Evil Bunny Land

[Mr.Jester]

*starts throwing pieces of a bunnie to claudio*

[night]

whos claudio?
:confused:

[Mr.Jester]

A duckling ^^

[night]

oh...

eat up and you can be big and strong.

:D

[bubble_monster]

like me......

or not....

[Gin]

Hmm.... You could almost make a three-course dinner out of this.....

Hey.... I wan't my detonator back..... *Puts bunny ears on night's head. A duck eats him whole, and leaves only the remote behind*
Thanx....:D

[bubble_monster]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheh eh

ok i'm done

[night]

*duck flies off then poos, night lands on orions head*

ew stupid duck!!

:eek:

[Mr.Jester]

*throws night into a pool*
Stinky sod
*pours bucket of water over self*
much better ^^

[night]

*has a wash*

wait a minute do ducks like water?


:eek:

[bubble_monster]

erm..... i heard that they absolutely hate water. They dispise the stuff.

[night]

oh thats ok then.

*takes off ears and has a paddle*

[lolly]

what you on about? they love water!! my ducky loves taking his bath ^^ *is at one with the ducks*

[Mr.Jester]

*has a bunny nibbling on his shoulder again which is being nibbled by a duck*
This is no longer funny, this is just strange O.o
*throws both the bunny and the duck nibbling the bunny into a net at the other side of the room*
^^ score

[lolly]

don't throw the duck!!! *rescues duck and cuddles* awww

[Mr.Jester]

I didn't throw the duck, it just wouldnt let go of the bunny ^^

[lolly]

excuses :rolleyes: but here, you the daddy emo duck, you look after it *gives duck to Orion*:D

[Mr.Jester]

It is an excuse, a true one
*Holds the duck in hands*
What am i supposed to do now o.o
>.>

[lolly]

give it a bath! they really cute when they bathe! ^^

[Mr.Jester]

*Sets up a little bath and puts the duck inside*
Ok time to protect it from bunnis ^^

[lolly]

hell yea! *commits a flying kick at an incoming bunny*

[Mr.Jester]

*Blinks* By eck!
*shoots another bunny*

[Gin]

*sets up a kitchen*
I have to improve my cooking-skills..... Tend to over-spice stuff.....
*starts practicing (sp?) on duck- and bunny dishes*

[Mr.Jester]

*aims gun directly at point blank range at gins head* no harming the duck

[lolly]

*veins pulses in head* someone.... hold....me back...before i hit Gin...unless thats a good idea...

[Mr.Jester]

*Shoots gin in head*
No need ^^

[lolly]

*calms down and relaxes* okies ^^ '

[Gin]

Ouch.... Man, what was that for....? Here, have some rabbit and relax....

[lolly]

you know damn well what it was for! :mad: you duck harmer!!

[Mr.Jester]

*makes two rabbits into rabbit-chuks*

[lolly]

rabbit chucks?:confused:

[Mr.Jester]

well bunny- chaku as in nun chaku......except with bunnys

[lolly]

i don't even know what that is ^^ '

[Mr.Jester]

*slaps own forehead*
Nevermind
*throws bunnies in bin to find another bunny biting his shoulder again*
What is it about my shoulder!?!?!

[lolly]

it's biteable?:D *bites Orions other shoulder* see:p

[Mr.Jester]

*throws bunny of shoulder and shoots it with both of his revolvers*
Ahh much bet.....*looks at other shoulder which is being bitten by lolly*
Having fun? O.o

[lolly]

yup thanx ^^ i'll stop now:p *stops*

[Mr.Jester]

*Nods and then is pulled away tied up by an army of bunnies*
Oh for gods sake T.T

[lolly]

i was talking to him you stupid bunniess!!!!! :mad: *slashes at bunnies with wings and when they're all gone i untie Orion* they're so annoying sometimes ^^ '

[Mr.Jester]

*Nods* True
*Stamps on a bunny*
Damn it stepping in bunny kill isn't a nice sight

[lolly]

*cringes* eew >_< *flies up into a tree out the way*

[Mr.Jester]

*jumps out of shoes into another pair* much better
*sets the old pair of shoes up in flames*

[lolly]

*lays out of branch feeling relaxed in the breeze not noticing the armies of bunnies moving towards me*

[Mr.Jester]

*looks to the little army of bunnys and sets them alight*
Burn bunnies burn!

[lolly]

*opens eyes* woah whats going on?:confused:

[Mr.Jester]

Bunnies + Flames = Bonfire
Thats whats happanin ^_~

[lolly]

ahh, me sees............(>^(>O_o)> hahahahaha:p

[Mr.Jester]

O.o Rapage????

[lolly]

bunny rapage......oh god O_o

[Gin]

:eek: Orion has watched too many crush videos....
*picks up Orions disposed bunny-chucks*

Avatar of Evil, be gone....:mad:
*hits self in forehead*
Ouch... I can't wield bun-chucks....
*Pulls out great bow and explosives*
"Go ahead, make my day..."
*Barrage of Doom sends bunnies flying all directions. Finally also manages to destroy Orion's shoes*

[Mr.Jester]

:( Awwwwww I liked those shoes

And what you mean by crush videos?? O.o

[lolly]

do we wanna know?:p *takes a kick/nudge and a nearby bunny * shoo....grr go away!!!:p

[Gin]

You don't know...? Good for you.....:D

Aaaanyway..... *starts hunting bunnies with new-found explosive archery skills*

[night]

*bunnies start hunting gin with new found rocket launchers*


oh so thats where i put them

silly me :D

[Gin]

...
New target assigned...
Destroy weapons dealer...
*Running from bunnies, starts bombarding night instead. Falls down as hit by shockwave from rocket blast. Gets up. Repeat.*:D

[night]

*does a dance to celebrate and somehow all the bombs explode where i was a moment ago*

:confused:

[Gin]

Hmm....? *Tries to copy night's dance. Is immediately struck down and set aflame by rockets*

..... :eek: *passes out*

[lolly]

*rolls over laughing before getting biten by 10 bunnies* eeek! eeeeeeek! arrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gin]

*Laughing In Sleep*:p

[lolly]

*laughs at Gin*

[night]

heheehe he laughs in his sleep.

lets see what hes dreaming!

*attatches dream viewing machine to gins head*

[Mr.Jester]

It looks like some strange disturbing adult movie............with antlers

[Gin]

*Does a deathroll and breaks the machine. Nightmare-ish Phantasmal Creature Of Doom jump out from screen into Orion's chest*

Mmm- Whawh -id ye say....? *rubs eyes* Hmhm, huh.... Morn'n...... *grabs a passing bunny by the ears and throws it at night's face* Didn't think I'd forgotten did ya....?

:eek:*takes the bunny's dropped bazooka and takes cover when the gerilla bunnies reappear from the bushes*

[Mr.Jester]

*Looks down at chest*
oooooo i have the powers of tatoo from elektra
*Sends the creature of doom out to chase night*

[night]

""creature of doom" meet "evil bunny 2357"" *points to bunny on face*

*watches bunny tries to shake its hand and the creature of doom starts chewing the ear of the bunny, other bunnies not happy*

[Mr.Jester]

*runs away as the creature distracts the bunny*

[night]

*follows orion as bunnies start fighting the other thing*

[Mr.Jester]

*jumps inside his bunker and locks the door*

[night]

*walks face first into door*
:eek:

[Gin]

*Jumps into the portable market-stand of Doom(don't ask how it survived until now) and folds it into portfolio mode*

[lolly]

*runs up behind Night and pushes him straight through to locked door* in we go!:D

[Mr.Jester]

*blinks as night and lolly come thrugh the bunker door*
Thats the last time I go to Bunker-D00R-R-US for my bunker doors
*shuts the bunker door*
Do either of you know how to close a door *rolls eyes*

[lolly]

well i sorry we wern't fast enough getting up after falling through a locked door :p
and that was a lame company joke:p

[Mr.Jester]

*starts going down a ladder in the bunker*

[lolly]

*pets Charlie* you havn't been here for a while mate ^^ what took you so long?
Charlie : squeek oooooeeek!
........that is not good...oh my

[Mr.Jester]

*peeks out from the ladder tunnel*
How did charlie get here??

[lolly]

he came through there there hole in the corner *points* after he escaped....

[Mr.Jester]

wow, this bunker isn't what its cracked up to be *starts climbing up the ladder now to go out of the top of the bunker*
coast seems to be clear *bunny lunges for him and starts scratching at him*
ow...ow.........owwwwwwwwwww!

[lolly]

*Charlies squeels and hides in my jacket* its ok Charlie! i won't let them rape you again! ><
*bats away the bunny* go away!!!! horrible ignorant little creature from hell!!!

[Mr.Jester]

*stabs the bunny scratching him with a poisen dart and then throw the bunny at another one closing in on him*
darn pest

[lolly]

they violated Charlies sanity....how could they?!?!?! *cries lots and lots*

[Mr.Jester]

*hands you a box of kleenex and then jumps out of the bunker with some sai swords*
hehe lets go bunnies ^^
*starts running around impaling bunnies*

[Gin]

*hops in through the mailbox* (Why does the bunker have a mailbox....?)

[night]

(so it can get post obviously...:o )

*night sits up a bit confused*

when did they rape charlie?

:eek:

[lolly]

when he wandered off because he didn't want to fight anymore...looks like he got himself into a fighting situation anyway, but he's learnt now that it isn't safe around here.....anyone wanna stroke him? ^^

[Mr.Jester]

*starts making bunnie kebabs*
Hey who's for bbq?

[lolly]

not me, i just ate:p

[Mr.Jester]

anyone else??
*looks around holidng prongs*

[lolly]

see, you are fat, all you think of is food:p:D

[Mr.Jester]

I'm not fat, I actually nearly resemble an anorexic lol

[lolly]

noooo you don't you silly person:p

[Mr.Jester]

Well i meant a thin person but it came out wrong lol

[lolly]

just be quiet:p

[night]

i made bunny kebabs earlier...

how do you season them? i add just alittle bit of cinimon..
:p

[Gin]

*struggles out of the box*
Ooh, me want....
Cinnamon is used in real food....? I thought it was just a porridge ingredient......:p Although.... I did use it on a sandwich once.....

[night]

what cinnamaon porridge sandwhich?
:D :( :confused: :eek:

[Gin]

Of course not..... Just the cinnamon......
¬¬
Maybe you should.....

[night]

invent the chill pill.

:D

slight problem if i did it it be candy...sugar rush might not chill....:rolleyes:

[lolly]

then just go to lush and use the happy pill:D

[Mr.Jester]

Then again we'd just have loads of people hugging poles if they took the happy pill, Britain would no longer be a country, it would be a pole dancing club

[lolly]

Orion wishes :p

[Gin]

*staring at hand*
Whoahhh.......:p

[Mr.Jester]

Originally posted by lolly
Orion wishes :p
Whaaat?
Whats wrong with friendlyness to our friends made of steel otherwise known as lamposts

[lolly]

friendlyness? more like violation:p
and you had to remind me of the time i got dared to hump a lamppost while a car went past.....i did it aswell:p

[Mr.Jester]

I wouldn't be surprised if the driver wanted to watch, i would lol

[lolly]

:eek: *runs away* now thats scary

[Mr.Jester]

*rolls around laughing and then bunnies start dog piling on him*
Aggggh.....mmmppph...mmph

[lolly]

*giggles quietly* thats what you get for being discusting :p

[Mr.Jester]

*breaks free of the bunnies*
I have the!...........urm........bunny?

[lolly]

*grabs bunny* no i have the bunny:p *slaps Orion with bunny* ha!:p

[Mr.Jester]

*knocked out with bunny and is piled on again*

[lolly]

hey hey!! *shoves bunnies off Orion* just wait till he recovers before you do that huh? *bunnies nod*...wow, control:p *bunnies begins diving in my direction* maybe not! ^^ ' *runs*

[night]

quick in here!

*opens lid of something that looks like a steel drum*

[lolly]

i don't think i should trust you but ohwell *dives into steel drum thingy*

[Gin]

*sitting among the bunnies, chewing on a carrot*
Wonder what he's planning....? *the bunnies start placing bets*

[night]

*all the bunnies dive in the can and i seal them in*

there we go theyll die of suffacation. no air holes...

now im forgetting something....

oh yeah.

*pulls sticker off the side to reveal a radioactive logo*

:D :cool:

[lolly]

*screams in agony as bunnies eat me aswell as getting melted by radioactivity*
*screaming stops and the angel spirits of Lolly and all the bunnies rise out of the can*
wtf!! oooh, im a real angel!:D now i can't die!!! *points at Night* attack my fellow archangel bunnies! *bunnies swarm onto Night and eat his flesh*

[Mr.Jester]

sorry arn't archangels supposed to be evil angels of somekind, or at least a higher rank, how come you lot get to the arch angel rank straight away???
*is puzzled and obtains spawn's hell powers and starts summoning up beings from hell*

[lolly]

*bats eyelids* because i was already an angel:p hence my wings teehee ^^ and yea, archangel be an angel of higher rank, they defend heaven lol *beats up Orion's demons*

[Mr.Jester]

For a start I was talking about the bunnies who wern't angels already and neither were you cos you just said that you just became a "real" angel now lol

*Opens a hell hole letting out alsorts of demonic beings*

[lolly]

i give up on you honestly:rolleyes:

*bunnies eat up evil spirits and demons* its an undestructable army:D

[Mr.Jester]

*Summons up a gigantic demonic bunny.....wait wait wait....no 3 demonic bunnies*

[lolly]

*all bunnies including me sit back in deckchairs sipiing ice cold lemonade and laugh at demonic bunnies*

[Mr.Jester]

*the demonic bunnies pour the lemonade all across the ground*
:D

[lolly]

*bunnies and Lolly sit back and still relax* because
1. we don't care
2. we're already dead so you cant kill us or harm us:D

[Mr.Jester]

*Stops for a moment and looks to his demonic bunny friends and then smile*
Muahahaha the same applys for us seen as though we are also dead.......well atleast the bunnies are
*Bunnies exchange glances and shrug*
Hmmm but I know something we can do
*grabs bunnies and throws them into the hell hole sending them on a one way trip to hell*

[lolly]

*sings* i gotta one way ticket to hell and back!:p

[Mr.Jester]

yeah well this is one way with no return ^^
*throws lolly with the other bunnies into the hell hole and closes it*
Hmmm....I think I feel alot better now ^^
No flithy angelic warriors around now ^^

[lolly]

*peeks head out of hole* at least i ain't a wannabe:D

[Mr.Jester]

*uses polly filler of hell to seal hole*

[lolly]

*half way through Orions job Lolly and bunnies fly out of the hell hole and land in a heap on the floor*.....we wern't accepted as we are good beings ^^''

[night]

your about as good as my left pinky toe.

:D

[Mr.Jester]

so.......how good is it

[Gin]

lolly.... Since you apparently accepted full guardianship of the bunnies...... Cough up the cash they owe me......:D

[lolly]

*points to one of the bunnies and then to Gin* pay him what he needs!...what?? he's lying?....well, we can't pay liars can we Mr.Gin?:p

[night]

you dont owe me any money.

but id like some please.

:D

[Gin]

Na-...?!:eek: But I WON that bet...! That's it.... I'll write you up for this..... *takes out note-book. scribbles something: "Debt....Of Doom...!!!"* :mad: :p


And night, get in line.....¬¬

[lolly]

i'm skint, sorry ^^ ' you'll have to get a job if you want money teehee

[Gin]

That means you stay in teh notebook..... Hmhmhm.....

By the way, um...... Are all the bunnies dead, or what....?

[lolly]

yup, we all dead :) makes me kinda invincable in the topic, cos i'll just have to float around watching everyone...but theres one small thing you forget......

[Gin]

*Vacuum ceaner of Doom* WOOOOOOOOSH! *Gin caught a lolly!*

... Pay up.....

[lolly]

i don't want to *sticks tongue out at*

[night]

ewww your tounge will be all dusty...
:p

[lolly]

*gags* oou'r wight eeeeewwwww *coughs but does not cough up dough*:p

[night]

*taps the hoover.*

hello lolly:D

[Gin]

*connects the hoover to a blender*
Pay..... Or just enjoy the ride...... *pushes the on-switch*

[lolly]

*gets whizzed around in the hoover/blender* why do you treat me so? >< i can't be responsible for unpaid debts!!

[night]

do you need to consilidate your debts?

*appears behind a desk wearing a suit*

:cool:

[Gin]

*starts pouring random liqours into the hoover*

[Mr.Jester]

*Goes up to desk*
Why yes I do, can you help me do so?

[night]

sure give me all the money youve got and your house, and ill see what i can do.

:D

[Mr.Jester]

Urm I think I'll pass

[Gin]

Oy, how much can I get for this here - er..... "Angel-tonic".....
(Yes, I do assume that anyone who works with debts also works within the black market)

[kitesintruducer]

im mad at all you monsters finds a shovel digs hole puts his hand in and takes out some shadow blades.

slices a rabbits head off and uses his skill shadow switch

shadow switch switches me with my shadow meaning weapons will phase through me an so will bullits except for shadow weapons

[Magicalskull]

*falls asleep in the cockpit of a gundam*

[kitesintruducer]

eats a candy appl...rabbit

[Mr.Jester]

*finds a shadow knife on the floor and throws it into intruder's head*
Well that was a lack of a challenge
*looks up at the gundam*
Ok now that could be a problem

[lolly]

*knocks weakly from the inside of a hoover* urm...guys....can i like...come out now??:(

[Mr.Jester]

*opens hoover*
I'm not sure I wanna know how you got in there but it would be a good idea to brush yourself off

[kitesintruducer]

unswitch stabs orion

[Mr.Jester]

It would help if you didn't stab me with a plastic knife dude

[kitesintruducer]

hey my mom told me swords were to dangerose and someone could get hurt she also said plastic knifes were the knew blue

lol

[night]

why dont we try the plastic knifes on the gundam?
:cool:

[Mr.Jester]

*swipes the knife*
I need to borrrow this
*pokes the gundam with the plastic knife*
Hey its worth a shot
*stares at the gundam*

[lolly]

i am now fighting on my own, Charlie unfortunatly has died so give me a chance alright?

*swings wildly with pillows*

[Mr.Jester]

*points at the gundam*
Swing at that!

[lolly]

*gets confused and falls over*

[night]

no wonder your confused this isnt the pillow fight forum.

:rolleyes:

*replaces your pillows with plastic forks*

:D there all better!

[lolly]

i was under the influence of alcohol at that time ok?:rolleyes: *stabs air with plastic fork* grrr.....

[Gin]

*Sticks a piece of paper on the fork* You still owe me.....:p

Take this..... *jumps into air*
Haaaah....! *Attacks the Gundam with a barrage of olives, lemon-slices and drink-umbrellas*

[night]

aaah my nose.

*has a drink umbrella stuck to the end of my nose*

[Gin]

Yes... I finally hit my oh-so-evasive nemesis..... *walking towards sun-set*

:eek: Hey, wait....! That's not where I aimed, I missed the gundam....:eek:

[kitesintruducer]

what if the evil bunnies called there friends the evil pandas i hope they dont do that


lol

[night]

Originally posted by Gin
Yes... I finally hit my oh-so-evasive nemesis..... *walking towards sun-set*

:eek: Hey, wait....! That's not where I aimed, I missed the gundam....:eek:

"not only that but thats not the sunset...its the actual sun...on the ground..."

:D

luckily im protected from its effects by this little drinking umbrella.

:D

[Gin]

Yaaaaargh, I hate bright lights, I can't STAND equatorial heat...!!!

[night]

are you starting to melt?

:cool:

[Gin]

No, not really, but I'm not getting enough oxygen, due to my mid-section muscles ceasing up a little......:p

[night]

oh i can fix that.

*attaches bicycle pump and starts to inflate gin*

[night]

oh i can fix that.

*attaches bicycle pump and starts to inflate gin*

[Mr.Jester]

May I note that we still have a gundam staring down at us...now do we have any more weapons?

[Gin]

Well, yeah, take this.... *tosses Prinny doll at Orion*
-KABLAAM!-
Oh.... Right.... They are activated by throwing, sorry.... Here... *Hands Orion a Prinny doll, c a r e f u l l y*

[Mr.Jester]

*takes the prinny doll after coming out of the aftermath of the first priny doll*
Right ok lets do this
*is about to throw and then looks at the doll*
...but its so cute...*devil appears at on Orion's shoulder*
"Throw it ya little bitch"
Ok ok
*throws it at the gundam's legs and they give way beginning to fall*
Tiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeeeeer!!!!

[Gin]

*Takes out umbrella. Gundam is falling*
. . .

:eek: Hey, hey, what, this is a BAD idea, right...!?


*CONSEQUENCES*

[lolly]

Bunny =]

[Mr.Jester]

*pop*
...What? *is covered by shadow of falling gundam and screams like a little girl*

[Gin]

Hey, hey, that lolly's back....
:eek: Wait, what now, I've got other things to mind...!

Ahem.... As I said:

*CONSEQUENCES*