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Shang Lu
12-10-2006, 05:56 pm
As stated here (http://www.atari.com/dothack/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2099). It is now my goal to destroy Bridget!
As arch nemesis' I shall keep a score of won and lost battles here, so that one day. Aspiring heros may look back on this thread for advice!
LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE!
CURRENT SCORE!
Bridget : 3
Lu : 0
Battle update!
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Bridget's first point : My accidental stumble onto his shotacon board! It was this trumatic experiance that started this war!
Bridget's second point : I cannot escape him! Even at work! The shop I work in has recently diversified into selling PS2 games...Not great ones mind you.
As I started to put out stock....The first thing I see on the shelf is...GUILTY GEAR 2! Bridget's first apperance!
Bridget's third point : While working on a project in college, I was trying to take a screen print...and pushed the power key insted! (what idiot puts a power button on a keyboard).
The last thing I saw before being shut down, and losing my saved Micro-processor script (which took a good hour to write) was my "Die Bridget Die" wallpaper! There he sat, Smiling, MOCKING ME before the screen dissapared!
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He may have won these battles, But by god the war isnt over yet! Viva Revolution! Death to Bridget!
milliennium_fox
12-10-2006, 08:14 pm
Thank you for contributing to the "2,000 threads!" goal.:D
You may or may not win the war...but the idea is come back alive...and in at least 1-3 piece(s).:D
Mad Larkin
12-10-2006, 08:17 pm
This was a really nice thread 'til you got involved fox.
DOWN WITH FOX!!! AND BRIDGET!!!
AND......OTHER PEOPLE???
or not, as the case may be
Intruiging...... Iiiiiii'm rooting for the Fox-Bridget Axis......
Down with gender borders..... Who needs a sp'iffic gender, anyway.....? Whoo....... (<--Consider the last part a battle-cry....)
Shang Lu
13-10-2006, 11:35 pm
BATTLE UPDATE!
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CURRENT SCORE:
Bridget : 3
Lu : 2
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Catching up! Look out Bridget!
Lu first point: Would be the wonderfull sig image developed by Foxy, so that all can see the pain that shall be inflicted upon the twisted creation that is Bridget!
Lu second point: Bought the earlier mentioned copy of Guilty Gear from work, and spent the evening pummleing the living snot out of Bridget! Capital way to spend the night!
The Overlord
22-10-2006, 09:52 pm
I'm with you all the way, Lu!
I tell you. As a cirtified anime girl-chaser. How embarrest would I feel if I flung myself head first into what I thought was a cute girl only to find out she was a MAN!? Oh, I would die.
...Although I have been known to not care sometimes...Ahem...
Ahh, Anyway!! I shall lend you my power in the vanquishing of this abomination! HOOHA!!
Shiro
22-10-2006, 11:49 pm
Hey, I'm with you too Lu. Bridget is WRONG with a capital WRONG. And something needs to be done. The line must be drawn here and all that!
Kill!
Shamay
23-10-2006, 12:27 am
Originally posted by The Overlord
I tell you. As a cirtified anime girl-chaser. How embarrest would I feel if I flung myself head first into what I thought was a cute girl only to find out she was a MAN!? Oh, I would die.
...Although I have been known to not care sometimes...Ahem... I think that'll keep me entertained for the rest of the night :p
And I'm with you too Lu! Where will you get your next point? :p
milliennium_fox
23-10-2006, 12:52 am
Apparently, Bridget has proved to be too much for him.:p :p :p
Shiro
23-10-2006, 03:25 am
Yeah! How does the score work?
The Overlord
23-10-2006, 04:51 pm
Scores mean nothing when you have an atomic bomb! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@Shamay: ...I thought it would XD;
Shang Lu
23-10-2006, 08:34 pm
Well. When the he stops kicking my arse on Guilty Gear ill give myself another point.
The only reason im not giving him another point for doing so...is because of his victory pose...Just....ugh...
I mean...If i didnt know he was already guy...I wouldnt have a problem with it! Quite the contary!
But..you know...penis and all...
milliennium_fox
23-10-2006, 08:51 pm
Originally posted by Shang Lu
Well. When the he stops kicking my arse on Guilty Gear ill give myself another point. Doesn't that mean he should have some more points?:p
Shang Lu
23-10-2006, 09:00 pm
Originally posted by milliennium_fox
Doesn't that mean he should have some more points?:p
Originally posted by Shang Lu
The only reason im not giving him another point for doing so...is because of his victory pose...Just....ugh...
I mean...If i didnt know he was already guy...I wouldnt have a problem with it! Quite the contary!
But..you know...penis and all...
milliennium_fox
23-10-2006, 09:11 pm
I know...and it apparently warrants another point as it seems to be disturbing you...:p
Shang Lu
23-10-2006, 09:12 pm
Its more embarrasing to himself really.
Well...
...Sort of...
Not being real and all..
...
.....
......You know what I mean!
The Overlord
25-10-2006, 02:50 am
Oh, great Shang Lu! Giver of the Rukia pics!
I have an idea that may help you on your great quest...Or not! As it were...
*Hands him a pink rocket launcher*
This is The Gend0r Bend0r 5K. It uses rockets made out of pure 1337 H4X to switch the gender of any character you choose.
My idea is, MAKE HIM A WOMAN!
Then he's happy because he's a woman. We're happy because he's a woman...Then...You can kill him/her anyway!!
Shang Lu
25-10-2006, 02:52 am
Im going for more... actualy good ideas
But thanks for contributing man. -pet pet-
The Overlord
25-10-2006, 02:55 am
-___-;;
FINE!
Then just pay for him to go on a trip to Morroco! He can be just like those transvestites in Burn Up Excess and acually live the dream.
Shiro
25-10-2006, 03:03 am
Or just give him over to Lily Savage... he/she'd eat the little misfit alive.
milliennium_fox
25-10-2006, 03:04 am
Originally posted by The Overlord
Then he's happy because he's a woman. We're happy because he's a woman...Then...You can kill him/her anyway!! This..."plan"...sounds much more disturbing than I think you're aware of...:p :p :p
The Overlord
25-10-2006, 03:05 am
I'm just looking at it from all angles.
...NOT Bridget. The situation.
Thankyou.
Shang Lu
25-10-2006, 03:07 am
You're just a Fem-shota loving whore arnt you? ARNT YOU! Got have a lil' Loli boys, ey? EY?
Senor Rory
25-10-2006, 03:09 am
Originally posted by milliennium_fox
This..."plan"...sounds much more disturbing than I think you're aware of...:p :p :p
:p :p :p :p
Even the reply didn't seem to follow up on that point! :p
So...the disturbing nature of that remains! :p
The Overlord
25-10-2006, 03:09 am
You make The Overlord cry with your accusations!
LOOK!!
Wah. Wah.
SEE!?
I'm only trying to be helpful.
Shiro
25-10-2006, 03:53 am
I like the idea. Disturbing is good.
milliennium_fox
25-10-2006, 03:55 am
...o_O
Shang Lu
25-10-2006, 03:57 am
Well then Shrio. Ive got the link to a loverly image board you might like.
Renchan (http://img.renchan.org/imgboard/)
Shiro
25-10-2006, 04:23 am
Clicked that link, but then remembered my laptop belongs to work... so better not go on there... hehehe
FYI, mr. Overlord, Bridget would most likely NOT be happy as a woman...... YOU need to study up.......:p
@Shiro- Yeah, maybe you should wait till you're on your own comp for that......
The Overlord
02-11-2006, 12:29 pm
Well, thats better for Lu then, isn't it?
It'll act as punishment.
It's okay though, I'm working on somthing that'll help.
Shang Lu
02-11-2006, 02:07 pm
...Aw crap
The Overlord
02-11-2006, 04:27 pm
Don't worry. I think you'll like it.
Being deadly serious.
Shang Lu
02-11-2006, 04:30 pm
Originally posted by The Overlord
Being deadly serious.
Im both curious, and a little afraid.
The Overlord
02-11-2006, 04:57 pm
Your going to have to wait until I have access to a scanner...Which'll be this weekend.
*plans to use Shiro's*
gamerno6
04-11-2006, 06:44 pm
whats this about then?
kitesintruducer
04-11-2006, 08:20 pm
what the im confused whos bridget and whos lu
Shang Lu
04-11-2006, 09:22 pm
....Read the first page of this thread! If you dont understand after, only god can help you.
...Or Wikipedia. Just serch for Guilty Gear + Bridget.
gamerno6
05-11-2006, 12:37 pm
Ah right...you hire me to go kill Bridget
Shang Lu
05-11-2006, 02:57 pm
Hired killing? What are we? Barbarians? This is a matter that require subtlety and time. I'd not have sombody else to my own dirty work for me.
Besides, Bridget is not real, but exists in the minds of those that know of him, and all over the web I might add...
I just need to tarnish his name!
gamerno6
05-11-2006, 06:17 pm
I was playing on Disgaea 2 earlyer and theres a character called Bridget and its a guy :S
Shang Lu
05-11-2006, 06:32 pm
...I'm happy for you.
But it's not 'The' Bridget.
gamerno6
05-11-2006, 06:34 pm
have you tryed poisoned noodles?
Shang Lu
05-11-2006, 07:38 pm
Originally posted by gamerno6
have you tryed poisoned noodles?
Again I state that Bridget is a concept, not a person.
milliennium_fox
05-11-2006, 08:50 pm
I'd give that speech from that Halloween episode of the Simpsons with all the advertisments killing everyone, but I forget how it goes...:p
gamerno6
05-11-2006, 10:10 pm
Originally posted by milliennium_fox
I'd give that speech from that Halloween episode of the Simpsons with all the advertisments killing everyone, but I forget how it goes...:p
Think...you just gotta know :)
kitesintruducer
08-11-2006, 10:12 pm
but bridget was raised as a girl so that means he only knows how to act like a girl
milliennium_fox
08-11-2006, 10:31 pm
Defending Bridget, eh? Let's see what happens...:p :p :p
Shang Lu
08-11-2006, 11:00 pm
The Story for Bridget in guilty gear (im taking this from the game as I have it) is that he's set off as a bounty hunter to prove is masculinity.
...Still dressed as some sort of nun for some reason.
The Overlord
09-11-2006, 10:09 am
Lu~! I've finished my comic! ^^
I need to get it scanned in, but it wont be long.
I've probably got the characterization wrong but thats what I get for not playing the game!
kitesintruducer
09-11-2006, 03:30 pm
Originally posted by milliennium_fox
Defending Bridget, eh? Let's see what happens...:p :p :p
im not defending annyone i havnt played guilty gear before im just
saying that because wikipedia makes it sound like that
Shang Lu
11-11-2006, 12:49 am
Originally posted by The Overlord
Lu~! I've finished my comic! ^^
I need to get it scanned in, but it wont be long.
I've probably got the characterization wrong but thats what I get for not playing the game!
Where IS it!! I am growing impaaaatient!
Shang Lu
26-04-2007, 11:10 am
It seems he just cant let sleeping dogs lie!
The bastard!
Bridget strikes AGAIN
http://uk.wii.ign.com/articles/783/783358p1.html
milliennium_fox
27-04-2007, 01:38 am
Ah, a new console on which to wage war...:p
Senor Rory
27-04-2007, 02:54 am
Yeah, so he can buy it there too to express his "Hatred". Such a victim of consumerism.... :p
I think he should stop suppressing his pseudo-hate and just admit to having a twisted fetish for cross dressing, inter-gender figures.
Dang, I haven't got all the old games yet.... And they just keeep coming....
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