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Welcome to the Evil Bunny Land! It's Evil Bunny open season so grab a rifle from the weapons store and gun those Evil Bunnys down! Why are they evil? They just are...
*starts to mutter darkly about 'evil', 'bunnys' and 'big badaboom'*
...Okay? If you turn on each other, suit yourself but Gun Those God Damn Evil Bunnys Corporation cannot be held responsible for blood-loss, broken bones, twisted ankles, broken egos, dismemberment or any form of injury you sustain during the duration of your stay. We hope your hunting trip is both enjoyable and memorable!
*picks up rifle and starts to hunt Bunnys of Evilness*
Oooh, it's been a while since I posted in the colosseum.
I have nothing against evil bunnies - but i'm not about to miss out on the opportunity to shoot some cute, defenceless little critters with an absurdly high powered rifle.
*grabs an anti-tank rifle from the store and positions himself onto of a grassy knoll before firing a few random shots into the scenery*
Shamay
07-08-2005, 12:29 am
*Hugs his sci-fi sniper* YAY! ^_^ Got to love blasting the innocent look out of their eyes!!! :D
Now then, here bunny bunny bunny!
The Person
07-08-2005, 05:02 am
Ohhh, little bunny-rabbits you say? Well, I can't let this chance go to waste.
*Picks up super-powered shotgun and walks over to a rabbit*
Ohhh, look at the cute little itsy-bitsy bunny-rabbit. So cute! *Shoots bunny with shotgun ten times* :D
*wipes tear from eye*
Ahh....nothing like watching little evil fluffy creatures getting liquified......Anyway!
*pulls out a grenade and lobs it at a bunny; the bunny sniffs the grenade before it explodes leaving a small, smoking crater in its wake*
I feel so much better now! Better than I would have done if I had taken those pills the doctor said to take anyway...Oh! I forgot to mention that whatever you kill you can take away with you. Not so appeasing at the moment but imagine impressing a girlfriend/female family member with their very own evil bunny fur mittens! Perfect for christmas!
......
I'll shut up now. :)
*pulls out rifle and starts to shoot at anything akin to bunnies*
Shamay
08-08-2005, 12:08 am
*Takes aim at a bunny straight between the eyes, and fires* Heeheehee :D Bye bye bunny!
*goes over to the corpse and pokes it abit*
ARRRRRRGGGG!!!!!! ITS STILL ALIVE AND ITS EATING MY HAND!!!!! *runs around abit and smashes it off on a tree* Well I suppose they are evil... *Kicks another one in the face* Damn bunnies!
Or he bit you because you shot him..... (carrying half a doussin bunny-furs over the shoulder)
The Person
08-08-2005, 03:35 pm
*walkes over and makes a fire*
Well, I can't let the bunnies go to waste.
*grabs small branches off a tree*
Awww, look at the bunnies!
*kills bunnies and sticks them on the branches and puts up a sign*
Bunnie kebabs! Bunnie Kebabs! Three for a dollar!:D
*hands The Person a slight creased dollar bill and starts to eat evil bunny meat*
Mmm.....so good it's evil!
*tosses sticks down before pulling out a large sledge hammer*
Before I go on a rampage, let me just say that Shamay, try throwing the bunnies into The Person's fire!
*grabs a bunny and does so; the bunny doesn't get up out of the fire*
Fire are a bunny's worst nightmare.....Anywhoo!
*starts to whack bunnies with the sledge hammer until the thirty or so injured bunnies start to fight back*
........
Help!
milliennium_fox
08-08-2005, 09:29 pm
Hey everybody! Guess what I just bought off Ebay! It's a Bunny Hood from The Legend of Zelda!!
*points to Bunny Hood on head*
Why is everybody looking at me like that...?
I'd help you Xias, but I feel the need to shoot Fo-er, I mean that big human shaped bunny over there.
*swings the anti-tank rifle around and fires a few random shots in Fox's direction*
Oh, i've waited so long for an oppertunity like this! :D
Shamay
09-08-2005, 06:52 pm
See Xias, its not as easy as youd think!!!
*Grabs a flame-thrower* However, I think it could be :D
*Sets Fox on fire* I got a big one! :D
Lookie, that guy is pretending to be one of you!
*Irate Evil Bunnies attack Fox*
Whew, glad that's over with.
*tosses grenade in Fox's direction*
Shamay
09-08-2005, 11:15 pm
Evil Bunnies are deffinately against copying :p
And we're all against evil bunnies :D *Torches a few and then goes off to look for another weapon* This ones too easy :p
milliennium_fox
09-08-2005, 11:31 pm
*Attempts to extinguish the flames and somehow reconnect the missing limbs while rolling on the ground*
I was only showing you the Bunny Hood! The horror! The pain! The bunnies! They're biting me!!
*Attempts to defend self by biting the bunnies back*
The Person
10-08-2005, 11:22 am
Hmmm... fire!
*picks up a large branch and sets the end on fire*
Heh heh heh.
*sets fire to grass killing lots of bunnies*
Rost bunnies! Rost bunnies! If you likes the rebabs then you're sure to love rost bunnies!:D Just remember it's four for a dollar.
Shamay
11-08-2005, 12:46 am
Heehee, tazer :D *Tazers one of the bunnies near fox, creating a chain shock electrocuting lots of the bunnies and her and fox* Heehee ^^
*sits behind marketplace shop, whatever they're called, with a lot of fur products*
Come on.... Buy something..... (not a very good sales-man)
*walks over to fox. Points at hat* Would you like one in, er, natural materials...? Come by my shop....
*hands unconcius Fox a flyer. Then walks back to shop, cutting up around thirty bunnies with longsword along the way*
Shiro
14-08-2005, 10:20 pm
*Gates in*
Hey fox? What you doin on the floor?
*Wakes up with electric cattle prod on maximum setting*
*starts to tranquilise bunnies and cage them*
Come one come all! Amazing bunnies on sale here! Is it your arch-nemesis' birthday soon and you've already used up the last of the arsenic? No problem, just buy them a cute, fuzzy evil bunny and laugh while the demented creature rips out their vocal cords! Only £2 per animal!
*leaves stall and wanders over to The Person and hands him two dollars*
What? I'm hungry.
The Person
15-08-2005, 03:06 pm
*chuckles to self as he starts raking in all the cash, but is unhappy because the prices are based on Aussie money which is not worth much, but then he puts a note saying 'American money'*
I have an idea!
*Puts rabbit pellets and carrots in a small pile onto a net*
Here bunnies!
*Chuckles to self as a bunch of bunnies hop in, then it raises up on a tree where they are hit by a shotgun trap up in the tree*
milliennium_fox
16-08-2005, 12:16 am
*Gets up off the ground*
Ugh...bunnies...bullets...crazy people with itchy trigger fingers...OOOooooo!!! Bunnies for sale!
*Looks at American money*
Curses! The exchange rate is ripping me off! My luck continues to go downhill...guess I'll just catch a bunny myself...
*Goes into bushes...screams are heard*
The Person
16-08-2005, 07:19 am
*hears screams and looks at bushes*
Aha! The rare screaming evil bunny rabbit!!!
*picks up flamethrower and sets the bushes on fire*
Oops. I didn't know you were there, Fox.sucker:D
Shiro
18-08-2005, 01:43 am
*Randomly pokes in bush with cattle prod*
Oh... I think I got something...
Mad Larkin
18-08-2005, 09:36 pm
*fires into bushes with an RPG-7. bush explodes, bits of bunny fly everywhere, fox wanders out scorched, covered in ash and looking dazed*
oops! fox... what were you doing in the bushes with the bunnies??? (genuinely puzzled)
N...! Noone's buyin'....?!? *sits down on the ground poking a rock around. black clouds above* Well, I'm pissed....
*proves this statement by going into the woods, causing general mayhem and destruction, still collecting all dead bunnies to sell their skins*
Shamay
22-08-2005, 01:16 am
Thought you were gonna do something else in the bushes then...
Hmmm... Oooo I know :D *Runs into the bushes throwing down proxy mines as I run* HEEHEEHEE!!!!!! :D *Sits very very still and waits* :D
*Causes even more destruction by accidentally stepping on every last mine*
....W-wh-wha.... What the heh...*cough*...hell was that...?!? I'm gonna have a drink.... *stumbles back to marketbooth*
Revolver
26-08-2005, 10:59 pm
Hey i'll get one! Quack
hey don't look that way at me
Shamay
29-08-2005, 04:47 pm
*Looks around at the holes in the forest* Dammit Gin... *Goes to the market place for bigger and better guns* :D
milliennium_fox
29-08-2005, 08:47 pm
*Crawls away from bushes*
Y-cough-ay! I'm still alive! No need to worry about me! I'm fine! Just gotta find some of my fingers and I'll be allllllright!
*Smiles:D *
night
29-08-2005, 09:22 pm
*hands fox a pinky he found on the grass*
"yours?"
Shiro
30-08-2005, 12:42 am
No, that's my lucky fox finger. Give it here!
night
30-08-2005, 01:08 pm
well you asked for it...
*sticks the pinky in shiro's nose*
Shiro
30-08-2005, 04:07 pm
Awww, cool! That bogey had been stuck there for ages! Now.... how do I get it out from under the finger nail...
night
01-09-2005, 10:11 am
suck it. :D
Shiro
01-09-2005, 11:50 am
Mmmm.... minty.
Wait... that's not right.
Shamay
01-09-2005, 08:58 pm
Originally posted by night
suck it. :D
Originally posted by Shiro
[B]Mmmm.... minty.
Wait... that's not right. No, seeing that is not right! EW! Dont do that here! BAD!
(slightly drunk) Hey... Still no customers....?
milliennium_fox
02-09-2005, 11:45 pm
*Looks up from the floor*
Cough! Is that m-my finger?! What ARE YOU DOING??!!!
Shiro
03-09-2005, 12:17 am
Here you go fox. Don't worry, I got most of the bogeys off it...
The Person
03-09-2005, 03:06 pm
Nooo! *Runs infront of Shiro and grabs the finger* Now, fox, if you want it back, give me two dollars! Ahh, ransoming a body part.
Shamay
03-09-2005, 05:23 pm
A $2 ransom? Man you think big :p
Why not try something more adventurous, like £578.943576842 ?
White_Tulip
04-09-2005, 04:41 pm
Pennys > Pounds
Shiro
04-09-2005, 11:30 pm
How are you pronouncing pennys there? o.O
night
06-09-2005, 05:30 pm
fox if i were you id let him keep it.
his hands already covered in dreul from it...:eek:
is their more than one way to pronounce pennies?
Shiro
06-09-2005, 11:44 pm
Yes. If you're being creative!
night
07-09-2005, 07:18 pm
creates a building out of pennies.
"there im creative, but it was expensive!!!"
Looks in wallet.
"did lighten it up abit."
Ah, crap... I'm selling this stuff on Ebay....
(Getting drunker)
night
09-09-2005, 07:13 pm
you could run a bar in the penny building.
:D
*Opens bar without even answering*
(All sobered-up)
The Person
17-09-2005, 09:42 am
Fine then, I'll just keep the finger. *Walks away with his prize, but thinks about what he has done and goes to fox to give back her finger.* Here you go fox. Sorry I ransomed it.
*But as he held out the finger (not 'the' finger, fox's finger for you dirty-minded people) a bunny jumped up and stole the finger.* (do I have to say it again?) Um, fox. You may have to go after a bunny to get back your finger.
lolly
18-09-2005, 01:15 pm
*makes popping noise with mouth* bunny! *runs up to bunny then twists and turns violently back the other way to run when noticing the bunnys rather large and dangerous looking teeth* EEEEEEK!! someone could have told me they wern't friendly!:p
night
19-09-2005, 01:31 pm
what the bunnies arent freindly...
ooooh
that explains why one is chewing my butt.
:rolleyes:
:D
The Person
19-09-2005, 04:31 pm
Oh so THAT's why my head is seperated from my body. Y'know, someone could have told me earlier.
lolly
19-09-2005, 10:14 pm
i think i should hurt that bunny for scaring me, i really don't like being evil to animals, but they are evil themselves!
*ad the bunny jumps to attack, does a flying spin and hook kick and knocks bunny flying* now who wants some!?!?!:D
night
20-09-2005, 05:21 pm
*farts and bunny attached to butt runs away*
hurray for smelly bodily functions.
lolly
20-09-2005, 07:44 pm
lol! oh wow...i can't fart like that so yea, i burp better:p hehe
night
20-09-2005, 08:25 pm
so are you royalty or a celebraty?
lolly
21-09-2005, 07:12 pm
eh? im.........................................
..........................................
.................................
...................lolly!:p
night
22-09-2005, 12:58 pm
good for a lick?
:p
*licks*
lolly
22-09-2005, 06:43 pm
:eek: hehehehehehehehehe! quit it! *add cute and embarresed smiley here*
night
22-09-2005, 07:28 pm
lol
:D
lolly
22-09-2005, 07:40 pm
hehe, *pokes night* bad night:p hehe, anyways, *sees charlies pickign a scrap with a bunny* yea!!! go charlie!!!:D
night
22-09-2005, 08:08 pm
*licks charlie*
eww
i gut a 'air on ma pung
*takes hair off my tougue*
:p
lolly
22-09-2005, 08:14 pm
:eek: your lucky charlie didnt manage to turn around and bite you! either him or the bunny:p *licks night* ha! you got licked!:p
* takes a flying kick at a bunny* weeeeeee!!!:D *realises bunny is holding onto foot with teeth* uhoh....AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! *runs around crazily trying to stamp on the bunny*
night
22-09-2005, 08:40 pm
ive not got psyhco-inducing sweat like mysty do i?
:eek:
cause you seem alittle hyper now.
:D
lolly
22-09-2005, 08:42 pm
me? lol, nah, im just crazy:p *manages to swing bunny off foot and accidentally falls in nights direction* ooooops!
night
22-09-2005, 09:00 pm
*i get knocked over and you trip on me*
ouch...
:(
lolly
22-09-2005, 09:05 pm
sowwy night:( *helps up* damn bunnies
night
22-09-2005, 09:11 pm
*trips on bunny hole*
i think this is a job for wallace and gromit...
:D
lolly
22-09-2005, 09:15 pm
Cheeeeeeeeese!!!!:D they get cheese from the moon and fill up the bunny holes with it!!, even if they don' pretty good idea huh?:D
night
22-09-2005, 09:23 pm
*then all the bunnies get sick from eating the cheese*
uhoh...
*seals himself into clear gaint inflatable ball, that just happens to be near by*
:(
*rabbits start to puke every where*
lolly
22-09-2005, 10:19 pm
eeeeek! let me in let me in!!! *tries to push way into nights ball*....gah! man thats sounds almost wrong...wouldn't even sound better if i said night's plastic ball:pok enough of that
night
23-09-2005, 02:44 pm
wait dont push...
*ball starts to roll the wall down the hill*
oooooo
:eek:
Oh... What the hell.... *Pushes the penny-building, pennys fall and kills the bunnies by choking those who are not crushed by large amounts of cash*
night
24-09-2005, 10:03 pm
*pennines make the sick splash all over everyone but night*
lolly
25-09-2005, 08:25 pm
thanks night, leave us out here to become dirty:( *finds non-evil part of land with nice waterfall and takes a shower*:p
night
25-09-2005, 08:28 pm
well you were the one to feed all the rabbits cheese from the moon.
you deserved it.
lolly
25-09-2005, 09:23 pm
well, technically i didn't actually get cheese from the moon, i only said it might be a good idea, but never put that i actually did it, i was just remembering wallace and gromit
night
25-09-2005, 09:41 pm
oh well.
anyway now i get to watch you shower.
lol.
:eek: ;) :D :p
lolly
26-09-2005, 05:35 pm
who says i took my clothes off?:p
night
26-09-2005, 07:22 pm
who says i care.
;)
lolly
26-09-2005, 08:07 pm
well obviously you don't but ohwell:)
*get out of waterfall pushes night in when walking past*
your turn!:D
night
26-09-2005, 08:32 pm
awww but i had one yesterday
*has a quick wash*
:p
lolly
26-09-2005, 08:33 pm
have a longer wash! you smell of plastic!:p
night
26-09-2005, 08:49 pm
you just like looking at my nipples!!
:eek:
*squirts you with hose*
:D
lolly
26-09-2005, 08:55 pm
................that was some random dirty accusation! hose?!?!?!?!ok, im not even gonna get into that......
*runs around trying to avoid being sprayed with hose*
night
26-09-2005, 09:25 pm
dirty.
i meant just a normal garden hose i attatched to the waterfall...
:D
lolly
26-09-2005, 09:30 pm
wow, these bunnies sure are civilized ain't they?:p hoses and showers.....
night
26-09-2005, 09:34 pm
there not dirty bunnies are they.
just evil.
*bunnies switch the hot water to cold*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
*jumps out the shower*
:eek:
lolly
26-09-2005, 09:47 pm
hey! *throws a towel over night and happy slaps the bunnys with wings* take that you evil bunnies! *charlie takes a picture with camera phone* now thats happy slapping with a vengence!:D
night
26-09-2005, 09:53 pm
charlie give me back that picture of me!!!
:D
*chases after him*
lolly
26-09-2005, 09:57 pm
..........i didn't know you was a bunny night...!? *goes to hit night with pillow again but misses, twists round and falls over*......heheh!:D
night
26-09-2005, 09:59 pm
*still chasing after charlie with towel wrapped round my waist*
well he took a pic of me before he got the bunnies
lolly
26-09-2005, 10:03 pm
did he? well, by all means chase him:p charlie give him that photo! *charlie drops the photo infron tof lolly and dashes off, lolly pics up photo*.........oh dear night:p
and yes i do know i used a pillow in the wrong topic:rolleyes:
night
27-09-2005, 07:08 pm
oi!
lol
:D
*takes pic of you and rips it up into little itty bitty peices*
lolly
28-09-2005, 07:08 pm
you could have just asked the bunny to do it for you...just make sure your hands well out the way when you do that:p
night
29-09-2005, 06:19 pm
why?
*rabbit eats leftovers...*
*Gin roasts bunny over open fire, and eats it without sharing*
lolly
01-10-2005, 11:56 pm
well, personally i don't mind you didn't share, i don't like the sound of roast rabbit:p i prefer pork...
Charlie: oooee!!! *as he runs of to hide*
no! no no no charlie not you, your not that kind of...'pork'..
night
03-10-2005, 10:45 am
guinea pig...the other white meat.
gin i really would recomend eating anything in the field.
those rabbits are full of moon cheese...
lolly
04-10-2005, 06:38 pm
he's a big pig (yup yup) you could be a big pig too! oi!:D
eeewww, moon cheese, i wonder if shamay would come eat it all up with a spoon:p
night
04-10-2005, 09:16 pm
no he eat it with "the spoon"
is it soft cheese?
:eek:
*Wipes face with american flag*
Moon cheese....? I didn't notice anything..... *spits out some landing gear*
lolly
09-10-2005, 08:21 pm
yes, moon cheese!:D
night
09-10-2005, 09:22 pm
gets it must be like chiken keivs
:D
lolly
09-10-2005, 09:31 pm
eh:confused:
night
11-10-2005, 07:36 pm
im meant guess.
evil rabbit keivs with imported moon cheese.
:D
lolly
13-10-2005, 09:15 pm
..................................okay! weird!:p
night
13-10-2005, 09:20 pm
hey he invented them...
:D
lolly
13-10-2005, 09:26 pm
*grabs bunny by the ears and smashes it into nights stomach in which it digs it's teeth and won't let go* quit confusing me!:p
night
13-10-2005, 09:33 pm
i have a bunny feeling in my tummy...:D ;)
lolly
13-10-2005, 09:37 pm
*hits head* oh my plans just fail so miserably!:rolleyes:*attaches more rabbits to night and observes her work of art*
night
13-10-2005, 09:59 pm
ok im creul...
*releases the charlie clones that come and eat the rabbits*
:D
yay im saved...
lolly
13-10-2005, 10:01 pm
charlie clones?!?! where did you get them?:p well, im kinda glad you didn't say charlies babies...
night
13-10-2005, 10:12 pm
i cloned him when you werent looking.
:p
lolly
13-10-2005, 10:16 pm
well, if you say so.....
*plays with real charlie*
night
14-10-2005, 04:18 pm
*fake chariles attempt to confuse you by making a big pile of charlies*
:D
(camp fire still lit) *looks at the pile of charlies*
Mmm.... Porkchop......
lolly
16-10-2005, 04:52 pm
you can make pork chops out of all the other charlie fakes! *holds onto real charlie* but not this one!:(
night
16-10-2005, 07:02 pm
*all the fake charlies start crying*
:(
lolly
16-10-2005, 07:51 pm
ooops...urm.... don't cry lil pigs! uncle night will be more than happy to take care of you!:D *leads the group of guinea pigs to night* here he is!:D now you take care of them uncle night!:p;)
night
20-10-2005, 08:49 pm
aww poor charlies....
:rolleyes:
lolly
20-10-2005, 08:53 pm
yea i know:p i could give them much more care and attention than you could but only one guinea pig is mine:p ohwell
night
20-10-2005, 09:26 pm
but that ones the real charlie...
or is it that one....
or that one....
:confused:
lolly
20-10-2005, 09:33 pm
*gestures to the one snuggled in arms* this one!:p
night
20-10-2005, 09:56 pm
*one charlie is wearing an im the real charlie tshirt*
:D
Hey.... Look at the ocean glimmering...... Wait..... Since when is there an ocean here.....? And it's growing...... This looks bad....
*Opens an umbrella-shop*
lolly
27-10-2005, 11:06 pm
ocean? umbrella? but why Gin? whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyy???:confused: :p
*knocks lolly senseless, steals 50 whatever-money-lolly-is-carrying, puts an umbrella on lolly's head*
You'll thank me later..... If you survive.....
*Tsunami wipes out ALL*
night
30-10-2005, 09:38 pm
*surfs on the tsunami....*
ta gin this rocks...
:D
*sits on umbrella-shop/raft, fishing*
Hm....? Oh.... 'Tis a big one...... Wonder what it is........
night
02-11-2005, 12:45 pm
its a shark...i can see it from up here.
:D
*wipesout on the tsunami*
:o
Hm.... I don't believe you.... *pulls the fish out of the water*
Hah.... Said it wasn't a shark.... 'Tis an evil bunny the size of Manhattan.... Oh..... :eek:
lolly
04-11-2005, 09:52 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!! HA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *does backstroke while laughing at gins misfortune* hah!! oh dear!:p umbrella's can't save you now!:p:D
night
07-11-2005, 02:25 pm
thats lollys trademark evil laugh.
:D
watches gin fall in the gaint bunnies ear.
ew earwax...
surfs the tsunami again
lolly
07-11-2005, 05:48 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!! HA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughs at gins misfortune yet again*:D *sits on the back of nights surfboard* dooo do do do do....
night
07-11-2005, 08:55 pm
*does a handstand*
hehehe... ok mine isnt as impressive....
:D
Umbrellas can't save me....? Oh, yeah...? *Opens King-Size Umbrella in E-Bunny's mouth* At least I won't be food.......
*jumps to night's feet (hand-stand, remember?)* Here, bunny, bunny, bunny......
night
11-11-2005, 07:49 pm
*retains balance*
we are trick surfers....
:D
...
....
.....
:eek:
And so is he...... *points at B3 (Big Bad Bunny) surfing like a pro on the umbrella-shop (don't ask how the umbrella-shop is big enough for a Manhattan-size bunny)*
Anyone has a torpedo, or something of that nature......?
night
18-11-2005, 06:54 pm
nope sorry left them in my other swim shorts...
:eek:
lolly
23-11-2005, 10:02 pm
would a motorised surfboard do? if all attack plans fail at least we can get away faster?
night
24-11-2005, 01:07 pm
yip thatll do
:D
lolly
24-11-2005, 05:42 pm
right, you build it, ill just lay on this 'ere spare surfboard sipping milkshake:D
night
24-11-2005, 07:00 pm
righty oh
*turns into dust cloud and when it clears theres a motor on the back of the surfboard*
hehe
everbody on
lolly
24-11-2005, 07:01 pm
everybody meaning, yourself me and gin?:p oooo everybody!!!!:p
I have another idea..... *Rebuilds motorized surfboard into torpedo*
Don't worry... I have this inflatable island here.... *tosses it to lolly* You'd better inflate it....
*gets motorized-surfboard-torpedo running* 3.... 2..... 1..... "Hasta la vista, B3....." Huh!? Where'd he go....? *torpedo fires.....*
night
25-11-2005, 07:52 pm
he shrunk in the wash lol.
:D
lolly
27-11-2005, 05:59 pm
*begins to inflate island* if i faint when i finish, you'll see why:p
night
30-11-2005, 08:00 pm
why is it a big inflateable island?
Could you..... hurry up....?
I....... can not..... swim......:( *glub, glub, glub....*
night
04-12-2005, 07:20 pm
here gin hold this a minute
*hands him a box*
:cool:
lolly
08-12-2005, 05:35 pm
im done!!!!...........*falls back into water for lack of energy and can't seem to get out again* :( help?
night
08-12-2005, 07:16 pm
*pulls lolly onto inflateable island.*
ok?:D
lolly
08-12-2005, 07:20 pm
thankyou night:) ok, who wants a game of noughts and crosses in the sand?:p
night
08-12-2005, 07:21 pm
is the sand inflatable too?? :eek:
lolly
08-12-2005, 07:24 pm
........good point:p all well, do you thinks it's like a bouncy castle? i still havn't recovered from being totally out and breath and nearly drowning so yea:p not for me!
night
08-12-2005, 07:33 pm
one way to find out.
*bounces*
weeee
:cool:
lolly
08-12-2005, 07:34 pm
oh wow!:D *is bounced around* hehe, good thing i ain't eaten owt right?:p
night
08-12-2005, 07:44 pm
*stops bouncing*
your turn.
:D
lolly
08-12-2005, 07:50 pm
well ok:) *bounces around night* fly night fly!!!:D:D:D
night
08-12-2005, 07:55 pm
*falls into the sea*
:eek:
glub glub
lolly
08-12-2005, 08:10 pm
eeek! why can no-one apart from me on this forum swim??:p
do i need to come and rescue you?:rolleyes:
night
08-12-2005, 08:33 pm
no its ok
i can breathe under water.
i just wanted to see if you resuce me
;)
*walks along the bottom*
*.....Where he finds Gin, who offered B3 the 5ton sun-shades that were in the box*
*writes on boards (since I CAN'T breathe beneath water)*
"Oh... night..... I have a new friend..... And he's hungry....." *crooked smile*
night
09-12-2005, 04:45 pm
how about some fish?
or does he only eat mutant carrots?
:D
lolly
12-12-2005, 08:25 pm
Originally posted by night
no its ok
i can breathe under water.
i just wanted to see if you resuce me
;)
*walks along the bottom*
did you expect me to come running along the inflatable beach like baywatch or something?:P
*dives into water* ooo water!:D *swims and glides around using wings* im an angel fish!:D
Mutant carrots.... Hmm.... Not bad..... *confines Evil Christmas Carrots to join the ranks*
(On a sign)"Your End....." (Flips the sign)"is near!!!" *riding on the head of B3, starts chasing night while harpuning him with Evil-Carrots*
night
24-12-2005, 09:09 pm
*but since the carrots are evil they betray you and join legues with the gaint bunny. while stabbign your chest repeatidly*
oh dear :eek: :D
(still the sign) "Stupid carrots" *puts them in the mixer*
"B3.... DESTROY!" *B3 stomps annoying stain formerly known as night*
(To himself (yes, still on the sign)) "Umm.... When did I side with the bunnies, again...?"
lolly
01-01-2006, 07:09 pm
well, i think the theory goes, tht you like inflicting pain as much as the bunnies do, so therefore you are classed as joined forces.....<_<.......>_>.......i tried! don't hurt me!!:(
*Makes B3 drink all the water (besides, it was a tsunami. shouldn't it have flushed back on it's own already?)*
Don't worry, I won't..... Of course, I can't speak for the bunny.....
*B3 and a fresh army of bunnies start chasing lolly*
lolly
03-01-2006, 02:20 pm
*jumps back onto island and hides up a tree* ive decided this island is bunny proof!:D
Oh, rats..... !!! *Hires plastic surgeon Dr. Irving Blumenfeld to turn the bunnies into rats*
Ahaaa hahahahaaaaa!! OK, this is getting outa control.....
lolly
07-01-2006, 08:40 pm
yea, i think you really need to gain control of yourself and hide somewhere before the rats get you:p
*Inflates a mountain (As-Good-As-Real TM. Same brand as the island) and starts a hermit life*:D
lolly
19-01-2006, 10:09 pm
well ain't you lazy?:p
Oh, shut it.... *Shuts up lolly with an inflatable rockslide*
Would I inflate this load of crap if I were that lazy...?:D
night
20-01-2006, 10:16 am
well you made lolly do the island.
is there still a gaint bunny/rat??
lolly
23-01-2006, 10:19 pm
Originally posted by night
well you made lolly do the island.
is there still a gaint bunny/rat??
damn right i had to do that you meanie! :p
Yes.... But I've forgotten to keep track of it....
:D Well, you didn't have to.... I just told you to, I didn't force you.... Of course, we WOULD all be dead if you didn't..... Thanx, I guess.....
night
30-01-2006, 08:00 pm
*gaint bunny sits on gin*
:D
Somehow I feel very heavy today..... *spine cracks. Inflatable mountain cracks. Everyone gets blown away by compressed air.*
[Insert SFX: Gin's scream, fading away in the distance.]
night
03-02-2006, 08:31 pm
is it time for the gaint plastic bubble again??
*Drop. Crash*
Ouch.... Bubble....?
night
10-02-2006, 11:46 am
lol not what i meant but itll do.
"is it time for the anvil again?"
Wha-....? Anvil...? You're making horse shoes...?:D Now, what was this thread about.....?
night
17-02-2006, 11:49 am
that one.
*anvil lands on gins head*
:D
*Gin faints. His shoes quietly walks away. The bunnies return.*
"Will Gin wake up and take vengeance on night? Will he get his shoes back? Can the bunnies be stopped, and returned to being prey? Will this thread get back on topic? Don't miss tomorow's episode! Saaaame Evil-Time, Saaaaame Evil-Thread!!!"
night
24-02-2006, 07:31 pm
aaah the bunnies have returned.
:eek:
*Gin starts a quest for the recovery of shoes. Only with shoes can he fight the evil bunnies. Thus, night was on his own....*
lolly
13-03-2006, 08:05 pm
am i the only one here who realises that we shouldn't be fighting eachother, and at first concentrate on escaping the sinking island? :p
or simply....*rubs hands on big bunny but softly so he doesn't realise and then rubs hands on the hole in the mountain* bunny wax, works everytime ;)
*returns with high-quality rabbit skin-boots*
(Theese'll have to do for now...)
*turns to the Big, Bad Bunny*
Excuse me..... Have you seen my shoes....?
*realized that the bunny-boss is wearing them*
Hey! You're gonna stretch them.....
(What to do, what to do....?)
night
23-03-2006, 04:58 pm
yes thats not offencive to bunnies at all...
:rolleyes:
Revolver
23-03-2006, 05:29 pm
give me a hand & a bunny i want to make hand and bunny soup
night
23-03-2006, 06:03 pm
why not just chop up gin.
then you get the hand and the bunny.
:D
Revolver
23-03-2006, 06:07 pm
i don't wanna get dirty! :D
*Knocks night & Rev. out with kloroform (No-one in my presence knows how it's spelled!), ties them down, presents them to the bunny*
Tell you what..... Let's make a deal.... A pair of weirdos for a pair of shoes.....:D
*The Big One is not impressed*
Oh.... Then let's add a bucket of megahol....?
night
24-03-2006, 06:15 pm
you cant give them megahol im the only one that knows how to make it.
:D zzZZZZ
lolly
26-03-2006, 12:07 pm
megahol! don't get bunnies drunk, especially if there is both sexes:eek: but then again, they don't need encouraging anyway:p
night
26-03-2006, 03:20 pm
i never got why the easter bunny delivers eggs... i mean they dont lay eggs.
:D
lolly
26-03-2006, 03:32 pm
maybe its because bunnies are very good at producing new life...and plenty of it!:D they are the deliverers!
night
29-03-2006, 06:46 pm
but so are chickens.
lolly
29-03-2006, 09:19 pm
well they join forces obviously...
Shouldn't you be sleeping....? *drugs, and ties up everyone. gets all the bunnies drunk, steals the shoes, and runs like hell*
Bye bye, suckers.....:D
night
01-04-2006, 07:54 pm
aaah gin druged us.
who knows what he did to us, while we were out....
:eek:
*Runs back. Slaps night with wet fish.*
I left you with drunken, evil bunnies and ran like hell.....
*Runs like hell, take:2*:D
night
07-04-2006, 09:14 pm
*bunnies give chase, cause they like to chase things*
:D
Mysty
08-04-2006, 10:44 am
Evil bunnies are my friends...
*Hugs them*
Awwww... they look so cute with those lil anger marks, XD
Balmung406
08-04-2006, 11:45 pm
btw I have a pet rabit, eveil at times but cute at others :)
anyway I better get ready *changes into protective cloathing*
lolly
09-04-2006, 10:07 pm
same with my guinea pig:p
*Bunnies catch up*
Tch...! You haven't seen the last of me..... *retreats, Kagura-style. but with an umbrella, I don't have any feathers....*
lolly
17-04-2006, 01:06 pm
*flaps wings and hovers infront of Gin* we'll see ya around :)
*is startled and drops the umbrella. falling*
:eek: Ah! Such a devious manuvre...... I'll get you for this...!
*blasts waiting bunnies away with prinny-dolls before hitting the ground*
lolly
23-04-2006, 03:44 pm
this is where i realise how i got the nickname Spam :D nah,whoever gave me that name has nothing to do with this forum so i guess not..
*dodges Gins gunfire* i don't think you were even firing at me but ohwell:p
night
25-04-2006, 06:50 pm
*presses "make spikes appear out the ground" button*
rabits get skewered.
but
gin gets skewered too...
"woops..."
:rolleyes:
... :eek: ...ughghgh......
I... should've known....
*passes out and drops a detonator*Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-ay..... What'cha gonna do....? :rolleyes:
lolly
01-05-2006, 07:40 pm
i like it how night is so kind to me and attacks with weapons that don't harm me:D *flutters around happily*
Mr.Jester
04-05-2006, 07:39 pm
*Dives in through a window and grabs on to a rafter on entering looking down at the carnage*
Hmmm
*throws a few napalm bombs down and burns the bunnies*
mmmm bbq bunnies
*looks around to behind we're more bunnies are coming through the window he just dived through*
Damn it
*jumps onto the rafter and takes both his rifles out of their back holsters*
Die bunnies [Insert Trigger Happy Smiley]
*Starts to shooting at the bunnies entering through the window
bubble_monster
04-05-2006, 07:43 pm
That should have seen them all off orion.
*throws grenade out of the window just to make sure*
Mr.Jester
04-05-2006, 07:44 pm
What can i say i love artilary ^^
*shoots a bunny that was about to jump on bubble's head*
bubble_monster
04-05-2006, 09:52 pm
Thanks!!! *gives orion a hug to say thanks*
*picks rabbit running by, up by the ears, and tickles it to death!!!*
mwahahahahah
Mr.Jester
05-05-2006, 09:11 am
*Quirks a brow at the tickling to death killing*
If i wanted to kill them with a smile on there face id nail a smile on
*gets out nail gun and starts shooting nails at all the bunnies*
:eek: ...Are you two the dynamic duo, or something...? Ah, I feel like helping.... *Starts tossing prinny-dolls and razor-bangasas around, while kicking bunnys out of the way. Then takes out sword and slices a couple of bunnys into mittens. Then remembers about the spike-wounds, and collapses again*
Damn.... One of my detonators is missing, and I can't remember what it does....
Mr.Jester
05-05-2006, 07:03 pm
hahaha im in no duo, i just saw an oppertunity to showboat *hangs upside down from rafter*
*continues to nail gun the bunnies*
lolly
05-05-2006, 11:05 pm
*bitchslaps the bunnies with wings* take that bun buns!! maybe they fun to drain of blood with vampire teeth! *grows teeth* mwahahha!
Mr.Jester
05-05-2006, 11:07 pm
*swings to another rafter and catchs the rafter swinging on it around and around until letting go to land ontop of a bunny* flattened ^_^
lolly
05-05-2006, 11:10 pm
bunny pancake ^^
Mr.Jester
05-05-2006, 11:11 pm
*launchs self back up to rafter* indeed *throws a match on the bunny*
lolly
05-05-2006, 11:17 pm
cooked bunny pancake :p
bubble_monster
05-05-2006, 11:21 pm
*eats the cooked bunny pancake*
lolly
07-05-2006, 12:51 am
any good?
Mr.Jester
07-05-2006, 01:02 am
i had nails in it :S
lolly
07-05-2006, 05:30 pm
maybe not so good ^^ ' *cooks unnailed bunny pancakes* there:D im a good cook!
Mr.Jester
07-05-2006, 05:54 pm
*has a bunny biting away at his arm* ok that bunny is defnitly not giving up but not even hurting, this is quite funny
night
08-05-2006, 06:57 pm
*night finds detonator and presses the big "do not press as this is orions self destruct button" button*
a big blue 10 starts counting down above orions head.
10....9.....8.....7.....6...
woops :rolleyes:
Mr.Jester
08-05-2006, 07:18 pm
ooooooo doom attack
*runs from battle succesfully and the blue counter disappears*
Muahahaha the power of escaping from battle
night
08-05-2006, 07:42 pm
em it only disappeared cause it reached zero...
p.s.
[BOOM!!]
:D
Mr.Jester
08-05-2006, 07:45 pm
no your mixing zero up with 3, learn to count ^^ it would help ^^ :P
night
08-05-2006, 07:52 pm
oh well
*orion blows up anyway.*
:D
Mr.Jester
08-05-2006, 07:55 pm
*when the smoke is cleared orion jumps out from the smoke*
Nice neon lights but we're supposed to be fighting the bunnies here
*Takes the bunny nibbling at his arm from his shoulder and throws it towards night's face*
night
08-05-2006, 08:01 pm
*night ducks*
what theres ducks in here too??
:eek:
Mr.Jester
08-05-2006, 08:03 pm
*points behind night* Duck!
night
08-05-2006, 08:08 pm
*ducks come into the thread and start eating the bunnies*
:D
Mr.Jester
08-05-2006, 08:10 pm
*hangs from rafter* Thats strange o.o
bubble_monster
08-05-2006, 08:28 pm
*watches and cracks up laughing at the ducks eating the bunnies*
night
08-05-2006, 08:52 pm
there tearing into them like stale bread...
:eek: :D
lolly
08-05-2006, 10:30 pm
tis strange, ducks really do enter this thread, as i happen to be looking after one at this moment :rolleyes:
*sees a bunny try to fight a duck back so i kick the bunny in the face* ^^
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