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TheDarkFlame
13-03-2005, 05:16 pm
yes, a huge masion with lots of rooms and marbled walls... on closer inspection, one room has DO NOT ENTER on a HUGE door of bones.
Please, do not go in. that is my room.
oh, there is some other rooms you can go in,
a Games room, complete with pool table and bowling alley,
a Bar, with drinks from anywhere in the known world,
a Reasturant, that can give you whatever food you like,
a Training room, with lots of obstacles and equipment,
and lots of other stuff i can't be bothered to list.
Feel free to explore or hack each other to death!
Oh, Watch out for my Grim Moogle, it is very hyper, and i suspect it has found out how to clone itself.
Riscorn
15-03-2005, 11:22 pm
*Stands and stares at locked door*
I AM a thief...... naw. prob got crud stuff anyway.
TheDarkFlame
16-03-2005, 05:50 pm
would you call a set of katanas (sharp enough to cut through anything with hardly any force), a double-king size feather bed, TONS of chocolate, un-imaginable riches and potions of power 'Crud'? wiat a sec... you probably would, just to spite me...
*grabs riscorn by arm and pushes a blade against his neck*
what about now? i woldnt, as the slightest pressure could slice your neck open...
and i was warning you, cos my moogle sleeps in there and does not like people invadeing it's home...
Riscorn
16-03-2005, 10:47 pm
*grins*
and now I dont haveta do any recconnisance, cos you've just told me what you have, and your precautions....
*disapears with a laugh*
now, where could I be..... heh heh heh.
TheDarkFlame
16-03-2005, 11:27 pm
D
A
M
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You to heck
Riscorn
16-03-2005, 11:31 pm
*pulls knife*
this is the blade of Amorothic, the sharpest dagger to be created by man or dragon. Nothing has ever been able to withstand its horrific touch. cower mortal. AND RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
*tries to sneak away on REALLY creaky floor*
whoops...
TheDarkFlame
16-03-2005, 11:42 pm
*ton of bricks lands on riscorn's head...*
i am no mere mortal... and my katanas are sharp enough to cut the fabric of reality...
believe me, that is uber-sharp!
*...blade cuts a hole in reality and unimaginable monsters come out from your worst nightmares*
oops... let's kill them!
*slices one through the abdomen*
damn, somebody help me!
*gets dogpiled on by 30- something monsters*
Riscorn
16-03-2005, 11:48 pm
*sways*
d a m n man! owwie!
*vision clears*
Is that an orgy? ....... eeew, Grim, whats that thing DOING??
*pulls out wand*I know, a fireball should work..... oh, wait, I'm not a mage!!
*throws wand into midst of pile*
hope you can use this man...
*takes cover behind giant twinky*
TheDarkFlame
18-03-2005, 05:23 pm
ok i got it!
*nuclear explosion wipes out monsters and most of giant twinky*
ermmm... ok this can't be good, i've just blown a hole in my ceiling!
Tut tut tut, blowing holes in your ceiling Grim? Anger management would be cheaper, and just as effective!
*wanders over to Riscorn and looks at knife*
Funkydoodles. I'll have it!
*sucks up knife using Moogle Cannon and strides off*
The only reason your knife didn't hurt my cannon is that i've got 200,000,000 Fetishist Moogles trapped in there. Y'know, in case I run into Shamay............Oh, and Riscorn, don't try anything funny. There is a dematerialise button on this thing and while killing my moogles it will destroy your knife too. Bye-bye!
*breaks into a run*
Grim, if grim moogle gives you any hassle I suppose you'll know where to find me!
Riscorn
18-03-2005, 09:41 pm
*pulls out VERY similar looking knife from back pocket*
dude, its 2005, EVERYTHING is mass produced, lol!
*picks up piece of grims celing and throws at Xias' head*
BUT I DONT LIKE TO BE STOLEN FROM!
TheDarkFlame
19-03-2005, 09:02 pm
excuse me, that ceiling is made out of chocolate!
*bites huge chunk out of wall*
so are the walls btw.
Riscorn
19-03-2005, 10:56 pm
:p Yummy!
*raises eyebrow*
btw, did you remove all the monster blood from that piece of wall?
TheDarkFlame
23-03-2005, 04:33 pm
yeah... but you can never get those stains out of a cloak!
MY BEST CLOAK!!!:o :mad:
Actually, I have a brand of detergent that cleans moogle blood out of my lab coat pretty well. Should work for demon blood in theory.
Riscorn....you're new but I can't let you off for such an offence.........................
NEVER CALL ME DUDE!!! I AM FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
...........
...........
...........
All better now!:)
Riscorn
28-03-2005, 12:10 am
*tries to raise head, gives up when realises moogle-pile too big*
urk, sorry..... just so mascul...... no, that could only make things worse.
*disappears from under moogle-pile and re-appears across hallway*
Ah-ha! Moogles can never defea....
*slips on monster blood*
DAMN!
TheDarkFlame
28-03-2005, 03:05 pm
hahaha roflamo!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
thanks xias! now where is that moogle... he needs feeding...
*coughriscornisonthemenucough*:D
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 07:41 pm
*grins*
dinner! Yay!
*several things click together*
Ahhhh ... gotta go.....
*runs like the wind*
TheDarkFlame
01-04-2005, 02:49 pm
[TRANSFORMS into the WIND]
come here!
*chases after riscorn*
Azerin
09-04-2005, 07:26 am
this is a very strange thread......but u held that story together very well.
TheDarkFlame
09-04-2005, 01:41 pm
hi, this is my house! feel free to make yourself at home or eat the walls!
Riscorn
10-04-2005, 02:46 am
*stops running like the wind*
Phew, thats hard work....
*looks hopeful*
no-one wants to eat me do they? we're all over that, right?
(look, I said that without any inuendo whatsoever. progress, lol)
TheDarkFlame
11-04-2005, 04:45 pm
no-one wants to eat you... if you want anything, justr say!
Riscorn
11-04-2005, 07:27 pm
but I like inuendo! its funny! sorta....
captainrichbob
23-04-2005, 12:52 pm
innuendo is great, so many good jokes can be made with innuendo.
:eek: did someone say chocolate mansion????*eats all the mansion and leaves grim with just his room*
there was bones in that chocolate so i left it...
Mad Larkin
24-04-2005, 04:03 pm
Hey, I was gonna buy that house. Put it back.
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pants* phew, that was tiring*collapses*
Revolver
26-04-2005, 06:29 pm
*drags Mad Larkin away* Shut it Mad Larkin
Revolver
29-04-2005, 08:25 pm
Larkin why not make a very boney chocolate house (you could make the inside none boney chocolate)
duoble posting?!?!?!?!?HOW DARE YOU!!!!!* burps a nuclear burp which rots revolvers skin*
Mad Larkin
01-05-2005, 03:02 pm
urggh. what's that smell. Aha. an enemy. *rips revolver limb from limb*
even i'm gtting bored of this now. I've ripped him limb from limb six or seven times now lol
then do something else like: *shreds his slowly rotting carcass*
Mad Larkin
01-05-2005, 03:12 pm
the idea is it will piss revolver off so much that he stops trying to fight me
TheDarkFlame
01-07-2005, 04:16 pm
[gets revolver's head and cracks it against chocolate wall]
NO-ONE
[CRACK]
EATS
[CRACK]
MY
[CRACK]
MANSION!
[CRACK]
[CRACK]
[CRACK]
[SQUELCH]
ermmm... oops...
LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU GOT BRAIN ALL OVER MY WALL!
[REVOLVER'S TOTALLY FUCKED-UP CORPSE goes BOOOM!]
Revolver
02-07-2005, 10:40 am
i didn't eat your house DUO did
Mad Larkin
02-07-2005, 12:37 pm
where'd that come from??? random in the extreme
TheDarkFlame
02-07-2005, 02:02 pm
did he? oh well.
[stabs revolver with 3 katanas for correcting me]
don't think you got away with it duo!
[mashes duo and makes revolver eat him]
and now i want my swords back!
[twists katanas to make them loose, and pulls them out while duo-mush leaks out of holes in revolver's body]
oops, can you clean up this mess?
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