Military Training Place

[Mad Larkin]

This is my military training place. There is:
A firing range, lots of guns
Artillery Range, lots of bigger guns that go bang
Obstacle Curse
Trophy Rom, lots of hard metal trophies
Martial Arts Rom, lots of swords, suits of armor and other old stuff
And of course anything you could imagine to be in a military training place

Have fun:D ;)

[Revolver]

*Revolver runs in* Yoink *grabs a couple of guns and some ammo* Hehe

[Mad Larkin]

Do you have to follow me everywhere? Summons a bloodthirster *Bloodthirster apears and tears him limb from limb*. Yo Revolver. I know you're a friend but stop following me.:D

[Revolver]

Thats Nastey *takes a shot at the deamon* D d d d damn *Summons lots of beasts to slow server* *Revolver slowey says* They can't hurt you *then fires lots of bullets at Mad Larkin *casts Hast on him self to get him to normal speed and then fires more bullets at the deamon* Yay hmm I Mean Mwhahahaha

[Mad Larkin]

You idiot. This is my arena. I made it. You can't slow it down *Tears him limb from limb(can you see a pattern here?:D )

[Revolver]

ooc: why dont you put that sort of stuff at
the begining?

bic: Gahh *Goes crazy and gets out katana*
i will show you Larkin just you see *lunges at Larkin like a crazed monkey*

[Mad Larkin]

What do ooc & bic mean?

*dodges attack and enters the body of a bloodthirster.* Ha Ha now it's a daemon prince *eats Revolver* mmm. Crunchy

[Revolver]

ooc: = out of character
bic: = back in character

*while inside Revolver regenerates and stabs lots of knives in it*

[Mad Larkin]

I was prepared for that. *Farts and Revolver flies out.* By the way, it takes more than a knife or two to kill a daemon prince

[Revolver]

oh ok how about this *hits a button to detonatemany sticky bombs inside of Larkins deamons body*

nice effects

*lots of blood splatters all over the arena*

YAY I WIN I WIN HEHEHE I MEAN MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Mad Larkin]

You? Win? *Daemon's soul & Mad Larkin's soul fly into Mad Larkin's body* not likely. *Creates enormous black hole, Revolver gets sucked in* Lets see how you like it in hell

[Gin]

*Walks in as black hole closes*

Hmm....? Noone here..... *checks out the facility*

[Mad Larkin]

What do you mean no-one's here. Am I invisible *glances at arm* Oh yeah. So I am:D

[Revolver]

*Portal opens and Revolver jumps out and portal snaps shut and then Revolver throws sticky mines at Larkin and then detonates them* nice in hell

[Mad Larkin]

You missed. Oh no. You killed Gin. I wanted to kill him/her/it

[bubble_monster]

so..... have i missed anything??? i've been in the obstacle course... i managed to sneak past you guys! :P

[Mad Larkin]

Umm. Nothing much. Revolver killed gin. *Sends Revolver to the underworld*

P.S. YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF MY UNDERWORLD LIKE YOU DID HELL

[Gin]

*grumble* Ouch.... dammit....

He.... I'm not.... dead.... *stands up* Whoo...! Dizzy.... *falls*


Could use some help, though....

[Mad Larkin]

If you ally with me against revolver I will help as much as you want.*offers hand*

Fragment. I challenge you to a one-on-one duel to the death *slaps with glove*

[Gin]

I'm kinda too calm for fighting.... My mostly used "fighting" tactic is composed of a superior glare and total ignoration....

But... OK.... Why not.... *grabs hand*

[Mad Larkin]

YAY!! help.

thanks lolo. now if only i could track down revolver *remembers to help gin up. helps gin up*

[night]

*drives a tank into the mess tent*

"mash potatoes please! ninja plushie turn left"

*tank turns left so its like a drive thru*

[Mad Larkin]

When'd you get hre? Welcome. I am amassing an anti-revolver force to eliminate revolver in as many threads as possible. wanna help?

[Gin]

Thanks....

Well... I'm kinda going to Spain.... To be more precise: to Alcala De Guardeira, "The Dead Zone"..... It's not really a dead-zone, but I won't have an internet connection for a while.... So I guess I'll just be some delayed back-up troops.... Or something like that....

[Mad Larkin]

sounds um,,,,,,, fun?

[night]

and um...quiet...;)

[Mad Larkin]

ummm... (damn, cant think of anything good to sayabout it, I KNOW! i'll repeat myself)

sounds umm.... fun

[night]

*fires tank accidentally*
oops...
*big hole in larkins sleeping quaters wall*

[Mad Larkin]

OY! you blasted through my lava lamp. i'm covered in opil now. Gah!

you clearly need some training.

Oh well, at least you missed my rifles....My precious....rifles

otherwise i'd be forced to put you into quarantine lol

my luvvely rifles.

I would go into one about the number of times i've used them to get me out of extreme danger but i can't be bothered. ah what trhe heck... it was in a battle on the forge world of.......*falls asleep*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Revolver]

oy i stole the rifles early on the post and why we were going to be world leaders after killing page! we had an alliance *runs off*

[night]

*ninja plushie reverses in an attempt to run away...ends up running over revolver, who drops the rifles onto larkin*

*night looks out* ooopps

"you know plushie ninja your not really a very good driver"

*ninja plushie nods then drives away*

[Revolver]

*snaps fingers and turns back time to before the tank reversed* haha *Jumps on tank and hides inside* Oh hi night please join my ranks

[night]

"im not on anyones side...
:D
ninja plushie is my lord and master"

*me and ninja plushie jump out the tank as it fills with custard*

[Revolver]

*clicks fingers to before the tank fills with custard*

There

*Jumps out off tank and then tank fills with custard*

Whay

*Revolver runs away*

[Xias]

*...before promptly getting shot down by a freshly loaded revolver*
How ironic! Still, this could use some improvements....
*twirls gun idly*
....But that's later.
*draws sword cautiously and whistles for a few bog-standard moogles to come over*
Now I feel safer! Anyway, how are you doing night, plushie ninja??
*remembers Revolver*
Oh, right! That gunning was for not obaying Larkins rules monsieur godmodlover!

[Revolver]

Sorry i don't realy like to god mod i forgot rules lol *hides*

[Xias]

*points*
Fetch.
*moogles drag Revolver from his hiding place and tie him to a large target*
night, he is all yours!
*whistles and more moogles arrive bearing snacks of all kinds*
Looks like it's going to be a good show!

[night]

*sets tank to self distruct*

"ok ready ninja plush?"

*ninja plushie cuts off revolvers fingers, then nods*

"aaah runnnn!!!"

*plushie sets off smoke bomb and we disappear*

[Xias]

*gets flown into sky by the moogles moments before the tank explodes*
3...2...1...
*boom!*
......................
Again! Again! Encore! Encore!!!!! :D

[Revolver]

ya yay booom booom YA Y

[Xias]

*very confuesed*
....Weren't you ment to be caught up in the blast...?
*moogles extremely confuesed*
...................Okay, my sanity has gone, just accept whats happening and phone the psychologist about another appointment....:o

[Revolver]

I was caught in the blast in a ghost haunting you and night mwhahahaha

[night]

oh if thats all.
:rolleyes:

*uses military issue reverands cross to banish revolvers spirit to inside xias's head.*

[Mad Larkin]

hey... Night... all spirits and stuff must go 2 my head where O'maley can rip them ~(corporeal) limb from (also corporeal) limb.... over and over and over and.....

*frees xias from the torture of having "it" in her head

[Xias]

............:eek:
*traumatised for life*

[Mad Larkin]

i told u it was unsafe 2 have him in ur head. could be worse. could be in your bed. wish i was (mine bed not yours lol)

[Revolver]

Pervet

[night]

Originally posted by Revolver
Pervet

larkin what are you doing to those animals!!!
:eek:

[Mad Larkin]

huh?

Revolver: I fixed that so it didn't look dodgy. god, you're obsessed. maybe i should've left it. either way i knew i'd get some kinda grief

Night: WTF???

[Xias]

What night is refering to is the five pigs we saw leaving your bedroom this morning with a very satisfied look on their faces...

I wondered what that grunting was!!!:D Also, Revolver, stop being so twisted minded!!! *shakes finger* Naughty boy.

[Mad Larkin]

gah! you're as bad as him (almost).

meh.. I'll let you off (u know why. cant tell revolver 'cos he'll go crazy (and probs get mad))

*kicks revolver into a tree*

[Revolver]

you and Xais slept togeather sicko :D

[night]

revolver said pervet

so i came to the conclusion it was a mixture of pervert and vet.

can you blame me
:D

[Revolver]

no one can only my key board or my gets pinched for missing the r out of pervert

[Mad Larkin]

Originally posted by Revolver
you and Xais slept togeather sicko :D

yeah.... that's right (sarcastic)

[Xias]

*pulls out wet Kittymoogle*
Revolver has a very small hose.
*Kittymoogle savages revolver*
We're not sleeping together. It's more....figuring out what is the most painful way to kill you!!! *evil grin*

Night, we could never ever blame you. We like you too much!

[Duo]

but i dont *kills night*:D

[Xias]

*spears Duo on sword*
Lots of fun!! :D

[Mad Larkin]

bully Duo. lets discuss the next way to kill revolver overnight.....

sorry. felt like playing along. revolver... you're a twat

[Duo]

Xias!!!!!!:eek: how could you?!?:(

[Xias]

You killed night!!! I am sorry though, so lets huggle and make up.
*huggles Duo*
I am very sorry. :) As for revolver....
*sets every form of moogle in existance on him*
Sicko. :mad:

[Gin]

HI, I'm back....
*Walks up to revolver*
Sorry... But I kinda promised.... *strangles Revolver with castanettes*

[Mad Larkin]

aaah.... trhat's more like it. everyone trying to kill revolver again. just the way the world should be

[Xias]

Hello my schizophrenic friend, long time no word! Also, a big hello to you Gin!! Love your unique use of castanets.
*pulls out a large frying pan and starts to belt Revolver around the head with said cooking untensil*

[Gin]

Why, thank you...! :D *starts repeatedly tossing a steel-edged frizbee at Revolver*

[Mad Larkin]

nah! too "Bond" for me. I prefer just using a normal frisbee....... covered in sticky stuff

MWAAHAAHAHAHA

* hits revolvcer with previously mentioned sticky frisbee*

[Mad Larkin]

heloooooooooo!!!! sorry for double post but i wasn't sure if editing gets the thread to think there's been another post....

talk to me, I'm lonely *sulks in a lonely way*

[Gin]

Hmm.... He isn't moving.... Weeeell... Anyhow... What were you saying, Larkin...?

[Mad Larkin]

oh, nothing.... I think revolver's left tho'... lets find someone else to hunt (not me)

how about fox

[Revolver]

*Hey if i come back propaly will you lot still hunt me or not?*

[Mad Larkin]

errr.... i will

[Gin]

Nah.... Not Fox.... I like him.... Revolver I don't know so well....

[Mad Larkin]

fairy nough. sounds like a plan.

Brisingr! *revolver catches alight*

[Gin]

Hey... You've read some Christopher Paolini, right....?

Revolver, it seems like we will.... *Kicks Revolver into the shooting-range* Hey, Larkin.... This's ya chance to combo....

[Mad Larkin]

Aha!

*Uses brisingr to imbue the bullets in the loaded guns with the power of fire and pulls a string to fire them all at once (at revolver). *

"Jierda du Fethrblaka" *revolver collapses in a broken heap.

(that was aqs cloase as i coud get to "break the duck". I actually said "break the bird" but meh...)


That answer your question gin?

Have you read Eldest yet?

[Gin]

Nah.... Just the first one... Eragon.... That language... It has to be something real, right...? Like... something from Wales or Ireland or whatever.... I can almost read it, since it has clear similarities to swedish....

Revolver.... Heads up...! *Jumps about 10 meters into the air*
Ougi: Winged Slayer! *Draws sword, charges energy, crashes down at Revolver, slashes, causing explosive wind draft*

[Mad Larkin]

nah, it was made up. doesn't even have a base language. i read an interview

Blothr! *revolver stops moving*

*force-feeds revolver a Fricai Andlat (poison mushroom)*

Oh, BTW. I was right in saying Jierda du Fethrblaka. Literally, it means feather flapper.

[Gin]

"Du vrangr gata" sounds a lot like "Den vrängda gatan", wich means, more or less, "The distorted street", or "The twisted street", or just basically an 'unstraight' street, wich just seemed to fit with the in-book translation....


CALAMITY DRIVE!
*kicks Revolver into the air, zigzags past him numerous times, slashing each time, sending him higher for each blow, then volts in midair, to finally drive sword into Revolver, and, once again, crashing into the ground*

[Mad Larkin]

hmmm.. sounds painful lol.

*uses mind to compress revolvers body into the size of an atom*

[Gin]

[insert Complete Maniac Grin]

Thanks.... *splits the atom!*

[Mad Larkin]

hee hee. i knew one of us would do it lol.

I was very tempted do detonate him myself but thought I'd let someone else do it.

Revolver is an atom bomb, revolver is an atom bomb.

*hides under heat-proof, radition-proof camo-cloak until blast subsides. ahh... that was fun

[Gin]

*cough! cough!* I... *smoke dissolves, somehow survived with black stains everywhere*

I... I'm to slow..... Exciting, though..... *drops on ground*

[Revolver]

hey now every one doesn't want to kill me as much gin you spilt the wrong atom *transforms into duck* oy i still have some ammo so here *gives ammo to larkin* lets all be friends

[Mad Larkin]

ammo 4 what?

*Fires pulse-laser into Revolvers face*

[Revolver]

Hey i thought we were being adults and to you q i have no idea i stole it earlier but you never got it back only the rifles! Any way if we are not being mature about this *wacks larkin in head* there

[Mad Larkin]

of course were being immature

[Gin]

Hey, hand me some of that..... *Makes Revolver eat the mysterious ammo* Heh heh..... "Revolver"..... *Drags Revolver to the shooting range and kicks him in the shin to fire*

[Mad Larkin]

*shot completely misses the target and flies by larkins face*

Watch it! let me have a go

[Gin]

OK..... Catch..... (Warning. Never atempt this at home. Loaded guns should be handled with care. As should loaded people.)*tosses "the" Revolver to Larkin*

[Mad Larkin]

*kicks revolver in ass.....nothing happens cos the ammo was already ran out..but i enjoyed it lol*

[Balmung406]

*runs to the martial arts room and grabs a sword* anyone up for a one on one?

[Gin]

[insert gleaming eye-smiley]

*raises hand like a silly child* Oh... Me! Me!

*draws long sword. Goes for the collarbone*

[Mad Larkin]

evens the odds.....you two versus revolver and....that penguin!

wait, thats not even....all on all

penguin first

[Gin]

*Loses controll. Forgets about Balmung's collarbone. Makes penguin filét-mignion. Gets back to the collarbone.*

[Mad Larkin]

awwww.... i wanted to help....

meh... *draws new trademark (the "Blood Falchion") and poses for the girls in his head.....gets bored and cuts up a sofa*

[Gin]

*Stops*
Hey, you're not defending yourself....:mad: *Gets mad. Cuts Balmung up from collarbone to waist*

[Mad Larkin]

awwww....*cuts gins head off...he grows a new one*

[Gin]

*Picks head up*

Oooh:eek: so much better than a photograph..... *realises what just happened. stomps on Larkin's foot*

Now I just have to find a frame, preferably with cryo-tech or something......