The Cheese War!!!

[black saber]

Its come to this shadow fox with the random numbers on the end. I chalinge you to a cheese fight the ralls are quite simple.

1. You may fight with any cheese you like.

2. You may use a greater only once every 3 posts if you use it more the king greater will make all your clothes into melting cheese. Hmm lets see a girls clothes has been terned into melting cheese leaving her exposed mmmmmm.

3. New rule a girl can use a greater only once per hmmm 5 posts.

4. All cheese can be melted in the microwaves on the left and on the write most cheese tacks about 1 post to melt.

5. Shooting melted cheese at the flamingos is not allout!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

[Xias]

I choose....The Elongated Cheddar Stick Of Doom!!!! Bow down to it's pure, Cheddar block form....:D
And that's the basic weapon. I have a much more evil greater weapon.......*very evil grin*

[black saber]

I choose nob cheese. Eww thats to evil, so insted i use parmasan cheese. Frows a pot of parmasan cheese at xias. Can you smell the strange smelly powdery cheese. Muhahahaha.

[shadowfox9845]

*looks up* Not really

[black saber]

? confusing

[shadowfox9845]

I'm saying that I can't smell the cheese

[black saber]

You may not be able to smell it but still IT WILL KILL YOU MUHAHAHA. Firagra (strongest fire elemental skill in FF). Now your cuverd in melted cheese muhahaha.

[Shamay]

*Throws blue stilton at black saber* Gah, cant believe Im touching this... *Uses a cheese catapult instead*

[black saber]

*THUD* Dam it that's hard. *For some random reason desides to snease* ah Ah AH CHOOOO. BRRRRR. Now for the cheese greater. *sprays hand with bacteria fighting stuff, Puts 67 ruber gloves on then takes two off jue to heat, grabes the stilton runs and jumps on shamay (nothing rude) and greats the stilton into her hair* Muhahahahaha.

[milliennium_fox]

Yes I am a war veteran *displays pokewar and corner war medals* but i'm not here to battle! I just thought I'd laugh at poor Shamay again! Still being called a girl eh? Guess you'll never get out of a certain club LOL....:p

[black saber]

Confused? Did I just jump on a guy in a none sexual way or did i jump on a girl in a sexual way???

In other words does shamay have a penis??

[TheDarkFlame]

the answer is, to our knowledge, 99.999999999% chance YES, but i don't really want to know...
*tons of melted cheese lands on everyone*
i'm getting out of here!
*gone*

[shadowfox9845]

Originally posted by black saber
You may not be able to smell it but still IT WILL KILL YOU MUHAHAHA. Firagra (strongest fire elemental skill in FF). Now your cuverd in melted cheese muhahaha. *starts to eat the cheese* didn't i tell you i love cheese?

[black saber]

So err what the hell does yes mean is she a he or is he a she. Im pretty shore he is a she because a replie to a message i sent.

Basicly she said "that manga carricters arn't real because guys will do somthing on the street". So i said "it would afaperat and all the girls will be pregnant". "Then she said the big boobs would be good but the screaming after 9 months would'nt".

Back to the fight. *quickly takes all 75 gloves off, sprais hands with disinfectont stuff, then sits down and cries*. sniff sniff that cheese hert its just not fair.

For future refrenses I am a dude.

[shadowfox9845]

aww, i won't throw cheese in your eyes if that helps

[black saber]

O.k thx but that wont stop me from puting stilton in the microve. The problem is it's so hard it takes two post to melt. *does the stilton prosijer with the spray and gloves.

Microve on the left bissy for 2 posts

[shadowfox9845]

*sits and waits for your second post*

[black saber]

next post it will be melted.

microwave on the left in use for 1 post

[shadowfox9845]

*short circuits the microwave with a Thundaga spell* ;)

[black saber]

*Puts gas mask on; opens the microwave and pores the cheese into a super soaker 2000*. *Shoots shadow fox in the mouth*. Muhahahaha.

[shadowfox9845]

*swallows it* nice, got anymore lol

[black saber]

Erm thats boiling hot chease, are you o.k.

[shadowfox9845]

apart from my throat burning i'm ok

[Azerin]

this is one crazy crazy thread. and is u know who a guy or a girl?

[TheDarkFlame]

who is u no who? the only you-know-who i know of is Lord Voldemort!
*uses magic wand to paralise s_fox and squezzes cheese onto saber*

[shadowfox9845]

Can some one please give me an Antidote??

[TheDarkFlame]

fine!
*gives him potion*
now... oyu owe me!

[shadowfox9845]

Thank you, I'll give you something in return, you name it

[bubble_monster]

I find that stilton cheese is the best for throwing, as i have found out by using it on my little brother. lol. I'm soooooooo cruel.

[Xias]

*shakes head*
Tut tut tut. That was cruel of you.....
*random whacks everybody with the Cheddar Stick of Doom before pulling out the mother of all rotten cheeses, heating it slightly with a lighter, tossing it into the air and shooting it with a pistol*
I love theme parks right about now...
*pulls on plastic poncho and hood before the mother of all slightly heated rotten cheeses explodes, splattering everyone with fungus and foul cheese*

[Duo]

theres is no truly good cheese eating method without TOAST!!!!!!*launches barrage of toast*

[bubble_monster]

true...so true... you can't eat cheese without toast!
*catches a piece of toast and spreads some melted cheese on it*

[Mad Larkin]

I only just noticed how appalling my friend black sabre's spelling is. how do you guys put up with it. He's gone now though. meh...

*shoots flamingo with cheese from customised spud gun (chesse gun)*

[Mysty]

*sits in a corner with a large supply of cheese-straws*

[bubble_monster]

*sits in another corner eating cheese on toast*

[no.//hope]

*walks in the room*

[TheDarkFlame]

*wonders WTF chesse is supposed to be*
yuk, the walls are covered in cheese!
I HATE CHEESE!
[blows up chesse gun*still thinking WTF?*with ungodly powers]
*sarcastically* oh god, no, i don't believe it, a flying flamingo with cheese! i am really scared!
[BLOWS UP GODDAMN FLAMINGO WITH CHEESE!]