Cheese

[Akion]

for all your CHEESE talk to free us from the resta your talk about CHEESE

[Hayabusa]

mmmm cheese.
cheese is good!
*goes to eat a cheese roll*
mmmmmm

[Hogso]

Cheese eating tip 1:

Go to your local Kwik Save store, and buy a pack of ten 'Simply' cheese slices for 79p....AND EAT THEM ALL!!!!! Processed cheese rules! :D

This cheese eating tip was brought to you by Hogso. See you next time! ;)

[Hayabusa]

i dont really like processed cheese that much.
processed cheese fact: homer ate lots of em in one episode and it took him all night :)

[Noize_Otaku]

ure joking... a thread about cheese??? even off-topicness has limits u know :p

[Xias]

Warning: Never try to melt cheese in a mug of hot tomato soup. It'll work, but you spoil both cheese and in soup once it melts.

Now that the warnings over, why do you all like processed cheese so much? Nothing like a nice bit of chedder cheese. French cheese, however, i'm not keen on. Also i'd like to say this is the weirdest thread i've seen, and i've seen many weird threads in my time.

[Hayabusa]

prosecced cheese tastes like rubber :eek:

[Hogso]

Processed cheese tastes nice melted on fake burgers

[Akion]

Originally posted by Hogso
Processed cheese tastes nice melted on fake burgers

lol ur right lol

my friend when she was staying over ate...... about 7 - 10 packs of processed cheese lol, though notably shes a strange lesbian goth who oggles girls more than my male friends

[Page]

prosecced cheese tastes like rubber

Yeah I totally agree. That stuff is foul.

ure joking... a thread about cheese??? even off-topicness has limits u know

Strangely enough, this isn't the first forum i've been to where someone started a cheese topic. I guess that a lot of people like cheese. ^^

[Akion]

lol cheese is quite cool, lol its strangly nice

[†™krue™†]

Originally posted by Hayabusa
prosecced cheese tastes like rubber :eek:

err... i don't know what rubber taste like

anyway... cheese is good

[Noize_Otaku]

anyone like feta cheese?

[Hogso]

ooooh Feta cheese crisps are nice!!! We just got that flavour in Engand....and Greek Kebab, and somat else...but yeah, Feta Cheese is good :D

[Hayabusa]

heard of it never been in my mouth though

[Hogso]

You want to try them...they are nice in my mouth anyway...

PS.This is totally off-topic, and random, but seeing as I'm thinking of it heres a funny little story:
At a party last week at some girls house I don't know, and my 'mate' starts mixing Guinness with...stuff (obviously an imbocile). He promptly goes unconcious, can people start 'doing' things to him. Usin his head as an ash tray, chuckin chips and ketchup at him...and then someone 'gave' him a real 'wet willy'. The single most disturbing and funny thing I've ever heard of...

[Seraph]

:confused: thats one crazy story... and i think its more disturbing than funny...

[Hayabusa]

:/ beer is bad

[Seraph]

does weird things to the mind:confused:
if i understood this right someone game the guy a REAL wet willy!!! nasty

[Noize_Otaku]

whats a wet willy?

[Hayabusa]

make ur finger wet and put it in sum1s ear :/

[Seraph]

someone puts their finger in their mouth (so its wet) and then sticks it in someones ear...

and a REAL wet willy is... well you get the picture

[Hogso]

Originally posted by Seraph
and a REAL wet willy is... well you get the picture
Glad I didn't!!! I only heard about it after 'the deed had been done', as it where :(
Too much beer, and people running round shouting:

'BEER FUELED METAL FURY!!!! YEAAAAAA!!!!!'

I love house parties like that :D

[Seraph]

i love wild house parties and it is quite funny when something like that happens at the time, but after i'd feel a bit bad about it

[Shadow]

house parties rock seriously- much betta then goin down the pub, and if its byob them its cheaper too!

[Hogso]

Oh, yes house parties rule!!!
Funny thing about that story is that when the lad finally woke up, he was the most pissed off about being covered in ketchup...which is nice...


Note: It wasn't me who did the ketchup thing!!! You can't prove it!!! Wheres your evidence, eh?? Hm, Hmmm??? HA!! See you haven't got any!! ;)

[Shadow]

but u realise of course i am physic and can therefore read ur mind -evil laugh- newho last party i had at myne ended wid me bein pissed cus my toilet seat got broke-dont ask

[Seraph]

yup you sound completely innocent, i believe you :p

[Hogso]

Its funny when stuff gets broke at parties too!!! Don't know about the toilet seat...but I didn't make that dent in the door whilst playing druken indoor 5-a-side football, using the doors as goals!!!!

[Shadow]

so far my record in house partys is clean- i never broke a thing tho i have seen a tea towel holder broke 30 secs into a party the same nite the toilet seat went, at another house a banister got damaged quite badly- other than those only damages have been to ppl at the partys- mainly due to a wonderful game we play- called the tin foil ball game, all u need to play is a small screwed up tinfoil ball and sum ppl who can take pain- u take turns throwin the ball at eachothers chests- last one left playin wins-

[Seraph]

auch.... nice game, next house party i'm in i'll wait till most ppl r drunk then... BANG, i'll introduce the game and LMAO (i wont get drunk, just watch the fun)

[Shadow]

is goood if ur drunk cus u dont feel the pain til the day after- variations include addin pins to the ball or usin an empty plastic coke bottle (small ones) or equivilent and takin turns smackin it across ur stomachs

[Seraph]

hmmm, sounds like great fun..... but i still think that if your adding pins, i'll just watch...

[Hogso]

Thats doesn't sound very safe!! A nice game of Flame-Ball would go down a treat :D

[Shadow]

the pins version i wont play myself, tho i have thrown one at sum1

[Seraph]

:eek: *gets pins thrown in chest*:eek:
i cant even think about it

[Shadow]

apparently its not as bad it sounds accordin to my friend who has been on the recievin end, the main pain still bein from the foil itself

[Seraph]

rubbish, hes just trying to get you to have a go so you can experience the pain...:eek:

[Shadow]

that was my thinkin, but he wont play the bottle version as thats apparently worse?

[Seraph]

aha, i think he played this game to much?
starting to affect his brain

[Shadow]

well he dont like playin against me which is smart so cant of done that much

[Xias]

A list of the weirdist things i've seen at a house-party;

5:Three guys trying to teach a cat and dog how to play cards.
4:Two people getting knocked out after getting drunk and playing 'Who can knock themselves out first by running like blind chickens'. They ran into 4 walls, the same door twice, seven people, a TV, a cabinet and a stereo. The second guy won after running into his eigth person in a row.
3:A woman lying on the stair-case, staring at the wall above her and croaking like a frog for an hour straight.
2:Jenna and some random bloke having a two hour staring contest. People bet on this and those who bet on Jenna won quite a bit as she said 'boo' to the poor drunk and freaked him out.
1:A guy eat five cans of cat food. Five.

I don't get drunk where ever I go. For some reason I don'y get drunk when I drink Cider so that's my drink of choice where ever I go. If they don't have Cider, I take my own four pack to the party. Means I get to see a lot of weird stuff. Oh, as i've just remembered, my ex broke a toilet seat once by standing on the lid to reach the bathroom window and it gave way beneath him. I was stood outside while the door was closed and all of a sudden 'crack'! He got a twisted ankle out of it too.

[Akion]

lol true thats sorta weird but

have u seen:

1. a shrine to a demon king?
2. a person manipulate flames and water with their mind?
3. a REAL demon?
4. a person stop breething for a strait 10 minutes?

there are lots more but those r just a few

[Shadow]

i believe so akoin, but i may of been hallucinatin due to extreme drunkeness- that count?

[Hogso]

Hmmmm...cider, eh?? Can't say I agree with that ;)

And as for demons, I've seen a few in time...most memorable was a party were the 'hosts' parents arrived back from holiday a day early - oh, the looks on their faces!!! Now they were demons!! :D
I was like something straight out of a movie!!

'EVERYONE OUT!!! NOW!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!! WHATS THAT STRANGE SMELL!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!! IS THAT A GIRL?!!?!?'

Oh, I can't wait till his next house party :)

[Shadow]

i'm possibly havin another shortly myself and to help my mothers goin to b out the house cause i told her she had too as i was havin a party:D

[Art Wolf]

Originally posted by Shadow
the pins version i wont play myself, tho i have thrown one at sum1

Right I was never told sadism and masochism were qualities looked for in a moderator - though I guess I shoudl have known ;)

[Art Wolf]

Originally posted by Hogso
'EVERYONE OUT!!! NOW!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!! WHATS THAT STRANGE SMELL!!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING!!! IS THAT A GIRL?!!?!?'

Oh, I can't wait till his next house party :)

ROFL - on god Im glad I have NEVER found myself in taht position :D

[Art Wolf]

Originally posted by Shadow
i'm possibly havin another shortly myself and to help my mothers goin to b out the house cause i told her she had too as i was havin a party:D

Hhe Parents are off for a week or tow on holidays while I remain working :D Oh those are going to be some GOOD days! :)

*starts planning*
Now where to store the china.. ;)

[Noize_Otaku]

in asia?

[Art Wolf]

Well if your willing to pay teh postage ;)

[Knife Shadow]

my father didn't like cheese be4, but after eat pizza with cheese, now he can eat cheese.:cool:

[Noize_Otaku]

mine too. now he only doesnt like white cheese.

[Shadow]

Originally posted by Art Wolf
*starts planning*
Now where to store the china.. ;)

U store the china!?-- dude so thats where i go wrong lol

[Art Wolf]

Heh yeah - looking at other experience and have discovered it is a good idea!Friends 18th and..well I drank far too much... but it was NOT me who broke the statue :) I happily..well maybe not happily..have the excuse and witnesses to say I was crawling on teh ground outside..and Im not going to reveal the reason :p

[Hogso]

...anyway, back on-topic...

This cheese pic made me laugh for hours!

[mimiru_rei]

i know, i know

its Ramirez and the game is skies of arcadia legends

[Hogso]

Noooooooooooooo!!!!! That didn't last long at all......about an hour!
Oh well, heres your prize. In honour of this thread heres your height in cheese!!!! YAAAAAYYYY!!!! :)

[mimiru_rei]

you made it too easy, espically as most people here love rpgs.

and cheese? is that all?

[Hogso]

Is that all!?!?! Well, I suppose its not that good if your really short...or don't like cheese...how about...hmmmmm??????
A....really good song??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

PS. I started a new comp :)

[Hogso]

OK!!
Heres the really good song!

Nazi White Trash by LeftOver Crack :)

http://punkrockers.com/trash.mp3

Thanks to punkrockers.com :$

[mimiru_rei]

i think i would have prefered a clue for your quiz actually!

[Hogso]

What, the new one? Mwahaha!!! Does that mean you can't get it? :p

[mimiru_rei]

it would appear that way (the whole reason why i haven't guessed it lol)

[Page]

Well, I'm stumped too. Can you at least tell us what format it's on Hogso?

[Hogso]

Hmmmm...so you want clues, eh?

Well, OK...Its an RPG on the PS2, and it has two words in its title...and they are both reeeeeeeaaaaaly long :)

[Page]

Erm, is it Ephermal Fantasia (and if it is have I spelt that right)? Not sure about the character's name though.

[Hogso]

Ephemeral Fantasia....
DING DING DING!!
Correct!!! But waht about the name....

PS. Such a unique game, so underrated :(

[Page]

Well I could cheat and look the name up, but I won't. ^^ Maybe someone else will get it.

[Hogso]

I think I'll have to make a thread for it, cos moonstone just guessed in another thread, and it could get confusin...

[Moonstone]

BERTONS

[Hogso]

*sigh*
Is that your guess? If I've told you once, I've told you a million times Moonstone! Post your guesses in the ''Hogsos...quiz'' thread! :)
And do you really think I'd save the pic as the name of game? Come on...that'd be a tad easy :D

[femme_fatale]

lol
cheese, hogsy - your home thread! :D

[Hogso]

My god...who bumped this ol' thing back up?
Oh, you femme...I'll melt it! MELT IT I SAY!!!!! :D:D

[Thaxul]

does any1 have those sandwhich toasters, where they come out toasted and if there is cheese, its melted, and they are 2 triangle shapes?

[Shamay]

:eek: You can get those??!!! I want I want I want!!! MMmmmmmm

[Thaxul]

they are scrumtious!!!

The cheese, melts, the bread is crispy, and if you add ham to it too, it just adds to the flavour!!!! *drouls*

[Hogso]

Yes they do rule...

BUT! This thread was supposed to be dead!! The only good thing is at the top of page 5, hint,hint :D

[Shamay]

It may have been dead once, but now it's home to scrumptious cheese triangles... YUM!

[femme_fatale]

lol
mint choc! i don't care if this is a cheese thread! mint choc rules!
anyway... heh - i keep on resurrecting dead threads! lol
sad hobby of mine! :p
nobody tells me that they're dead!
until afterwards... oh well! :D