Xias i challenge you! Deathly Destroying Champion

[shimmy]

as of our conflict over haggis and ken i think we should fight it out...
Bring it on beyatch!
i win no haggis and u work in the ken factory for 2months as my assistant
u win u haggis me to an inch of my life and u have free ken for two months

[Xias]

Challenge turned down. I'd never work for you, Shimmy, i'd be constantly suing for Sexual Harrasment(or is that Hogso? Maybe both...). No more Haggis, nor ken for me okay? I'll live off Shamay's vodka if I need a drink.

[Shamay]

Hey thats my vodka!!!

[shimmy]

... how boring.... is it because u kno u'd lose? well as long as im here....

AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS

*pulls shamays head off.... twice*

[Shamay]

*Fumbles around, pick,s up his head and sticks it back on* Barstool, I cant drink without a head damnit!

[shimmy]

... oh i forgot... *uses raven healing powers on ur nek* all better

i'll just gore u in the stomach for a while! *turns into warthog* *gores u*

[Hogso]

Originally posted by Xias
i'd be constantly suing for Sexual Harrasment(or is that Hogso? Maybe both...)
W...what!?! :(

Yes, I do read this board sometimes...;)

[TheDarkFlame]

ok, if you fought xias, there would be you under an army of moogles of every type.
*M* waves little scythe*M*
*stares sideways at grim moogle*
the grim moogle leading, of course...
*goes to hide from GM (grim moogle)*

[TheDarkFlame]

is anyone online? or are you all ignoring me?

[Hogso]

Yes, no one who posts in here is online, patience is a virtue Grim, just wait...

[TheDarkFlame]

patience is a virtue? i say that is about as true as cannabis is good for you if you eat 10 barrells a day!

[Xias]

Grim, you have made a very valuable point!
*turns all dictator-ish and orders an army of Knight Moogles towards Shimmy*
To reinforce...
*orders an army of Mage Moogles on behind them*
*orders an army of Sheild Moogles to buddy with the Knights*
*orders an army of Dragon Moogles to fly over head*
*orders an army of Telekentic Moogles to counter Shimmy's skills*
*orders an army of Scyth Moogles to obay Grim Moogle*
Over kill baby!:D I've come over all...all.....:o
*draws Arcaina and rests Moogle Cannon in it's sling*
Ready when you are, Shimmy.....:)

[Page]

*runs in and quickly sets up a refreshments/merchandise store*
Get your snacks and alcohol here! Or how about a t-shirt/pen/snow globe to commemerate the day you saw Shimmy get his arse kicked? :D

[TheDarkFlame]

OOHH! this is gonna be gruesome if he gets caught!

[Xias]

Page, save me a snow globe, okay? Oh and Grim, do you like flame grilled Shimmy? As that's what my Dragon Moogles will be serving up later...
*DMs snort fire to prove point*

[Page]

Well I call them snow globes but I guess they're technically 'blood and gore' globes or something ....
*shakes one of them and holds it up - little red blobs float around a scene portraying Xias and her moogles killing Shimmy in a particularly nasty way*

[Xias]

Page I think you might have spotted a gap in the market place. Copyright it before somebody steals your idea!
*glances at watch and starts tapping foot impatiently*
Where the heck is Shimmy?

[Page]

Maybe he's just all talk.
*yawns and stretches*
Well if you're getting bored you could always warm up by having a quick spar with someone else.

[TheDarkFlame]

that could be fun...
*looks over at xias*
ermmm... maybe not though, with your moogles as backup...

[Gin]

Happening..? *drains a bottle with an simple X written on it*

Oh... an army... Is it a battle then..?

I'll watch this... Page, do you sell chairs or... something..?

[Shamay]

Originally posted by Page
*shakes one of them and holds it up - little red blobs float around a scene portraying Xias and her moogles killing Shimmy in a particularly nasty way* I would prefer it if this gap in the market WASNT filled personally... Or maybe if there were ones that werent me being killed...

[TheDarkFlame]

ok! anyone disposable here?
*grim moggle starts attacking me*
RIGHT! DIE!
*huge dustcloud surrounding me*
[PLUTO goes boom]
[Moogle goes BOOM!]
*dustcloud dissapears*
there! used a bit too much power, he was only supposed to get blown into the air...
*looks around at bits of moogle skeleton and robe*
now he's geography. somebody hunt down all the pieces and put them in a pile so he can put himself together!

[Page]

Originally posted by Shamay
I would prefer it if this gap in the market WASNT filled personally... Or maybe if there were ones that werent me being killed...
I said Shimmy, not Shamay. But now that you've given me the idea, I may make some that feature you. :p
*turns to Gin*
Yes, I do have some chairs actually! Thery're just prototypes so they might not be all that good.....
*pulls out a cheap-looking plastic chair with the words 'Xias is the Best' written on it in pen, and hands it to Gin*
I spent all my time making those Blood & Gore globes.... ^^;

[TheDarkFlame]

*coughshoddyworkmanshipcough*

[Shamay]

Wow, I must just be too used to being killed by Xias ^^;; Ah crud x_X

[Page]

*hits Grim over the head with a chair, which shatters*
You're right Grim, I wonder if they're all as badly made?
*continues to break his entire inventory of chairs on Grim's head*
Oh well, maybe i'll have better luck next time. But now you owe me fo the chairs Grim, how do you propose to pay? :p

[TheDarkFlame]

with blood... your blood!
*cuts page's arm off and thrusts sword into his head*
no... not enough yet...
*throws shurikens at page*
*fires arrows into page*
*kicks page*
*fires bazzooka at page*
*beats page's remains with a Gore Globe©*
*pounds remains into mushy goo*
*grim moogle drinks goo*
[grim moogle goes BOOM]
that enough yet?
*picks up shurikens and arrows*

[Page]

Well that was rather rude of you!
*Page's spirit stands off to one side, glaring at Grim*
I'd threaten to haunt you, but there's someone else i'd much rather be haunting. ;)
*looks over at his store*
And just how am I supposed to sell my wares now? *sighs*

[TheDarkFlame]

easy!
*page is surrounded in dust, and then forms a new body*
(Fully chlothed)
there! a buisness suit! and a body! now what do you say?
th--- --u? (fill in the gaps!)

[Page]

.....
*kicks Grim in 'that painful place' between the legs, launching him into the air. He then leaps up, landing on Grim's shoulders and proceeding to send him crashing back down to earth with a sickening crunch*
Sorry, but I don't like the suit.
*casually walks back to his store to find soething else to wear*

[TheDarkFlame]

damn, thank god pain don't last long...
*shoots page in back of neck with arrow*
now... peace?

[Page]

*winces as he pulls the arrow out of his neck, blood spraying from the wound*
Maybe it's just the blood loss talking, but alright, we'll have a truce for now.
*collapses*

[TheDarkFlame]

there!
*gives page a bandage and an hourglass*
that hourglass contains a week of life. leave it upside-down (sand up) and when you die, you will have another week to live!
nifty, huh?
*gives page a large hourglass, with PAGE engraved into the glass*
that is your life, each grain of sand means 1 second before you are due to die.
*notices page trying to turn it over*
by the way, you can't turn it over to increase your life, cos it won't work.

[Page]

Thanks -but what if I fill it with more sand? If I fill it up so that the sand does not flow, then surely i'll be able to live forever. ;)

[TheDarkFlame]

you can't take it apart, but there may be a loophole...
*takes shamay's hourglass and puts peice of glass between bulbs*
that might do it!
(only shamay, cos he needs it!

[Gin]

...
Are you serious...? Am I gonna have to... stand on my own feet..?

[TheDarkFlame]

hey gin, you are my prisoner, and i have a proposal for you...
*cuts off gin's lips & legs*
now, if you run all the way through the off-topic forum playing beethoven on the trumpet i will let you go free!

[Gin]

...
...
...

That... is soooo..... IT!

*somehow regenerates from injuries, and draws sword*

GIN RAI...!!! *Fires silver bolts of lightning at Grim, making him dance*

Bye bye.... *starts pounding Grim with his fists*

-CUT-

*3 minutes later. Grim lies tied down on the ground in a weird position, serving as chair*

So.... *drinks from bottle* that Shimmy guy gonna turn up, or...?

[Page]

No, it really does look like Shimmy is too scared to fight Xias. :p
*starts packing up his shop*
Does anyone else fancy getting their butt kicked by her?

[Shamay]

Well as much fun as getting my ass kicked sounds (:rolleyes: ) I think Im okay :)
Specially now Ill live forever! :D:D:D

[Page]

Well then if no-one else is going to do it.... I challange you Xias!
*strikes a dramatic pose*
Of course it'll only be a friendly match, as I don't think I could bring myself to hurt you. ^^;

[TheDarkFlame]

awww....
*stands up , moving joints to the right place*
WTF? how did that happen?
:confused::confused:

[Gin]

Yeah... Well... Sorry 'bout that... I don't like shrinks, thereby I might have some problems...
Hey, catch... *hands bottle of alcohol (90%) to Grim*

[TheDarkFlame]

*takes drink & turns it into coke*
Thanks! no alcohol for me tho!
*feeling better*
now, how to get rid of my anger...;)