The Riddling Reaver (Actual Game Thingy)

[Revolver]

3a. or 3.b


i got minatour, Demon, or satan, or Lucifr.

[Mad Larkin]

which? a or b....

&*sigh*

well done....the place of the third item is on a minotaur...or in one!

[Shiro]

o.O

eh?

Did I hear that right?

[Mad Larkin]

no, you read it

[Shamay]

We've seen the parrot haven't we? So, have we seen the minotaur? I could go back and read the whole thing, but oh dear god please no...

[Balmung406]

OH GOD :eek: please don't mention the parrot, please don't!

[Mad Larkin]

No, three have been no minatour sitings...

noupdates 2day cos i think im gonna toss my cookies again

[Mad Larkin]

***U go to the academy through the back streets and allies...but on the way you bump into an eccentric olod man who claims he is the one who supplied monsters for the trial of champions (see book 15:Trial of Champions). He says that since he arrived in kallamehr he has been dogged by ill fortune, and that a large gfang have stolen away his precious minataur...

you arrive at the academy and its overrun by nasty little chiddlers.....you wanna go in?***

[Balmung406]

yep they can't be any worse than chavs.....

[Mad Larkin]

mwuahahahaha

Shamay says: You idiots, you still haven't worked it out have you

1a: what am i?

clue 2: Take a look in the harbour. what do you see?

1b:what am i?

clue 2: It rhymes with another word for idiot. which is what you are.

3a: what?

clu2: its only a little thing, but it can bind 2 people together

[Shiro]

*Has a mental block*

I'm cack at riddles

[Shamay]

Seeing as I just made the clues, can I still guess? :p

[Mad Larkin]

erm...pm ur ideas to me

[Balmung406]

eek ridles!:eek: every one hide!

[Mad Larkin]

eesh! im trying to be helpful and post these tactfully

[Shamay]

PMed you my ideas :)


So where are we now?

[Revolver]

accademey

[Shamay]

And whats here?

3a is a ring you know... Man I'm feeling nice...

[Ruri-Ruri]

ive posted in this like, twice. and the second time i said it was a ring....what happened since then?

[Mad Larkin]

u posted a secnd time? i didnt see that....and nothing's happenned since, cos ive been ill/lazy...but ill be bak n track 2nite

[Mad Larkin]

Heelo! I know ive been neglecting this but hey!

***As you approach the building, you hear the din of what must be a large numbr of people, all talking at once. You round the corner and see that that must be what it is. it's a junior academy.

There's nt a single person oldedr than 10 here. And they don't appear to have any supervision.

They're running arund, beating each other senseless, climbing omnto the roof, throwing things out of the windows, etc. etc.

On the roof of the building is a model ship with the school motto on it "Live to learn, learn to live" (my school motto actually btthere we go)***

what d you want to do? Go inside? look around?

[Revolver]

look round please good sir

[Mad Larkin]

"In honour of Balmung's "All Lucky sevens" post count (as long awaited as it is lol), his skill will be raised to 777, as will his stamina, for the next battle only. needless to say..he'll find it very hard to lose"


Ok rev...but what about the others...wadda they think?

[Balmung406]

sneek in the back door lol

[Mad Larkin]

there is no back door mate....or is there...ill take it as a look around shall I?

[Balmung406]

sure go ahead :)

[Mad Larkin]

***You wander around, but there is nothing to see. As you head back to the entrane, a stone zips past revolvers head. you look up and see a child on the roof with a pile of stones, leaning on a small ship-shaped weather vane***

now what?

[Balmung406]

hmm i know this sounds harsh but mug the little shit

[Mad Larkin]

nyuk nyuk!

He's on the roof. who's gonna climb up?

[Balmung406]

not me it would count as my lucky 7 fight.

[Mad Larkin]

lol

good point

someone else shud

[Balmung406]

I'm looking at you shamay...

[Mad Larkin]

hmmm......or mebbe rev....or shiro..or anyone!

[Balmung406]

hmm shamays on, give himn a pm or 2

[Mad Larkin]

or u cud do it lol

im lazy


also, u dont have to fight him

[Balmung406]

but we need to teac him a lesson.

and I could use a slave..

[Mad Larkin]

thATS MEAN. DAMN CAP LOCK!!

anyway....i wont let u keep him

[Balmung406]

oh well :(


how about his money?

[Mad Larkin]

he has money? who sed anything about money?


altho there is a monkey around here somewhere

[Balmung406]

a monkey? what would a monkey be doing here?

[Mad Larkin]

not HERe as such...biut in the city


itt has 88 arms and likes stealing stff

[Revolver]

i will climb up

[Mad Larkin]

good

now...i have to test your luck


2 secs

[Revolver]

ok

[Mad Larkin]

you passed...


u wanna run at him...or carefully walk towards him?

[Revolver]

i wanna run

[Mad Larkin]

ok.......i will test ur luck again lol

[Revolver]

ok

[Shamay]

20 quid on rev falling off...


Anyway, I want to take a look at that ship, you should rev as you're up on the roof already :)

[Revolver]

fine i will look after mugging the kid

[Mad Larkin]

heh...why is that shamay?

and also, i forgot to mention, every time you take a luck test, your luck goes down 1 and decreases the chances of you passing the next one

u currently have 8 rev,

7 when i find out whether u fall or not

[Shamay]

Well one of the riddles (think it's the first) always made me think of a boat, so I'd bet it's either the boat, a part of the boat, or the whole thing. I figured all would come clear if one of us took a look :p

[Mad Larkin]

yep!

its a boat lol

[Shamay]

Woo! Hey rev, do you think you can convince the kid to steal the boat for us whilst you mug the bugger? :p Or would that require another luck test mad? :p

[Mad Larkin]

nyuk nyuk nyuk!

or....maybe rev could just nick it himself...if he doesn't slip


im gonna keep u in suspense til 2moz lol (cos i cant find me dice...or me dice sim)

[Balmung406]

now that's just cruel :(

[Shamay]

Oh, but I was hoping the kid would have to take a luck test, then fall and crack his head open :p Oh well, cammon rev... Oh wait, damnit mad, find those dice :p

[Balmung406]

or type in dice sim on google...:p

[Mad Larkin]

look, if i wasn't lazy, id find them ok? no?

fine

**Revolver charges at the little runt hoping to...do something unpleasant...decapitate him? anyway, he sees rev before he gets to hiim, and swings down through a window.***

u now have 7 luck rev...waddya wanna do?

[Balmung406]

hmm what now shamay?

[Shamay]

GET THE BOAT!!! Where is rev, we need that boat!

[Balmung406]

larkin drag revs arse away from what he's doing please lol

[Mad Larkin]

will do

lol


he might not be...erm...accessible? if his bros on the net...ur screwed *sob*

[Revolver]

i wanna grab the boat then chase the kid though the window

[Mad Larkin]

mwuahahahaha!

now, the boat is easy to get...but the window will be harde...but im gonna be nice and let you follow him without testing ur luck....and give the others a laff while im at it

***Rev grabs the boat and struggles to uncrew it from its postion in the roof. It eventually comes away, but as it does, rev slips and lands flat ion his back. The roof caves inwards and he lands in amognst a bunch of kids inside a classroom***

[Revolver]

i wanna grab the kid who dropped though the window!

[Balmung406]

kill the teacher and grab the kid!

[Mad Larkin]

ummm....dont you guys wanna go in and get him...or else ull miss out on the acton...also, u won't knw what's in there unless u all take a look.....only rev will know otherwise

[Balmung406]

allright lets go in...

[Shamay]

Woo, lets go take a look in a class room :p

At least we have the boat though!

[Mad Larkin]

no, re has it lol...and if hes eaten by a rabid schooldesk..well

stranger things have never happenned

[Shamay]

Quick! Rescue the boat! I mean rev! Whatever! Just bring an axe incase of ravenous desks...

[Mad Larkin]

dont worry about them.....he students got hungry and ate thru them hours ago

[Mad Larkin]

***The adventurers vebture into the dilapidated (ship)wreck of a school (of fish) and discover the most unruly class they have ever seen. Pupils hanging from the ceiling, ppils fighting with real swords, pupils doing all kinds of cruel; things to the school gerbil. not good.

At the front of the room is the teacher...but he's collapsed onto his desk with a half-eaten apple in his hand. tied to the stalk is a note that reads "To are beluvved teecher. from the pyewpils"

Revolver is laying in the middle of the room, surrounded by curious children***

[Shamay]

Alarm, alarm! The teachers been poisoned... Poor sod, with kids like these how did he ever fall for that?

We'd better try and grab rev and the boat whilst avoiding the kids, or they may actually eat us...