|MY Random supermarket gs fanfic^^

[Mysty]

KK... i have decided to post my GS fanfic... its totally random... and has lots of dudefied stuff that my mum wud kill me if she found out i wrote this... but they'll appear later on^^ anyway, heres chapter one and the prologue... XD... tell me wot ya think^^

Prologue

After the Golden Sun had formed over Mt. Aleph, a portal emerged within the forest of the talking trees, Mogall Forest. The after affect of Vale being drawn into the earth sent tremors all over Weyard so large that the bottom of Atteka became seperate to Atteka itself and became a new island floating in the centre of the Great Western Sea. From within the four elemental lighthouse beacons, the elemental stars began to spilt in two and surround the new island. One by one, they crashed into the sea emitting great spheres of sparkling light. From within these sparkling spheres of light, four small islands emerged: a volcanic, lava flown island, a stormy, lighting ridden hurricane island, a rocky, mountainous desert like island and a snow capped mountainous island surrounded by whirlpools and rain. Each of these islands held mysteries so great, that no one knew what they were. These islands would remain deserted until one man was to come and inhabit the island to fulfil the islands prophecy, which was hidden in the elemental stars. Only one man was to know this prophecy and only one man could fulfil it, ... Kraden

Chapter 1: The Beginning of the End.

Kraden was the one to fulfil the prophecy of New Island, but he was to pay
dearly in return.

Many had tried to reach New Island but had either drowned or unexplainably
combusted.

News had got around about New Island and everything that was happening. Weyard
began to explode into celebration and excitment as the prospect of somthing BIG
was going to happen. One of the oldest prophecys was to come true.

~*~*~

"Quiet!", screamed the Wise One over the crowds of people. "I have gathered you
all here today to explain the great prophecy of New Isalnd!"

Cheers and boos leered across the crowds of spectators.

"QUIET!!!", roared the Wise One and at once the crowd simmered down. "The
prophecy I am to tell you comes from many generations back, before the creation
of the elemental stars and lighthouses. When I was a little rockling, my father,
foretold of great destruction to Weyard. He foretold that an island would
seperate and stars of elemental power will be established and if one man could
make it to the island the beginning of destruction would begin. But there was
only one way to stop this destruction, by creating elemental rings to hold the
elemental power and thus, once done th elemntal island would fade and the broken
island whole again. Only once has this prophecy tried to be completed, but was
failed in the process. This is why the lighthouses exist today." The Wise One's
eye had grown so large as it stared at the crowd of spectators, who had started
to get scared and slowly step away from the ginormouse rock monstrousity.

"But Wise One, why did the man fail?", cried a green haired girl in the crowd.

"Ahhh... good question, young Zetta", said the Wise One as shock spread across
the young girl's face.

("How does it know my name?", she thought in bewilderment.)

"The man thought...", began the Wise One. "... that he had enough information
and power to find the elemental stars, but when he found the Mars star, he blew
up in flames. He didn't know how to handle the stars correctly and the Wise One
back then, when I was a little rockling, detested the chosen man and determined
his death."

"What did the man do to betray you?", asked a girl with pink hair.

"Ahhh... another good question, Yetta, sister of Zetta."

("How does he know my name and that I am related to Zetta?", thought Yetta in
shock.)

"He tried to push my mother off a cliff", said the Wise One, sadly.

"Ohhhhhhhhh..................", said Zetta, Yetta and the others around him.

"Thats is why the Wise One, my father back then, created the elemental
lighthouses as he knew, once the beacons were lit that the prophecy of New
Island would begin again. He also placed all the elemental stars in Sol Sanctum
so he could watch over them."

"Ahhhhhh", said the crowd in amazement.

"THAT, is why I have chosen three of our talented people of Weyard to venture
across to New Island to stop the destruction of the world and create the
elemental rings! These people have great skill, courage and knowledge, so clever
they could trick a dragon into thinking it was a baked bean. They are... Wesley
and giles who have both given up their favourite past time of slaying demons and
vampires and, of course, Kraden who has got all the knowledge about the
elemental stars and has travelled all over Weyard on quests with his younger
friends."

There was a huge cry of gratitude towards Kraden as a massive celebration began
to unfold across Weyard. The old Weyard festival was back in tradition,
(although many saw it as an excuse to party and get severly drunk.) Trumpets
sounded all over Weyard as large white horses pulled golden carriages, one for
each man who was making the journey across to New Island. Men and women dressed
up in glamourous, colourful outfits to signify each element and each had a
dance to go with it, as well as piece of music played by harps, drums, pianoes,
saxophone, flutes and triangles to give off the atmosphere that each element
has. There were perades to show the island of Atteka splitting in two and the
elemental stars crashing into the sea, as well as dances showing the end of the
world and the rebirth of the world. All was spectacular as the festival lasted
well into the night with bursts of atmospheric music and dancing. Cheering
erupted and screams of: "GO KRADEN, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY", and " GO KRADEN, GO
KRADEN", lasted all through the night, till early dawn.

[Hayabusa]

tnice story, didnt bother reading it tho :)

[Hogso]

I liked it!! It made me laugh!! :D

One question, tho...why random 'Supermarket' gs fanfic??

PS. Supermarkets rule, I work in one, and its fun :)

[Page]

Yeah, it seems like a pretty good start to me ^^.

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Hogso
I liked it!! It made me laugh!! :D

One question, tho...why random 'Supermarket' gs fanfic??

PS. Supermarkets rule, I work in one, and its fun :)

cos eventually, the elements will be linked to supermakets^^ but that'll be later tho^^

heres chapter 2!!!

Chapter Two: The Goodbye

The day came a week later; everyone from all over Weyard had travelled long and far to see the adventurers off. The Wise One, too, was there to wish all the men luck.

Giles and Kraden arrived in style; each in carriages laden in silver with two white horses up front. The crowd parted to let the carriages through, but there was one carriage missing and everyone had noticed. In an instance, there was an uproar as the ground shuck violently with the weight of people stamping their feet and shouting. The Wise One slowly rose into the air and let his eye expand for a while before roaring, “QUIET!!!” above the crowd. They shut up instantly and focused their attention away from the carriages, which had stopped in front of the crowd, and looked up at the Wise One in ore.

“Wesley will arrive shortly, if not, he has failed us...........................”

The crowd yet again parted as another two carriages arrived; one had a person in it and another was laden with bags and suitcases.

“...Well that was unsuspected,” said the Wise One, “We haven’t been failed, merely left to wonder. All the same, adventurers, say your goodbyes. You may never return...”

Felix, Ivan, Jenna, Mia, Isaac, Garet and Piers ran over to Kraden. Tears were in Jenna and Mia’s eyes. Everyone was quiet; they’d all miss Kraden dearly.

“Kraden, where’s your bag?” asked Ivan who was surveying Wesley out of the corner of his eye.

“Bag?” asked Kraden.

“Well, yeah...” said Jenna, “Somewhere to put all your equipment to make the rings, stuff to survive...”

“...and food and drink and food and drink and food and drink and food an...”

“Shut it Garet, how dare you interrupt me when I was trying to be serious, you know. God, is food all you think about?”

“Yup!”

“Garet...” said Mia angrily.

“Okay, and you too Mia darling, come to papa!”

“Oh Garet, you little devil, make my day!”

“Follow the luuurrrvvveee machine...”

“OK!!! Bye Kraden, miss you, see you soon, blah blah blah, kiss kiss, hug hug, BYE!!!” said Mia as she ran off holding hands with Garet to the nearest empty house.

“Well that was unsuspected, ehhh Jenna...” said Isaac slowly making his way closer towards Jenna, “...ehhh!”

“Isaac, this is supposed to be a serious occasion, we may never see Kraden again...” said Jenna as she ran to give Kraden a hug. “I’m gonna miss you, I really will... WAAAAHHHHH!!!”

“Here come the tears..” sighed Piers.

“Its okay Jenna said Felix, placing his arm on her shoulder to comfort her. “How can you be horrible to her, Piers, you... you.....”

“Ohhh... sorry Felix.”

“You will be, consider this friendship...”

“OVER,” they both screamed.

“Fine,” said Felix.

“Fine,” said Piers who quickly shuck hands with Kraden, wished him luck and said bye, before running off into the sea of people.

“Fine!” said Kraden, “What were we talking about before all of this?”

“WAAAAHHHHH!!!” screamed Jenna.

“Okay, okay Jenna. He’ll come back. I promise,” comforted Felix.

“Anyway Kraden, you’ll need some means of survival. Don’t you have any idea of how you are to survive?” asked Ivan.

“YUP!!! By my... HUMAN INTUITION!!!” said Kraden, “How else?”

“You’ll... DIIIIEEEEE!!!” cried Jenna, again.

“I’ll be fine! It’s a shame Sheba wasn’t here to say goodbye, though.”

“Ah well... ehhh Felix, where is Sheba, she is your... EX... you know!” asked Isaac.

“Good riddance to bad scum is what I say!”

“Oh mi god, Felix being horrible, you don’t see that everyday!!!” said Isaac.

“Anyway...”said Ivan, “We are supposed to be saying goodbye to Kraden. Aren’t you taking anything?”

“Don’t need nothing!”

“But Giles has a big sack of stuff, and Wesley... well... about twenty sacks or more. How much does one person need?”

“I don’t know Ivan, I’ve heard he’s taking stakes, swords, spiky balls on chains, axes, books about slaying vampires... I think he’s planning on meeting a demon or vampire, or something,” said Ivan.

“New Island is deserted. There’s nothing there so I don’t know why he is bothering, personally.”

“Well good luck Kraden,” said Ivan. “We’ll miss you and your..... erm.....errmmm....... your pearls of wisdom!”

“I’m gonna miss ya buddy!” said Isaac.

“Come on people, give ya mate Kraden a huggle!!!”

“Well, okay... then, have a goodbye hug... Ivan..... Isaac... come on... give our old mate Kraden a goodbye hug...then...” said Felix.

“Move Jenna, you’ve been hugging Kraden for the last ten minutes, its our turn... NOW!” screamed Isaac.

“Don’t go Kraden...” screamed Ivan hugging Kraden.

“I’m gonna miss ya Kraden...” said Isaac, also hugging Kraden.
“I’m going to miss you more... WAAAAHHHHH!!!” cried Jenna into Kraden’s clothes, which were rather soggy by now.

“Erm, yeah. Miss ya mate,” said Felix tapping Kraden on the shoulder.

“Goodbye time is over adventurers. Please leave your family and friends,” said the Wise One above the crowd.

Kraden and Giles walked towards the edge of the island. Wesley was to be busy to realise that the others were waiting for him to finish signing autographs so that they could board the large Lemurian ship: S.S. BRAVE.

Five minutes later, after Wesley was dragged away from his screaming fans, the adventurers boarded the ship.

Kraden turned to face his friends. He looked at them and gave them the thumbs up, as the ship slowly rose into the air and away into the evening sky.

A tear grew in his eye; “I’ll miss you.”

[Art Wolf]

Heh well I really liked the first chapter but even that was slightly confusing but Id say my utter lack of knowledge of Golden SUn..at least thats what I assume GS stands for ^^.. does prevent me from getting the jokes in chapter 2 plus all that stuff about elemental rings and all :)

Still liked it ;)

[Noize_Otaku]

i refuse to read all that rant about how cool felix and/or balmung is! the moment i hear the name felix i'm reminded of felix the cat, it's really disturbing, just like mysty's obsession

[Mysty]

rant about felix... well funnily enough, me and felix aint together in this at the mo...s o bleh^^

anyway... eres chap 3... its real random, especially since i made giles and wesley gay... (buffy/angel people^^)

Chapter Three: New Islands Calming

“Oh mi god, oh mi god, OH MI GOD!!! I’m on a flying boat! Waaahooo!!!” screamed Wesley, standing at the end of the boat as if he was on the titanic. It was as if he’d never been on a flying boat before, (then again, he hadn’t!)

It had been a couple of hours since they’d left Weyard, and already Wesley was getting on everybody's nerves. Kraden and Giles were the only normal people on the ship as they’d both realised the danger signs of a storm brewing. They’d both settled down below deck to keep away from the spitting rain and sleet which was beginning to grow heavier and heavier as the ship began to rock violently in the air. Wesley was stupid enough to stay on deck as he was getting bruised red, black and blue, (he had been practising to use his weapons, but whenever he put them down, the wind caught them and blew them back at him!) Hours passed as the storm got heavier and Giles emerged from below deck to call Wesley to get some tea... but Wesley wasn’t there.

“Kraden, KRADEN!!!” called Giles as Kraden emerged and half-heartedly said “Let him drown, he was gonna go eventually.”

“HEELLLPPPP... blmpph, blmpph... HELLP... blmpph...”

“Wesley we are gonna save you!”

“No we’re not, there's no point!” screamed Kraden.

“Grab the rope Wes, I need to save you or you’ll never get that part in Angel and then you’ll get paid more then me and...and...”

“I can’t grab the bloomin’ rope! My hands are full!”

“You what? What do ya mean old Wes, old pal?”

“I was pretending I was on the titanic because I was bored and I was using all my bags like they were this...cough, cough... sorry, just choking... anyway like this gorgeous babe (“How can you say that Wes” thought Giles)... ahhh... Winafred... anyway, there was a big bit of lightning and thunder and I dropped my bags in the water in shock so I dived in after them.”

“You idiot!”

“Let him die!!!”

“NOOOOO!!! My bags are sinking. I’ll be... splutter... back...”

With that, Wesley disappeared under the ocean only to return as a floating body and a couple of unsigned photographs...and then a shark ate him and blood went everywhere.

~*~*~*~

“But I don’t see why he had to die!”

“Well... duh... if you think about it, at least two of us are gunna die because only one of us is supposed to make the rings. So eventually another one of us is going to die.”

“But why Wes, I DON’T UNDERSTAND!”

“It was his fate, Giles. It was meant to be, it HAD to happen.”

“I loved him! I really did! Oh Kraden...” cried Giles on Kraden’s now rather soggy shoulder.

“Okay... you are... nooo... this can’t be right. The Wise One couldn’t have chosen a homosexual... your not are you... nahhh... don’t do this... Kraden go mad... Kraden go... OH MI GOD, ICEBERG!!!”

“Yup, I’m a homosexu... what?”

“ICE... ICE... ICEBERG!!!”

“Yeah Kraden, right... and I thought I was weird... ok then... I’m gonna... turn round and... oh mi GOD!!! ICEBERG!!!” screamed Giles in a girly kind of way.

“Get off me, you ponce!”

“Nooo... WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!”

But Giles didn’t shut up. He started running around in circles screaming, “I’M GONNA DIE!!!”

Kraden spotted a small rowing boat by the side of the ship; it was there only chance of survival.

But in the distance, the iceberg was ever looming nearer. A raging storm was beginning to form around the iceberg.

“Giles... GILES, get your fat ### here! NOW!!!” screamed Kraden.

“I can’t. I’M SCARED!!!”

The iceberg was getting closer and closer and closer and closer and closer and...

“Look Giles, your gonna die!”

“KRADEN,” screamed Giles, “HELP ME!!!”

The storm was in full force by now, rain, sleet, hail and snow was hitting the sides of the boat. Tsunami’s where circling the iceberg and a huge thunderstorm was getting closer and closer.

Kraden ran towards Giles who was shaking in shock. Tsunami’s where whipping the underside of the boat making it rock violently.

“Giles, I’m here. But what the... OH MI GOD... that’s not an iceberg, that’s one of New Islands islands. It’s the elemental Water Island, created by the light from each elemental lighthouse beacons, then the light of each element splits so one half was left in the beacon and the other s surrounded New Island and formed the Element Islands, part of New Island’s islands... and that’s Water Island!” said Kraden, so fast he was now out of breath.

Crash!!!

“Kraden, RUN!!! Save yourself Kraden!”

“Get lost, your coming too!”

With that, Kraden grabbed Giles and ran towards the little boat. But they couldn’t each it, it was too far. The middle of the S.S. BRAVE was beginning to split; they’d hit Water Islands mountain.

CRACK!!!

Emotions were running high. Giles’s life was flashing before his eyes and Kraden was in doubt that he’d ever see his friends again. He’d been in worse a year or so before, the battle between his friends and the three headed dragon but never had he faced death in the face before.

The ship was beginning to split Titanic style. As well as that, the ship was also, slowly, beginning to fall. It was losing its height from the ocean and waves were starting to lick the sides of the boat. The tsunami’s were drawing ever closer too, so that water was spitting in Giles and Kraden's faces.

“We’ll have to jump before the boat hits the sea.”

“Why Kraden?”

“Because, because the ship is starting to split in two, once it hits the water the lower decks will start to fill up with water and we’ll sink!”

“Ohhh... just like the Titanic, my favourite film. Leonardo Di Caprio is sooo fine...”

“Stop talking about your sexuality. Do you want to die?”

“AHHH!!!”screamed Giles and Kraden.

The ship had hit the surface of the ocean and had become unstable. CRACK!!! The hull of the boat had finally broken in two as water began to fill up in the lower decks. Slowly, the S.S. BRAVE was starting to sink and with less time to go until they were immersed in water, they’d have no choice but to jump to the other side of the boat to get to the sail boat. But the weather was getting worse now they were on the ocean. Tsunami’s were ripping up left, right and centre of the boat and Water Islands blizzards were hitting the boat full force.

The force of the boat hitting the mountain had thrown the boat into the heart of the tsunami’s. The waves were getting rougher and rougher and were beginning to reach dizzying heights and then crashing onto the ship, spraying water everywhere. Forked lightning illuminated the sky every few seconds sending thundering tremors everywhere.

The lower deck was almost full now as the ship slowly began to sink into the ocean

“I’m gonna jump!”

“What!”

“I’M... GONNA... JUMP!!!”

“Your crazy Kraden. You’ll never make it!”

“You just watch me.”

Kraden stood a couple of metres from the edge of the growing crack, eyeing up the distance he was to jump.

He ran, he ran and ran and ran and ran then... jumped... his arms rolling in the air, the breeze whipping his face... he grabbed and hung.

“HELP!!!”

“What, Giles you fool. I’m alright, just hanging on for dear life. I’ve been in worse.”

“Buuutttt...”

It was to late, Kraden was already sliding his way across the deck, slowly placing one hand after another. He reached the outer part of the ship and swung round to hold on to a small ridge sticking out from the boat. He hung there until the boat stopped rocking as violently as it was, and placed his feet into the ledge of an open port hole. He wasn’t too far from the small boat; he could just make it. He’d have to jump... again. He turned round to face the ocean; New Island was just ahead, peaceful and calm surrounded by the raging storms. Water spat in his face as a passing tsunami whipped by. He could see through squinted eyes, the vague shape of a small boat. He bent his knees and leapt... and landed. He was safe... but Giles wasn’t. He was rocking on the other deck in pain. He was curled up in a ball, shaking vigorously. His face was screwed up in pain and shock. He slowly started to rise into the air and his body began to unfold. He screamed in pain, as if his body was burning. He began to glow a red hot orange.

“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!” roared Giles as he blew up in burning flames which died down and flew off into the sky.

The storms went. The tsunami’s shrunk and blew away, then disappeared. The oceans tidal waves returned to silent ripples. The thunder went off into the distance. The clouds began to part to reveal a fresh, blue, clear sky with the suns rays beating down warmth and banishing the cold. Dolphins leapt up from the silent ocean around the small boat with Kraden in, echoing peaceful tunes to one another. The elemental islands were peaceful once again and New Island was especially calm and peaceful as it was during the storm; palm trees waving in the breeze and a peculiar rock like formation in the shape of a cross, each section pointing towards an elemental island.

The S.S. BRAVE had sunk to the bottom of the now peaceful ocean and as Kraden rowed towards the central, cross shaped island, the last remaining part of the S.S. BRAVE hit the bottom of the sea bed.

[Art Wolf]

LOL - well you certainly killed off those characters quickly ^^

Finding it a bit weird and the constant refrencing to Titanic..meh :) not too sure if you mentioned it one or two times too many *shrugs*

[Mysty]

ah well... titanic was a good influence for that chapter, i had to kill the other characters cos they were irrelevant^^

nxt chap... hopes you likes^^

Chapter 4: Kraden’s Quest

Kraden had reached New Island and he couldn’t believe what met his eyes.

Calm, peaceful, harmony. It was paradise.

The small island in the centre of the elemental islands, New Island had crisp, white, sandy beaches and calm blue tranquil oceans. palm trees swayed slowly in the light breeze, but nothing could disguise the fact that there was a weird cross shaped “thing” in the centre of this island.

Kraden tied the boat to a palm tree and slowly made his way towards the thing. He climbed its three steep steps and what met his eyes was brilliant. He was at the centre of the cross and each part of the cross was facing an elemental island. There was a small square cut into the rock facing the elemental islands. Kraden walked towards the water island window and traced his finger around the small box until his finger hit a ridge: there was three ridges as if to hold something. Kraden pondered it for a while and returned to the centre of the cross. He noticed something he hadn’t seen before: on the stone roof of the cross, there were pictures, symbols, a little like Egyptian hieroglyphics. Kraden looked at them, traced his finger over them, pondered them and settled down to sleep for the night.

~*~*~*~

Kraden rose early next morning and washed in the calm, blue ocean waters. He knew what he had to do, he had to do the deadly ritual.

He went back onto the beach and sat himself between the stone cross and in front of the first elemental island; Water Island. The hieroglyphic like pictures said to do with the power of the ring makers mind; Kraden’s mind.

He let calmness wash over him as he began to relax. His limbs grew heavy, as if they were sinking into the ground. He cleared his mind, but what happened next, happened so suddenly, it was like it hadn’t happened. He felt drained of energy and strength, all he could do was open his eyes. What he saw was unbelievable: the top of Water Island’s mountain was glowing a bright shade of blue. Kraden dragged his arms and pulled at the sand towards the next elemental island; Earth Island. He did the same again, but this time, the pain was greater and he found it harder to move. With each island, the power to move grew more and more difficult. Each of the island were all lit and glowing except Wind Island. His arms were growing stiffer and his legs were practically locked together. He was almost rigid. He closed his eyes, which was also getting painful now and yet again, calmness washed over him. Somewhere, behind him was a loud, echoing bang which sounded simultaneously after Wind Island’s mountain was lit.

Kraden slowly opened his eyes and painfully looked around. The island was no longer there: It was as if he was in the Aurora Borealis (The Northern Lights), as blues, reads, yellows and purples danced around him. The colours were merging together now, creating rainbows of dancing light.

Kraden wasn’t in pain anymore, he couldn’t feel anything either. He didn’t understand. Was this meant too happen???

“You have found my prophecy Ring Maker.”

“What?”

“You are the Ring Maker, the one who will fulfil part of my prophecy.”

“What... who... who are you?”

“I was the old Wise One and you are the Ring Maker.”

“But...”

“Nothing Ring Maker.”

“What’s happening?”

“I’m draining your energy and strength, why else would the mountains be lit, because that is all your strength, energy and knowledge lighting them.”

“Take me back.”

“Choosing another will kill you and the world.”

“But I...”

“Nothing Ring Maker. Why else did the storms die down, why are you here in my prophecy, why are you talking to the dead Wise One who no one else can see... this is your fate... NOW FACE IT!!!”

It went, as did the colours and the light. All was black and still he couldn’t see the island. Out of no where came rays of blue, yellow, red and purple glittering light. They weren’t lights, they were elemental fairies, wearing golden crowns: small enough to be rings. The fairies dropped their crowns and flew to Kraden. They threw fairy dust on him and he disappeared.

~*~*~*~

He was on the island at last, on top of the stone cross. He had the rings in his hands, he could feel them.

“Say your last words Ring Maker,” said a voice.

“WHAT?”

“Say your last words, your not keeping the rings, they’re goin to another world Ring Maker. You fulfilled your fate and now your gonna go and face the consequences.”

The rings flew from Kraden’s hand and began to circle him.

“SAY YOUR LAST WORDS!!!”

With strength fading from him fast and energy and eyesight failing too, he summoned the courage to say: “My aim was to create the Elemental Rings... and I... succeeded.” With that, Kraden’s body left its up right position and flopped, the material on his clothing ripped to reveal his chest glowing a luminous white light. His chest opened, and the white light erupted into the air. All of Weyard looked up in amazement wondering what was going on, not even realising that it was there fellow friend, the Ring Maker, Kraden was facing his fate. The light faded back into Kraden and his chest healed. His body turned and fell off the cross on to the sandy beach.

~*~*~*~

As for the rings, they were to end up with some pretty freaky people...........................

[femme_fatale]

lol nice story telling mysty! :)

[blackkite]

*yawn*, finsihed yet?

[blackkite]

bookmark anyone? easily printed...

[femme_fatale]

nice bookmark! who is it?
ps. *slaps bkite* don't be mean!

[Mysty]

Originally posted by blackkite
*yawn*, finsihed yet?

erm..if yo dont like it, then yes?

[femme_fatale]

lol
mysty - if he doesn't like it, then why bother going on the thread in the first place!
neways... your stories are good! :)

[Thaxul]

he just wants to spam!!!
I didnt read them......too long for me 2day....but im sure they are great!

[femme_fatale]

yip...
i'm sure they are too!

[Thaxul]

you didnt read them either?
i have an excuse....im sick!!

[femme_fatale]

at least i read SOME of it! :p
see - i'm not THAT lazy!

[Thaxul]

well, i read ALL of it just now!
its pretty good, and funny! lmao
good writing mysty!

[femme_fatale]

yay! lol
i will read them soon! promise!
i.e. now... :D

[night]

well done mysty...:D

[Mysty]

I had to post more...XD

Chapter 5: The Good Old Days

It had been eight months since Kraden’s death and the elemental rings had been created. Alex sat in his pub, The Mt. Aleph Returns, preparing for the reunion of the Adepts, which was to commence later that night.

(Yetta)“Do you think Alex will let us stay for the reunion?”

(Zetta)“I dunno Yett, we’ll have to see. Why?”

(Yetta) “Oh... I dunno, it would be nice I guess...”

(Zetta) “You have a thing for him don’t ya?”

(Yetta) “Dunno.. oh Zetta, say nothin ok, please?”

(Zetta) “Alright.”

(Yetta) “Promise?”

(Zetta) “I promise.”

A tinkle sounded in the background as the door of the pub opened. Piers walked in, looking a little disgruntled and bemused.

(Alex) “Yo, Piers! How are you?”

(Piers) “Alright mate, and you? Hi there ladies, becoming regulars I see!!!”

Yetta blushed as Zetta began to play with her hair, twisting it around her finger and flicking it over her shoulder.

(Alex) “Your right about that Piers, that Yetta is really something...”

(Piers) “Your tellin me, look at her sis though...”

(Alex) “Anyway, when are the others coming?”

(Piers) “Dunno.”

(Alex) “They’ll come eventually, not sure about Mia and Garet though. Too busy in the bedroom I guess...”

(Piers) “Probably... anyway, your big powers, what can ya do?”

(Alex) “Look in the future and tell the past.”

(Piers) “That’s it?”

(Alex) “Yup.”

(Piers) “Oh.. wait... see what has happened to Kraden!”

(Alex) “What!”

(Piers) “SEE... WHATS... HAPPENED... TOO... KRADEN!!!”

(Alex) “Why?”

(Piers) “Well he hasn’t returned yet, and I’m fearing the worst...”

(Alex) “I dunno, okay then, but don’t tell anybody...”

They walked to the back of the pub.

(Alex) “Ready...”

Alex began to glow white and his palms opened. A picture of a man, a body, lying dead on a crisp, white, sandy beach.

(Piers) “He’s dead.”

(Alex) “Tell nobody, okay?”

(Piers) “Okay.”

The bell above the door tinkled again. Ivan and Felix walked in and grabbed a bar stool each.

(Felix) “Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps... ALEX YOUR BACK!!!”

(Ivan) “Oh mi god, evillllllllllll, evillllllllllll. What made you come back?”

(Alex) “Well what happened, Mt Aleph was sinking into the ground and I was stuck on top of it. Anyway the ground swallowed the mountain and not me so I built a pub in remembrance of Mt. Aleph.”

“Oh, you frisky thing...”

(Felix) “WHAT?”

Felix turned round as the door of the pub tinkled again. Garet and Mia, closely followed by a reluctant Jenna and hyper active Isaac, walked into the pub.

(Mia: patting her stomach) “Hiya!”

(Felix) “Wooo Mia, your looking kinda...”

(Ivan) “FAT!!!”

(Mia) “I know.”

(Garet) “Didn’t you know that my darling Mia was eight months pregnant... with MY son?”

(Everyone in pub) “CONGRATULATIONS!!!”

(Ivan) “Is it gunna be a girl?”

(Mia) “I bl**dy hope so cos I don’t want it to be like its frisky devil of a dad!”

(Garet) “Oh Mia...”

(Mia) “Oh Garet...”

There lips parted and they kissed and slowly sidled off into the corner to resume there business.

(Jenna) “Typical...”

(Isaac) “So what? We could have some fun if you loosened up a little...”

(Jenna) “Give over, we’re here to see everyone again, not to have a quicky every now and again...”

(Isaac) “Ohhh... Jenna...”

Jenna went to talk to Yetta and Zetta as Isaac grabbed a bottle of Smirnoff and began doing some crazy disco dancing. pies too, joined signifying the party had definitely began.

(Felix) “So Alex, lets have a look at your BIG powers then?”

(Ivan) “Yeah... MAKE A HURRICANE!!!”

(Alex) “Okay............................................. ...”

He began to glow white again, but this time, two girls appeared in the palms of his hands. Both had beautiful, shiny light brown hair and one had brilliant green eyes. The other had deep brown eyes.

(Ivan: lying on floor, unable to move) “Hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hubba hub...”

(Felix: bewildered) “Nice...”

Stomp, stomp, stomp!

The back door of the pub opened and a bimbo, blonde looking man crossed with a drag queen appeared.

(Felix) “That’s no MAN! THAT’S SHEBA! WEARING SPARKLY THINGS AND HIGH THINGS ON HER FEET!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!”

(Sheba: in a weird American voice) “Hi ya’ll! I’m back, and Felix, darlin, the sparkles are called sequins and the high things on my feet are stilettos.”

(Felix)“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO!!!”

(Sheba) “Darlin, hunny, don’t worry, I’m taken. By someone who could give me more fun the ya!”

(Felix) “WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

(Sheba) “No need to over react hunny...”

(Ivan: fully recovered from fainting) “But............”

(Sheba) “... I’m pregnant Felix...”

(Felix) “Sooooo...”

(Sheba) “... I’m pregnant with YOUR kid!”

(Ivan) “That ain’t possible.”

(Sheba) “Yeah it is!”

(Felix) “This can’t happen, it was only a one night stand to get rid of you, you bribed me! NOOO, this can’t happen, not me, nooooo!”

(Sheba) “To make you happy, like I’d have YOU as a father!!!”

(Alex) “Go, Sheba, Felix, I don’t want a fight today! Fine then, Sheba over there and Felix, over there and keep out of each others way!”

Sheba joined Yetta and Zetta at the other end of the bar.

(Sheba) “Hi ya’ll!!!”

(Jenna) “What has happened to your voice?”

(Sheba) “Oh that, ya hunny. I live in America now darlin!

(Yetta and Zetta) “WHAT?!?!?”

(Sheba) “I found a portal after my one night stand with Felix and I walked through it hunny. Then I met an American bloke and we all lived happily ever after, darlin!!!”

(Yetta) “Ohhh...”

(Zetta) “Look, the entertainment is beginning!”

Alex stood up and sat on a high backed pink and gold chair.

(Yetta: under her breath) “Puff!”

(Piers) “TONIGHT... for you all and you all only, I am going to present too you, drum roll please Isaac, I am going to present too you... MYSTIC ALEX, fortune teller and...”

(Yetta) “Yeah, yeah... and I’m Mystic Yetta and I can pull swords from my bra!”

(Alex) “What... REALLY?”

(Yetta) “No... but I do have a sword down there for safe keeping and emergencies...”

(Alex) “YOUR HIRED!”

(Yetta) “WHAT?!?!?”

(Zetta) “Just go with it Yetta, now’s your chance.”

(Yetta) “Okay. Right then Alex... if you want that sword, you’ll have to find it yourself...”

(Alex) “Come through the back. I’ll have more fun finding it there!”

(Zetta) “Wow, that was new...”

(Piers) “Hi... I’m Piers. How do you do mam?”

(Zetta) “Erm... erm... I’m Zetta... I think... I’m okay... a bit shocked but okay... I think?”

(Piers) “Erm... good... erm... would you like to dance?”

(Zetta) “Erm... okay... then... I think so...”

They got up and began to slow dance together.

(Piers) “I’ve seen you around... and... and.. I’d like to say... I... love you... and... will you... would you like to... well you know...”

(Zetta) “Of course I’ll be your girlfriend.”

They kissed.

Isaac ran towards the bar and started screaming.

(Isaac) “FREE BEAR!!!”

Jenna, Isaac, Sheba, Ivan and Felix ran towards the bar and they all got heavily plastered. (Well what did you expect?)

~*~*~*~

They all slept the night at the pub. Sheba returned to America a little to hammered. She got put into a psycho hospital for... well you can guess.

Alex and Yetta held hands, asleep next to each other on Alex’s bed, Piers and Zetta lay next too each other on the squashy wall sofas hugging, Isaac and Jenna finally got down to some business in the gents toilets, Mia was resting on Garet who had his hand on Mia’s stomach, Ivan was asleep on a table and, somehow, Felix had managed to climb onto the bar and sleep there.

The sun rose and Ivan and Felix woke. They looked round at the sleeping couples and whispered “sweet” and “bless” under their breath, wondering when love was going to happen to them, before walking outside with two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

~*~*~*~

They reached Mogall Forest two or three day’s later and decided to play hide and seek, which was stupid because the talking trees kept saying “he's over here” and “he’s over there” and “look under the bush” and stuff like that.

(Ivan) “Felix, quick, over here!”

Felix found Ivan, and what met there eyes shocked them.

(Felix) “Oh mi god Ivan. A portal to another world...”

[night]

why is the guy getting a free bear?
a free teddy bear, grizziley?

[Duo]

ill have a go at turning it into a manga...

[Mysty]

lol... i forgot how to spell beer, ok!!!

and good luck with turnin it into a manga

[night]

i was only joking anyway....

[Duo]

i think ill numb down the corny sparkly high thingie dragqueen lady...

[Thaxul]

heehee!

that was weird, but we could expect nothing more from you mysty! lol

[Mysty]

Lol...glad you like it... and i'll post another chap 2mozza... if i can...