Down with Revolver, Up with mint choc chip

[Mad Larkin]

There is a war against revolver going on and we need al the help we can get. Anyone who joins me will be paid in mint choc chip ice cream.

P.S. anyone who persuades another forum-goer to join us gets an extra scoop of ice cream.

[sakuya]

is revolver a mod?

[Mad Larkin]

sakuya you can have the razorback tank(you choose which type), I'll take the dreadnought. Duo can you drive a tank?? If not you can operate the gun turrets on the razorback.

Definitions:

Razorback Crash model: Troop carrier transport with a pair of gun turrets on back which are rapid-firing and fire explosive rounds.(Now all we need are troops to transport)

Razorback Swish model: Troop carrier transport with a pair of gun turrets on back which fire super-heated nergy beams.(Now all we need are troops to transport)

Dreadnought: Mech based heavy walking vehicle. One close combat weapon & one gattling gun.

Originally posted by sakuya
is revolver a mod?

No he is not a mod

[sakuya]

woohoo!! i get the razorback tank woohoo!! i pick the one with energy-beam turrets please!!

[Mad Larkin]

Good choice. Duo's gone. It's just us and bubble_monster

Now where is revolver he should be here by now so we can kill him

[sakuya]

yes, our troops are down but we still have the scary, knarling viscious grin of the hideous bubble_monster. to all those that cross my path be warned, she shall fight by my side no matter what!!

[Mad Larkin]

What? is she gonna run long-side the tank? Kool. While we're waiting, shall I bolster our ranks by summoning some daemons.

P.S. as you can see Im a master of tactical warfare lol.
No, seriousy:D

[sakuya]

good good!! i can summon Bert MonSchflit and Frank Bobson!! they will asisst

[Mad Larkin]

ummm... interesting *summons 1 bloodthirster, 1 great unclean one, 1 keeper of secrets, 1 lord of change, 5 horrors, 5 flamers, 5 furies, 5 plaguebearers, 10 nurglings, 5 bloodletters, 5 flesh hounds, 5 daemonettes & 1 chaos spawn*

[sakuya]

do you know who Bert MonSchflit and Frank Bobson are? ooh ooh i can summon dobby the house elf as well!

[Revolver]

ooc: before you kill me one thing do i sound like a mod then? and i run away quickly bbs

[Mad Larkin]

No I don't know. but I do know dobby. He had an affair with my cat once. nice guy.
It is better to die for me than live for yourself. Charge!!!!!!!!!

[Duo]

ill take the mech...*runs the lasers of his dark chaos energy* this should suite me pretty well...*summons the great wet slippery fish which transforms into a shoulder mounted laser cannon for the mech* oh yeh now we're rolling...

[Mad Larkin]

OOOh lascannon. nice. CHARGE P.S. that means you're using a hellfire dreadnought. no close combat weapon but it has a missile launcher and a lascannon.

P.S. they work like mechs but aren't as fast *uses haste on Duo and himself* now they are

[sakuya]

duo who's going to operate the turrets on my razorback then? :( and revolver, no you do not sounsd like a mod, but i have never met you and so i do not know if you are a mod or not

[Duo]

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows hole in the side of the forum* oops sorry....whoa that hole goes all the way to the american site...it smells:(

[Hogso]

Originally posted by sakuya
is revolver a mod?
......................

......................

......................AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA !!!!!!! :D
And will you lot stop sending PM's out about this Ive got 3 about it already :/

[Mad Larkin]

You can do it using remote control

[sakuya]

oh yeah..BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!"! SMASH!

heheheeeee....

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by Hogso
......................

......................

......................AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA !!!!!!! :D
And will you lot stop sending PM's out about this Ive got 3 about it already :/

I didn't send you any did I? or is that a special thing for mods can do? read peoples PMs?

[sakuya]

sorry! i think i pmed you about it

[Mad Larkin]

where did that coward Revolver go? And guys, please stop wasting ammo.

P.S. do you want to help Hogso. i'll pay you in ice cream

[sakuya]

larkin can you pleeeeeeeeaase empty your inbox!! i've tried to pm you like 5 times!!

[Mad Larkin]

sorryy. Ive fixed it

[sakuya]

by the way, revolver has now pmed me, bribing me with a whole big bowl of choc chip ice cream....i've taken the bribe....if you want me on your side, you'll have to do better than him....

[Mad Larkin]

when we win I'll turn the whole arena into an everlasting supply of ice cream for everyone on my side to have

[sakuya]

hmmmm... what if we don't win? will we still get the ice cream?

[Mad Larkin]

yeah OK. But we will win, won't we?

Even if we lose everyone on my side gets everlating mint choc chip

But we won't lose

[sakuya]

you have won back my allegiance!! even if all that ice cream will give one hell of a brain freeze.....but wait!! can dragons or dobby get brain freeze?

[Mad Larkin]

ragons can't and dobby got so hot with my cat I doubt he'll ever cool down, so no

[Shamay]

Heeheehee :D
I love impossible odds, so Im on revolvers side, even though Im not sure why you want to kill him... I dont care, I just like fighting :)

*Walks around for abit becuase no one seems to actually be fighting*

[sakuya]

yay!! long live Bert MonSchflit and Frank Bobson!! and Dobby i am not so fussy over after that cat thing....

[Mad Larkin]

Revolver's ran away but we can kill her/him/it CHARGE *Activates dreadnought and charges towards Shamay. Bullets sweep across Shamay's chest and she falls down a hill*

[Shamay]

*Rolls down to the bottom of the hill and gets up* IM A GUY DAMNIT!!!! *Runs back up the hill and realises tries to remember how dreadnoughts always got destroyed when he used them* Oh yeh!
*Runs behind the dreadnought and stabs it afew times with his katana*

[sakuya]

help me!! mad larkin, your bribe is all good and well, but i've been offered by revolver a magical kind of ice cream which doesn't give you brain freeze....ever! and in an eternal supply!

do you have a better bribe? my allegiance is under a lot of stress!!

[Mad Larkin]

he knows the dreadnought's weak point. He must play warhammer. 8spins round and knocks him out with the barrel of the chaingun

[Shamay]

Go with the ice cream and who controls it :)
And damnit why did I never think of doing that? Oh well *Is slightly konked out, will probably wake up given half a chance*

[bubble_monster]

By the look of things, you lot didn't need me in your little plan.
Oh, and mad larkin, you owe me some mint choc chip ice cream for notifying people of your plan.

[sakuya]

i'm still divided here!! do i fight for revolver or mad larkin?

[Revolver]

cool thanks shamay and sakuya i bribe you with eternal ice cream with no brain freezing power please rejoin my ranks!

*Shoots at duo and runs in for close rnge attacks and casts haste on himself and shamay lots so there fast then gets a emp and uses it to disable the machines*

yay yay

[Mad Larkin]

Ok bubble_monster. Here's your pay *gives bubble_monster ice cream*. and you've been in the plan all along. sakuya said you were a big vicious monster warrior.

sakuya, I can make my ice cream not give yu brain freeze if you want AND when you pick it up it goes whatever flavour you want it to be*knocks out Shamay again and stamps on his unconcious body crushing him completely*

EMP only works on machines that have orders transmitted to them via sattelites dumbass

[sakuya]

haha!! back in the ranks of mad larkin!

[Shamay]

Damn you fast typers! Ill tihnk of something clever later

[bubble_monster]

Sakuya- yoou traitor

[Mad Larkin]

sakuya, I can make my ice cream not give yu brain freeze if you want AND when you pick it up it goes whatever flavour you want it to be*knocks out Shamay again and stamps on his unconcious body crushing him completely*

There aren't bolts on a dreadnought

[sakuya]

*launches Bert MonSchflit on Shamay. dreadnought collapses to the ground and can't get back up again*

[Revolver]

i can do the same as Larkin and more
*casts revive on shamay and heals him fully* the emp should work protect me while i increse the power of it *Plays about and raises the power of the emp and then uses it to disable the machines*

[Mad Larkin]

I'm confused? Who's side are you on sakuya?*dreadnoght self repairs*

revolver emp blocks signals you can't block a signal that isn't there. DUH!!!!!!!!

[bubble_monster]

*bares sharp, gnarly teeth and goes for revolver*

[sakuya]

haha!! you see!! bert monschflit, frank bobson and dobby are not machines!! mwahahahahaha!!!! i attack you with golden eggs from rory!!


*lobs a very large golden egg onto revolver's head*

i fight for mad larkin

[Shamay]

Well EMP is an electromagnetic pulse, designed to screw the electronics within machines right? So that should work on them.
And there are so bolts on a dreadnought! Anyway...
*Runs around in cirlces for a minute then remembers what he should be doing* Sakuya cant you just decide on a side and stick? I guess not *Runs over to Sakuya and jumps on his back*

[Mad Larkin]

*Gives covering fire for bubble_monster and wings shamay who attacks her with a knife.Shamay collapses*

[Mad Larkin]

OY!!!!!!!!sakuya is not a guy. And she's on my side (I think)*shoots Shamay again*

[sakuya]

I AM A GIRL DAMMIT!!

*sets the bubble_monster and frank on shamay*

*launches more golden eggs*

[Shamay]

Wah?! *Is suddenly very confused as to who he's being attacked by, and curls up in a ball from his rather uncomfortable collapsed position* Wait that wont work... Where was Sakuya?

[sakuya]

once and for all:

i fight for mad larkin

[Mad Larkin]

My techmarines have built electro-magntic shields into the body work of my vehicles so EMP doesn't work. Sorry Chaff interrupts signals, I got confused

[Revolver]

your screwed Larkin you and your team! we shall win and rule the world any one on my team helps me rule but if they turn and join you death shall come to them *dodges bubbles attack and then steals a few claws (i do not know how)*

[sakuya]

*suddenly appears from behind shamay*

heeeeeelllo....[insert evil smiley]

*reveals are very large and pointy-looking pool cue made of cheese*

behold the cheese poker!!!!! DIE!!

[Mad Larkin]

*catches up with shamay. picks him up with his close combat arm and breaks every bone in his body*

[sakuya]

*finds a catapult and signals for bubble_monster to get on it*

[bubble_monster]

I do not care whether you have stolen some of my claws (and it hurt), but i don't care. I have an amazing magical ability to regrow them at incredible pace. * scrunches face up to look constapated, to regrow claws.*

[sakuya]

*signals again*

[Mad Larkin]

*Swings round and locks onto Revolver. Quickly changes to hellfire dreadnought and fires 10 missiles and two superheated energy beams at him*

[Shamay]

Every bone? Sure you can find them all? Even the ones in my ears? Well if you insist *Drops in a rather lumpy and painfull way to the floor, then with a series of rather large and painfull cracks gets back up* I wish you wouldnt do that, it may not be pernament but it bloody hurts
*Jumps up and lands on Sakuyas shoulders, then lifts Sakuyas head back and sinks his teeth into his throat*
Been awhile since Ive had the chance to do that...

[Revolver]

*Revolver heals shamay and then throws many daggers in Larkins drednought back* DIE DIE NOW EVIL BEINGS JOIN MY GROUP THOSE WHO WISH TO RULE THE WORLD

[sakuya]

*launches bubble_monster at high speed and lands on revolver's face*

*bubble_monster is now gouging out revolver's eyes and replacing them with scoops of ice-cream*


*the brain-freezing type*

[sakuya]

i repeat to shamay:

I AM A GIRL DAMMIT!!!!!!!!! G...I...R...L!!!!

sorry for double-posting

[Mad Larkin]

*Sets all the daemons (too many to count) at revolver. Fires a well aimed beam of energy at Shamay which sends him flying thousands of feet and into a steel wall* Perverted Freak

Am I being too defensive? This is weird

[Revolver]

awww that hurt and please join me and my world ruling

[Mad Larkin]

*Bloodthirster rips Revolver limb from limb, Keeper of secrets whips the pieces, lord of change turns the piecesinto herrings(fish), Great unclean one eats herrings*

[Shamay]

Sorry, my mistake I'll try to keep that in mind ^^;;

And OOF! *Hits the wall, and leaves a rather large dent in it* How do you know Im perverted you barely know me? :p

*Begins to run back towards the fight* Damn my lack of a giant mech!

[Revolver]

*heals my team and then kills a few deamons with holy*

thats the way to do it

[sakuya]

*bert and frank get into the catapult and are fired at shamay*

that's for calling me a guy!

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by Revolver
*heals my team and then kills a few deamons with holy*
thats the way to do it

Originally posted by Shamay
How do you know Im perverted you barely know me? :p


All guys are perverts. I am one I should Know.

Revolver, they're not the unholy daemons they're the misunderstood beings of great and terrible power daemons. Holy has no effect

[bubble_monster]

hehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe
that was fun... i wanna do it again, catapulted and gouge out eyes that is...

[Shamay]

*Slices Frank and Bert with the katana as they fall towards him*
Gah!

And okay larkin, guess that makes sense :D

[sakuya]

really? all guys are pervs? oh well....

*throws ninja stars at shamay*


*throws even more ninja stars at revolver*

*gets catapult ready for bubble_monster again*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BERT!! FRANK!!

*uses phoenix down on bert and frank*

[Shamay]

*Gets several stars stuck in him* OUCH! Less with the pin things to Shamay! *Picks up a rock and throws it at Sakuya*

[bubble_monster]

put me in the damned catapult.

[sakuya]

OW! that hurts!!

*puts bubble_monster into catapult*

[Mad Larkin]

*Heals the dragons and uses haste on them. Hits Shamay again and makes the steel wall disappear. Shamay flies through into the land of binary code hidden behind every game. Puts steel wall(1000000 m thick) back*

[sakuya]

yay!! bert frank!! thankyou larkin!!

*glares evilly at shamay*


*then laughs*

[Shamay]

*Looks all around him at the binary code* Weird... Hm... Heehee lecks screw around with stuff!!! *Messes up the codes so that the giant mechs are instead big bunnies*

Giant mechs? Dreadnoughts rather :)

[sakuya]

damn you binary meddler!!

[Revolver]

stop it please i only want to rule the world

*turns half of the world into ice cream with none brain freezing power*

[Mad Larkin]

No problem. *Locks onto Revolver And fires all weapons again (magically missing all his pet daemons)does a quick change and fires an eldar D-cannon at Revolver. Revolver is sucked into a black hole.* Hope you enjoy hell Revolver

Shamay, this isn't a game, you can't meddle with my arena with that binary code. You think I'd be so stupid. *Shamay turns into a fluffy bunny*

[sakuya]

*shivers* that's cold!! aaaaaaaaaccchoooo!

[Mad Larkin]

You can't turn my world into ice cream. only I can do that. Besides, you're still stuck in hell. Not to mention you never came up with an excuse of how you got out of being a fish in the great unclean ones stomach. play fair

[Shamay]

A fluffy bunny? You want me to be turned into a fluffy bunny? Sheesh its Thaxul all over again! Oh well, I wanted impossible odds, I sure as hell have them now :rolleyes:

[sakuya]

haha!! bert eats bunnies for breakfast.....

bert, *points at shamay who has now turned into a bunny* MAIM!!

mwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

*bert attacks shamay and rips off tail*

[Shamay]

One second *Is genuinly confuddled* How are you managing to change your posts without the "Edited by..." blah blah blah stuff? (Directed at Mad Larkin)
Ignore the question, although I am wondering for how long that little bit which anounces an edit has been gone from the site :confused:

EDIT: Hey! Bert cant get in here if I cant get out! Oh well *Bites Berts face off* Bad Bert

[Revolver]

*Portal appears Revolver pops out portal snaps shut* Quite nice

[Mad Larkin]

I don't know. it just doesn't come up on screen.

BTW sakuya how did bert get through the 1000000m thick steel wall??

Revolver that doesn't explain how you got out of being a fish in the great unclean ones stomach. play fair

[sakuya]

*summons very large bubble made of dragon scales*

haha see if you can get out of this one revolver!!

*traps revolver in bubble-like creation*

[bubble_monster]

*climbs into catapult and pushes the red button and catapultsself towards revolver, using sharp teeth, bites into his chest and rips out his heart and starts chewing it to pieces,*

I think that means that we have won!!!

[sakuya]

sorry for double posting!

BTW sakuya how did bert get through the 1000000m thick steel wall??


bert has a magical ability that allows him to walk through any substance!! haha!!

[Mad Larkin]

Nice. *Throws 1000s of mines at revolver and the floor around him* I'd love to see him try

Sakuya. use the edit button.

bubble_monster, I don't think revolver ever had a heart

[sakuya]

did we win?

[Mad Larkin]

I think so. Revolvr admit defeat.

[Shamay]

Who knows Sakuya, I just know Im a confused bunny stuck in binary code....

[sakuya]

bunny stuck in binary code....

bert ate you though....you are a dismembered bunny stuck in binary code, who is confused..

[Mad Larkin]

if you join us I'll let you out

Is it just me or did Duo not really help out much

[sakuya]

no he didn't!! he is a bad sensei!!

[Revolver]

only if you let me rule the world

[Shamay]

Bert didnt eat me he ripped my tail off so I bit his face off! Or am I missing something here?
And Im okay, the numbers and junk are kinda fun... *Grabs some code and makes alittle boat out of it*

[sakuya]

but we won?! so why would we let you rule the world?


and i should train bert better in future
*glares at bert*
*bert looks sad*
*hugs bert*
*bert is now a happy dragon again*

[Mad Larkin]

I've just asked hogso to declare us the winners

[Shamay]

Becuase you're nice, and becuase theres only so much time before Pages plans for world domination will suceed and he wont rule the world :)

[sakuya]

Hogso! declare us the winners!!!

[Mad Larkin]

I can't turn the world into ice cream until Hogso declares u th winners:(

[Shamay]

Tis empty :)

[sakuya]

they should give us more space in our inboxes.
anyway
back on the topic

DECLARE US THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!

larkin, do we get medals? and our ice cream?

[Shamay]

Lol, you really want a declaration that you've won dont you?
And personally I think 75 is pleant for pm's

[Mad Larkin]

Detonates the mines. A chunk of the arena breaks off and flies into space taking revolver with it* Now we must of won

[sakuya]

we can declare ourselves the winners though can't we?

[Mad Larkin]

Yeah but that's not as cool. we want a moderator to do it. they're important. either revolver admits defeat or a moderator declares us the winner. That's the cool way to play

Christ it's getting hot in here *gets out of dreadnought*

[Shamay]

Tis what most generals in war do :) I mean its not like the dead armies of your foe can say "Alright, you win"

[sakuya]

REVOLVER ADMIT DEFEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wherever you may be now....in space?

i'll pm hogso

[Mad Larkin]

If he leaves the forum we automatically win. He still uses dial-up not broadband so he has to come off sometime

[bubble_monster]

Dammit hogso...... declare us the winners now or i'll will be forced to gouge out YOUR eyes and replace them with a new type of ice cream that i invented.... raisin with cheese.
So if you don't want to get severe brain freeze or smell of cheese, then declare us winners now!!!

[Shamay]

Not really true, most fights here last days so if someone leaves theyre just seen as not currently able to fight back :p

[sakuya]

*sniggers evilly*

i can stay here as long as i want. i have that marvellous invention called broadband!!

mwahahahahaha!! [insert evil smiley]


and bubble_monster....cheese ice cream?

can i try some?

[bubble_monster]

No need to brag about it sakuya... there are some people on here - i.e me- who can't afford a new computer so are stuck with stupid old computers with dial-up.

[sakuya]

i know about your lack of broadband!! mwahahahahaha!!

i'll stop bragging about the broadbandiness now

LET ME TRY SOME CHEESE ICE CREAM DAMMIT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! hogso is offline!!

[Mad Larkin]

Yeah but if we want to declare ourselves the winners and he leaves it means we win

[Shamay]

EW! Cheese ice cream? Thats just nasty!!!

And I dont think Ive ever seen people put more effort into being declared winners than to actually winning before, lol, you crazy people

[bubble_monster]

ahhh crap....
Hogso is offline and i just ate the last bit of raisin and cheese ice cream...

[sakuya]

damn you!

[bubble_monster]

i'm sorry. but i will try and make you some more, and i will share it out with everybody in the forum so the wonderfullness of raisin and cheese ice cream will be marvelled by everyone.

does any of that make any sense or is it a load of rubbish?

[Mad Larkin]

Yay!! revolver left. We win

*The arena turns into magic ice cream that doesn't give you brainfreeze and changes to whatever flavour you want it to be

[sakuya]

WOOHOO!!! mad larkin is the best person on the planet!! have a medal

[bubble_monster]

I claim russia to be made out of raisin and cheese speciality!

[Mad Larkin]

What type of medal. Is it a medal of my declaration of pervertedness or a medal 'cos I made the world into Ice cream.

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by bubble_monster
I claim russia to be made out of raisin and cheese speciality!

bubble_monster, it doesn't work like that. when you pick up a spoonful it changes flavour just before it reaches your mouth

[sakuya]

um....you choose

[sakuya]

sorry for double-posting

can i claim europe?

[Shamay]

Sorry, all dibs on countries must be made with Page, future world leader :) Theres a thread about it in the off topic forum somewhere :)

[sakuya]

dammit. maybe we could also go to war with him :) what does everyone think?

[Mad Larkin]

No one claims anywhere. It's ever lasting and changes flavour in the spoon. No need to declare places. Besides, Russia & Europe don't exist here. This is not our world. It's just some random planet I cultivated

[sakuya]

oh ok. i can make do with magical ice cream :) yay!!

[Mad Larkin]

I'd love to go to war with page. Shamay you can join us if you want. *turns shamay back into a human*

[sakuya]

what thread is he on?

[bubble_monster]

Damn it...... sorry i had rhetarded moment earlier.
and i know thats not how you spell retarded, i just felt like spelling wrong becasue i can...
anyways, i must go, i'm going to the far away land of the attic. so bye for now.

[Mad Larkin]

I could PM him and tell him to come here. Shamay will you join us?

[sakuya]

bubble_monster:

bye mate. speak later yeah? i can ring you

[sakuya]

come on shamay!! you know it's fun!!

[bubble_monster]

yeah, cool...
c you all later.

[Mad Larkin]

Use the force, ummm, I mean the edit button

Shall I get page to come here?

Will you join s Shamay?

[sakuya]

sorry. i've g2g anyway. bye!!it's been fun going to wa with you! see you all later or tommorrow

[Mad Larkin]

How about later & tomorrow!! Tomorrow's a bank holiday

[bubble_monster]

woo yey for bank holidays...
Ohhhhhh crap, i have S.A.T.S this week....... noooooooo can't .......pull........self.........away........from.. .....computer.........to..........revise.....

[Hogso]

What? I'm meant to...declare the winner?
Oh ummm...ok.
*ahem*
The winner is...REVOLVER! :)
OK? Happy bunnys now? Good.
*leaves*

[Shamay]

DAMN YOU AND YOUR SIG HOGSO!!!!

[Hogso]

Dood...I cried with laughter when I read...I just HAD to quote it! :D
That one's staying there for a loooooooooooong time :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Page]

*arrives*
That is indeed an awesome sig Hogso. :D

*looks at the group assembled before him*
Right, so what's all this talk of going to war with me? Defeating Revolver is one thing, but i'm at a completely different level.
But i'm a reasonable enough guy - so what say we all talk about this and come to some kind of agreement? If you don't want to talk the only other alternative is for me to slaughter you all. ^^
*yawns and shoulders his sword*

[Revolver]

Yay i won i won Hogso said so so i win who wants to kill page and become leaders of the world? or i join page!

[sakuya]

ahem. i believe that you will find that we won. you had your heart eaten, chewed up into little bits and then you were blasted into space!! we won!!

[Revolver]

Hogso said i won so i did he has control

[sakuya]

nup nup nup. we won!!

[Revolver]

Originally posted by Hogso
What? I'm meant to...declare the winner?
Oh ummm...ok.
*ahem*
The winner is...REVOLVER! :)
OK? Happy bunnys now? Good.
*leaves*

See My team won

[sakuya]

you had your heart eaten, chewed up into little bits and then you were blasted into space!!


i think you'll find that we won.

[Revolver]

ask hogso who won

[sakuya]

he's not online at the moment.

[Revolver]

well when he gets on ask and he shall say i

[sakuya]

no, he shall say larkin because i will make him re-read the entire thread. and he shall say larkin

[Revolver]

he shall still say i. i rocked most of it and you where on my side but larkin made you join up

[sakuya]

that's because he gave me a better bribe!!

[Revolver]

i told you i could do the same and more like a place of ruling the world and things like that!

[sakuya]

hmmmmmmmmm.....are you still trying to convince me to join your ranks?

[Revolver]

sort of if you want to but my thought was are two teams could join and defeat page!:D

[sakuya]

are you suggesting a temporary partnership with mad larkin then? i know you wanted me in your ranks before...

[Revolver]

yeah or a full time parternership with larkins group!

[sakuya]

after we defeated you? hmmmmm...i don't know if i can answer on behalf of larkin or not.....you'll have to ask him...

[Page]

How about you all join me or die? ^^
I'm sure I can offer you a suitable reward - just state your price and we'll work something out.

[sakuya]

so many people want me to joint their ranks! i'm so popular! lol. not to sound arrogant or anything.

[Revolver]

i could but i'll have to talk it out with my team on who we create an alliance with!

oh and are you going to join me sakuya?

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by Revolver
Yay i won i won Hogso said so so i win who wants to kill page and become leaders of the world? or i join page!

We wanted to declare ourselves the winners & you left. We won. Screw Hogso. He always did like you more

[Mad Larkin]

Revolver. I shall make an lliance with you. We shall take this bastard (can i say that) down right here, right now. CHARGE!

I just noticed I double posted. SORRY

[sakuya]

i remain part of Mad Larkin's team. and is the plan to take out page now?

[Mad Larkin]

I spoke to revolver. He admits defeat and may join us in the fight to destroy page.

[sakuya]

yay!! what fun!! can we use the catapult again in both battles? it was fun launching bubble_monster on to revolver's face.

[Mad Larkin]

Yeah, why not. Page isn't on at the moment so we can get our army together. *summons the daemons again*

If duo comes n he's gonna be on Page's team. Then again. he didn't do much damage last time did he

P.S. I took the dreadnought back so he can't use it on us

[sakuya]

bubble_monster won't be on today, i don't think. she had a mate's party to go to. i don't know if she'll have the time to come online

[Duo]

sorry not much was happening last time so i went to sleep....i shall stand for page even if it means defeating my apprentice sakuya!!

[Mad Larkin]

Wekll then. You're screwed. *Picks up Duo, snaps his back & pulls his head off*

[sakuya]

*lobs golden egg at sensei....*

the apprentice shall overcome the master!! hahahahaha!!

bert! maim! mwahahahaha!!

*bert runs over and bites sensei's head off*

[Duo]

*reapears behind mad_larkin in shadow form, then slices mad_larkin's spine and leaves thru the shadows*

[Mad Larkin]

You mean eats the head that I was holding 'cos I already pulled it off

[sakuya]

yup. he can't get his head back now....unless he wants a head covered in dragon crap

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by Duo
*reapears behind mad_larkin in shadow form, then slices mad_larkin's spine and leaves thru the shadows*

Kind of hard when my whole body is protected by 4 inch thick adamantium protective casing.

DEF: adamantium: made up metal; harder than diamonds

[sakuya]

if you've ever even heard of X-men then you should know what adamantium is

[Mad Larkin]

YOU? Like X-men? You don't seem the type

[sakuya]

duh!! of course i like X-men. what do you mean i don't seem like the type?

[Mad Larkin]

I don't know. Forget I said that. Anyway, X-men RULES *sits on Duo and crshes every bone in his body*

[sakuya]

who's your favourite character? mine's rogue

[Mad Larkin]

Colossus. He RULES!!!!! with a capital RULES!!!!!

[sakuya]

lol...getting a little over-excited are we? lol. does cyclops annoy you as well? he drives me insane. i can't stand him

[Mad Larkin]

He's so boring. I hate him. His brother's so much cooler

Where is everyone. I wanna fight. Mrgrunty hasn't been on for a while. wonder what she's been doing. Neither's Genis for that matter. But I bet I DO know what he's been doing.

[Duo]

Originally posted by Foolish Mad Larkin
*sits on Duo and crshes every bone in his body*

what dont you understand about shadow form? i left that body ages ago!

[sakuya]

who's genis? i havn't met him before. oh well, i've only been on here for two weeks (ish)

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by Duo
what dont you understand about shadow form? i left that body ages ago!

I know. I just wanted to make sure you could'nt come back

Originally posted by sakuya
who's genis? i havn't met him before. oh well, i've only been on here for two weeks (ish)

He's even newer than you. He came on once and changed his mind. He also thinks the colliseum is S**T. He must die. I live for the colliseum

[sakuya]

can we go to war with him as well please? i havn't even met him and i don't like him already

[Mad Larkin]

I told you. He doesn't come on any more. even if he did he won't come to the colliseum. he thinks it's S**T. He doesn't understand that it's all we've got until dot hack online comes out. Which reminds me. GU in 17 days

[sakuya]

GU? what's that? or is that a stupid question?

[Mad Larkin]

It's the new game that the guys who made .hack are releasing. There are links in a couple of forums. I'll PM it to you if you want. It only takes you to a countdown timer and a picture of a character who is identical to kite. get that IDENTICAL to kite.

Shall I pm you the link?

P.S. Yes it's a stupid question

[sakuya]

P.S. Yes it's a stupid question

Fine!! i'm sorry if i havn't been listening out for games gossip and rumours of late!!

yes please pm it to me

[Mad Larkin]

Sorry i insulted you, but you know. Ask a stupid question....

[sakuya]

sorry, i didn't know what GU is. usually the best way to learn is to ask quetsions. isn't it?

so what does GU stand for then?

[Mad Larkin]

nobody Knows. I think it's a codename. Like the gamecube's codename was Dolphin. Hopefully GU is .hack online. did you get the PM I sent

[sakuya]

yeah i did. that's a bit of a stupid idea isn't it? giving something a codename instead of the real name....if you reveal the real name won't it get more hype from the public to buy it?

[Mad Larkin]

They're gonna reveal the true name in E3. In 17 days

[sakuya]

oh rigth!! i thought that the game was to be released in 17 days!! sorry, really slow today

[Mad Larkin]

Yeah. I had noticed:D

[sakuya]

fine then!! lol. what is it? be rude to sakuya day?

[Mad Larkin]

sorry. I'm V. V. V. sorry. *gets out of dreadnought and punches self in head. gets back in dreadnought*

[Duo]

funny! do it again!!

[Mad Larkin]

Are you still fighting us Duo. sakuya is willing to betray her sensei so why don't you

[Duo]

because is more than a sensei...he's a freind, and also i have nothing to fear from sakuya, i have learnt much about her technique...

[sakuya]

ah crap!! i have to come up with a new technique now!! nooo!!
*gets out a bazooka and shoots sensei in the head*

[Mad Larkin]

You're an arsehole. you know that.*opens a black hole and sucks Duo's shadow form & body into hell* Enjoy your stay.

[sakuya]

thank you larkin!! lol

[Mad Larkin]

Anyway. where were we. Oh yeah. Really sorry.

BTW. i was just thinking (don't say "did it hurt"). Shamay is still behind the wall. Should we let him out.

[sakuya]

hmmm...let's see if she can crack the binary code first....what's 425 written in binary? see see i can read binary!! hahah!! my brother taught me

[Mad Larkin]

Wow. really. I wanna learn. Wait a minute. That means you can read the binary code in the background of the GU thing I sent you. hat does it say.

P.S. Teach me binary. that's a direct order from your superior officer lol

[sakuya]

no hehehe...that's my revenge.

[Mad Larkin]

No what. No you won't teach me (or is i 'cos you can't?)
OR
No you won't tell me what it says in the background.

P.S. You have committed mutiny. You're going the right way for a court-martial

[sakuya]

i'm only joking!! i'll read the background thing. it's on the link that you sent me right?

[Duo]

Originally posted by Mad Larkin
[B.*opens a black hole and sucks Duo's shadow form & body into hell* Enjoy your stay. [/B]

actually i come down here every saturday night for the cool parties! *looks around* ah theres mysty now! *runs over to greet her*

[sakuya]

ssstttrrrrraaaaannnnngggggeeee......

[Mad Larkin]

I think he means he goes to hell a lot. Couldn't you just trap him in the grgon-scale thing sakuya?

[Revolver]

*Revolver looking all dark with glowing eyes says* Duo there will be a time for friends, yes come on Duo, join us it will be fun ,come on join us, join us, join us

[Mad Larkin]

UMMM... Revolver. Are you on our side?

[Revolver]

(yeah my team is i am geting Duo to help us)

[Mad Larkin]

Why did you steal my Skeith sig? Now I don't want it 'cos people will think I'm copying

[Revolver]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/ShiroHacker/skeithbanner.jpg
there there larkin don't cry

[Revolver]

now i shall do the proper Evil Dead thing

join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us

every one do it

Edit: sorry sorry sorry i double posted

[Duo]

damn you...you always double post!!!so i say no!!!!*puts paper bag over head to stop mezmerization and runs away*

[Revolver]

ooc: i only did it twice of what i know

bic: *chases duo and grabs bag frim his head while chanting* join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us


ooc:i like the deadites in Evil Dead oh and Duo you will get possesed and then help us. ooc = out of character, bic = back in character!

bic: join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us

[sakuya]

come on sensei!! please? for me?

*gives innocent smile, but is secretly getting ready to launch dragon scale bubble attack*

[Revolver]

*notices what sakuya is doing*

join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, i wont stop, join us, until you join us, join us, join us, join us

[sakuya]

i'm not doing anything.....
*smiles sweetly at revolver*

[Revolver]

did i say you where?:D any where was i oh yeah!

join us, join us, join us, join us, join us

[sakuya]

*continues to smile sweetly at sensei*

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaasse???? :rolleyes: :D

[Revolver]

join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, (how much longer?) join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us

[sakuya]

you know, my face is starting to hurt......is he even online?

[Page]

*reappears*
So, er, are you lot still trying to defeat me? And who exactly is on my side? ^^;

[sakuya]

at the moment we're trying to convince my sensei to join our team again.

[Duo]

*jumps back into the frey...*so now iv been away for a day your attacking another regular from last year???first page and now shamay?!?!?!?!YAAAAAAARRR!!!!*flys at mad_larkin and sticks a knife in his back, uses him as a human sheild to get close to sakuya and thenspin kicks her to the ground and puts them both into an unconscious state*

[bubble_monster]

runs up behind duo and attacks with baring teeth shouting
'no1 hurts sakuya!!!'