man on picnic

[night]

ages ago, me and my pal were in uni when we discided to go for lunch.
so we had our lunch and my pals girlfriend turns up.(fresh from an exam)
now the way the lunch place is set out on the inside a circle of
buildings almost, and around the center was places for lectures
to park but right is the middle is a grass roundabout there on the grass.

was a guy eating sandwiches from his rucksack and reading a book.
we had a clear veiw so as stress relief for his girlfreind my pal and i started
to think of stupid ways for him to die.

so this i now pass on to you enjoy. we had great fun watching him
act normal as we imagened him sinking into the earth unawares.
or being killed by a low flying toilet seat.

[Thaxul]

great way to spend your time in uni, my good man!!

lol

[night]

come on isn't anyone going to kill him....
please....
i've ran out of good ones on the day.

[Thaxul]

Oh, sorry. I didnt know wat we were supposed to be doing.

OK, here's one:
He's sitting there minding his own busines, when the gods come down. They say that he is blasphemis and they start smiting him with all their god powers. I mean all the gods from Greek, Roman, Egyptian and Norse myhtology. Then the swallows swallows him up, burps, and he is flown into the pacific ocean and he drowns, where his remains are eaten by the sharks in that area!!!!!! :D

[night]

done already

[Thaxul]

you've prob done them all!

[night]

well it was a very boring day

[night]

here another an earth shark starts dorciling round him unnoticed then, it eats his rucksack confused he gets up just narrowingly avoiding getting eaten.
next he bends over examining the spot where his bag was again just misses getting eaten.
he turns round to find the shark standing on it's tail saying "to heck with that"
he finally procededs to eat the man. it sits down and starts reading his book.

[femme_fatale]

um... this is gonna be strange, but have you thought of his head possibly getting stuck inside of a watermelon and then being smaashed by an axe?

[Thaxul]

great imagination night! femme, very simple but good!

[femme_fatale]

lol - well, i had to try, y'know how weird i can be lol
what about you thaxul - got anymore ideas? i'm still thinking :D

[Thaxul]

3 ninjas come up from behind him, throw death stars at him to stick him to a tree,
while stuck, the ninjas take out there swords and hack him to bits!!!!!!!

[femme_fatale]

lovely... uh... how about - a rabid dog comes up behind him, bitten from someone in Forbidden Siren, who turns into a Shibito, bites him, he too becomes a living dead, then along comes a priest and exorcises him to oblivion?

far fetched... i know - but hey :D

[Thaxul]

Thats a cool one.

[femme_fatale]

lol - have you ever played forbidden siren?

[Thaxul]

no, how abotu this:
an escaped phsycho from the insane asylum, charges at him, screaming and firing randomly with a shotgun. He misses everyone except the picnicer, who is now headless.
:D

[femme_fatale]

ok
a cannonball mad lunatic escapes from an overcrowded asylum - splits himself in half somehow via cannonball - comes back as a ghost, haunts the man - making him commit suicide?

far out - i know... but hey...

[Thaxul]

thats you!!!

[femme_fatale]

thanks!!!!

[Shamay]

Someone comes along behind him, and spins the roundabout he;s sitting on so fast he's left as a large red splodge on the floor infront of it...

[Hogso]

The lunch he's eating...has been poisoned with a very rare and evil fruit, causing his face to implode into his butt-ocks!!!!

[night]

okayyyy:rolleyes:

you lot are sick! keep them coming:D

heres one we did. that guy was sitting there all of a sudden he farts
makeing him soar into the air, once up there a plane passes by and hes
sucked in and choped up. he falls back to the groung in shreds.
were the janitor scoops him up and walks away.

[femme_fatale]

lol - you complain, but yet you love them :D

[Thaxul]

Do you know this guy?

How about this:
A helicopter gets shot down by terrorists, and lands on him, the blades are still goin, so he gets chopped up and his body parts splatter on everyone around him!!!!

[night]

i had an areil falling off the roof and landed behind him.
when he stood up his jumper got caught,
then it moved suspending him in mid air,
crying his eyes out...

we came back the next morning their was only a skeloten
nobody knew what happened.

[Thaxul]

Maybe ravid dogs came and ate his skin and organs!

[night]

it's just that the next day i noticed my lecturer was fatter.

[Thaxul]

I thought your dragon ate your lecturers?

[night]

he does but after him, he was full.

[femme_fatale]

i thought dragons were always hungry?

[night]

yeah but this guy was already fat.
ps he's imaginary they get full.

[femme_fatale]

ok... so how about someone gives him a trim?
with an axe... and a machine gun- and a bow and arrow,a nd then feeds them to their animals?
or would the animals get sick?

[night]

dont know im not a vet?:confused:

[femme_fatale]

lol
oh well... we'll skip the animal feeding in case they do get ill! :D

[night]

okay one of mine.
his head suddenly sweels up like a balloon and exploads.
leaving brains and blood everywhere.

[Thaxul]

Or:

hes sitting there minding his own business, when a skydiving
group, land on him and crush him into a fine paste!

[femme_fatale]

lovely... um... how about someone plants a mine beneath him, blows him up sky high where he's suddenly eaten by a bunch of gore crows that havent fed for like zillions and zillions of years?

[night]

nice:cool:

[femme_fatale]

lol - jsut reading sabriel and lirael, ever heard of them?

[night]

there the books that look like the exact same covers as firesong, and wingsinger.

[femme_fatale]

um... think so :)

[night]

are they any good?

[femme_fatale]

yup - well i like them anyway :)

[night]

k:D

[femme_fatale]

:D they're by garth nix, heard of him?
i think i've asked you this before...:confused:

[night]

yeah i seen the books just not read them.

[femme_fatale]

ok :)

[night]

have you read tom clanceys net force explorers.
if not you should, very techy like .hack .

[femme_fatale]

i havent but i'll keep an eye out for it :D

[Thaxul]

They sound good, maybe I should look out for them too!

[femme_fatale]

lol ok - hey gotta go...

[Thaxul]

bye bye

[night]

hello (mainly becaus its morning again):)

[femme_fatale]

well 'ello folks - it's afternoon now...
)dont shoot me - i just felt like saying it!!!!!!!!(

[night]

the mans book snaps shut and his heads gone.

[femme_fatale]

lol... the man gets pulled into a fanfic book gets eaten by a dragon puked back out 'cause the dragon could take him then redigested by a hungry cow? :D
makes no sense whatsoever... but there you go...
:)