rageing firey food fight

[Mrgrunty]

this is a mass food fight no sorwds or gguns (unlless they fire food) no veahcles and best of all have fun. this may be my last thread i dont know yet i might be leaveing the boards but lets make this a good food fight

[Mad Larkin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO You cant go. how are we supposed to have fun with that horrible hought floating 'round our heads:(

Please,Please,Please,Please,Please dont go

*sulk*

[Mrgrunty]

if i go i go i just feel realy distant at the moment and there has been alot of bad things happening in my family enyway *throws a big blob of melted chease at mad larkin* ha ha ha

[Mad Larkin]

ho, ho, ho *sulk*:(

Have it back *throws it back*

ho, ho, ho, *sulk*:(

[Mrgrunty]

i wont leave not yet *gets a giant slice of burnt toast and whacks mad larkin over the head*

[Shiro]

*Slaps larkin round the face with a wet fish*

Stop sulking!!!

[Mad Larkin]

Soz. *eats fish. throws custard pie in shiro's face*

[Mrgrunty]

eat this *fires stale popcorn at mad larkin*

[Mad Larkin]

MMMM.... popcorn with green bits *eats popcorn with much munching and crunching. loads shotgun with chocolate covered raisins and fires at mrgrunty*

[Mrgrunty]

mmm my fave *eats them* well this isnt working so well so *getss jiant misterius wepon out* prepeare to fire *fires massive blob of mustard icecream*

[Mad Larkin]

AAAGGGHHH

i'm dying

AAAGGGHHH

Ice cream of custard flavourness.

AAAGGGHHH

Help! I can't swim! *realises it's only a foot deep and wades towards mrgrunty*

[Shiro]

*Eats custard pie and bellyflops into ice-cream pool, launching mashed potato at Mr. Grunty and Mad Larkin in the process...*

[Mrgrunty]

look do i get some chicken with this mash tato? *fires burt chicken legs at shino and mad larkin*

[Shiro]

*Ducks*

*Throws marinara sauce onto Mr. Grunty's shoes...*

[Mrgrunty]

i dont have shoes lol i prefer to float everywere

[Mad Larkin]

where's my chicken?

[Shiro]

lols @ Mr. Grunty :D

*Pours marinara sauce onto Mr. Grunty's feet...*

*Sticks chicken legs in each of Mad Larkin's ears*

[Mrgrunty]

:( now my feet smell like food *puts beef stew on shiro's feet* bet that feels nasty

[life burns]

oh man i havent been in one of these in years eat diablo sauce *fires diablo sauce everywere and on everyone*

[The Person]

*Protects self with potato skin and throws tomatos at everyone*

[Mad Larkin]

HELLO!

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME 'COS I CAN'T HEAR ME*pulls out chicken legs and eats them*

much better

[Shiro]

*Rubs beef stew into feet*

Mmmm, it's all salty and warm!!!!

*Flicks stew at everyone with toes...*

[The Person]

Argh! Stew! I'm melting! *left arm melts off* For melting off my arm you will get this! *puts a chicken wing in place of arm and throws pieces of bread at everyone*

[Mad Larkin]

bread! NOOOOOOOOO

I have a small problem with bread: I can't stop eatin' it if I see it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*eats bread. eats the person. eats large chunks of the ground* EUGH, mud

[Mrgrunty]

u cant stop eating bread huh? *flies realy high* bred shower *throws thoudsands of slices of bread down and mad larkin eats all and gets real fat and slugish*

[Shiro]

Mmm!!! Mud!

*Eats all mud and gets really fat and sluggish*

[The Person]

*Climbs out of Mad Larkin's mouth* Ha ha ha! Now I know your weakness! *throws mud pies at everyone*

[Duo]

mmmm....pie, *runs aroung catching pies

[Shiro]

MUD PIES?! OF THE MISSISSIPPI VARIETY?!?!?!?!

*Eats all pies before Rory gets wind of it...*

[Mad Larkin]

*starts doing a fitness regime at light-speed and gets thin again*

[Mrgrunty]

*grabs a massive block of chease and uses it like a boxing glove* lets ge this going real good *chease boomerang hook's mad larkin*

[Mad Larkin]

Nice new sig mrG (i can call you that? good, thought so, thanx)

[Shiro]

*Starts to throw sausages at everyone from long range*

[Duo]

repels with...THE BANANA CANON!!!

[Shiro]

*Dodges Bananas*

You'll never get away with this you evil genius!!!!

*Attempts to block barrel of banana cannon using a large grapefruit*

[Duo]

rolls in the........BIG DODGEBALL!!! (haha i watched some shitty show called extreme dodgeball today)

[Shiro]

*Dodges dodgeball*

*Falls in a bowl of custard*

Ow!!!! ... Mmmm!!!!

*Eats custard*

[Mrgrunty]

*draws silami sorwd and charges duo* eat this!!

[Mad Larkin]

*eats it*

I wouldn't go giving away your weapons' weaknesses like that mrG

[Mrgrunty]

ah mr larkin a fan of my weapons taste r u?here have some chop chop fruit *hands over fruit*

[Mad Larkin]

* throws at mrG. they explode.* thought so. eats chop chop tree. Much less dangerous

[Mrgrunty]

mad larkin how culd it explode? non food based wepons are not permited *eats gom gom fruit*

[Shiro]

So... while I was in the custard, Mad ate Mr. Grunty's salami sword... :/

This calls for passion fruit grenades... *throws passion fruits at everyone*

[Mrgrunty]

argh that stuffs nasty *runs then throws extra strong mints at shiro*

[Mad Larkin]

Hey!

how come he gets passion-fruit grenades but you have a go at me for chop chop fruit grenades

HUIH? THATS MEAN!

[Mrgrunty]

they dint explode

[Mad Larkin]

They on't do damage. they just spray fruit juice over everyone

[Mrgrunty]

ok then my appologies

[Shiro]

*Eats extra strong mints, then burps loudly*

Right then suckers... eat... soft cheese!!!!

*Starts throwing Dairylea*

[Mad Larkin]

uses blacksabre (if he's not here he might as well still get some exercise) as a shield which eats the cheese.

[Shiro]

*Realises he's wasting good dairylea*

...

*Eats dairylea*

[Mrgrunty]

meet my old cooking experiment *a giant stilton mountan appers behind mrgrunty* hee hee hee atack my stiky chease monster *big globs of stinky chease cover the arena*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Shiro
*Realises he's wasting good dairylea*

...

*Eats dairylea*

dairylea.... yum....

[Mad Larkin]

Blacksabre....EAT! *blacksabre eats cheese monster*

so nice having a slave lol

[Shiro]

*Hides under a hollowed-out melon half to avoid the cheese monster*

[Mrgrunty]

dammit i think i got chease on my dress

[Revolver]

*Runs in cycles* AHHHHHHHHH silton NOOOOOOOOOOOO

*hears Shiro and Mysty under melon* What are you doing

*picks up melon* ohhh dairylea *climbs under melon* lets all turn into food and attack the other two!

[Mrgrunty]

*throws lots of hot curry on the melons so they melt* hello :)

[TheDarkFlame]

[eats hot curry!]
now i melt you all!
[breathes fire all over place]
no! the melons withstand it!
[melon falls on larkin]
the last melon!
[dodos eat larkin to protect melon, then steal hollow mellons with people inside]
right....
[picks up revolver and dunks him in custard]
now you are a custard gun!
Grim moogle! feeding time!
*coughrevolverandcustardtodaycough*

[Mad Larkin]

oy! let me out *fights his way out of the Dodo*

[TheDarkFlame]

omfg! haha! you won't get out of that one!
*feeds dodo a fried dodo*
I'll call him frodo!

[Mrgrunty]

*throws ancovy coverd cholate stars ad the grim reaper and his dodo called frodo* eat this