Random Random Duel

[Shiro]

OK... the rules are that every action taken in the fight must be vaguely random or wacky. And if not then I will stick a turnip up your nose. :p

Oh yeah... my character is basically me, but with strange reality distorting powers. You'll get the hang. I hope. Especially seeing as I am a colosseum virgin...

Anyway, let the fight begin!

*Slaps Rory*

[Senor Rory]

erm...ok. i accept your duel, but i would have found it more beneficial had the slap been with a glove. like a true gentleman.
its hard for me, i feel uncomfortable outside of off topic. i can't think of anything to do around here, so bring on the turnip bi-atch

[Shiro]

*Sticks turnip up Rory's nose and slaps him round the back of the head with a plank of wood*

Mwahahahaaa! Think fast Senor!

[Senor Rory]

erm...erm....erm...AHHHHHHHH
i just don;t know

*pulls turnip out of nose and forces shiro to eat it after getting gary rhodes or maybe ainsley harriet (he'd make it more fun. no, i'm ruining it) to use it in a fine meal*

AHHHHHHH, thats rubbish. AHHHHHi just don't know, and i think its harder because i pulled part of my brain out with the turnip

[Shiro]

*Snacks on Rory's brains*

What will you do without them? Uh-oh.. probably be more random...

*Tips vat of custard over Rory's head...*

[Shamay]

*Conks Shiro with a spoon*
And now for a random action :p

Forced randomness, just unatural! Oh well Im sure I think of *smashes a hadock on Rory* something...

[Senor Rory]

this isn't so much random, just bull s***. haha, and without my brains i'd probably be more like....frenchi?
probably help if you knew him better, well, at all. but its probably to your advantage that you don't. now don't make me .....i don't know, randomness can't be forced.

now i'll kill you for trying to force randomness damn you, with a random stick, that causes random effects each time.

*hits shiro with stick*

jeez, you turned into a chicken

[Shiro]

*Pecks Rory's ankles, then turns into Frenchi*

Rory, you twaddle!

[Senor Rory]

AHHHHHH, next it'll be twonk, thats another name sam becket came out with.
rory you're a twonk.
what? what the hell is that? do you not know any big boy insults?(in a patronising voice and childlike)
now, get the hell out of here frenchi/chicken

[Shiro]

Dork! Pillock! Poo Poo Head!

*Turns into fox and gives Rory an exploding trophy*

(And who said randomness had to be forced?)

[Shamay]

*Walks upto a road, disapears, reapears on Mars, does the Hockey Cockey, then disapears and reapears on the other side of the road and keeps walking*

Damn you Rizo...

[Shiro]

*Turns into a spoon and starts to chase Shamay*

Your love of spoons is coming back to haunt you!

[Mad Larkin]

*cuts down oak-tree with haddock. tree lands on Rory* don't beat rory up you bully

Caboose - JOIN US, JOIN US

O'malley - SHUT UP WITH THE JOIN US CRAP

P.S.

me - can I do anything I want 'cos my split personality makes me/us random anyway?

[Shamay]

*Merges Larkins split personalities into one rather warped personality*

*Then gets a flying fish and ties a rope to it*

[Revolver]

*turns into shamy and calls his undead pygmy army to attack Larkin* Monkeys are tastey it's true ask bob

[Shiro]

*Shakes hands with Bob*

*Turns into fishfinger and eats self to reveal true form... Skeith...*

*...in a pair of Snoopy boxer shorts*

[bubble_monster]

toooooo much info... lol...
*takes an elastic band and twangs shiro with it*

[Shiro]

Ouch!

*Puts ruler in own mouth and plays a tune on it before trying to use it to hit bubble monster in the ear...*

[Mad Larkin]

*Explodes.All the personalities run around madly shooting at everyone. They merge back to a normal(ish)version of me*

Me - That was fun

Private Donut - I thought so

Me - OH. I have the whole cast of redvsblue in my head

[bubble_monster]

eeeeeuuuuuuggggggghhhh.... i now have shiro's saliva on my ear... runs with a piece of rope and ties shiro up. then picks shiro up and puts him in a dustbin. and runs off laughing evily.... mwahahahahahahahaha.

[Mad Larkin]

*joins in randomly* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*puts lid on dustbin and hits it with a wooden spoon*

[Shiro]

*Tips dustbin over and rolls after Mad Larkin and bubble_monster while singing a chorus of 'Don't Shove Your Granny When She's Shaving...*

[TheDarkFlame]

[picks up a spoon, beats lirkin in the wasimijig with a canoodle and makes him snack on his own eyeballs!]
haha! go fuck yo'self!
[larkin's split personalitys rape each other]
not literally...
[bothers larkins with a canoodle-choon, turns into fdanngleman and throws larkin through larkin]

[Mad Larkin]

you know... you're mighty odd

BTW, just to make things interesting, omne of my split personalities has split personalities

O'malley - Doc - too true. Ooh, I love the wallpaper in here

O'malley - O'malley - Oh shut up you stupid pacifist

[TheDarkFlame]

[rips o'malley into tiny peices and feeds him to doc]
*doc dies trom choking*
how many more have you got?