The Riddling Reaver (Actual Game Thingy)

[Mad Larkin]

Ok, here we go. The real thing. I'll change the name of the other one to -(chat) or something

The Curse Of Kallamehr (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Mkvenner/The%20Riddling%20Reaver/kallamehr.jpg)

you have been trekking across Allansia, n search of adventure, excitement, and above all, treasure! Forsaking the western shores, you headed south, and came to the land of , Kallamehr (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Mkvenner/The%20Riddling%20Reaver/kallamehr.jpg), which is ruled by the noble house of Rangor. Compared to the hardships you faced on the journey, Kallamehr promises comfort and rich pickings. Judging by the rounded bellies of the traders you have passed, business must be good here

After two months' solid travelling, interrupted only by the occasional skirmish with beasts and bandits, you have caught the scent of the sea in the wind. The road broadens as it approaches the town of Kallamehr, and you see it's famous tower looming majestically in the distance. as you draw near the town, you catch sight of the sprawling collection of buildings which huddle beneath the tower. The twiting architecture is strange to your northern eyes; it seems to have no order to it. yo wonder how on earth people can live in such chaotic squalor.

An imposing pair of gates loom before you. Strangely, no guards seem to be around, and the gates are open. you can make out the faint sound of shouting from the other side of town, but houses block your vision and you cannot see what the commotion is about.

As you stand in the gateway, you hear thumping from the gatehouse to your left. Someone seems to be trying to attract your attenition.

"In the name of charity, let me out!" a tiny voice implores, "Surely I, one of Baron Bluestones' most loyal subjects, should have the right to witness the struggle. Let me out?

Edging closer, you see a man's gaunt face pressed against the door's grille. manacled hands grip the bars and tears stain his grubby face. He does not look much like a loyal citizen to yo, and he has most certainly been locked in the gatehouse for a good reason. there are no keys nearby.

Abandoning him to his fate, you hurry towards the sound of the crowd, which gets louder as you het closer. Carts sit unattended, stalls unguarded, and livestockruns free. Minutes after leaving the gate, you arrive at the central square - the scene of the commotion. Packed into the aquare is a vast crowd (surely the entire population of Kallamehr, apart from). each pair of eyes is fixed on the top of the tower, where a spindly figure is struggling to free himself from the clutches of a short robed man, who in turn is trying to force the other off the edge of the balcony. The Spindly man is teetering on the edge. with every twist and turn the onlookers gasp ever louder. The tension is unbearable.


Scene 1: Tower Trouble

Ok, you all know your stats and stuff. Shiro, you have 12 spell choices. PM me which ones you want and how many. Also, you can attempt to make up your own spells. Pm me about any you think of and I'll decide whether you can use them/how hard it is to use them etc.

Once you're all ready, we'll begin proper

[Revolver]

*Stands watching*

Ready GM

[Mad Larkin]

bump. cant have this disappearing JUST yet

[Shiro]

OK, I picked my spells, if I think of any I'll let you know!

*reports for duty*

[Revolver]

and now we wait *sleeps*

[Mad Larkin]

haha, dont worry, im sure xias will get here soon. Dont know what happenned to adge. he leave?

and i think ruri's in a mood with me for something i didn't say *sigh*

well, if someone changes their mind, we can use fox. Im sure hes into this kinda thing

[Ruri-Ruri]

k.
i am here now.
i dont think adge is going to be around very often.

[Mad Larkin]

hmm.....wheres fox....or maybe balmung. I'll ask

[Balmung406]

Ready for action!

[Revolver]

now for xias *sleeps again*

[Mad Larkin]

xias'll be on 2day...at least, she thnks she will, so...

do i get on with it? whatr do you guys reckon

[Shiro]

you'd probably better - I'm sure you could find a way of working Xias into it when she turns up! ^^

[Mad Larkin]

If you insist *washes hands*

Scene 1: Tower Trouble (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Mkvenner/The%20Riddling%20Reaver/Towertrouble.jpg)

You are in a throng of townspeople, struggling to avoid being crushed against the sea wall. People are shrieking in disbelief, and pandemonium reigns. You guess that it is the Baron up there, fighting for his life. But why?

Nobody seems able to do anything; guardsmen are pounding in vain on the mighty oaken doors of the tower. The crowd just stands and stares.

The sea crashes against vicious rocks at the foot of the cliff below the tower. Now is your chance to demonstrate your heroism. Can you save the baron.? But how do you reach him? :confused:


BTW, from now on, any underlined sections are probably links to images (as above)

[Shiro]

OK... game question...

Do I confer with the group before I make an action, and can I ask you about my abilities sometimes if I feel I need them explaining?

[Balmung406]

ummm yeah good question, do we?

[Mad Larkin]

Yes, If you are ever confused about anything, just ask me.

And yes, you are working as a team, so, while you CAN run off on your own, and even try to complete it on your own, it is usually best to confer with the rest of the group and together, decide on the best course of action.

Also, I mentioned it in the other one, but you all start off with a rope, a backpack, 10 provisions (each restoring 4 pts of stamina, but can only be used at times stated by me) and a sword

[Shiro]

Does my levitate spell work on more than one person... and did I pick a levitate spell? lol

[Mad Larkin]

Your Levitation spell only works on one person and yes you did pk it. It makes sense that the res of your merry band would know what you have spell-wise so...

Shiro’s spells:

Shielding
Levitation x2
Creature copy
ESP
Luck Restore x2
Stamina restore x4
Weakness

I realise this is gonna mean a fair bit of waiting, because we're probably not gonna be on here at the same time. I will try my best to keep things moving forwards, but f you need to makle any important decisions, or carry on with the plotline then i will need to wait for the others

[Shiro]

ok, given I can only levitate one person, I guess I would suggest either ropes or I levitate the strongest person up there!

[Balmung406]

umm right, who's the oldest out of us?

[Mad Larkin]

wha?

BTW, there isnt technically a "strength" rating. Stamina is life, and the highest is ruri, Skill is weappon skill, and the highest is you balmung

[Revolver]

we should get all of our ropes and tie them togther then shiro levitates one of us up and they tie the rope on and the rest climb up

[Balmung406]

right shiro, beam me up scotty!

[Mad Larkin]

Shiro:

Stamina (Hp) = 14 (max for mage)

Skill (with weapons) = 8

Luck = 10

Balmung:

Stamina = 17

Skill = 11

Luck = 8

Ruri

Stamina = 24 (Max amount)

Skill = 7 (minimum amount)

Luck = 9

Revolver

Stamina = 19

Skill = 9

Luck = 9

Xias

Stamina = 22

Skill = 8

Luck = 7



and nice plan guys

[Revolver]

i would change adge to be balmung larkin

[Mad Larkin]

oops sorry


BTWthere are 4 floors, only 3 available to a levitator


the ground floor (thru the doors)

1st floor (1st wndow)

2nd floor (2nd window)

top of tower (duh!)

[Revolver]

we need the ropes and shiro you need to get one of us to 2nd floor then we all climb up the rope and then to the top

[Mad Larkin]

shiro, in order to use levitation, you must succeed a magic test....fortunately, the 1st 1 works automatically this time

[Balmung406]

well if anyone's going to go it should be me, I can be sacrificed!

[Revolver]

well you should go to the second floor then you can throw down the ropes we tie and the we all climb up and fight as a team! please give me your ropes people

[Mad Larkin]

The ropes are handed to balmung, because hes the 1 going up lol

[Balmung406]

right shiro you know what to do. (damn what have I got myself into!)

[Mad Larkin]

erm....not too much i think

[Revolver]

balmung you nead to tie the ropes so we have anough lenth

[Mad Larkin]

BTW, are you going to the 2nd floor (second window), or the second floor as in the one above the ground floor?

[Revolver]

second window

[Mad Larkin]

where shiro go?

[Revolver]

he is on

[Shiro]

OK, OK, I'll levitate Balmung! lol

[Revolver]

god speed balmung and shiro! :D

[Mad Larkin]

ready balmung? good....

BTW, ruri and Xias are being waylaid by a big ugly bloke lol

***As shiro concentrates on lifting Balmung, a cool breeze fills the immediate area, acccompanied by the tang of metal. Slowly at first, Balmung begins to float towards the second floor***

[Balmung406]

*levitates to 2nd floor and ties the rope* ok guys I've done it! *throws down the rope*

[Mad Larkin]

hey, i forgot to mention, but i'll do the narrative (see cool thing in last post)....I dont practice or anything....lol:D

[Revolver]

*tugs on rope then starts climbing rope*
good job balmung

[Mad Larkin]

STOP!!!!!!!

[Balmung406]

no problemo

[Mad Larkin]

Now that I have your attention, when you reach a new room, there will be a new narrative....

and let me do them thanks lol

2 secs

[Revolver]

gets to balmung

[Balmung406]

woo hoo I'm a hero!

[Mad Larkin]

ooh er

***As Balmung climbs in and throws the rope down to the others, he sees the other sole occupant of the room. A raging firey demon locked within a cage. As his feet touch the ground, he hits a pressure switch and the cage door is opened (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Mkvenner/The%20Riddling%20Reaver/Devlin.jpg)

The stone he is standing on sinks into the ground and he stumbles, inadvertantly kicing over a bucket of ater, nd the contents fling themselves over the demon. It shies away with a hiss just as the others climb up***

[Revolver]

yes you are you and shiro are very good team members

[Mad Larkin]

are you reading my painstakingly important narratives revolver?

[Balmung406]

eek a demon *hides behind rev* so much for the hero act!

[Mad Larkin]

heehee....you see the pic. it holds a clue. as does my narrative

btw, ater means water lol

you gonna fight?
or use your noodles?

[Revolver]

get the water bucets and dip your swords in them then attack and stay well scatered

[Shiro]

If we use our noodles, we could put them in the water and the fire would cook them!!!!! :p

Is there any more water about?

[Mad Larkin]

see pic...water all around room....soz im new at this. may miss out details every now & then

[Balmung406]

some one find the bucket! me and rev will hold it off *raises sword*

[Revolver]

soz just edited my post read it

[Shiro]

looks like it's afraid of water, so how about we try to make a circle of water around its cage?

[Mad Larkin]

just you two, ok

DEVLIN

Stamina 0 (you'll see)

Skill 10

***

Revolver strikes 1st, It bounces off the devlin's hide

Devlin strikes revolver 2 damage taken revolvers stamiina now 17

GET THAT WATER shouts revolver

Balmungf strikes second.Balmungs blow is blocked, but Devlin is distracted

[Revolver]

*dips sword in water and then throws water over demon* Raghhhhhh *runs and stabs demon*

[Mad Larkin]

*** the demon shies away once more and steps back towards its cage

it dodges revolvers attack but is still shrieking in pain....too distracted to attack back***

[Balmung406]

*dips sword in the water and lunges at the demon*

[Revolver]

people get to the cage and throw water balmung destroy the mechemism

[Balmung406]

*slashes mechenish with sword* yep its up to you guys!

[Mad Larkin]

***The Devlin bats away the sword, unfased by the miniscule amount of water on it.

Devlin strikes, balmyung deflect the blow and kicks a bucket of water at it,which (rather comically) lands over its head. It stumbles into another bucket, and then back into its cage, which shiro shuts behind it***

[Mad Larkin]

gosh, youre al posting so fast. cpold u post 1ce each, then wait for me please

[Revolver]

good work guys balmung you alright and should i heal?

[Balmung406]

woo hoo *hums FF7 victory tune* du du du dum du du du dum dum.

[Mad Larkin]

Revolver, youre the one who is hurt

and you have nothing to heal him with lol....well, you have provisions, but so does he :D
BTW

***the party decides to take the opportunity to rest, but not spending too long, remembering the barons plight with the mysterious assailant (no time for provisions im afraid)

[Revolver]

yeah larkin balmunng got batted and i siad should i heal meaning myself

[Shiro]

I could heal you if you want, but it depends how bad you are, we might need the spell later.

[Mad Larkin]

hes only lost 2 stamina...id leave him:p

now...up Or down?

[Balmung406]

Originally posted by Revolver
good work guys balmung you alright and should i heal?

It's the thought that count hey rev?

[Revolver]

no time we need to get up there but first throw the rest of the water on the demon *throws some water over demon*

[Mad Larkin]

ha!

Up or Down

[Revolver]

team should we go down and let the gaurds in or go up as the gaurds could help but could get angry at us

[Shiro]

Up!!!!!!!! Save the baron!

[Mad Larkin]

good answer brave knight...errr mage

*wipes brow*

[Revolver]

*runs up the stairs and sees the man* *wispers* shiro read his mind

[Mad Larkin]

would you stop it....im narrating. you dont know what you see

besides shiro cant read muinds...more sense feelings

[Balmung406]

or we could get stabby..........

[Revolver]

wait we sneak up so as not to aleart but wait for larkin to tell us bout this room

[Balmung406]

good idea lets wait :)

[Shiro]

Do I have a big stick I can whack people with?

[Mad Larkin]

you have a sword and stop...klet me narrate lol

[Shiro]

was just asking! lol

[Mad Larkin]

haha

Top Of Tower (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y208/Mkvenner/The%20Riddling%20Reaver/Topoftower.jpg)

***As you rush up the stairs, you see a terrible sight. The baron has been stabbed in the chest and is sliding of the assailants sword, over the edge of the tower

As you approach him he spins on the spotand says "Looks like we're a bit late aren't we? Your precious baron's not much use now is he? He had no sense of humour anyway. I always hate goodbyes. Maybe we'll meet again...maybe not". He throws a small object at the pole (see pic) whuch turns intio a giant snake***

remember, you can always go back the way u camre........Im helping too much

[Mad Larkin]

while youre distracted, he gets away BTW

Gotta go now....enjoy planning your next move lol

[Revolver]

we should go down a level and have the demon fight the snake

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by Shiro
was just asking! lol

wasn't having a go. just saying to one of the others *cough revolver cough*

[Shiro]

erm... if we just leave the snake isn't it going to eat people?

[Mad Larkin]

wont work btw revolver, the snake is stuck to the roof...toldju id miss details lol

[Revolver]

lets go get the demon

[Mad Larkin]

Im sticking too rigidly to the book. Go get im revolver haha....I'll sort this one out

[Revolver]

*runs down the stairs and picks up a few buckets of water and lets the demon from cage*

[Mad Larkin]

***The demon is trapped within the cage becase revolver ruined the mechanism when he threw water at it***

[Revolver]

SHIRO GET HERE shiro use copy monster and copy the demon

[Shiro]

is there some way I could magically bind it?

[Revolver]

not sure i thought copy it and then we could take it to fight the snake

[Mad Larkin]

nice idea.. If you feel you must kill it, that''ll work cos shiros demon will be under his control

[Shiro]

but I'll run out of spells! lol. *laments*

what if it can't fight the snake?

although if you want to, I can.

[Revolver]

shiro lets magic it up, ask balmung

[Mad Larkin]

It cant die, cos the snake has no water, (unless it eats it lol)and this is a very short level. It'll be cool, and thats whats most important in my opinion...but this is YOUR game....I'm only telling your story

[Shiro]

Can I copy it then? I'll call it John.

[Mad Larkin]

now i really gotta go.....

come back 2oz for the boxing match of the century

Big nake vs. firey glowing thing

[Revolver]

bye people see ya 2morow

[Mad Larkin]

Last post 2day...I dont believe we just got thrugh 7 pages in so short a time lol

[Revolver]

role up role up place your bets who is going to win john the fire demon or pole snake £1 per ticket if the john wins you get £10 but if the pole snake wins you get £100 role up role up

[Mad Larkin]

you do realise that's not funny...

Guys I hope to have started again by about nine, but at the rate my homework is going, it may well be sooner

[Revolver]

nine or sooner radical

[Balmung406]

lets get the show started as soon as possible! :)

[Mad Larkin]

Right, well, wed start, but shiro isn't here yet and hes curently key to your story so..... we wait

[Shiro]

"JOHN! I COMMAND THEE! KILL THE SERPENTY THINGY!"

[Revolver]

LETS GOOOOO *runs up stairs* woo hoo

[Balmung406]

yay *runs up stairs*

[Mad Larkin]

***As revolver rushes upstairs he sees a ghostly image of the Devlin float up the stairs beside him. As he reaches the top he sees it solidify and smells the tang of metal and realises it must be shiro's doing. The Devlin faces the snake and glowers, and the snake swallows it whole, only too late realising its a mistake. The devlin burns through the inside of the snake to emerge in a bloody mess of gribbliness before disappearing***

(the FF victory tune descends comically)

[Revolver]

i rule so does shiro wooooooo my idea worked Yeah

[Shiro]

*Dances*

So what now? what can we see?

[Mad Larkin]

nothing, youre on the roof

well i say nothing, but theres a puddle of lood trickling through a gap in the wall onto the streets below, and bits of snake everywhee...only 1 way to go...DOWN

[Revolver]

crowd rejoice

[Mad Larkin]

no they dont, crowd scream and shout cos the barons dead

[Mad Larkin]

***The intrepid explorers (thats you) make their way past the Devlin, and onto the first floor, where they find what is clearly a bedchambre, and on the bed is an elderly man holding a strange black box. On closer inspection, his throat has been cut.***

waddya do (psst! take the box)

[Shiro]

Geez! It's not like we didn't TRY to save him. IS THERE NO GRATITUDE IN THIS EVER LOVING PLACE?

*Puts sword away.*

Anyone fancy a trip to see the ... erm... fans?

[Revolver]

maybe we should take box and go down ropes again

[Shiro]

If you take it I guess you don't have to open it.

[Revolver]

true *picks up box and climbs to second floor* lets go *climbs down ropes*

[Mad Larkin]

***Revolver picks up the box, and tries to open it, eventually throwing it on the floor but to no avail. He is about to throw it out the window and no doubt kill someone when shiro asks to look at it. Shiro, knowing all about baoxes (what a sad-act lol) inspects it closer and sees what must be the "key" to openeing it...(i crack meself up)

"If you would see what I contain
And maybe earn some news of gain
Solve this riddle, drop me in it
Wait for the click then pull me from it.
I will open then yo'll see
the reason for this riddle-me-ree (see below you worthless fools)

It trembles at each breath of air
And yet the heaviest burdens bear
It shows no mark when it is hit
And more - youre mostly made of it"***


Can anyone think of how to open the box?

[Revolver]

*take box from shiro and drops it in water* there

[Mad Larkin]

haha! smart arse...well itr wasnt that hard lol

but how long do you leave it in there?

[Revolver]

*it clicks and revolver pulls it out* there

[Shiro]

wait for the click it says. *clicks fingers...lol*

[Revolver]

whats in it lets open it shiro *Revolver opens it and sees........................

[Mad Larkin]

***Inside the chest is a scroll. But it is blank. Then, slowly, writing apprears on it.

"I always believe in giving people a fair chance. After all without chance there is no luck, and without either, whats the point of having me around, what with me being an emissery of the gods of chance and luck? You can try to foloow me if u want, ill even supply the transport, all you need to do, is throw the following objects in the sea.....but i wont just TELL you where they are, youll have to solve my little riddles first

1a. What am I?

A wite winged fish that parts the waves,
I ply the sparkling waste.
I'm bound by ropes and pulled by cloth
Lest merchants lose their haste (a nasty 1 that)

1b. Where am I?

my first is in south but not in north
my second is in picture but not in play
my 3rd is in fourth and also in writing
my fourth is in book and also in cook
my fifth is in toe but now in sew
my sixth is in life but not in death
And together im found where children abound

2a. what am i?

My belly is round (its revolver...throw him in the sea lol
and bound with iron bonds
what i carry always raises a cheer
murder have i not done
stolen not, cheaten not
but still a peg is beaten into my head

2b. Where am I?

my coat is green and i can speak
of several things but mosly cheek
In such a prison i am set
that has ore loopholes than a net

3a. What am i?

Ive neither top nor bottom
yet i hold bone and skin
I hardy ever make a noise
but my names an aweful din

3b. Where am I?

Ill-matched is my visage to my frame
horns are on my head the rest a hideous man
by fame well known through all the allansian lands
from a man and beast together is my name

Signed - The Riddling Reaver

thus endeth Act 1 - Scene 1

[Mad Larkin]

eek! scene 2...this'll take a while guys

[Mad Larkin]

***The Baron's wife thanks you for tryiing to save her husband (she was trapped downstairs by a big spider...i mean HUUUUUUUUUGE!) and arranges for a guide to help you find the items you need.
He is the apprentice of the old guy with a slit throat. so you set off to find the items...whatever they are***

btw huys, you can get some different weapons now. the rules are slightly complicated and i feel it would be easier to go without them....but its up to you

[Shiro]

Can I have a mage's staff?

[Mad Larkin]

errr... sorry, i meant there's a list of weapons to pick from, but they have odd rules...it'll also mean more work for m, but i dont realy mind lol

[Shiro]

OK! Well, it's up to you then! If you think it would be interesting and you could manage, let's go for it, if not then don't worry! ^^

[Mad Larkin]

I could manage, it just means that i'll have to spend a while typing it up lol

[Balmung406]

sounds intresting..... if you feal up to it then it's worth a try.

[Revolver]

*runs after the others with ruri and xias*

[Mad Larkin]

ok, well each weapon basically changes how much damage you do and is decided on a table.... e.g. a sword always does 2 danage, but a battle-axe can do from 1 to 3

TABLE
Dice roll of___ does ___ damage


Battle-axe 1 2 2 2 2 3
Dagger 1 1 2 2 2 2 (note: attack twice)
Mace 2 2 2 2 2 2
Spear 1 1 2 2 3 3
Morning Star 1 2 2 2 3 3 (note: lowers skill by 1)
Sword 2 2 2 2 2 2
Two-handed
sword 2 2 2 3 3 3 (nore: lowers skill by 2)


So if you have a spear and you hit, you roll a d6 and on a 3 do 2 damage, on a 6 do 3 damage, and on a 1do 1 damage

[Revolver]

battle-axe please sir

[Balmung406]

dagger for me please :)

[Mad Larkin]

may i ask why? both of youi, its nice to have reasons

[Balmung406]

I want to attack faster!

[Revolver]

fell it's just me

[Mad Larkin]

any1 figured anything out?

[Revolver]

no

[Mad Larkin]

you can go to 6 places

the market square
the docks
the nautical academy
the parrot in a cage inn
the flesh and pen emporium
the bath house

[Shiro]

I would like a reliable, yet ornate sword. Fits my character best! ^^ And a trip to the bath house!

[Revolver]

ladies bath house :D

[Mad Larkin]

u wanna go bath house balmung?

[Balmung406]

good idea rev!

[Revolver]

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO SORTED

[Mad Larkin]

On your way there, you see that despite the death of the baron, the people seem to be going about their ordinary lives (maybe its a common occurrence lol)

bugger....2 secs

[Shiro]

I dunno if we want that sort of material in the rp. no-one said anything about buggery...

[Mad Larkin]

oh ha!

***Anyway, the bath house is a nice enough place when you get there, made of solid marble and everything. (my narrations going down hill lol) But unfortunately, you havent enough money to enter***

where now?

[Balmung406]

sneek in of course!

[Shiro]

create the illusion of gold?

might that work?

can I do it?

[Revolver]

Say we are heros and will give great tersures to them if they let us in for free or if that fails sneak in

[Mad Larkin]

*sigh*

i think you can shiro...2 secs

no, u cant

[Shiro]

then we shall politely negotiate our way in.

I wouldn't mind, but I've got Snake blood on my face.

[Revolver]

please madam would you let us in we tried to save your baron and we killed the snake the assasian made please let us have a bath

[Mad Larkin]

ahahahaha!

***"i suppose i could let you in for free just this once" she says "but only if you sleep with my son". Almost immediately revolver steps forward and says "I'll Do It!!"

later...

All your clothing and weaponry is taken awayby a clerk (dont get too excited revolver...xias and ruri are in a different bath)

The water is a strange colour cos of all the salt in it and you sit down and relax***

[Revolver]

oh thats unfair *gets out bath gets a towel and sneaks to ladys bath* yay

[Mad Larkin]

no yo dont....gawd...xias and ruri will kill u when they read this lol

[Shiro]

hehhh... can I please keep my loincloth at least?

And who else is in the bath? Anyone who looks like they could give some useful information for our quest to find out about the Baron?

[Mad Larkin]

you'll seee....tomorrow....mwuahahahahahaha!!!!

[Balmung406]

woo hoo this looks like it's going to be interesting tonight!

[Mad Larkin]

***Just as you start to relax, you notice a thrashing in the water as six electric eels are let into the room. You leap to your feet to grab your weapons...but you havent got any...your all nekked***

Electric Eel Stamina:4

skill: 6

gonna fight or peg it?

[Shiro]

Why must we all be nekked?

Can I steal a towel at least? When I'm fighting the eels I don't wanna get confused...

[Balmung406]

flee the almighty eletric thingys!

[Mad Larkin]

the eels are bloody massive shiro...also, theyre grey

u wanna run too shiro?

[Balmung406]

run! I don't want to lose my manhood!

[Shiro]

I'm telling you, if I fight without a towel I'm gonna get confused about which massive snake like thing to hit... is there a weapon or anything I can use nearby?

[Balmung406]

you could wee on them!

[Mad Larkin]

too late for revolver...mwuahahahaahha..

I told you id get shiro's revenge


**As he runs like a headless chicken.....revolver loses his manhood in the most painful way....

Skill minus 1
stamina minus 2
luck minus 1 (have to be fair-ish)

FROM TOTAL

[Mad Larkin]

just like the squirrel....oh look, theres a granny wearing glasses too

[Shiro]

QUICK! Throw a poo in her bag...

OK, this is not the time for in jokes...

I wanna get dressed again.... T.T

[Balmung406]

eek *covers manhood*:eek:

[Mad Larkin]

***Everyone pegs it. their clothes and stuff are outside so they quickly don that. They are now in a dirty back street (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Shamay)

[Shiro]

a dirty back street? good job I'm not wearing white or anything, Gandalf would be pretty pissed off, think of the bill in persil.

What is there of interest?

[Revolver]

*crys* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PLEASE NO *finds a manhood* wooo hooo *attachs it* there

[Mad Larkin]

no, you diont u eejit

[Revolver]

ohhhhhhhhhhh damn

[Mad Larkin]

right, letsa go

what now?

oh yeah. where u wanna go?

[Shiro]

where can we go?

[Revolver]

err wear could we go

[Mad Larkin]

*sigh* i posted a list about 1 page ago you lazy lot

[Revolver]

academy

[Shiro]

we could, or how about the inn? We could find grill the shifty barman for info?

[Balmung406]

or chat up the bar maid?

[Revolver]

THE INN

[Mad Larkin]

***Before you reach the inn, the apprentice whose name ive forgotten, demands to see the riddles, then complains because youre clearly idiots.

ok, you realise these are increedibly simple, but just to show im smarter than you, i wont give you answers, just clues

1a: what am I?

clue 1:I can tell you're landlubbers

1b: where?

clue 1: Its easy if youve been there

2a: what?

clu 1: If youre accomplished to my task, my me rhyme and you'll get _____

2b: where?

clue1: what talks but cant argue?

3a: hat?

clue1: IT'S GOT NO ENDS, AND ITS OFTEN PRECIOUS (oops...caps)

3b: where?

clue1: I think hes cheating, its not a place its a person***

any ideas

[Revolver]

1a = sail
2b = parrot
3b = devil/satan/lucifer

[Mad Larkin]

nope

anyway, you get to the pub/inn, which is boring and pub-ish (surprise!)

theres a guy laying that game with the thing under the cups, and he doesn't seem o be losing, a parrot in a cage (ded),
a slate giving ale prices, and a bunch or barrels and casks ready to be bought (5 gold for cask, 10 for barrel...very cheap), and a rat-faced guy watching the cup-man and fiddling with a cheap looking necklace

thats pretty much it...what ya wanna do

[Revolver]

buy a keg

[Balmung406]

or 2:D

[Mad Larkin]

nice one rev...parrot

handily, you happen to be in the "parrot in a cage" inn look around and see if u can find something that fits with 2a

and 3b is wrong lol

[Revolver]

*whilst balmung is buying a keg revolver grads the cage and runs out of inn* Yay

[Mad Larkin]

no! im narrator, what u ewanna do, and remember..parrot is where it is...as in parrot in a cage inn...its in the inn,m but what is it?

[Revolver]

fine get me the parrot from the cage!

[Mad Larkin]

ive told you, the parrot is not the thing...its the place

aye!!!!!

its in the inn, but not the parrot

[Revolver]

in a cage

[Mad Larkin]

what????


get oevr it! the p[arrot is the name of the inn, because it has a parrot in a cgae in it...


look at riddle 2a, and clu 2a....then read post about whats in the inn....its a dead easy one

[Revolver]

necklace

[Mad Larkin]

Ok, its decided, you fancy that parrot lol

are u reading that clue? since when did necklace sound like task???

[Revolver]

CASK PLEASE BAR MAID

[Mad Larkin]

ererrrr...no money mate...and hes a barman

***revolver is unched in face and thrown out, but because trevolver has unnatural powers (similar to that of the MC in Love Hina), he just flies through a window, dusts himself off, and walks back in***

[Revolver]

can i walk round the back of the bar and punch him then steal cask?

[Mad Larkin]

no, get money

[Balmung406]

I'll pay, or we could get shiro to use his magical flirting skills on the barmaid!

[Mad Larkin]

u dnt have money do you bal?

no1 does...yet...look around more

[Shiro]

I don't think there's a huge amount I can do in this situation is there?

[Balmung406]

larkin call me baltan (if you've read the manga you'll know)

[Mad Larkin]

eah..but bal is easier lol....

btw was it u with the "i can role-play bing drunk" sig?

anyway......what now

[Ruri-Ruri]

what do i dooooooooo? :confused:

[Mad Larkin]

hey ruri....just play along.../you dont have to do ANY work...just say what you wanna do...it might help if u read some previous pafges....12 and on i think....might be 11

[Ruri-Ruri]

the man with a necklace! :eek:

[Revolver]

ruri seduce him and steal necklace!!!

[Mad Larkin]

haha!

well done ruri...and i didnt even give her the clue...she's good...

I virtually TOLD tis lot what was going on, and they do nothig lol

[Revolver]

i couldn't

[Balmung406]

wow ruri's good:eek: its revs fault for going on about that damn parrot lol:)

[Mad Larkin]

lol...yeah

***as you approach the rat-face w/ the necklace, he starts glancing around, as if looking for an exit (which of course, he is)
***

shit, g2g, will finish post later

[Mad Larkin]

how u wanna stop him??? the necklace bloke i mean

BTW....Dappa (thats you shamay) has just found a gold coin and given it to Balmung

from now on, dappa will be known as shamay

[Balmung406]

what should we do guys?

[Mad Larkin]

i just said that lol

[Shamay]

Do we have a stick? We could use a stick to poke him...

Or not... Just stand infront of him:p


And Dappa?:confused:

[Shiro]

can we block him from escaping?

[Mad Larkin]

he cant escape lol....buit what u wanna do to/wit him....no innuendos please

and dappa is the name of the apprentice helping the guys...its shamay now

[Shamay]

Suddenly, all seems clear!


Hit him and tie him up! Go on, you know you want to...

[Mad Larkin]

u guys ok with that?

[Balmung406]

yes make him suffer!

[Mad Larkin]

***u beat tha man round the face with a chair and tie him up.....

thewn u get kicked out of the inn.....

"AND STAY OUT!!!"

....

"UNLESS U WANNA BUY SOMETHING!!!!"

[Shiro]

oooooh.... I swear. If I get kicked out of one more inn today for beating on a rat-faced thief I'll...

Can we go back in and buy something?

I can create illusion right? = large amount of gold! ^^

[Mad Larkin]

not this round im afraid

next act u can re-pick ur spells/...but not now

[Shamay]

Is there anything I can do?

Apart from get us kicked out of inns? :p


And may I suggest we do something then?

[Shiro]

well... where can we go now Mad?

[Mad Larkin]

yes you may

where u wanna go now....im too lazy to post a list..its 4-7 pages back lol

u up 4 the academy, cos u were gonna do that after the inn?

[Shiro]

yeah, ok. let's go to the academy!

[Revolver]

larkin same thing as before when i got thrown out please and i wanna sit down and play the cup game please

[Mad Larkin]

errr.....e have a draw.....balmung...waddya say?

[Balmung406]

to the academy!

[Mad Larkin]

ok

will do l8r...if shiro arrives...

[Mad Larkin]

ok, have any of you guys worked anything out yet?

any of the riddles i mean.....rev got cask and parot in the cage...but u got no money....rev also touched on something on msn but wouldn't post it so i cant do anythihg

anything else?

[Shiro]

post it then Rev! lol

[Mad Larkin]

he doesn't know which one it is lol