Tag Your It!

[Mr.Jester]

Welcome to .hack Tag

The rules of .hack tag are the rules of normal tag with a few add ons

Gadgets are allowed but no objects that just automatically tag back or gadgets that form forcefields against taging

No killing each other in the process of tagging

Now begin *looks around* oh come on more people please

[Mad Larkin]

"Tag! Now you're it. And you've gotta let us at l;east unconcsiousise each other"

[Mr.Jester]

Ok that I will allow but the person can only be unconsious for about two posts max then there active again *tags you and runs off into the trees*

[Shamay]

*Runs in circles screaming*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[Balmung406]

oh crap I need to hide :eek:
*hides behind some bushes*

[Mad Larkin]

"Hey! No Itbacks!"

*runs around singing "Night's still iii-iit, Night's still iii-iit!"

[Balmung406]

umm night didn't post :confused:

[night]

Originally posted by Mad Larkin
"Hey! No Itbacks!"

*runs around singing "Night's still iii-iit, Night's still iii-iit!"

i didnt even post!!!
:eek:

*hides in a cloud*
:p

[Balmung406]

haha I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed:p

[night]

no not the only one....

just for that.

*nights cloud becomes a thunder cloud.*

*lightning hits larkin*

[Mr.Jester]

Rofl larkin is still it because he claimed someone who hadnt even posted was it ^_^
*jumps to another tree*

[bubble_monster]

*joins in and hides in a nearby postbox.......*
You can see my two brown eyes peering out of the gap :p

[Revolver]

*runs about like a headless chicken*

CLUCK

[Mr.Jester]

larkin still needs to tag someone

[lolly]

eeep! *runs away carrying Charlie in one arm and Claudio in other* i gotta save my pets! ^^ '

[Mr.Jester]

*blinks*
Larkin has caused quite a mess by just running away T.T
I guess cos hes been away for too long ill be it again
*looks around and spots bubble*
muahahaha
*pole vaults to the post box and opens the top*
Tag!
*runs off into trees*

[bubble_monster]

Dammit! this was a brilliant disguise/hiding place.......

*Runs around and notices revolver running around like a headless chicken and tags him :p*

[Revolver]

damn the headless chicken a ct never works

*see night and tags him*

[bubble_monster]

*bounds away from night, and dives into a nearby rabbit burrow*

[night]

*tags the rabbit, rabbit tags bubble then bites her*

:D

[bubble_monster]

Doh!!!!

*bounds out of the rabbit burrow, and tags the rabbit again, then throws the rabbit at orion which tags him :p*

[Mr.Jester]

T.T This means war
*Tags the rabbit and throws it with full force at night and the rabbit tags night and pushes him back into a ditch*
Woohooooo strike
*Gets his invisibility cloak out*

[bubble_monster]

*runs into a corner of the forum, and hides from night underneath a table.*

[night]

ouch...

*night puts the bunny back into the thread it actually belongs in. accidently bumps into orion on the way back*

oh tig :D

*teleports away*

[Mr.Jester]

*sneaks behind bubble in the invisibility cloak* Tag Your it!

*runs off and jumps to the top of a tower

[bubble_monster]

*shakes fist at orion, and runs after him up the tower, and tags him back*

[Mr.Jester]

*takes his hand of and throws it at bubbles head* Tag!
*starts pulling back his hand*

[night]

*night stand on the side on the tower*

wow big drop

:D

[bubble_monster]

*runs up to night and pokes him lightly tag!!!!*

But did he fall off the tower to his death???

[lolly]

wait and see on the next episode of 'tag the .hack member!' to find out!

[Mr.Jester]

no its called "Tag Your It!" :(

[lolly]

well ok, tune in next time on 'tag your it!' to find out!

[Mr.Jester]

Thats better ^^
>.>
Now we have to wait for night to tag some one

[lolly]

*does a lil dance* yay, dancing might scare people away from me and so i won't be tagged ^^

[Mr.Jester]

No that will just hypnotize them into coming closer

[lolly]

*dances near to Orion* does it?

[Mr.Jester]

<.<; Yes *trys to find his blindfold to avoid hypnotism*

[Revolver]

*grabs black thong from Undies Wars!! and throws it to Orion*

"Here is a blind fold" :D

[lolly]

*dances infront of revolver* doesnt work does it? ohwell:p i tried

[Shugo121]

*jumps into the fray of tagging*"what the......man thats just plain creepy."*jumps into a tree*

[lolly]

night best hurry up and come tag someone:rolleyes:

[Shugo121]

hmmmmmmm is night gonna post???

[Mr.Jester]

He's taking to long so *throws sticker at shugo's chest* Your it now

[Shugo121]

ahhhhh it burns!!!!!!!!!!!! throws the slap to lolly TAG YOUR IT!
disapears into the shadows "muwuahaha!"

[lolly]

hey!! damn you.....*creeps up behind Orion and slaps him on the back* ay up mate, guess what? your it!:D

[Mr.Jester]

*throws his arm speedily at shugo's head*
Taaaaaaag!
*runs off with one arm left*

[Shugo121]

now to get someone hmmm lolly seems unaware *disappears then reappears behind lolly trips lolly*HAHA your it

[lolly]

*gets up off the floor* ouch, that hurt! :mad: *runs after Shugo and instead pokes Orion when passing* hehe ^^ *giggles cutely then runs off to hide*

[Mr.Jester]

Hey im at a distinct adisadvantage here i only have one arm *holds both arms out to side* oh, it grew back o.o
*jumps on shugo's head and into a tree* Tag!

[lolly]

*runs around as fast as can screaming* don't tag meee!!! someone save me!!! :( i'm injuuuuuured!!!:D

[Mr.Jester]

*Orion's little robo bunny jumps out from a pocket and runs to lolly with a medical kit* Don't worry he's friendly ^^

[lolly]

ok, me has severe sunburn on my arm, have anything for it?

[Mr.Jester]

*robo bunnie retrieves after sun from his little bag*

[lolly]

yay! ahhh, that feels better :) thanx Orion, is this your excuse for trying not to attack me? just heal me instead?:p

[Shugo121]

*lol*

takes off orion costume muwhahahah your it AGAIN


you are the weakest.....im leavin too the big creepy house!
*at the house sees...*:eek: ahhh!

[Mr.Jester]

dude you just made no sense what so ever, i didnt go near lolly, my robo bunny did so your still it lol

[Shugo121]

lol i will get you yet............even if i talk jibberish


hello orion....goodbye orion......

*leaves tag symbol and kick me sign on orion*

[Mr.Jester]

*kick tags shugo's head*
i put a "kick me" sign on your head ^^
*takes the one on his back off

[Shugo121]

owwwwwwww! i shall get revenge! goodbye *rips off kick me sign off of head walks away then reappears*

hello again ill give you this nice present and note inside of it orion goodbye for now muwhahahaha!


lol

[Mr.Jester]

XD You havent even taged me there dude

[Shugo121]

i kno im just gonna push a little button

and then say i went to lolly and tagged her right now hehehehe i tricked u lol

[night]

tig me...tig me

*put arm up*

:D

[Mr.Jester]

*blinks at shugo's siugnature*
Dude you need an epilepsy warning with that

[night]

too late that has already been mentioned lol
:D

[Shugo121]

:) silly orion
walks up to night tag your it night :)

[Mr.Jester]

not silly just busy

[Shugo121]

no your both :p

[Tri-Edge]

*A dark matter orb floats into the clearing and Tri-Edge appears out of it staring blankly.*

*He takes out his scroll book and writes a couple with magic insignia on the back and the Japanese sign for snail on top. He puts them around in a 12 foot circumference around him and folds his hands as he sits down waiting for something to happen.*

[Slow down spells: Decelerates the molecules of anyone who steps on them. Each with an effective radius of 3 feet. 1 by 1 foot each.]

*Tri-Edge goes deep in thought ‘A 7foot jump? This I got to see.’*

[night]

yay im it

:p

[Shugo121]

*uses Shadow posession on tri edge and makes him dress up like a scarecrow*:p how bout that tri edge :) hey look at me im a scare crow (in tri edges voice)

[night]

look tri edge is a scare crow!

wait whats the differance?
:confused:

[lolly]

this thread is for tagging not turning people into scarecrows:rolleyes: *runs into a bush to hide*

[Shugo121]

now ive gotton you knight jumps with sharp knife diee!!!!!!
hits knight hhahahahahaha your it night here keep this rubber knife

[night]

thanks...i think....

yay im it!!!

"kage bunojitsu" (sp)
*shadow replication, tigs everyone including myself at the same time*

er...now what?

[Shugo121]

......? huh what the.... i think you cant do that

[night]

i just did

:D

now we just need someone who normally doesnt come in here to come in then everyone trys to tig them.

this way only one person is not "it" and everyones after them

:D

[Shugo121]

Cheater

[night]

if i tig the next person then everyones after me...
:p

[Shugo121]

yes but whos gonna join genius?!?!?!

[night]

mmmm
dont know


:D

[Shugo121]

stupid...........lol jk

[Tri-Edge]

*Tri-Edge gets anoyed.*

"You Off-topic people!"

*Tri-Edge forces one spell to go off as it stun's himself and his shadow forcing the shadow replication to cut out.*

*Tri-Edge gathers a random element into his blade.*

"Replicate this!"

*He shoots a holy spell into the air like a flair. It blows up lighting the area in immence light blinding the users.*

*He hand signs the japanese sign for 'turtle' , 'lion' , 'rat'.*

"Earthstyle."

*He burrows into the ground leaving no hole behind.*

[night]

night wonders who was letting off the fireworks.

:D

[lolly]

it was you night:p
wow, at least someone's bothered about going off topic:p

[Tri-Edge]

*Tri-Edge jumps out in the open.*

"So.... whos it?"

[night]

*tigs lolly*

yay new someone would come!

[Mr.Jester]

*Walks in*
Wow i leave this topic astray and people start cheating and going off topic, i dont know *rolls eyes*
*looks around* so whos it?

[Tri-Edge]

"Heh, I would love to know that!"

*Tri-Edge lands on top of a hill and crosses his hands awaiting 'the one'.*

[night]

well im the one since i just tigged lolly.

:rolleyes:

[Tri-Edge]

...Soooo u TAGed lolly while she was it and naw your it.

...OR u TAGed lolly while you where it and she's it.

"Which one!" Both Tri-Edge and Tri-Edge's controler scream at Night.

[lolly]

Lolly's here to save the day whaduya want chicks?:p

[Mr.Jester]

See i didn't get what that meant at all :confused:

[lolly]

you don't get anything slowpoke:p

[Mr.Jester]

thats very true ^^

[lolly]

suprised you didn't think of that yourself:rolleyes:

[Mr.Jester]

ofcourse i didnt, im slow

[lolly]

*tags* too slow:p *flies off*

[Mr.Jester]

*chases after and trips up on face* ow

[lolly]

*flies in circles overhead* oooooo

[Mr.Jester]

*looks up at then collapses in daze*

[lolly]

*pokes*

[Mr.Jester]

*tigs and then runs off into the trees*

[lolly]

*flies after and doges trees with skill whilst looking for you* ooooh Oriiiiion?

[Mr.Jester]

*throws a smoke bomb to clog the whole area*

[lolly]

*starts choking and flies out of trees* damn you and your wishes to hurt me ¬¬ *wafts wings as hard as can to get smoke away*

[Mr.Jester]

*hides in the trees unseen*

[lolly]

*perches ontop of a tree and waits* "he'll have to come out in a moment, how can he breath in there?"

[Mr.Jester]

*has a handy oxygen tank*

[lolly]

cheat ¬¬

[Mr.Jester]

*would love to use the line "pirate..." right now*

[lolly]

bloody pirates:p *smoke clears and i dive towards you and tags* ^^

[Mr.Jester]

*tags your leg as you fly off and then runs aay again*

[lolly]

*jerks around as soon as is tags and flies after you and tags you again because i'm faster and flies out of trees*:D

[Mr.Jester]

*jumps on his flying purple cloud and chases you and then tags your leg and then flys upwards along a tower wall side*

[lolly]

*hovers in air and watches you with big watery eyes*

[Mr.Jester]

*looks back at and then stops*
eeeeeeeeeek its the innocent sad look *starts floating towards*

[lolly]

*tear drip down face*

[Mr.Jester]

*floats back down to infront off lolly and is frozen there*

[lolly]

*stares at you trying to hypnotise you and then arms suddenly shoots out and smacks you* ...tag ^^*flies away at great speed*

[Mr.Jester]

*blinks*
We need more tag players here! ><

[night]

whos it?

[Mr.Jester]

*hops over your head, tagging your head in the process and begins to run up the tower again*

[night]

doh

*chases after orion*

weee :D
*spiral runs up the outside of the tower*

[Mr.Jester]

*jumps from the tower skydiving into the woods*

[night]

oh well (yay for zone of the enders....)

*compresses the space between orion and the ground*

[SPLAT]

"that looked sore..."
:D

[Mr.Jester]

*protects self with an outwards pulsing gravity ball sheilding him and then turns it of*
muahahaha

[night]

doh

:D

*zero shifts next to orion*
tig

*zero shifts away*

[lolly]

i think Orion escapes attacks unfairly too much...usually i just accept it and then hit back but i don't just stop myself getting hurt altogether lol, makes more sense no? oui? non? ja? nein?

[Mr.Jester]

*while lolly lists the differant ways of saying no orion tigs her and then strolls off*

[lolly]

*strolls after Orion faster and smacks him round the back of the head* TAG!:p *flies off very very very very very very quickly*

[Mr.Jester]

*rubs back of head* ...........OW!!!!
*looks up at lolly flying of and shoots her with a tranquilizer dart*
That shouldnt hurt too much

[lolly]

*flaps of wings get slower and weaker*...i...h.hate...y.y.you :( *falls to ground*

[Mr.Jester]

*sprints and catches you before you hit the ground*
told ya it wouldnt hurt
*gives you something that will steadily wake you up and tags you and then runs off again*

[lolly]

*sulks on ground half asleep* will someone please beat up Orion for me because i'm too busy sulking

[Mr.Jester]

*sighs* im not the one who whaked the other round the head, at least my retaliation didn't involve pain
*throws rest of tranquilizer shots in the river*
wont be needing those anymore

[lolly]

you know i hate needles yet its perfectly fine to shoot them at me when they're full of sleepy stuff while i'm flying! ¬¬

[Mr.Jester]

*shrug* I wasn't gonna catch you any other way
*starts making his way through the forest back to where lolly is sulking*
The tranquilizer wore off yet?

[lolly]

you could have waited for someone else to tag...
*cant move* nope

[Mr.Jester]

*walks a bit closer*
the mixture i gave you a little earlier should start doing its stuff soon, you'll regain some movement
*starts walking off into the woods*
dont worry when you catch up to me you can hit me a bit harder this time *smiles*

[lolly]

*raises hand* i refuse!

[Mr.Jester]

*turns head slightly* your choice
*starts running*

[lolly]

*the next person who appears on this topic who is not Orion is tagged by me*

[night]

"oh im it"

unfortuantly orions poor handling of traqualising material has forces all the trees in the forest to gain tranquailising barbs.
Is stung and falls asleep...

...zzzZZZZ
:o

[lolly]

*stumbles around trying to keep balance* can't....walk....or r...ru.n.....tim.e..o...o...out? *falls over*

[Mr.Jester]

*looks back down at the trees from the tower and see's whats happaned*
Woops, i better solve this
*jumps from the tower and equips his chainsaw and flys down into the woods straight away sawing a tree in half*

[night]

*half the tree lands on night, the oter half lands on lolly*

[Mr.Jester]

*scratches head*
ah crap
*cuts down another tree that ends up landing on him*

[bubble_monster]

*points and laughs at orion*

[night]

*under half a tree*

:D

[lolly]

*also under half a tree and waves at Night* yo dude!:D

[Mr.Jester]

*chainsaws down another tree to topple down on bubble*

[lolly]

*eyes follow the movement of the falling tree and blinks as it hits Bubble*......ouch dude thats gonna hurt in the morning my son!:D

[Mr.Jester]

Bubble is your son?!?!?!?!

[lolly]

its an expression you silly person :rolleyes:

[night]

luckily my tree has termites.

*tree dissolves and i stand up*

[lolly]

*sees that the termites are beginning to dissolve Night's shoes* .....urm, dude ^^'

[Mr.Jester]

*Chainsaw dissolves and stares blankly for a moment*
..Maneating Termites! Runaway!!
*Runs into the tower*

[lolly]

*jumps up and down on the spot not knowing what to do* eeeeek! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!

[bubble_monster]

*picks up man-eating termite exterminator and exterminates all the man-eating termites..... oh woops.... exterminates the next person to post in this thread as well :p*

[lolly]

.............crap:p *exterminated* since when were daleks involved here?

[night]

since dr who just turned up in his tardis...

:rolleyes: troublemaker

[lolly]

being exterminated is really lonely stuff, anyone know how to bring me back?

[night]

yip

*absorbs entire space time continum and remakes lolly.*

there

[lolly]

woop! ^^ *edges towards Orion who is distracted by a butterfly and tags him* mwahahahhha! *runs off very fast*

[Mr.Jester]

Ok WTF!?!? :eek:
*runs out of the tower and then takes out his patented multi use flute and plays it and sets the maneating bugs after night's legs*
Eat up children

[lolly]

*turns around and runs back very fast and then slaps Orion with a blue monkey called Ken* stop going off topic!!!!!:p you're it!! *runs away again*

[Mr.Jester]

I wasn't going off topic, I was taming the man eating termites in an attempt to get someone else tagged silly person
*sends the maneating termites after the monkey called ken*

[lolly]

*bichslaps the termites* how dare you try to eat my lovers' monkey!!! go eat Orion, he has...betrayed you?

[Mr.Jester]

*Uses the distraction of man eating termites to tag the monkey called ken and also place various wood items around its being*
Bye bye monkey :D
*runs away before the termites awaken from there obeying state*

[lolly]

*falls onto knees and cries hysterically* noooo! leave Ken alone!! *waves of power rise from me before i fly suddenly forward and thump Orion in the stomach* :mad:tag!!!

[Mr.Jester]

*is winded by the force of the thump and is then feasted upon by the termites*

[lolly]

*picks up Ken and swings him round* yay!! you're safe ^^ *looks over at Orion* justice is served ^^

[Mr.Jester]

*There is nothing to look at seen as though the termites ate orion*

[lolly]

...good point:p *holds out Ken in front of me and sighs* if only your real owner could be in my arms instead....ohwell:D

[Mr.Jester]

*the termites take the form of orion*
Woooooot my soul must be strong ^^
*walks toward the monkey*
grrrrr

[lolly]

this has to stop..now! *sprays bug spray* im getting booored of termites here!!:p

[Mr.Jester]

Oh great now I'm just a floating ghost

[lolly]

problem?:D

[Mr.Jester]

*growls and grabs for the monkey but misses*
*sigh* stuff it I'm off to go get reincarnated into a humanoid cat

[lolly]

and now you're it for eternity, and can't tag anyone:D

[night]

ill help!

*evolves the monkey into orion*
(not got that far up the evelotionary table to go)
:D

[lolly]

ooooo harsh:p
also harsh on me, can i have Ken back please? :(
and i'll be mean and correct the word 'evolutionary':p

[Mr.Jester]

Nope, you can't because I'm back now ^^

[night]

he is both orion and ken....

not two lives that are incomplete, but one complete life....
:D

[Mr.Jester]

what hthe heck have you been reading?

[night]

nothing....thus is the wisdom past down from my monk teacher...

:p

[lolly]

but thats no fair :( i could mean to be telling Ken secrets about stuff, but then Orion would hear me ¬¬

[night]

maybe he has a split personality now.

:eek: :o

[lolly]

:eek: eek, i ain't gonna tell secrets then, but with Ken's monkey powers, Orion might have more mobility advantages to tag us :confused: change him back quick!!!

[night]

*turns lolly into superpowered monkey*

there...oh...erm...woops?
:confused: :eek:

[lolly]

*superpunches Night* ooo ee aaa!!

[night]

*head goes way up on long neck (like one of those silly old boxer toys)*

[lolly]

ee ee ee:p

[night]

wow i feel liek a giraffe

:p <animal fact 567 giraffes have long tounges

[Mr.Jester]

*Managed to find someone to restore me to my former self while I was away*
Well I never wanna be that monkey again.....
Wait......where'd everybody go?

[night]

"up here"
*everyones piled ontop of my head....*

[Mr.Jester]

Isn't that painfully heavy?

[night]

well...
*snap*

erm...not anymore??
:eek:

[kitesintruducer]

sees everyone on the ground
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*runs from everyone because he doesnt know whos it*

[bubble_monster]

*decides that bubble is it and tags kitesintruducer*
:P

[Mr.Jester]

*jumps into a tree*
Eeeeep keep it away from me lol

[kitesintruducer]

tags orion hahha your it

[lolly]

i havn't been here in aaaaaaages:D.....EEEK! *runs for life*

[Mr.Jester]

*throws a boot at kitesintruder's head*

[kitesintruducer]

whos intruder ahhhhhh orions talking to thin air again theres no intruder here haha

[night]

*sets orions tree on fire*

thats for snapping my neck :D

[Mr.Jester]

*looks down* uh oh!

[lolly]

*blinks hard as flames from tree leap higher*.....woo! pweety!!!

[Mr.Jester]

*leg catchs fire*
oh no oh no urm what was that procedure again, stop drop and goal??

[lolly]

roll darling:p

[Mr.Jester]

*rolls of the tree and breaks his neck*

[lolly]

you and your accidents Orion :rolleyes: why you have to go break your neck?:p

[Mr.Jester]

Because i snapped night's

[lolly]

if you liketh, i really am the only person that doesn't like to fight, ahwell, i'll just wobble...

[night]

*resnaps my neck back in place*

well orion you might want to...

*tree snaps in half and falls ontop of orion*

[kitesintruducer]

everyone do the chicken dance
dada dada dada da
dada dada dada da
dada da da da da da
dada dada dada da

[bubble_monster]

yeah.....on your own....
*picks up the fallen down tree and hits kitesintroducer with to shut him up* :p

[night]

is orion still stuck to it?
:p

[Mr.Jester]

*gets up of the ground* nah I'm good
*is hit with back swing of the tree* I think I spoke to soon