Bird flu larkin

[Balmung406]

alright every one you know the situation!

[Mad Larkin]

Hey! A Colliseum Game deddicated to me.... or something

*changes back into a human*

well thatwas the quickest game ive ever seen...

and id like to thank blah blah blah drone drone yackety yackety

[night]

*turns larkin back into a chiken*

[Mad Larkin]

*turns back into a human...and summons some cannon fodder chickens.*

Happy now?

[night]

no wait.

*gets a bucket and a bbq*

right all set now, fire away!

[Mad Larkin]

yeeeehaw!!!!!!!

*guns down 3 of the chickens with a pair of SPB90s...ow whatever they're caled...then gets out a ...damn....you know those huuuge combat shotguns ith the circular cycle things? one of them*

[night]

got no idea what you mean.

*bbq's dead chickens* Get'em while thier hot!

[Gin]

*Steals a chicken. Makes a picnic.*

[Balmung406]

*slaps gin with a rubber chicken*

[Mad Larkin]

eep! DOWN WITH REVOLVER, UP WITH MINT CHOC CHIP!!!

sorry, had to get it outta my system lol

[Balmung406]

down with sanity! long live the sheep!

[Mad Larkin]

not quite the same thing but yeah. go for it

[Revolver]

Originally posted by Mad Larkin
DOWN WITH REVOLVER, UP WITH MINT CHOC CHIP!!!


a Brill thread

[Mad Larkin]

yes, ok revolver, calm down

*eats a live chicken whole*

nyum!

[Revolver]

Yoshi

is a great game

[Mad Larkin]

what the hell has that got to do with anything?

[Balmung406]

lol i think it was the "nyum" :)

[Mad Larkin]

nyum? nyum is my word that i say when im bing random

[Gin]

It also makes about 30% of Yoshi's vocabulary....:D

Down with Denmark! Hail maple-trees!

*opens an umbrella in Rev.'s nostril*

[night]

guys look...

*smoke/dust raises in the east*

whats that?

*notices whatever it if comes in lots of colours*

AAAAHHH!!! its rainbow coloured sheep.

*runs west*

[Mad Larkin]

oh shit


*sheep explodes at larkin*

[night]

more sheep on their way

:D

[Gin]

Quick...... Let's count them...... Then we'll fall asleep, and being rainbow-coloured sheep, they'll slip into our dreams at the same time they explode, leading to our awakening, ereasing our dreams, and with them the sheep.......:mad:

*"Meanwhile; the sheep had been closing in. Gin was run over, and 2 dousin sheep detonated on him. He was to be remembered as 'The Man Who Tried, But Was Too Late Due To His Meaningless Usage Of Far Too Many Dots'.*:D

[night]

lol

*night rides a gaint rainbow colored sheep*

yehaaaa!
:D

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by Gin
He was to be remembered as 'The Man Who Tried, But Was Too Late Due To His Meaningless Usage Of Far Too Many Dots'.*:D

NOOOO!

thats not you....thats me!

silly Gin....mmmm.....alcohol...

[night]

sheep dont drink.

:confused:

[Mad Larkin]

did i say they do?

[Balmung406]

*balmung shoots the rainbow coloured sheep night is riding in the leg causing him to be cattipulted fowards into a neer by thorn bush*


oops sorry night, I didn't see you there lol:)

[night]

"its ok" he says tangled in the thorns

*wounded sheep collapses on balmung and explodes*

[Gin]

"Walking Dead"

uuuuURyaaaAaa....... *Another sheep explodes*

... Ouch...... *Picks up a megaphone* Lassie....! Help..... We.... need megahol...... *collapse*

[night]

to dull the pain?

[Mad Larkin]

no, to increase it silly

[Gin]

*Kicks a sheep. sets off a chain-reaction*

Huhuhu..... Nah, to get drunk...... *Explodes again*

[night]

gin seems to like "exploading" on sheep.

hes not a farmer from wales is he?
:eek: :D

[Mad Larkin]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

run away!

[bubble_monster]

Wot??? from the farmer in wales?

[Gin]

No..... The chain reaction, and.... MY DRUNKEN WRATH!!!
*starts kicking sheep toward night. drunken master-style*

[Mr.Jester]

*comes in with pigs and roundhouse kicks them around the room*
Bouncy farm animals!
*roundhouse kicks one towards gin*

[bubble_monster]

*joins in with the kicking of the bouncing farm animals!*

[Mr.Jester]

*hides in trench* urm you do know that soon there going to blow up right?

[Gin]

(Think....Quickly.... I need a diversion.....) Ah! Konton-jutsu... Broken Record.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!.....Of DOOM!!

:p

[Mr.Jester]

*puts ear plugs in his ears and looks around at the strange silence of the room*

[bubble_monster]

I'm pretty sure you can't look around the room at silence, only hear it!

[Mr.Jester]

*gets in radioactive suit and throws radioactive chikens at you*
shoooooosh

[night]

*catches radioactive chicken*

hmmm this might be a bit cheesey...

*places radioactive chicken in bow, like an arrow*

,
P-...............................................~ 'SQUAUK!'

:D (diagram of chicken bow and arrow)

[Mr.Jester]

*jumps out of suit and flys up to rafters* Dont dare aim that at me
*starts throwing pigions at you*

[night]

:D

cool more ammo..
*rubs radioactive chicken on pigeons, making radioactive pigeons*

[Mr.Jester]

too bad i have gasoline and matches ^^
*kicks the open gasoline barrel so it spills out the contents on you and the pigions and chicken and then throws 3 lit mathces down*
Anynoe for crispy night with chicken^^

[night]

*shoots flaming raidoactive chickens and pidgeons at you*

im on fire...YAY!

:D

[Mr.Jester]

*jumps from rafter to rafter dodging each bird*
Having fun?

[night]

wait for it....

:)

*roof collapses onto orion*

i was hitting all the weak points
and
"yip"

:D

[Mr.Jester]

*the wreckage starts to move and orion climbs from the wreckage*
You messed me up
*throws pigions like darts*

[night]

*fires pidgeon arrows which knock the arrows out the air*

haha evil-do-er...(said in best sherwood forest accent)
:D

[bubble_monster]

:eek: night is Robin hoood!!!!

[night]

robin hoood :D

yes...i fill in for hood on his weekends off.

:o <nods

[Gin]

Let me guess: "Steal from the rich..... Yep, I think that was it...", right....?:D

*starts chewing a radioaction-fried chicken while playing the broken record of doom*

[Mad Larkin]

That record's getting annoying!

*breaks the already slightly broken record of doom in half*

"Ha! i'd like to see you play that"

*steals one half just to make sure*

[Mr.Jester]

*obtains another broken of doom that has been chicken pecked*

[Mad Larkin]

*destroys ALL broken records of doom*

there. safe at last

[Gin]

*puts all the pieces in a pipe*
Rain pipe of Doom....:p *turns it upside-down: "Doooooo......."*

[Mad Larkin]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOooOOOooOo"


*head explodes. Bits of it come into contact with the broken record rain stick, and using the last of his willpower, he removes it from all known spacetime*


safe at last

[Mr.Jester]

Oooo that means larkin's pieces are of doom
*puts them in a new rain pipe and tips it upside down*

[Mad Larkin]

*bursts out and s now Larkin of Doom*

MUCH BETTER!!!!

MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[night]

:eek: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Gin]

Hehehee..... That record was my own alchemic creation..... Of course I have a remote for it.... *Grabs Essence of Doom Record Player* Hmm.... What next....? Aha! *Kicks the thing. Larkin instantly initiates THE DREADED DRUNKEN KARAOKE OF DOOM!!!-mode.*

:eek: I'd better run fast, and run far.... *proceeds to do so*

[night]

what!

karaoke!

:eek:

ALRIGHT!

*grabs the mic and sings badly to what ever song larkin was singing*

:cool:

[Gin]

*runs faster, and runs further*:D *then stops, and starts singing karaoke* (What? Everyone else does it....)

[Mad Larkin]

"NO! Anything but this"

*erases self from pace time. then comes back as normal Larkin*

[night]

*sings happy birthday to larkin*

[Mr.Jester]

hahah if his birthday is today, then its a day after mine hehe ^^

[Gin]

"MA-I-PE-E-SUU!...." [[Error: Mind has disconnected. Click "LaLa-Land" for details.]]

[Mr.Jester]

See I searched all of la-la land and couldn't find you so I thought I'd come back with a teletubbie

[Gin]

-SNAP!-
NYyooOOOooo...!! Not the- the-the-.... TELETUBBIE..!! *DESPERATION MOVE: SPACE-TIME-BENDING DOOM-KARAOKE SHOCK WAVE! SONG-SO-BADLY-SUNG-IT-CAN-NOT-BE-IDENTIFIED!*:eek:

[Mr.Jester]

*the tellitubbie starts munching on gins ear*
That gonna leave a mark