyes: :eek: ;) :p

[femme_fatale]

jsut a couple lol?
why not eternity?

[night]

because him i want him to fear the dragon.:rolleyes:

[femme_fatale]

i dont fear dragons lol
anyone of them comes up 2 me i'll pet it or scare it away :D
don't comment

[night]

wanna meet mine?

[femme_fatale]

lol that'd be fun :D
i've got a dragon too :D
it's called my mother - hey, don't kill me, it's her nickname :D she doesn't mind lol

[night]

right
*goes to talk to dragon being careful to give right address*

he'll be there tommorow.

[femme_fatale]

great i'll be expecting him with cutlery :D
and a nice - gigantic plate

[night]

your not going to try to eat my imaginary dragon are you?
there not very filling.

[femme_fatale]

well... it'll be different lol

[night]

my poor dragon.

[femme_fatale]

lol
well at least its gone to a good purpose:D
dont comment!

[night]

yeah just wait till it comes out the other end. man. id hate to be in that toilet bowl.

[femme_fatale]

lovely lol
well... anyway... :D

[night]

you might want to take a couple of gaviscon now.

[femme_fatale]

and andrews by the sounds of it!
and whatever else i can find! lol

[night]

eating a dragon is bound to give you heart burn.

[femme_fatale]

i bet lol
wonder why? :D

[night]

lol - my first time saying lol
ps what does it mean?

[femme_fatale]

lots of laughs or laugh out loud
:D

[night]

or lots of love
or lost old lady
or loaded on lorry
or licked off lap

[femme_fatale]

ok... well anyway...
:D

[Art Wolf]

Originally posted by night
or lots of love
or lost old lady
or loaded on lorry
or licked off lap

Put it in context and hopefully youll come up with the right one ;)

[Hogso]

Might get flamed for this...but, meh:

Licks Only Lesbians

LOL!! :D

[Thaxul]

Thats interesting!!!

The most interesting lol Ive ever heard !!!!
LOL-use wahtever meaning you want

[femme_fatale]

yea...
luckiest oldest lady... that could be another lol

[night]

what animes this from "dude, i rock"?

[Thaxul]

I think I sed that once or twice, cos...........well, Its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dunno wat anime its from!

[femme_fatale]

um... i dont know a lot of animes...

[night]

take a guess, its a robot show.

[femme_fatale]

gundam wing or big o?

[night]

there mecha shows.

[femme_fatale]

um... so? lol - they're robots now! :D

[night]

mechs have piolets.
robots dont.

[femme_fatale]

so? lol

[Thaxul]

Hey night, where the hell is your dragon?
He was s'posed to be here 2 days ago!!!

[femme_fatale]

um... Thaxul - i kinda ate him :D :p

[Thaxul]

What!?

Oh, well now he cant eat me!!!!!!!!

[Art Wolf]

Originally posted by night
what animes this from "dude, i rock"?

anime...robots....gak! :)

Heh transformers? ;)

[Art Wolf]

Originally posted by femme_fatale
um... Thaxul - i kinda ate him :D :p

Tasty?

[Thaxul]

I'd always guess that dragon is kinda gamey!!!!!!

[night]

you never know thaxul you still might not be safe,
i mean wait till it passses out the other end and it comes after you.
oh well at least youll be able to smell it coming.
:D ;) :p :rolleyes:

[Thaxul]

thats sick!
But at least Ill know when it comes!!!

Wait..........................*sniffs air*

No, that was just me!!!! :p

[Art Wolf]

Eww.....

*goes to wash hands after being on this forum*

Hoefully the mods will implement some sort of decency code sometime ;)

[Thaxul]

Yeah, protect us from those sickos out there!!!!!!

[night]

and in here:D . thaxul...

[Thaxul]

Wha..............? Me? Im not a sicko!

[night]

and who started licking femmes seat?:o

[Thaxul]

I didnt lick her seat, I meant sweat!

[Seraph]

and thats supposed to help ur argument?

[Thaxul]

Well, night said it tasted nice! So, I tried it!

[Seraph]

and if he asked you to jump off a biulding?

[Thaxul]

I would say no, I only tasted her sweat to see if it did taste nice..............................jumping off a building? I know thats not good!

[Seraph]

oh thats good to hear, i was just checking :)

[Moonstone]

u licked femmes sweat yukyukyuk and u call night sick lol

[femme_fatale]

oh guys that's disgusting!
)and i havent even tried it myself*spbs* lol(
now can we change the subject AWAy from ME?!!
:p