hitting insulting goblin

[night]

ok well its getting a bit dull in here so i thought id make this.


the idea is to insult the person above you

and hit the person below you

eg.

night; drops bricks on ........

hogso; Night is ugly

hogso; throws knifes at ...........


get it?


*drops bricks under me*

[Revolver]

night stinks of donkey poo

Revolver sticks remote mines to ..........

[night]

revolver wears a pair of dirty girls underwear

night throws a cow at.........

[Angelz*]

night sounds like a baboon
throws a pot of pee at . . . .

[night]

ewww...

angleZ wears revolvers undewear over her head.

erupts a volcano at...

[Angelz*]

Throws revolvers second hand soiled underwear at night

Throws a balloon of nails at. .

[Shamay]

Ouch!

Angelz* smells like bumcheese

*Chucks needles at....*

[night]

aaaah scary needles get them away!!!

shamay has greasy spoons
:D

realeses a swarm of wasps at....

[Gin]

Hey...! What the hey....! I've never been stung, I don't know if I'm allergic or not....

night is afraid of needles....


*Throws a jar of honey at....* (yeah, I know the honey trick only works on cartoon bees, not wasps, but still...)

[Xias]

*pulls out insect repellant and looks around nerviously*

Gin smells worse than a Gorrila's backside!

*throws an Evil Bunny at...*

[Gin]

Ha ha ha..... More fur for me.....

Xias has a bad aim...

*Throws several spatulas at....*

[Xias]

*dislodges spatulas from head*

Gin is so vilanous he gives villany a bad name!

*sets Evil Moogles on...*

[Angelz*]

xias has a fizzed up brain
*eats the moogles*

*throws a fireball at . .. *

[Gin]

MUAHAHAHA! Thank you, kindly....

Since I'm that villanous: Evil moogles! Cower in fear.... You better kill yourselves... It will be more pleasant for you....

Xias' got nothing on me.....

*Throws flower pots at...*


(Damn I was too late! Well gotta go...)

[night]

pulls needles out arm just to be hit on the head by a flower pot.

ouch

gin is drunk on his own b.o.

*throws dog buscuits at...*

[Shiro]

eats dog biscuits.

Poops from 10 storeys up on...

[The Person]

Nooo! Flaming high-velocity poop!

*Holds metal bucket above head*

Shiro's backside looks like a baboon's one.

*Calls the guy from sig and makes him hit...*

[Shiro]

crumples and cries after recieving a barge pole to the nuts... >.<

hides itching powder in the pants of...

[night]

:eek:

*ouch ouch ouch*
wait...
im not wearing pants.
never mind...
:)

shiro no longer has a willy
:D

lightning strikes....

[Shiro]

...who is busy wondering what happened to his willy...

Hog-ties...

[night]

the lightning blew it off shiro.

help im tied up like a piggy.

:D

gorrila bites....

[Shiro]

...who hobbles off after someone took a chunk out of his heels...

Squirt guns...

[night]

oh now im wet...

shiros makes bad tea.
:D

false teeth attacks...

[Gin]

What...!? But I brush every day....!

night likes Shiro's bad tea....


*Drops cable-car at.....*

[The Person]

*Grabs the cable the cable car is on*

Gin likes Gin and gets drunk all the time.

*Graba computer virus and uploads it into the brain of...*

[night]

haha oidsa m4£hp

persons are ignorant of peoples

throws :p smilie at....

[Shiro]

....catches it and eats it.

Night is ignorant of... erm... good tea. lol

Kidney punches...

[night]

aow my kidney...

shiro smells of tofu

throws boomarang at....

[lolly]

ouch!! hey!

night is a puffafish!

*sprays bug spray at...*

[Shiro]

My EYES!!!! My vision's been compromised!!!!!!!!!!

Lolly erm... something bad.

Throws a housebrick at...

[night]

ouch...
im going to need a head replacement...

shiro can make his own lard...

rams microphone up ....

[Shiro]

...should be interesting that...

night records farts on tape!

Pours green paint on...

[night]

oh i can see now...

shiro farts alot. and melted the mircophone

super glues earphones into ears of ........ play fart recodings thru them

[Gin]

*cuts the wire*
night has bad taste in music....

*Throws night at.....*

[night]

catches me...

ah ive been cut in two

:D

gin is...erm....
dont know

throws acid at...

[Shiro]

... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGG GG!!!!

Night has acid spit!

Sings to...

[The Person]

Noo! It... sounds... like... Jessie McCartney!

Shiro sings bad.

Fires radioactive slime ball at...

[Shiro]

...mutating him into a 6-eyed monster.

The Person smells of sweaty trainers

Shaves the head of...

[lolly]

nooo! i want my hair!

shiro smells of fish poo!

*throw heavy dictionaries at....*

[Shiro]

...knocking him to the floor.

lolly is mean... (it'll eat at ya. lol)

Ear-flicks...

[night]

ouch.

shiro is a big meanie..
:p

cuts off ....'s ear and ties it to the back of a jet.

[Shiro]

...OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! The hearing's still working!!!!!!

night is gratuitously violent!

Happy slaps...

[lolly]

........ouch! happy slap baaaaad!

shiro dresses up like a girl!

*sticks a wasps nest on....*

[night]

Originally posted by Shiro
night is gratuitously violent!
what that mean?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wasps
:mad:

lolly has a big bum

shrinks .......... and places them in a bottle.

*shakes bottle*
:D

[Shiro]

...wakes the taste!

Night is addicted to Orangina

taps.... on the shoulder and then runs away.

[night]

who was that?

;)

shiros addicted to tango

....has been tango'd
*slap slap*

[Gin]

Hey... That's not very nice....

night.... Doesn't have any caps in his name.... (Ha! Take That!)


*Re-directs the Niagara falls at....*

[night]

oooow much better than a massage shower!!

:D

Gin is short for Gingerbread.
or just short...

throws........out a plane at 10,000 feet.

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.\ /
:eek:

[lolly]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:eek:


night is a big fat dooby!!!:p


*as i am falling out the plane i land full speed onto.....*:eek:

[night]

how did you catch up to me so quick?
WAK!

lolly is overly kinky

throws bogie filled hankie at ........

[lolly]

i am not kinky!!!:mad:
........................ew!!!!!!

night is fond of whips and chains!:eek:

*paints............ in green paint*

[night]

im not...mayuu is lol

:D

must use paint thinner before i dry!!
*dries*
da*n

throws.... somewhere small

[Shiro]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm claustrophobic!!!!

Night dresses up as Sakura from Cardcaptors...

Drops an anvil on...

[night]

its ok im still numb from the last 3 head shots...

:confused:

shiro dresses up like rondald macdonald.

locks ....... in a room filled with toddlers, paints and foam.

:D

[Shiro]

*Panics*

Night is losing brain cells

Head-shots...

[night]

huh what?

:confused:
no wonder im losing brain cells.

:D

paint target on...........'s back.

[Shiro]

...runs around panicking - "DON'T SHOOT!!!!!"

Night eats cottage cheese

Blindfolds...

[night]

ahh cant see....
*falls off cliff*
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh,,,,,.......

shiro eats brocolli

places ........ in tutu

[Gin]

*Runs into dressing room*

You ARE losing braincells....


*Bashes ........ with dressing cabin*

[Shiro]

OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I do eat Broccoli! Yum!

Sticks a floret of broccoli in ........'s ear.

[night]

uses it to clean ears...

shiro wants to kiss gin
;)

sticks brocolli and ear wax in mouth of..........

[lolly]

yum broccoli! eeeewww earwax!:(

night wants to kiss a giraffes ass!

*covers........in rabbit droppings*

[Shiro]

Now that is just MANKY!!!!!!

night licks badgers' butt cracks :p

Stinkfaces...

[night]

oi your supposed to insult lolly not me!!
:p

and "ew ew ew ew!!!!"

shiro has divorced lolly

......... placed into blender on high mush.

[Shiro]

*Squelch*

erm... hahah. sorry bout that.

Cartoon slaps...

[night]

what with the blowing up of your hand into a gaint hand?

shiro silly.

*paints landscape on rockface*

......... walks into it
:D

[lolly]

ooo interesting pathway...............ouch!!!:(

night shaves legs for a living!

drops hairy mutated potatos on...

[night]

must shave...
*shaves taties*
:D

lolly got a flat nose

places battery in urinal before ...... does a weewee

:D

[Gin]

-KRAKKAZAPP!- YaAah! My hair is messed up....

Hair-Messer-Upper..... (No grammar speeches, thank you)

Elegáncia Ardando! *Strikes a couple of very complicated poses, before jamming long-sword in .......'s foot*

[lolly]

my feet are crap enough without you stabbing them!:p

Gin drinks waaaaaaaaay too much gin!

*jumps on ........ and feeds them frogs*

[Shiro]

*bloooooooooorrrrrrrrrrp* Mmmm! Frogs! :D

Lolly eats way too many lollies...:p :D

Tickles ...... with a feather duster

[lolly]

hehehuhuhahahahahahehehehehahahahhuhuhuhuh! wait....i'm not ticklish.....ha!:p

shiro waves not drowns in the bath:p(don't ask)

*attacks........with a rain stick*

[Gin]

Heh.... I own a rokushoubo(sp?)-size umbrella.....

lolly has crappy feet.....

*Seals ....... in a gingerbread-house*

[night]

*gets balanced on the nose of seals*

weeeee
:eek:

gin likes tofu

places......inside a matchbox.

[Gin]

*plays a match*:D

YOU like tofurkey.....


*sets previously mentioned gingerbread-house on fire, and force-feeds it to......*

[night]

mmm yummy
warm gingerbread....
:D

gin catches fire easily...

puts gin in ..........'s trousers.

[Balmung406]

ewwww, gin get out of my pants, and night how could you that is just wrong...



Night eats dog muck!!!


hits ....... with pillow...

[Gin]

*Judo-ly (home made word) uses the force of the pillow to launch a golden retriever at night at the speed of sound*

(Know I'm supposed to insult Balmung, but...) ...night has a goldfish-bowl for brains....


*mummyfies ......*

[night]

cool im a scary mummy...

gin do your homework then got to bed with no supper!!!

*........... does their homework then gets sent to bed. too*

[lolly]

can i just go to bed without supper or doing homework?:p

night walks like a fish!

*wraps.....in a blanket and beats with a stick*

[night]

promises promises....

:p

lolly likes to play with a stick in bed.

*inflates*......... with bicycle pump.

[Gin]

*Floats away*

night, you fishhead....

*Stabs self in order to deflate* Ouch! *Crashes down on .......*

[night]

a large spike im holding....

gin likes to wear cardcaptor outfits

spears............with spike 2

[Gin]

Ugh.... Gah!!
You damn weasel.....

Cardcaptor outfits....? Well, Yue's outfit is cool......


And now...... SCREAM! SQUIRM! *Savagely impales ........ with everything in reach*

[night]

looks at pinprick tummy.

oh dear i seem to be riddled with holes...

:D

*sprays skunk stink on.........*