2 word story

[Hayabusa]

alrighty post 2 words to make a big long story

one day

[Hogso]

Fred got


(Well done Hayabusa! I like these better than word associations, cos they tend to be reet funny, and a tad wude...good thread!)

[Noize_Otaku]

fried when

[Hogso]

he lost

[Hayabusa]

his toe

(on one forum there was a 800 + post of this :eek: )

[Noize_Otaku]

while trying

[Hayabusa]

to pick

[Noize_Otaku]

his nose

[Hayabusa]

touching his

[Noize_Otaku]

plasma canon's

[Hayabusa]

small bum

[Hogso]

flying through

[Hayabusa]

hyper space

[Noize_Otaku]

on his

[Hayabusa]

green bogie

[Hogso]

banana shaped

(Just a thought, could someone end a sentance every now and again, and recap whats happened so far? Hayabusa, seeing as you started it?)

[DeadParrot]

sheep turd

[Noize_Otaku]

steaming while

[Hogso]

cheese munger

(that last bit made about as much sense as an ant having a crap bigger than itself on the surface of the sun whilst playing the banjo and completing MGS 2 with his foot)

[Hayabusa]

ate chilli

[Art Wolf]

.In outer

[Hayabusa]

CD crumbs

[Mysty]

big bananas

[Akion]

purple tires

[Mysty]

eating banana

[Akion]

throwing up

[Hogso]

chedder chews

[Akion]

because of

[Hogso]

rotten keyboards

[Akion]

which stew

[Art Wolf]

mousey motballs

[Mysty]

eat bananas

[Art Wolf]

but got

[Hogso]

Stamped on

[Art Wolf]

.Afterwards the

[Hayabusa]

giant potacorn (a creature that shares the characteristics of a potato and a acorn)

[Mysty]

was spanked

[Hayabusa]

by mysty

[Mysty]

and balmung

[Hayabusa]

was kissing

[Mysty]

real sweetly...


heaven...

[Hayabusa]

but them

[Mysty]

felix stole

felix from golden sun that is... heaven...

[Hayabusa]

mysty and

[Matt]

Noob killing....

[Hayabusa]

piros with

[Hogso]

psychosematic alakazam

[Art Wolf]

before the

[Hayabusa]

giant two

[Matt]

newbish newbies

[Hogso]

posted spam

[Shadow]

just like

[Hogso]

someone on

[Shadow]

explosive toothpaste

[Hayabusa]

at joes.

[Hogso]

Terminological Inexactitude

[Shadow]

(u gotta b makin sum them wrds up)

with superficial

[Hogso]

coma enduced

(Terminological Inexactitude is another word for a lie...its about the only thing I learnt on my English Language course this year :) )

[Shadow]

experimental stigma

[Akion]

of the

[Shadow]

blue lagoon

[Akion]

in which

[Shadow]

a miniscule

[Hogso]

Chocolate chimneysweep

[Shadow]

stood toting

[Seraph]

on a

[Shadow]

madmans forklift

[Akion]

towards the

[Shadow]

ominous chasm

[Page]

filled with

[Shadow]

pink sharks

[Hogso]

banging little

(oops :) )

[Art Wolf]

bongos in

-wonder wher this will go :)

[Shadow]

side of

[Macmoc]

real shadow

[femme_fatale]

dark horizon

[Mysty]

and banana~muffins

[mimiru_rei]

with custard

[Mysty]

tasted detestibly

[mimiru_rei]

bitter sweet

[Mysty]

dog poop.

[Hayabusa]

Balmung was

[mimiru_rei]

With this

[Hayabusa]

silly person

[mimiru_rei]

standing before

[Hayabusa]

an oblivious

[Thaxul]

cave man

[mimiru_rei]

looking at

[Hayabusa]

balmungs ass :eek:

[mimiru_rei]

blushing wildly

[Hayabusa]

he cried

[Thaxul]

"i love

[mimiru_rei]

jaffa cakes

[Thaxul]

and toast

[Hayabusa]

with butter

[mimiru_rei]

with sprinkles

[Thaxul]

and mustard

[mimiru_rei]

more importantly

[Hayabusa]

and raisons

[mimiru_rei]

yes also...

[Thaxul]

.While eating

[Hogso]

giant yellow

[mimiru_rei]

knuckle sandwich

[Thaxul]

he fainted

[mimiru_rei]

and hit

[Thaxul]

his ass

[Page]

on the

[Thaxul]

titanium spike

[mimiru_rei]

very shiny

[Thaxul]

stikin out

[Hogso]

right up

[Thaxul]

his nose

[Hayabusa]

.Sleeping Beuty

[Thaxul]

woke up!!!!!

[Hayabusa]

omfg said

[Page]

King Laharl

[Thaxul]

i think

[Hayabusa]

im gunna

[Thaxul]

kill you

[Hayabusa]

sleeping buety

[Thaxul]

woke up!!!!!

[Mysty]

the toilet~seat

[Thaxul]

, smeared with

[Thaxul]

poo, smelled.

[Mysty]

Then the

[Hayabusa]

smell killed

[night]

everyone in

[Hayabusa]

dot hack :eek:

[Mysty]

" Oh bollucks"

well I'd say that if the smell wiped out all dot hack peeps, cept piros, he deserves it^^

[Hayabusa]

and piross

*nuges everyone to make piros like the smell and die a painfull death*

[Mysty]

jumped off

[Hayabusa]

a cliff

[Thaxul]

and landed

[Hayabusa]

on spikes

[Thaxul]

and they

[Hayabusa]

peirced his

[Thaxul]

big, fat

[Hayabusa]

ugly body

[Shamay]

in lots

[Thaxul]

of interestin

[Shamay]

and painfull

[Thaxul]

places. Then,

[Shamay]

he cried

[THEDEVIL]

he couldnt

[Thaxul]

get off

[femme_fatale]

the toilet

[Shamay]

because he

[Thaxul]

, he's fat,

[femme_fatale]

and drunk

[Thaxul]

and constipated!!!!

[femme_fatale]

in need

[Thaxul]

of laxatives

[femme_fatale]

of course

[Thaxul]

but he

[femme_fatale]

couldn't get

[Thaxul]

any, he

does any1 else notice that "he" doesnt have a name? He's just "he", and why is he a he? Why not she?

[femme_fatale]

really needed

[Thaxul]

a poker

[femme_fatale]

in the

[Thaxul]

ass hole

[Shamay]

to releeve

[femme_fatale]

because he

[Thaxul]

couldnt poo

[femme_fatale]

so he

[THEDEVIL]

had a

[Thaxul]

finger pickin'

[femme_fatale]

job to

[Thaxul]

try 2 poo

it only says two WORDS not NUMBERS!!!!! HEHE, I beat the system!!!!!

[THEDEVIL]

thast three if u count numbers as letters lol

continued but he

[Thaxul]

could not

it only says two words

[Hogso]

reach high

[Thaxul]

enough to

[Hogso]

poke his

[Thaxul]

girls nipples

[Hogso]

and tickle

[Thaxul]

'till she

[Hogso]

spanked him

[Thaxul]

hard on

[Hogso]

his nuts

[Thaxul]

which made

[Hogso]

him shout

[Thaxul]

and scream

[Hogso]

''Make me

[Thaxul]

scream untill

[Hogso]

I...I

[Thaxul]

end of this story! hes reached his climax and it will be a whille before hes ready again!!!!!! you know wat i mean!

[femme_fatale]

lovely lol

[Art Wolf]

ewww.....

[Hogso]

HAHA!! :D

[Thaxul]

good work, huh?

[Art Wolf]

Originally posted by Hogso
HAHA!! :D

You took FAR too much pleasure out of that ;)

[Thaxul]

well it does give you a great visual!!! :D

[Art Wolf]

heh and once again...ewww :p

[femme_fatale]

good visual for nightmares! lol

[Thaxul]

Erotic nightmares!!!!!!

[femme_fatale]

h a- you wished, what's erotic about a fat, ugly, constipated man? lol

[Thaxul]

i forgot about the fat, ugly and constipated part!

[femme_fatale]

lol - what, were you focusing on the poker then? :)

[Thaxul]

oh yeah, i just remembered from when he looked up and he saw his girlfriends nipples!! i totally forgot about all that stuff!

[femme_fatale]

lol - ok, should we get off this subject now? :)

[Thaxul]

maybe?!

[Art Wolf]

Ah had to reread quite a bit to find where the nipples let alone the poker came in... :)

[Art Wolf]

He returned

[Page]

to find

[Thaxul]

'the world'

[Art Wolf]

was over.

[Thaxul]

he cried, "

[Page]

"Oh teacakes!"

[Art Wolf]

FFS why

[femme_fatale]

damn he

[Art Wolf]

was close

[femme_fatale]

to spewing

[Thaxul]

all over

[femme_fatale]

the dog

[Art Wolf]

.The dog

[femme_fatale]

ran like

[Thaxul]

a cat

[Art Wolf]

In spring

[Thaxul]

chasing after

[femme_fatale]

crazy guys

[Art Wolf]

who tortue

[Thaxul]

its kittens

[femme_fatale]

and petrify

[Thaxul]

its genitals

[femme_fatale]

whilst licking

[Thaxul]

its tongue

[femme_fatale]

upon the

[Thaxul]

high cliff

[femme_fatale]

about to

[femme_fatale]

go jumping

[Thaxul]

with a

[femme_fatale]

parachuting like

[Thaxul]

a human

[femme_fatale]

on skis

[Thaxul]

and drunk

[femme_fatale]

tripping as

[Thaxul]

he sails

[femme_fatale]

falling down

[Thaxul]

to his

[femme_fatale]

knees and

[Thaxul]

hurt them

[femme_fatale]

. Crying silly

[night]

for his

[femme_fatale]

mother and

[night]

baby sister

[femme_fatale]

who were

[Thaxul]

dead in

[night]

a washingmachine

[Thaxul]

which was

[femme_fatale]

lovely Thax

somewhere in