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I'm determined to own this forum entirely.:) So, for a new age there should be a new type of battling here....Too bad I won't be the one to bring it here!
Arena:
The entrance of .Hack Forums a.k.a a large lobby with several bars for those in need of a dose of insanity before entering the land beyond. You've got drinks of all kinds, pretty much every damn flavour of ice cream, a large Cait Sith model(?) and several bored welcome comittee members for the new arrivals.
Rules:
1: You cannot kill the members of staff!!! Knock 'em out, use them as weaponry sure but killing them is just plain wrong.
2: The first person to try and activate the Cait Sith model will get an exploding moogle in their underwear. Less a rule, more a warning.
Now who wants some?
*evil grin while holding several flaming moogle*
*runs up to the Cait Sith model and tries to activate it*
Wait, what happens if i'm not wearing underwear?
Thaxul
03-03-2005, 10:05 pm
You shall soil the machine! :p
*walks in and is greeted by a bubbly young girl. She has a big smile on her face, and curly brown hair. She is very enthusiastic with her welcoming.*
...Go away!
*She doesn't. Instead she starts talking about the ice-cream specials.*
...:mad:
*Thaxul grabs her by the hair, and hispers menacingly into her ear*
Leave me alone, or I will force you!
*he lets her go, and she backs off slowly. I continue to walk towards the bar.*
Shamay
03-03-2005, 11:48 pm
*Runs straight to the bar* 5 pints of megahol!
*Downs it all and collapses*
Now thats how you drink *Crawls towards Xias*
Eeeek!!! Drunken Shamay!!!!!
*sprays eyes with pepper spray*
Oh, and Page, these are for you.
*forces flaming moogles down Page's shirt*
*prays Page is wearing a shirt*
*stops, drops and rolls*
Wow, I guess I was actually listening in those fire safety lectures at school!
*removes the crushed moogles from the remains of his shirt and casually throws them back towards Xias*
If you want me to keep my shirt on you might want to stop trying to burn my clothes off. But now..... it's time for alcohol!
*makes a run for the bar*
TheDarkFlame
05-03-2005, 11:53 am
£15,000 of cakes please! chocolate!
waddya mean you don't have that much?*waves arms around, accidentally slicing bar & barman in half* oops
[TRANSFORMS into a BRICK]
(there is no way they will see me now hahaha)
Thaxul
05-03-2005, 07:54 pm
*trips over the brick(GRIM)*
What the hell is that doing here...*picks it up, and looks for a target. Sees Page at the bar*
Perfect....*throws brick at Page*
Shamay
06-03-2005, 02:17 pm
*rolls around on the floor* Ouch... Need more alcohol, I mustnt be drunk enough...
*Runs at the bar but finds a plant pot instead* Wow... Heelo planty :)
*The Grim-brick hits Page in the back of the head, then bounces off and smashes Shamay's, um, plant pot friend*
Thaxul you %$*&$£! You made me spill my drink! *draws his blade and narrows his eyes* As such i'd appreciate an apology - written in your own blood if it needs be.
Shamay
06-03-2005, 05:17 pm
YOU KILLED PLANTY!!! NOOOO!!!!!! :'( He was my only friend :(
*Goes and orders another megahol, downs it in one then grabs the barman and throws him at Thaxul*
Thaxul
06-03-2005, 07:00 pm
*Dodges the barman while writing the apology note to page*
*it reads; "Page, you are an idiot. And I'm sorry for your loss."*
Shamay
06-03-2005, 07:07 pm
*Throws a barstool at Thaxul* Sorry Page but I had to throw you :p
Thaxul
06-03-2005, 07:18 pm
*ducks again, and makes his way over to Page*
Here you go! *kicks him in the face and walks away*
Shamay
06-03-2005, 07:38 pm
*walks over to Thaxul, whacks him round the head with a glass then sits down* HA! Didnt dodge that did ya? *Downs another megahol*
*pulls out four large capsules and sets them on the floor*
This ones for Shamay...
*pokes first capsule*
This ones for Grim.....
*pokes the second*
This ones for Thaxul....
*pokes third*
And this one is for dear old Page!
*pokes fourth and waits for something to happen*
....
This is annoying.....
DAMN YOU WORK!!!
*capsules open; moogles emerge from each and flys after their targets*
Fish Moogle for Shamay, Plant Moogle for Grim, Monkey Moogle for Thaxul and Dragon Moogle for Page!!!!!
*Fish Moogle squirts water over Shamay, Plant Moogle starts to follow Grim, Monkey Moogle jumps onto Thaxul's back and starts to bite his neck while the Dragon Moogle starts to burn off Page's clothing*
Shamay stop getting drunk! Grim...I had to give you something, didn't I? Thaxul.....ditto Grim and Page I have the urge to see you naked with nothing to hide behind but your embarrisement!!!!!!
....
I'm turning into Hogso....Oh joy.:rolleyes:
Thaxul
06-03-2005, 09:35 pm
OMG!!! Yay! Monkey!!!! ^^
*pets the biting monkey*
Shamay
06-03-2005, 10:41 pm
*Offers the fish moogle a megahol* Cammon, its good! Just a sip!!! *Pours the megahol down its neck and it collapses on the floor* Heheh, good isnt it? :D
And I'll never stop getting drunk! Well not while the bars still open so :p *Goes and orders more alcohol* Much better :)
Originally posted by Xias
I'm turning into Hogso....Oh joy.:rolleyes:
Yeah, one Hogso is bad enough thanks. ;)
*slices off the Dragon Moogle's head, and using it as a makeshift flamethrower, proceeds to set fire to Thaxul and his monkey moogle*
I accept your apology!
*slowly realises that he's naked*
EEK! Well, actually I don't feel that embarressed, but since there's a lady here, or possibly two - *glances at Shamay* - I guess i'll cover myself up.
*fashions a pair of Moogle boxer shorts from the dragon moogle's remains*
Stylish! :D
Shamay
06-03-2005, 11:04 pm
*Pours the remains of his megahol(s) over Page and sets light to him* :) And I was going to do something, but I cant remember what... Oh yeh! Heehee *Pours another megahol on Xias and sets her clothes on fire* :p
*glances down*
Hm. Oh well.
*digs around in the ashes of clothing and pulls out a disk*
Yaa-daa-dada-haaaa....
*sticks disk in the spillage of megahol and it promptly sucks it up*
I love this peice of kit. You won't though Shamay.
*disk starts hovering close to the ceiling and starts to vacuum all megahol in the near by area*
Right, now that Shamay is done with, I can do as I wish!
*wanders over to Page and tugs at his boxers idly, admiring the scaley-ness of it all*
....How you doin'?:D
Shamay
07-03-2005, 09:03 pm
*Feels rather sick after having quite afew pints of megahol sucked out of him* Please dont do that again... *Swtiches to drinking smirnof*
*Watches the naked Xias and semi-naked Page*
*pulls out pistols from thin air and blasts Shamay twice in each eye*
This is between me and Page, Pervert! I'm surprised you didn't get a massive nose bleed in classic anime stylee because you've laid eyes on a naked woman, have you!?!?!:mad:
*sighs*
So, Page, where were we...?;)
Shamay
07-03-2005, 09:15 pm
AHHHH!!!!!!!! MY EYES! Crud, now Im gonna have to feel my way around! Wait a minute... :DHeeheee
*kicks Shamay as far away as possible*
That's just wrong dood! :p
*turns back to Xias smiles*
Well hello. :D (No wait, bad Page, be a gentleman..... ) Are you sure you're not cold like that? 'Cause if you are we could cuddle.... (NO! This place is a bad influence!) I mean, I could help find you some clothes or something. (Now stop talking you fool!)
Shamay
07-03-2005, 10:43 pm
*Is still flying far far away but claps Page for his stupidity* Well done dood, now just stare at her boobs and youre all set!
*throws his katana and manages to impale Shamay before he lands*
Die already! :p
*finds a shard of glass and quickly creates a set of stylish clothes from moogle remains*
Yeah um, sorry Xias, these are for you. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and cause Shamay some pain.
*grabs Xias' pistols and chases after Shamay*
Shamay
08-03-2005, 07:29 pm
GAH!!!! *Gets up (I've decided I don't like dying okay? Damn ghosts...) and runs as fast as I can from Page*
Never knew Moogle skin was so damn comfy...This is not the point!
*Pulls out several Fetishist Moogles from waist band and sets them on Shamay before pulling out Arcana and chasing after said pervert*
Die you marshmellow hugging pervert!! Page, you can use my pistols for a while but I expect something in return when you've done...;)
*screams a battle cry as Shamay knocks over a member of staff*
(Maybe I should be more polite to Page, he did make me this fetching bikini after all. And he was worried that I was cold! Hate to admit it but he's sweet and cute, a lovely man even if he does stare at my Big Lofty Goals. God he's got a nice backside...This isn't the time nor the place Xias!!!! Focus on killing Shamay not staring at Page, even if he is good looking...*sigh*)
Originally posted by Xias
Page, you can use my pistols for a while but I expect something in return when you've done...;)
Don't worry I intend to pay you back - if there's anything you want, just name it. ;)
*fires off a few shots at Shamay*
Darn, he's a fast runner! (Odd, I feel like i'm being watched....)
*looks back over his shoulder and notices that Xias is catching up*
(Oh great, why did I have to make her a bikini? She's so cute.... no, bad Page! Don't stare!)
*blushes and faces forward again - just in time to notice the bar stool in front of him*
OH TEACAKES!
*trips over the stool and flys over the bar, crashing into a stack of bottles*
*Sprints over to the fallen Page*
You idiot!
*laughs*
Hm, let's see if you cut yourself...
*checks Page over quickly, face turning neon red*
Just a little nick on your belly where you landed on some glass...Don't worry, I'll sort it.
*jumps behind bar and pulls out a medical kit*
Anti-spectic liquid...check...plaster...check!
*cleans cut and applies the plaster to it while the moogles chase Shamay relentlessly*
You okay now, hm? You should try looking where you're going from now on, kay? I don't want to have to remove shards of glass every couple of minutes!
*nervious laugh*
Anyway, we should be getting back to killing a certain pervert; my moogles get tired too, you know.
*helps Page up and starts to chase Shamay again*
Don't worry about me, it'll take more than that to stop....
*Starts staring at Xias again as she runs off.... and accidentally shoots himself in the foot*
....
*Reaches across the bar and quickly downs a bottle of vodka*
I'm sure this is all Shamay's fault in some way.
*wearily rejoins the chase*
Originally posted by Page
*Starts staring at Xias again as she runs off.... and accidentally shoots himself in the foot*
The hell!?! Oh god, Page! Are you alright!?!
*stops Page and looks at foot*
You're lucky, the bullet just missed a bone. This will sting a bit...
*pulls out the bullet from his foot*
Uhh.....bandage, what can I use for a bandage?
*notices spare moogle skin and carves it with sword into a roll of bandage*
You really are quite clumsy, aren't you?:p Oh well, guess i'll have to keep on acting as your nurse...;)
*wraps the bandage around his foot, yelps in Mooglish to the fetishist moogles and runs again, thinking about Page*
Shamay, I think your friends are really attracted to you...
*evil grin*
...so attracted that they want to play a game with you!
*laughs manically but stubs toe on the Cati Sith model*
Owwie...(thanks Cait, you introduced me to the wonders of Page! But no more praise for you, you injured me after all!)
*starts a limp run after Shamay uttering 'ow' everytime pressure is applied to the left foot*
*sighs*
And you say i'm clumsy?
*catches up to Xias and stops her, gently examaining her foot whilst blushing furiously*
Hmm, luckily it doesn't look like anything's broken. Still, I don't think you should be running around like that.
*gives the pistols back to her and smiles, then carefully lifts her onto his back*
I think we'll have more luck working together. I'll provide the legwork, while you fire at Shamay.
*blushes*
O-okay....
*starts firing at Shamay with surprising accuracy*
You okay down there, Page? Hope i'm not to heavy for you...(The hell are you saying!?! Shut up and start shooting!)
*continues firing*
Don't say that! Of course you're not too heavy!
*stumbles and almost loses his footing*
(Urk, calm down Page, you've gotta focus)
Just tell me when you've hit Shamay.
*looks doen at the ground and keeps on runnig*
Shamay
09-03-2005, 08:43 pm
(Damn my lack of posting so much happened! Oh well...)
GAH!:eek: Whys it always either fetish moogles or ghosts? WHAT THE HELL IS YOU PEOPLES OBSESSION WITH HAVING ME RAPED?!?!?!?!
And AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Quit shooting at me! Youre getting damn close to hitting me you know! Thats not nice! And why the hell didnt I choose some guns for weapons? Gah... *Remembers he's meant to be running* EEEEKKK!!! *Runs wildly*
Almost...there!!!
*blasts Shamay in his shoulder, sending him rolling into a large crate of vodka*
There you go Page, knew we'd get him in the end!:D
Shamay
09-03-2005, 10:07 pm
Vod-ka? I think I may be ripped apart happy =) *Gets really drunk as Xias and PAge begin to get closer* Gah! Heehee! heheheheheheheheheheh....
*screeches to a halt in front of Shamay and lets Xias down*
Right dood, you're going to pay for making us run around all.... hey wait a sec, where's my sword!? It should be sticking out of your chest!
*looks around desperately*
Oh great, now you've lost it! That thing was priceless!
*sighs and looks at Xias*
I'll be back in a minute, just go ahead and start torturing him.
*starts muttering as he begins searching for the katana*
Shamay
09-03-2005, 11:10 pm
You two are really bad at this arent you? And dont blame me! You stuck it in me you cant expect it to stay there!
And crud, now would be a great time to run but Im legless! *Does a sort of drunken sideways roll/crawl thing away*
Hey, if I weren't holding her back i'm sure that Xias would have managed to kill you by now!
*puts a barstool on top of Shamay to stop him rolling away*
Anyway, you don't have any right to complain - you're just as useless as me, if not more so! :p
*starts asking the staff if they have seen his sword*
Shamay
10-03-2005, 08:59 pm
You barstool! *gives the stool an angry glare* And dang you Page, I may be useless but ... Gah I'll come up with something later, ubt you can bet it'll be good!
Yeah right, not when my 'little friends' are through with you...
*whistles loudly and the pair of 'little friends' launch themselves on Shamay*
Let's see you get out of bondage drunk!
*cackles as Fetishist Moogles tie up Shamay and pull out little whips*
Cute, in a very disturbing way....Anyways, all this being cruel has made me thirsty.
*grabs a bottle of vodka and takes a swig idly*
Last I saw your kitana it was wedged in a wall back there Page. Hope this helps you.
*points with free hand at a distant wall while watching the wrongness that is Shamay and a pair of Fetishist Moogles, Arcaina at hand in case he escapes*
You're not escaping now! Not for all the vodka in the known world and a pair of ninja kittens too!! Mwahaha!!!
*cough*
:D
Shamay
10-03-2005, 11:22 pm
Why the fetish moogles? Why is it always fetish moogles? Or ghosts! Them too... and whats that one doing? :eek: Stay away from there thats shared property not sheared property! AHHHHH!!!! Bad moogle bad moogle! *Flails around uselessly for abit* You people are mean, what did I ever do to you?!
Woohoo I found my sword!
*places a foot on the wall to brace himself and pulls the sword free*
And in answer to your question Shamay, i'm sure there are a thousand reasons why you deserve this torture....
*slowy walks over to Shamay and raises an eyebrow as he watches the moogles go about their 'work'*
....but it's mainly due to your perverted actions towards Xias.
*grins evily as he raises his blade*
However i'll gladly put an end to your suffering. You just need to ask....
*Unseeingly walks by, lifts the thrown barkeep on his feet and sits down*
Gin, please...
TheDarkFlame
13-03-2005, 01:14 am
woohoo! nice one page!
*pulls out 2 katanas from inside cloak*
let's slice and dice!
*swirls katanas and they flow and wave through the air like water, slicing atoms apart*
Aww, thank you for defending my honour Page! *sigh* Grim, you can join in in a second. Let the moogles finish their work and Page end the poor pervert's misery. Then he's all yours! :D
(Page! My hero! Pity part of my mentality is on show here at the moment in the moogles.)
*kicks a manacle over to one of the moogles who lost it earlier*
*swiftly carves the letter 'P' onto Shamay's forehead*
That's 'P' for Page! And, pervert too I guess....um, but not Page the pervert.
*continues to make numerous deep cuts on Shamay's body, enough to cause tremendous pain, but not kill him*
*sigh* I just can't bring myself to kill you. Not like this anway, I can't kill a defenseless opponent. Hopefully you've learned a lesson from all this though.
*raises his blade to rest on his shoulder and looks over at Grim*
He's all yours now. Have fun. I'm going to have another drink.
*starts walking over to the bar, but stops suddenly and turns to face Xias*
And if anyone should feel the need to join me, i'll gladly buy them a few drinks. ;)
Shamay
13-03-2005, 11:40 pm
I feel the need to join you! Thats mainly cus I feel the need for at least 5 more drinks before I get hacked to pieces...
And for crying out loud, can you moogles just quit that! It tickles! Hey no fair thats a feather! AHHH!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANOOOOOOHeeheeahhhh!!!!
Damn you moogles... Anyway, page! Can I have that drink seeing as you arent gonna kill me? Pweeeease? It is my birthday tomorrow :)
TheDarkFlame
14-03-2005, 05:44 pm
Birthday? cool!
*organ starts playing HAAPPY BIRTHDAY*
how old are you?
*puts candles on cake*
*puts C4 explosives in the cake*
Um, Shamay, that drink offer wasn't really directed towards you, but I guess it's okay seeing as it's your birthday and all.
*asks the barkeep for two pints of Guinness*
I wouldn't say no to a drink Page! I'll have a chilled vodka, if you would be so kind. Grim, please kill Shamay. It's his birthday and so does not need to be in that much embarrisement. Consider it a 'mercy killing'.
...
That lowered the mood. So, Page, what'll you have to drink?
*nods at Gin*
Not that i'll buy this round, but i'm curious about what you drink, amongst other things...:)
*settles on bar stool and waits patiently for Page*
*orders a chilled vodka and a glass of whisky, then slides Xias' drink along the bar to her*
I drink a lot of things *takes a swig of whisky* but I prefer whisky, sake or a nice cool Guinness. Why the sudden curiosity? There are much more interesting things that we could be talking about.... such as yourself for instance. ;)
*blushes*
Well....what would you like to know?
*smiles warmly*
I'd like to know as much as you're willing to reveal; everything ranging from your past, to your dreams for the future and beyond. Though I guess the reason behind your, uh, interest in moogles would make a good start point.
*laughs nervously*
TheDarkFlame
14-03-2005, 09:11 pm
hmmm... shamay hasn't been here all day
*notices page & xias *
ermmm... i'll just go...
I'm not entirely sure how that started! I suppose I loved the sweetness of the moogle and then...I knew Moogles were practically indestructable so I wanted to see what would happen if you altered them slightly. More than slight alteration and a few years later here I am with my troops of mutant moogles.
*glances at Shamay's friends*
My dream is too have a Servant Moogle in every home by the year 2010!
...
Yeah right. I'm not sure about my dreams....Maybe to settle down with the right guy in the future, to know what love is like. That'll be my personal dream...On a more unobtainable note, I'd like to have a work of fiction published at some point.
*smiles*
How about you? I'd like to know about yourself, you seem interesting to say the least.
*embarrised smile*
Ah, genetic alteration.... *starts day dreaming about an army of ninja flying monkey-moogles*
I wouldn't say that getting a novel published is unobtainable for you; you're obviously an intelligent, articulate and imaginative person. Just keep trying and i'm sure you'll succeed. ^^
As for me, i'm not that interesting; just an average guy who's still not sure what to do with his life. *laughs*
*notices Grim looking uncomfortable*
Is something wrong dood? :p
*smiles*
He doesn't like the atmosphere. If there's any genetic modification you need doing, just ask okay?
*rests head on Page's shoulder*
*tenses up a bit and blushes*
Personally I like the atmosphere. ;) Though I admit it's not what you expect from somewhere like the colloseum....
*puts his arm around Xia's waist and gently pulls her a little closer*
Well, there's nowhere else for stuff like this to go, is there? Anyway, he can always see a fight elsewheres.
*grasps Page's arm around her waist and absent-mindly starts to stroke it*
Let the atmosphere stay like this...at least for a while. It makes a refreshing change.:)
*nuzzles Xias' head with his own and starts to absently play with her hair using his free hand*
It's nice and all but it seems to be a bit too calm.... I just keep expecting something to disturb the peace at any moment.
*blissful smile*
Wait for Shamay to arrive, he'll mess things up as per usual. Until then...
*stops stroking arm and starts stroking the slanted side of Page's neck*
*sighs contentedly and then sneezes suddenly*
I think i'd better get some more clothes on before I catch a cold. Plus it's probably a good idea to be wearing something that offers a little more protection in case things go to hell again.
*reluctantly untangles himself from Xias and kisses her gently on the forehead*
Sorry, we'll have to continue this later. I'd recommend you put on some more clothes too. I just don't like the idea of everyone else staring at you when you're dressed like that - they might start thinking perverted thoughts.
*glares at everyone else then lifts his sword and makes his way towards the lobby exit*
TheDarkFlame
16-03-2005, 05:58 pm
has anyone seen shamay? at all?
ermmm.... how come my moogle is cloning itself?
xias, you seem to know everything about moogles...
*injects serum into Grim's moogle*
That ought to stop the cloning.
*looks at Page and sighs sadly before leaving for the ladies toilets to change*
*returns a few moments later fully clothed and armed*
Ah, much better (and I should be able to protect her more effectively now)....
*sits back down and places a small animal carrier on the bar. It's completely covered except for a few small air holes, but a faint scratching noise can be heard from inside*
In case you're wondering, that contains my secret weapon. It contains an unimaginable horror that I discovered some time ago.
*drains his glass of whisky and grins evily*
So is anyone still in the mood for a fight?
Balmung89
16-03-2005, 10:33 pm
Yeah im up for it no had a good scrap in a while (Balmung then draws his buster sword an does omni slash on Page) ha ha sucker
TheDarkFlame
16-03-2005, 11:29 pm
*Pulls out uber-sharp katanas*
Eat my blade!
*slices poor bugger into ribbons*
*throws himself backwards to avoid the attack and escapes with only minor cuts and torn clothes*
Hey watch it, I'd like to stay fully clothed this time!
*grabs the animal carrier and opens it*
Now feel the wrath of Chibi-Cthulhu!
*A small creature emerges form the animal carrier, covered in scales and with an octopus-like head, it's face a mass of feelers. It is a truly horrific sight that would drive whose who look at it insane - well, it would if it wasn't wearing a pretty pink dress *
.... ^^;
Um.... now go Chibi-'thulu, and strike fear into their hearts!
*Chibi-Cthulu walks over to Page's empty whisky glass and turns it into a bouquet of flower, which it then starts handing out to all those sitting at the bar*
No! Bad Chibi-'thulu! You're supposed to be evil!
*Chibi-Cthulu waddles over to Page and starts hugging his arm whilst purring contentedly like a cat*
Oh I give up. *sighs and starts petting Chibi-Cthulu*
*returns from the toilet fully clothed while sheathing Arcaina*
Hey ho folks!
*spots Chibi-Cthulhu and raises an eyebrow*
.....Cute ^^;
Anyway, mind if I join in the fight?
*drops Demon Capsule on the ground; a large, scaley demon rises up from the primordial goo. Icy blue in colour with the body/legs of a serpent and the torso of a human woman, Serpent glares at Chibi-Cthulhu*
(Sp: Rrrruntlingssssss.....)
Oi, calm it! You know the routine Siphrial, show Balmung89 a little tough love.
(Siph: Yessss misssstresssss....)
*Siphrial starts to bombard Balmung89 with water and ice magic while managing to glare at Chibi-Cthulhu all the time*
Like the creature Page...but what the hell is it? Also, you may like to detangle it from your arm, you don't want to be near your little pet when Siphrial goes for it.
*pulls vial of Anti-Essence Liquid from pocket and draws Arcaina with free hand*
(Least if she does go for Page I can change her back to Demon Goo before her magic hits...)
*waves his arm wildly in an attempt to shake Chibi-Cthulhu off*
Its a, umm, Chibi-Cthulhu. Apparantly Cthulhu is some kind of really evil entity from HP Lovecraft stories; very powerful, apparantly able to cause worldwide insanity blah blah etc..... eh, I wasn't really paying attention to the guy I took it from. I thought it'd be handy to have a mini version, but it's not evil at all.
*Chibi-Cthulhu lets go and wanders over to Xias, offering her some flowers*
*blushes and accepts flowers*
You're not as bad as you look, Chibi-C.
*hands Chibi-C a large Moogle plushie*
*Chibi-Cthulhu promptly turns the plushie into a real kitten and passes it to Page*
Erm, sorry, it seems to like doing that. That's why I ended up training an army of ninja kittens. ^^;
*thinks for a moment*
Since Chibi-'thulhu seems to like you Xias, why don't you keep it? You seem to have better luck at controlling creatures then I do. *watches as Chibi-Cthulhu attempts to hug Siphrial*
*watches Siphrial blast it away with a jet of water*
Sure, if you don't mind, that is! As long as Chibi-C doesn't turn my moogles into kittens every time it gets near them...
*picks up Chibi-C and starts to dry it off with the bottom of t-shirt*
Don't mind that mean old snake, she won't hurt you anymore.
*waves vial of AEL threateningly at Siphrial*
Won't she?
(Siph: Nooo missstressssss...)
Better! I hope you take good care of that kitten now Page, I don't want anything to happen to it. :)
*snaps to attention and salutes Xias*
Yes, ma'am! I'll looka after the kitten as if I were guarding you.
*turns to see the kitten fall off the bar and just manages to catch it in time*
Ahehehehe.... ^^;
*fastens the kitten to his back like a baby and unsheathes his katana*
Now if you'll excuse me i'm going to teach someone some manners.
*adopts an offensive stance and lauches a flurry of strikes against Balmung89*
*sits and watches the fight patiently, while Chibi-C crawls onto head*
I'm pleased that you'll take good care of the kitten! So, little Chibi-C, do you like vodka?
*picks up drink and inserts an extra large straw into it so Chibi-C can drink*
(That is one lucky kitten...And one unlucky fighter! Poor Balmung.)
Shamay
17-03-2005, 11:28 pm
*suddenly remembers he was around here somewhere being raped* Uhm, okay its been afew days could you just call off the moogles Xias? I think they must be getting tired...
TheDarkFlame
18-03-2005, 05:31 pm
ok, your pet is supposed to be evil, but disobeys you...
my pet is VERY VERY evil, and always disobeys me...
*notices grim moogle riding serpent*
ok xias, thet thing is mad... i'd be happy with one that isn't mad...
that's it, hope your serpent won't get hurt...
*takes katanas and the air blurs... bits of cloak and moogle skeleton fall to floor*
i damn hope that did it...
*clone of grim moogle jumps on my face*
get it off me!!! help!!! turn it to sludge or make it dissapear or something!
[TRONSFORM into a BRICK]
at least it can't hurt me now...
Hey... Shamay, was it..?
Want a drink..? *Holds a glass of Absolute Vodka towards Shamay*
I'm not really the fastest guy... Had to read about 3 pages to get back here...
Hogso
18-03-2005, 06:13 pm
Get your coat Shamay - you've pulled :D
hahaaa...sorry...couldnt resist! :p
Naughty Hogso!!! Though it was vaguely amusing...:)
*whistles; the moogles leave Shamay alone*
Better? Be good now or else i'll do worse...*evil grin* Right, where was I?? Oh yeah, Grim.
*sucks mad grim moogle into Moogle Cannon and hits the 'dematerialise' button*
All done! Just a moment....
*adds a few vials of unknown liquid to the cannon and fires*
There you go!
*sane grim moogle returns to it's owner*
That should be okay. And what about you Siphrial, Chibi-C?
*Chibi-C makes an 'ah ah' sound*
(Siph: Fine now shut up, you're disrupting my spell casting.)
*finishes attacking Balmung with a kick to the head that sends him flying to the other side of the lobby*
That'll teach you to mess with me!
(kitten): Nya.
Um, and my faithful sidekick of course (I really need to think of a name for it).
*strikes a pose then sits back down, placing the kitten on the bar next to him*
Barkeep! Another pint of Guinness for me and a chilled vodka for the lady please. *gestures towards Xias*
(kitten): Nya!
What? Okay, if you're sure you can handle it..... and a pint of megahol for the kitten please. *looks across at Chibi-C and Siphrial*
And whatever the magical creatures want too. ^^;
Shamay
18-03-2005, 11:58 pm
YAY! IM FREE! And I shall try my hardest to behave this time :) Heeeheee :D
*Sits down* Barman-person-thingy! A pint of vodka please! Oh, wait a min, almost forgot ^^ *accepts Absolute Vodka* Cheers Gin! Sounds good :D
TheDarkFlame
19-03-2005, 09:18 pm
got any hot chocolate? that's the only thing this bugger will drink...:(
and a Huge bag of choco-raisins...:mad:
and i'll take control of the bar!;)
*throws barman out window and starts drinking random bottles of non-alcoholic drinks*
Oh yeah! look at this stuff!:D
*pulls up bottle of bright radioactive green stuff and drains it straight down*
WOOHOO!!!!!! :cool:
*rushes to toilet*
damn, that stuff goes right through me!:eek:
*continues drinking from random bottles*
i'm not allowed alcohol... i've got work in an hour!:(
Oh well, screw that!:p
*starts draining the bottles behind glass cabinet*
oogh goordsh... ih'mm twoothallieh peeshed:rolleyes:
*falls backwards, hitting the floor with a loud crunch*
hahaha! oopshiees, i's has larndead orn meh moorgell!;)
Shamay
23-03-2005, 04:07 pm
Ouch... Anyway... *After two days of reading MacHall now understands the cuteness of Chibi-C* Awwwwwwww! ^_^
Oh yeh, mindless violence... Uhm... *Bashes head of bar*
TheDarkFlame
23-03-2005, 04:31 pm
haha, i'm better now, moogle is fine... thanks for sorting him out
Originally posted by Shamay
Ouch... Anyway... *After two days of reading MacHall now understands the cuteness of Chibi-C* Awwwwwwww! ^_^
Good stuff, have another drink.
*before he can order a drink, the kitten leaps on Shamay and begins attacking his face*
Erm sorry, I don't think she likes you. (good kitten, hehehehe)
Shamay
23-03-2005, 11:44 pm
EEKK!!!!!!! *Runs around in circles for awhile* Get the cat off me, please!!!!!!
*Dunks his head in a keg till the cats too drunk to attack him* There you go=) *Collapses* Gouuuud shniky...
That's... the weirdest thing...
*finishes another drink*
...I've ever seen... *nods towards C-C*
TheDarkFlame
26-03-2005, 01:59 pm
ok, that kitten, how about slicer? that sounds like a cute name...
*snatches the kitten back, then places a frag grenade in Shamay's mouth before kicking him to the other side of the lobby*
Damn you Shamay! If anything bad happans to the kitten, Xias will kill me!
(kitten): Ny-hic!
*the kitten starts dancing drunkenly around the bar while Page tries to sober it up*
And thanks for the name suggestion Grim, but I don't think it sounds that cute. ^^; I was thinking about 'Moogle' or 'Kupo' or something like that, seeing as how she was originally a stuffed moogle....
Shamay
27-03-2005, 01:07 am
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Spits the frag grenade in a plant pot* *Gets blown back to the other side of the room* Uhm, alittle help? Im full of holes...
And Kupo sounds nice... Kupo soup :)
*grabs Shamay and stuffs him into a small box, then pulls a small jar from behind the bar and pours exotic flesh-eating beetles into the box. Then he sets the box on fire using alcohol and a handy lighter, before jabbing holes in it with his sword. Finally he stomps on the box, putting out the flame and killing the beetles, and then pulls the battered and bleeding Shamay out*
That's for messing with Kupo. *points at the kitten*
And now that's behind us, how about a friendly drink? :D
*tosses the AEL onto Siphral before wandering over to the kitten*
Aww, poor Kupo, you've been through a lot...
*strokes it calmly, smiling slightly*
Right, Shamay......:mad:
*slashes the charred, eaten, holey remains of Shamay a couple of times before using the Moogle Cannon to blast several large Sumo Moogle on top of him*
You'll be drinking out of a straw for a while mate. Gin, next drink is on me!
*tosses a near by bottle of vodka to Gin*
And you, Page, what would you and Kupo like?:)
*Chibi-C starts to dance with two willing Sumo Moogles*
...
Normal....
Shamay
27-03-2005, 11:26 pm
Barman *cough* one straw please... And *cough* a*cough* drink please *cough* page... Gah a drink would help the burns! *cough*
Alright Shamay I think you've learned your lesson.
*gestures for the barman to get Shamay a drink, and then turns to Xias and smiles*
Well if you insist on buying, i'll have a whisky please. Nothing for Kupo though, I think she's had enough. ^^;
(Kupo): NYA!
Don't take that tone with me, i'm only thinking of your health.
*picks her up and starts stroking her behind the ears while watching the antics of Chibi-C*
(Geez, i'm really glad to be rid of that thing)
TheDarkFlame
28-03-2005, 03:11 pm
lets see... a health potion for shamay...
a pint of 'megahol' (really milk) for the cat kupo...
a chocolate shake for me... and...
*looks around the bar*
some scumble (mostly apples, and don't put it in a metal mug) for my moogle... anyone else for summat?:D
Whisky for Page and a Cider for me! Chibi-C will take a Pepsi, if you will, as alcohol will probably have a bad effect on it...
*turns to Page*
...Right?
*shrugs*
I have no idea, but knowing that thing it's probably better if it doesn't have anything, it might....
*has an idea*
Hehehehe. On second thoughts I can't see the harm.
*snatches Shamay's drink and pours it down Chibi-C's throat. A weird expression crosses it's face and then it starts dancing around erratically, changing random objects into flowers. It then touches Page, turning him into a cute little kitten, before collapsing on the bar, exhausted*
Nya! (hehehe, it worked)
*Page wanders over to Xias, looking at her expectantly*
Nya! (translation: 'Oh no, I am a kitten. Wouldn't it be amusing if someone were to pick me up, hug me and stroke me') :D
Shamay
28-03-2005, 10:25 pm
*Thinks about it, then thinks about the horrible tortment thatd be caused, so pokes C-C instead* Dont drink my drinks, they arent good for you...
*Has another drink and stares at kitty page*
*also staring at Page*
That guy... turned himself into a kitten...
Thanx Xias... *waves the bottle of vodka*
Seems I'll need it...
*turns around to look at C-C*
Seriously,... thats.... strange....
Shamay
29-03-2005, 02:06 pm
Thats cute! Just look out for the teddy...
But kitty page is disturbing... *Glares at kitty page* But also kinda cute...
*finally notices that everyone is staring at him*
Nya.... nya. (translation: 'Um, it seemed like a good idea at the time, I must've had a momentary lapse of sanity.... i'm sure it's not permenant.') ^^;
*looks over at the now comatose Chibi-C who is being licked by Kupo*
(I really hope it's not permanent....)
Kitten Page?
..............
Cute!!! :D
*picks up Page and adoringly strokes him*
Awww, look at his big, shiny eyes! Look at them!
*Grins as push Kupo away from Chibi-C with a free foot*
Naughty Kupo! You don't attack something that just turned a barstool into a very large sunflower. It just isn't safe.
*shakes finger disapprovingly at Kupo while slowly pushing Chibi-C to a safe corner by the ex-barstool*
Gin, I absolutely agree with you; that vodka will come in handy. Trust me, Gin...I've seen worse than this before.
*thinks of a large, rampaging, zombie elephant and shudders*
Here's hoping Fluffy doesn't return otherwise Chibi-C will eat it and then I'll be dead before I go anywhere near it nor it's breath! Actually, if you get close enough to Chibi-C after it ate a large, zombie elephant than it's breath would kill you out-right. Hm.
*remembers Page suddenly*
Anyway, back on fluffy and cute terms, don't you think Page makes a cool Kitten? He's sooo sweet!
*kisses top of Page's head and generally fusses him*
Just look at his shiny fur, and that cute little meow of his! And the eyes....Those melt-your-heart-with-one-stare eyes!!!! :D
*squee*
*purrs contentedly and licks Xias' arm*
(Even if I never turn back to normal, it was worth it!) XD
Meow! (translation: 'Look at what I can do!')
*finds a piece of string and starts playing with it.... until Kupo pushes him off the bar in a fit of jealous rage*
Hisssss! ('I'll get you for that!')
*climbs back up but suddenly realises that Kupo is actually a little bigger then him*
Nya. ('Oh teacakes')
*jumps onto Xias' shoulder in an attempt to get away*
Shamay
29-03-2005, 08:15 pm
*Watches kitty page look silly* I must really not be drunk enough, usually I'm halucinating by now...
Naughty Kupo!
*whistles; a habadasher moogle and an iron smith moogle float in from the front doors*
Guys, I need something that'll keep Kupo on the bar, and safely so but that gives comfort and looks stylish!
*moogles nod and start working*
Now now, Page, you're safe while i'm here.
*plucks Page off shoulder and strokes him idly*
Done yet?
(Moogles): Kup-kupooohhh!(It's a masterpeice!)
*a large iron chain that's surprisingly light is bound around a beer pump with a sturdy padlock. The iron collar is dressed in dark red velvet with a little claw shaped identity tag with acceptable tranquilizer dosage on the back*
Now isn't that nice, Page? Brilliant job, guys, thanks.
*haberdasher hands over a black velvet collar and points at Page; iron smith hands over the padlock keys*
What do you think Page, do you want it on? Might be a treat later if you do wear it...:D
*pockets keys and smiles sweetly at Kupo who has started to glare evilly*
Shamay, if you like, i'll give you another Megahol.
*does so and puts a straw in it for Shamay to drink from*
Originally posted by Xias
What do you think Page, do you want it on? Might be a treat later if you do wear it...:D
*looks at Xias with the feline equivelent of a big grin*
NYA! :D
*grabs the velvet black collar in his mouth and desperately tries to put it on*
*puts collar on around Page's neck*
Ah, if only you were human.......
(This better had not be perminant!)
*kisses head again and resumes idle stroking*
*starts staring at Page again*
...
...
...
he.. tried to put a... collar on... himself....
I'm also starting to hope its not permanent...
*finishes the vodka*
Barkeep, let me have one of those megahol...
TheDarkFlame
30-03-2005, 03:19 pm
page, don't you know how to change back? or did the chidi-thing do it? any skilled changer should know how to change back...
[TRANSFORMS into a LARGE STRIPED GINGER TOMCAT]
Grrowwlll... (BTW... how strong was it? it could be permanent...)
Nya. ('Yeah, Chibi-C did it, so I don't know how to get back to normal as its the first time i've ever changed form. Well, I guess there was that one time with the demonic sword....')
*leaps out of Xias' arms*
Reow! ('Wait, I think I may know of a temporary solution! Does anyone have any ink?')
*crazy grin*
Yep! Meet 'Ye Olde Poet Mooglee'!
*a bizarre looking moogle with ink, fluffy quill and ye olde paper floats over Page*
Tell it what to do and it will do it for ya. Oh...the meowing thing...
*pulls out a giant needle with green liquid inside, shoves it inside the poet moogles and injects*
There! You'll understand it, it'll understand you.
YOPMoogle: Kuupo. (What by thou's desire, m'lord?)
Nya? (' 'Ye Olde Poet Moogle'? Is it inspired by famous wordsmiths such as the one mentioned in your sig and title?') :p
*turns his attention to YOP ( i'm sure it sounds like some kind of milkshake brand....)*
Meow. ('Well I don't know if you'll be able to do this, but I was wondering whether it would be possible to write some kind of charm or something on this collar o' mine. Something that will allow me to change back into human form whenever I wear it? It might be a good temporary solution, provided we loosen the collar a bit first.')
*looks at YOP and Xias with (adorably) hopeful eyes*
Yop is a delicious, nutricious yoghert drink. Well, the nutricious delicious bit I wouldn't actually know about as i've never tried it...
Anyway! YOP, d'you think you can do it?
YOP: Kuuupohh-oh.... (It may be doneth, m'lady, but thine accursed soul doth not bear the seal of the magick....)
No problem, i'll do it.
YOP: Kupo-po-po!!! (Then let it be done!!)
*YOP starts to scribble instructed runes on Page's collar, stopping only to ink his quill*
Hmmmm....Ought to do. Now then, what do we need.......charm for perminance, another for strength so the ink doesn't wear, a spell for growth so that the collar grows with Page and a reversion charm, obviously.
*sighs and has a swig of cider*
Here does nothing...Oh, YOP, it's advisable you get out of the way. I am not in the mood to see a human-moogle hybrid today.
*YOP flutters down by Chibi-C*
If I get it wrong, I apologise in advance. I'm a bit rusty as I generally use science not magic but the skills are there. Right then.. nobody speak.
*starts to chant the names of runes and a large amount of latin, a couple of runes glowing with each rune name spoken*
{Eventually...}
....rehtos demi-felineus finni!!
*Page starts to glow until it's painful to look at him. The light seems to explode, blinding everybody in the nearby vicinity*
.....Page?
*slowly opens his eyes and looks down at himself....*
Two human hands, torso, legs, other... ahem... things. Looks good! ^^
*Runs up to and hugs Xias, then catches a glimpse of himself in a mirror behind the bar*
Wait, did I always have cat ears and a tail? I swear I was an inch taller too....
*sighs* Well I guess it will do for now. Though clothes would be good. *turns bright red with embarassment*
*heavy blushing*
Ummm....Clothes should be where you transformed into a c-c-cat...right?
*smiles weakly and wraps arms around Page's torso*
Even if you are a bit shorter and now have a cat's ears and tail, you're still you again! Hey, it could be worse. You could have a cat's paws and face!
*smiles broadly and nuzzles the side of Page's neck before swiftly swivelling around so not to see his...ahem...'family jewels'*
*quickly rushes to put on his clothes, pausing only to tear a hole in the back of jeans*
Ah much better.... well for everyone around me at least *laughs and moves towards Xias, embracing her. He holds his head close to hers and looks into her eyes, smiling warmly all the while*
Well it looks like I owe you one again. If there's anything I can help you with in the future, don't hesitate to ask. *winks and kisses her gently on the tip of her nose*
*smiles*
You might want to aim lower next time, Page. A payment for all of the situations I've helped you out of recently.
*leans closer, blushing slightly. Suddenly realises who is near by, utters a few more runic words and blinds Shamay*
Hey, it had to be done. Anyway, payment time...
Lower huh?
*quickly blows a rasberry on Xias' stomach*
Too low? *grins then gently begins planting kisses on her neck, slowly moving upwards. He works his way up, past her chin, teasingly lingering on the edges of her lips* High enough yet? ;)
Shamay
30-03-2005, 11:02 pm
*Tries to feel for his megahol, trying desperately not to make the same mistake he usually does* Let me see, barstool, bar, barman, keg, chain, cat, oo cat *strokes kitty* Anyway... Ah, here we go! *Drinks megahol and is actually quite thankfull for the blindness*
Wow, I think for once I might not get myself killed!
*Leans back on his stool, and collapses, throwing his megahol over Xias and Page* Knew it was too good to be true *Tries to crawl away but cant find away aroun d the bar*
Shamay... just how clumpsy... are you..?
*reaches behind bar, pulls out a towell (BTW: I can't spell that word, is it right?) and tosses it to Page & Xias. Then lifts collapsed Shamay and puts him back on his seat*
Barkeep... those were actually good... one more megahol, please...
TheDarkFlame
31-03-2005, 10:47 am
[RETURN from SMALL TIGER]
ermmm.... a red towel... i just hope no bulls are around...
get a room, PLEASE!
and a vodka for the moogle, and whatever the others want.
those monsters are getting a good deal out of sitting there! :D
*sits down and starts munching a packet of Racers™ Chicken crisps (a rip-off brand to Walkers)*
you might want to try the bacon flavour... 92% Real Salmon!
*kicks Shamay off his stool and stamps on his head before wiping the megahol off*
Thanks Gin! Oh, and Grim, if you hadn't noticed this is a room. :D
*turns back to Page and gently kisses his nose tip*
If you aren't willing to finish what you started then i'll do it for you...Unless you are willing to try kissing the little pinkish strips beneath my nose....Well?
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 08:05 pm
*grins*
a room with kissing? MY KINDA PLACE!
*Looks round*
Alyson Hannigan? No? Damn.
*pouts*
Grim, one megamegahol for Riscorn! Please, I really don't want to cast more runic spells....
*pulls out pistol and points it at Riscorn's kneecaps*
Make one perverted move and they'll blow. You have been warned...*evil grin*
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 08:14 pm
Urk!
I'll be good ma'am.
*tries to resist all perverted thoughts and/or actions, sweat breaks out*
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn......... Must resist........ :D
*groans*
Shall I just blow them now and put you out of your misery? Or you do want to actually lose your willpower first?
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 08:18 pm
*sweat pouring*
NNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.... willpower.........
*twitch*
*laughs evilly*
Oh, this is going to be sooo much fun!
*starts shooting at Riscorn's feet, trying to make him 'dance'*
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 08:24 pm
*stops sweating and raises eyebrow*
A gun? Oh, please!
And if you wanted me to dance all you had to do was put some My Chemical Romance on!
*produces MD player and turns up Helena*
Yeah!
*dances like a white guy, but not like a dad*
*shoots kneecaps for the hell of it*
...You annoyed me.
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 08:30 pm
*gasps*
my knees! owwie!
Is it cos I called you a guy? I'm sowwie! *puppy-dog face*
Wait...... I DIDNT GET MY DRINK! :eek: NOOOOO!
No, it wasn't that and you'll have to wait until Grim arrives for the drink. Until then...
*shoots random non-fatal parts of Riscorn, smiling slightly*
*starts grinding his teeth together as a look of pure rage fills his face*
I was willing to overlook the disturbances, but now you're annoying Xias?! Unforgiveable!!
*grabs his sword from the bar and thrusts his sword into Riscorn's stomach. He starts turing the blade to increase the pain, before suddenly removing it and then knocks Riscorn to the floor with a swift kick*
I've gotta'... calm down....
*he starts taking deep breaths and finally stops trembling with rage before turning to Xias*
Sorry, I kinda' lost it for a second.... ^^;
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 08:41 pm
*looks at blood covered clothing*
thats not good....
*looks up, eyes flash red*
thats not very nice....
AND SHE STARTED IT!
PS, page, serious protection issues .....
Ahhhh, for the love of Page!!!! He's protective because we..um...you know!
*fires an Infected moogle at Riscorn who latches onto Riscorn's lips and tries it's hardest to suck out his internal organs*
Sorry, i've watch 28 Days Later today...*apologetic smile*
Anyway, Page, have you considered my offer?
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 08:47 pm
*rolls into corner, fighting moogle*
now that moogle can KISS! :p
Uh, Page, he's scaring me now.....:eek:
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 08:51 pm
Heh heh heh.
*throws away empty moogle skin*
cant kiss as well as me though.... tasted like chicken.... except the liver.
*watches Riscorn with a raised eyebrowf*
Okaaaay.... I'll deal with him soon enough.
*walks back over to Xias and starts stroking her cheek*
Don't worry, i'm more than willing to finish what I started. I just thought i'd make the most of it and take my time. ;)
*slowly begins moving his head closer to hers, then kisses her suddenly and deeply*
:eek: (So sudden! Oh well, at least he got round to it in the end...and he's more than making up for it.)
*eases arms around Page's waist, holding him closer and sighs as the very enjoyable kiss lasts*
(Don't let this moment end.....nor let it be spoilt by that moogle eating freak.)
(..... wow. This is great. No, it's more than great, it's perfection! It's like the first time I ever played with a ball of twine... wait, what am I saying? Must be a side affect of being turned into a cat... gah no, gotta' focus on the kiss. It's a shame it has to end at some point... but i'm not going to be the one to end it!)
*continues the kiss and holds Xias tighter, trying to make the moment last for as long as possible*
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 09:14 pm
am i meant to do something sick and perverted around now? Naw, I dont think so. Enjoy yourselves.
*wanders off, quietly*
Shamay
31-03-2005, 09:46 pm
Usually it is up to us perverts to ruin these monents, make some kind of comment, prod them, cough loudly... But I wont, I know howe anoying that is :) That and Im blind, lying down with a large dent in my head... Another megahol barkeep! And maybe a longer straw....
Riscorn
31-03-2005, 09:54 pm
*looks in*
kiss eneded? good.
Does grim get upset if we help ourselves? I'll leave money on the bar.
Here... *tosses a random bottle to Riscorn*
Put it on my tab...
Where did Grim go..?
Shamay
01-04-2005, 11:57 am
He finds it hard to be on when anyone else is :rolleyes: And I wouldnt worry about money, I never do! Never paid for anything here...
*Drinks more megahol*
TheDarkFlame
01-04-2005, 03:06 pm
Right! i'm back!here, a megamegahol coming up(or sideways)
*throws bottle at riscorn's head*
here, a bucket of megahol and a HUGE straw, for shamay
*puts it on floor*
any other orders, tell the moogle, he'll get it for ya!
and about the bull, you never know what is in here!
*gets charged by a bull*
[bull go bye-bye-BOOM]
that proves it, see!
*breaks kiss off for a moment and gasps*
Sorry...forgot to breath....
*kisses Page again, this time slowly reaching a hand down to finger a pistol*
(Anybody intterupts it's their head. Not that they will, or anything, but it just makes me feel better.....I should've guessed Page would be good, he did know how to wind me up until I felt like I could explode before kissing me!)
Shamay
01-04-2005, 10:56 pm
*Is begining to wonder if Xias has a nose, or is just silly*:rolleyes:
And wow... A BUCKET OF MEGAHOL!!! *Starts drinking* *Passes out for a while*
*Page's tail starts twitching happily as he continues to kiss Xias*
(Well that's embarrasing... but who cares!)
*finally (but reluctantly) he decides to break the kiss and steps back a little, gazing into her eyes*
Wow... I don't think words can describe what i'm feeling right now. Sorry to break off, but I wouldn't want you to pass out from lack of oxygen.
*He starts caressing her face again and winks*
But if you'd like to try it again sometime, i'd be more than happy to oblige. ;)
Shamay
02-04-2005, 12:31 am
Ah, they stopped! Care to stop with the whole gun at the ready thing Xias? Or maybe no...
*Carries on drinking till he passes out* Wow, I can see myself... Ah crap *Spirit swims back inside body* Damn spirit!
Aww, damn it Shamay, get back outside your body! I wanted to do some target practise!
*remembers Page*
Oh...umm....Great, i'll ask soon, don't worry.....Free drinks for everybody! (They were free anyway but they don't know that...)
Hehehe, i'm prepared to take on ghosts.
*runs outside then returns carrying four Proton Packs. He places three on the bar and shoulders the other *
Feel free to grab one, first come first serve.... just don't cross the beams!
*Approaches Shamay whilst grinnig maniacally*
Here ghosty ghosty ghosty.....
:D
TheDarkFlame
03-04-2005, 09:44 am
Mine!
*picks up proton pack and blasts randomly at everything in sight*
:mad:
*blasts Grim in the forehead with Pistol while picking up a pack*
Listen to Page, would ya? Gin, do you want a pack, there's one free?
*whistles and builder moogles set about repairing the damage done by Grim, except to touch the now slightly crispy Chibi-C*
Oh no........
*Chibi-C wakes up, growls and starts turning everything into Sunflowers*
....!.....Chibi! Go for Grim! Go for Grim!!!
*Chibi-C obeys and turns Grim into a large Sunflower*
Good work, my little monster! :D
*starts pulling petals off the Grim sunflower*
Hehehe, this is fun.... oh, wait, i'm supposed to be after Shamay. Maybe Shamay's behind the sunflower!
*blasts Grim with a stream of energy until he's ever so slightly crispy*
I guess not.... :D
TheDarkFlame
04-04-2005, 05:16 pm
[TELEPORTS next to SUNFLOWER]
what? what? that wasn't me, i changed!
(action replay shows i switched with shamay at the last split-second)
so... soz about that! i was just bored...
*sunflower turns into shamay*
that's everyone sorted, drinks all round! and a bucket of megahol for shamay!
(he deserves it for putting up with all this)
Shamay
04-04-2005, 10:52 pm
I think I do... *Walks over (wow, havent been able to walk for ages!) to a proton pack, puts it on and fries Grim for awhile* Asshole...
*Drinks his bucket* Grrr...
TheDarkFlame
05-04-2005, 11:27 am
*a pile of dust*
ouch, i guess i deserved that, soz, owww...
don't do it again, i couldn't see anyone else to swap with!
Chibi-C! Toilet time!!!
*Chibi-C looks about, spots Grim, sits on him and....you get the picture*
Clean up your mess, dear.
*Chibi-C turns Grim into a small Petunia and plants him in a large plant pot*
See Page, I can control it!!! Vodka for both of us! And also, another bucket of Megahol for Shamay as my way of apologise.
*stares at Xias in amazement*
(wow... she's good. I'm kinda envious...)
*quickly hides his shock and starts absently fussing Kupo*
Cool... I could've done it too if I really wanted to....
(feeling so... inadequate...)
Shamay
07-04-2005, 12:35 am
*Drinks from bucket* Thankyou! Wow... Youve never really gotten drunk untill you've drunk it from a bucket... :D
And poor Page, maybe you should try teaching Kupo a trick? Like fetch, play dead, kill...
Wow Shamay, that's a great idea!
*unchains Kupo and sets her down on the bar*
Now Kupo... KILL!
*Kupo leaps up and starts scratching Page's face. It takes a few few moments before he manages to subdue her*
Nice try Kupo, but next time use someone else as the scratching post.
Kupo: Nya!
Right, lets try a different approach.... Shamay has stolen your megahol!
*Kupo hisses in anger and leaps onto Shamay's back, madly tearing at his flesh*
It's your own falut dood. :p
Killer Kupo!
(Bugger, wish Chibi-C had claws...)
Hmm....I hope you don't mind Page, but can I add to Kupo's rage? No? Thank you!
*evil smile*
Kupo! Shamay is trying to get Megahol banned across the country!!
*Kupo goes crazier(if it's possible)*
Shamay
07-04-2005, 08:29 pm
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
*Puts his back with insane Kupo into the bucket of megahol, gets it all over his back and runs around screaming for a while till he falls over*
Damn you Page... And you Xias!!!
milliennium_fox
08-04-2005, 02:44 am
*knocks on the door and walks in*
Erm...hello? I have some packages here for...um...Page and Shamay. Is there a Mr. Page and Mr. Shamay here?
*Places them on the floor*
It says here that the packages contain a trophy...
*Looks around at all the chaos*
Ooookay...if someone will just sign here I'll go...
TheDarkFlame
08-04-2005, 06:35 am
ah, they're for me, from the internet auction site,(i use false names) i'll sigh!
*signs and takes trophys*
okthankyoupleasecomeagainbye!
*runs off*
Oh no you don't!
*seperates Kupo from Shamay and flings her at Grim*
Kupo, Grim's face tastes like megahol!
*a few moments after Grims stops screaming, Kupo walks up to Page with the trophies balanced on her back*
Good girl Kupo!
Kupo: Nya!
*tosses one of the trophies to Shamay, before collecting his own. He then picks up Kupo and begins stroking her*
Thanks for the trophy Fox, why don't you stay and a have a drink?
milliennium_fox
08-04-2005, 07:18 pm
Oh, okay! I'll stick around!
*sits on a barstool*
Oh yeah! I forgot! You just have to sign here...
*holds up paper documents*
Go ahead and open it up! Let's see those trophies!
*starts grumbling while he signs*
I hate having to sign my name - it takes too long!
*opens up his trophy and looks it over unenthusiastically*
Well it's yet another trophy. Barkeep, fill this trophy with whisky! Oh and get Xias and Fox whatever they'd like to drink while you're at it please!
Kupo: Nya!
*sighs and lifts Kupo to the bar* And another saucer of megahol for the cat please.
milliennium_fox
09-04-2005, 04:51 am
*stares at Page's trophy*
It say's right here at the bottom "2000 Posts!". Hey, it's to celebrate your 2000th post! Congrats! Victory Speech! Victory speech! Wait! What does Shamay's trophy say?
*Picks up Shamay's trophy and reads the writing aloud*
It say's "Best Insomniac!". Congrats Shamay!Victory Speech! Victory speech!
TheDarkFlame
09-04-2005, 01:45 pm
ow... your cat... can cut through arcane magic... that cat...
*buys kupo megahol*
Congrats...
BTW... (or maybe not..) My favourite drink is actually a kind of swedish chocolate-milk called Pucko... The word means 'moron'... and this is no joke...
Ooookay Gin....Pucko for the fore-mentioned person please! Also, Fox, is there any mail for me? *coughenviouscough*
*quickly scratches the writing off his own trophy and presents it to Xias*
Here you go, a trophy for 'Queen of the Colosseum/ Best Kisser/ Person Page is Least Likely to Kill/ Celebrating One Year at the Forum/ Person on the Forum who Likes Shakie-spear the Most/etc'! :D
And yes, I am aware that it smells of whisky.
milliennium_fox
10-04-2005, 08:01 pm
Aww...you gave up your only trophy to make Xias feel better...
*wipes tears away from eyes and blows nose*
How romantic!
*Searches through bag of mail*
Anyways, there was some mail for you Xias, but it was mainly bills to pay and fan mail from crazy stalkers but that's about all...
TheDarkFlame
11-04-2005, 04:41 pm
Haha, haha, you got some stalkers, i don't, you do, you're gonna die, i can sleep at night, nya nya!
Xias has stalkers? And it's not me? That's not on! Also...
*casually grabs Grim by the neck and rips out his spine*
Now who's gonna' die? No saying nasty things to Xias!
milliennium_fox
12-04-2005, 05:10 pm
*Watches Grim's spine be pulled out*
Oooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning! By the way, I'll just have a glass of water! Thank you!
Shamay
12-04-2005, 11:25 pm
*Wakes up and hits head off trophy* Wow, an Insomniac award! Wonder why I got this... Heehee... Ill have a megahol in the trophy please!!!
milliennium_fox
12-04-2005, 11:48 pm
*Looks at Shamay*
Wow! Are you okay? Here have some water.
*Hands a glass of water to Shamay*
Oh yeah, by the way, congrats on your trophy! Victory Speech! Victory speech!
Fox, can I have the bills, please? I want to see what happens to Chibi-C when it eats junk mail! Also*whispers*can I have the stalker mail please? I like to keep a collection of them for further inspiration... *AHEM* Anyway.....!
*grins madly at trophie*
I feel so......loved! Thank you!!!
*pulls Page into a deep kiss*
milliennium_fox
13-04-2005, 06:57 pm
Well, here's you mai...
*Notices Xias is busy with Page*
Oh, I see your busy!
*Looks around feeling awkward*
I'll just leave them here on the table for you!
*Smiles nervously*
*the shock of being disturbed causes a nose whistle*
(Oh poopie-doodles...)
*a Doctor Moo(gle) arrives in his very own mini Tardis, sticks a peice of metal on both Fox's and his master's temple and leaves via the Tardis*
(Normal............. I think these things let us communicate telepathly! Hang around, enjoy a drink and as soon as Page responds they'll be no need for embarrisement! Feel free to punch Shamay and/or Grim in the mean time!)
(Note to self - give gifts to Xias more often.)
*eventually pulls away from Xias but leaves his arm around her waist*
Um, you're welcome. Though it might be for the best if we stopped kissing for a while, i'm starting to get ideas.... ;)
*blushes and turns to face Fox*
You sure you only want a glass of water Fox? C'mon, join the party!
*something registers in his head*
Hey Xias, what did you mean when you mentioned keeping the stalker letters for 'inspiration'? Should I be jealous? :p
milliennium_fox
14-04-2005, 06:40 pm
*Pokes at the metal object on head*
Cool! Telepathy! It's a shame it doesn't give me telekinesis though...
*Continues drinking glass of water*
Oh by the way Page, I'm ok with water! It looks like Shamay could use a drink though...
*Looks at Shamay's shredded corpse of a body*
Fox, hang on a sec!
*whistles and a fat greasy moogle in green overalls appears, wheasing with the effort of flight*
Give the telepathy thing on Fox's head an upgrade to Telelkenisis please.
*moogle grunts, whacks the metal with a large spanner a few times, pushes a bunch of wires into it and flies off*
Uh...I guess it's done. Give it a try!
*turns back to Page*
Page, what I ment by 'inspiration' is that I read them to get my juices flowing when I have to write threatening letters...:) Also, about those ideas, hold on to them until I can get you alone, okay....;)
milliennium_fox
14-04-2005, 07:58 pm
Cool! I have telekinesis now!!
*Raises several glasses of water with only the power of the mind*
Weeeee!! Look what I can do!
*Accidently splashes Page with glasses of water*
Oops!! I'm sooooo sorry!
*Looks nervously at Xias*
...............:p Nice shot Fox!!!
*grabs a dry bar towel and starts to dry off Page*
Next time, aim for Shamay, okay?
Grrr.... you just had to give Fox telekinetic powers, didn't you Xias? *sighs and glares at Fox*
Consider this a warning Fox, you're lucky that i'm in a reasonably good mood. If it happens again I may have to retaliate....
milliennium_fox
14-04-2005, 08:20 pm
*Says weakly*
Sorry! Sorry! I'll try to be more careful next time!
*Places the glasses back on table*
Hmmm...wonder what I should try to levitate next...
*Looks at Shamay's trophy*
Shamay
14-04-2005, 11:26 pm
*Holds trophy tight* BAH! And btw, Im happy with looking like a corpse! But... *Drinks some water* Hmm... *Falls over* Gah...
milliennium_fox
15-04-2005, 12:32 am
*Levitates the trophy and spins it in circles while Shamay holds on*
Ha ha ha! This is fun! Wait...this isn't right...
*Places Shamay back down on the ground with trophy*
Er...sorry! Guess I got a little carried away!
*Shrugs at Shamay*
Odd, I thought Shamay was the one getting carried away.... ;)
*picks up Kupo (and her megahol, as he doesn't want to get mauled) and moves to the other end of the bar*
No offense, but I don't quite trust your crazy mind powers Fox.
Cool.... telekinesis.....
Hey, Fox.... Do some tricks.....
Shamay
16-04-2005, 12:24 am
*Runs and hides behind Page* I dont like being a test subject... But then again... *Runs, salvages megahol, then hides again* Much better :D
milliennium_fox
16-04-2005, 12:46 am
*Notices everyone staring*
Erm...whoops?
*Turns around and begins to make packages and letters float in circles*
See? I can still do tricks and no one can poooossibly get hurt...
*smiles at everyone*
Shamay
16-04-2005, 10:23 pm
Well okay then... *Comes out of hiding and whacks head on a flying package* GAH! *Goes back into hiding* Damn flying packages...
*gets a paper cut from a floating letter*
Ow! And why am I letting Shamay hide behind me?
*grabs Shamay and pushes him towards Fox*
You owe me for all the trouble you casued dood! :p
milliennium_fox
17-04-2005, 07:59 am
Oh sorry!
*While making sure everyone is ok, Fox is distracted and unaware that the packages and letters are now flying wildly around the room. A package hits Page over the head and several letters give Shamay and Grim paper cuts*
Ugh! What am I doing?! Guess I still need some practice!
*Packages and letters fall to the floor*
(Heh heh. That was kinda funny actually!)
Gah! That hurt! Let's see how you like this!
*lifts Shamay and throws him headfirst at Fox*
Sorry Shamay, that's the last time i'll use you as a weapon. ^^;
Hmm.... *watches Shamay flying by* Letters and packages... aren't very funny.... Or cool.... Do something else, please....
*A package stops and falls on head instead of floor*
Ouch... Hey, this is adressed to Shamay.... *Throws package after flying Shamay*
TheDarkFlame
18-04-2005, 04:55 pm
anything for me? at all?
milliennium_fox
18-04-2005, 05:33 pm
*Using telekinesis, Fox stops Shamay in mid air and throws him aside accidently landing on the bar tender*
Hey! I said I was sorry Page! If it's going to be like that...TAKE THIS!!
*Using the mind powers, lifts Shamay again and throws him spinning at Page*
Oh yeah, by the way Grim, here ya go!
*While simultaneously throwing Shamay, Fox lifts several packages and sends them flying at impossible speeds towards Grim*
TheDarkFlame
18-04-2005, 05:36 pm
*catches packages, slicing one open*
WOOHOO! a new blade!
*picks up packages and starts opening them*
Thanks!
*pokes m_fox
Shamay
18-04-2005, 06:29 pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
*Waves arms frantically whilest fdlying through the air* Put me down, Im not a good weapon! Im all soft and squidgy!!!
Gah *Grabs package* Ooooooo, extra gravity! *Hits the floor* Gah, well least I stopped....
Stopped? Not for loo-oooong.......*evil grin*
*yanks Shamay up by the shirt and kicks him back into the air, watching him soar*
Page, dear, stop being so mad with Fox. I actually kinda like her! :D Also, Fox, I give you permission to toss Shamay around like a peice of peice! However, I can't be held responsible for anyone elses actions if you hit them...
Gah, okay Xias. It'll be tough, but i'll try to be nice to Fox.
*walks over to Fox and extends his hand (while warily watching out for flying objects)*
Truce?
Shamay
18-04-2005, 10:46 pm
*lands back down on Xias' back* WEEEEE!!!! Please dont do that again *Clings on for dear life*
*stares at Shamay with disbelief*
Dood, i'm REALLY going to have to kill you now!
*breaks Shamay's fingers in order to loosen his grip and kicks him off Xias. He then picks up the closest object to him and flings it at Shamay's head. Unfortunately the closest object happens to be Kupo, who hits Shamay with tremendous force before collapsing on the floor*
NOOOOOOO! I'm so sorry Kupo!
*rushes to pick up Kupo and nurses her in his arms, momentarily forgeting about Shamay*
MEDIC!!!!!!
milliennium_fox
19-04-2005, 05:43 am
*Looks around panicking*
Ummm...I know CPR!!
*Runs towards mail bag and rips open a few packages*
Yes!! Emergency medical supplies! Sorry city-in-desperate-need-of-medical-supplies, but someone needs them just as badly!:p
TheDarkFlame
19-04-2005, 05:21 pm
kupo should be fine, if no-one kicks her!
my packages were... NINJA KITTENS!
*3 ninja kittens, about 4 inches high look at kupo*
look, they like her!
*ninja kitten goes 'mow!' (mummy?)*
ermmm... is this a good thing?
Shamay
19-04-2005, 06:42 pm
*Crawls in a corner and plays dead* Play dead play dead play dead...
TheDarkFlame
19-04-2005, 06:55 pm
*a ninja kitten goes up to shamay and stares at him*
i think it likes you... i'll call it shamz!
Question: How the hell did Kupo get herself pregnant, give birth to kittens and train them without us noticing!?!:confused:
..........I need to sit down, thats way too confuesing.
*tosses Fox a large bottle of Megahol*
Works better than CPR on a Megahol loving cat. Trust me. While i'm not on the subject, how many times have you saved me Page? Maybe I'll do something in return soon......:)
milliennium_fox
19-04-2005, 10:57 pm
*Gives Megahol to Kupo while looking at the Kittenjas*
Awww...they even have their ninja costumes on!:D
*Huggles a kittenja*
I want one!:D
Shamay
19-04-2005, 11:15 pm
*Strokes Shamz* Wow, so cute!!! ^_^ *Strokes and cuddles Shamz for awhile*
*Kupo wakes up and looks warily at the other kittens*
Kupo: 'Nya?'
Hooray, she's alright! Thanks Xias, Fox. :D
But those kitten's can't be Kupo's - she's just a kitten herself! I guess I can't complain though - they seem to be making everone happy.
*places Kupo on the ground and winks at Xias*
I need no reward for saving you Xias, the fact you are safe is a reward in itself. ^^
YOU EVIL PEOPLE!!!!INCLUDING KITTENS IN A FIGHT!!!!*steals the kittens and runs to a safe place* dont ever do it again!!!!
TheDarkFlame
20-04-2005, 04:11 pm
*ninja kittens slice duo into ribbons*
These aren't just kittens, they're ninja kittens! and they fight!
*ninja kittens come back*
ok, shamay, you can have shamz, and fox can have one, i've got at least 8 here without those two!
*shamz plays with megahol glass*
nooo! not good!
*glass falls over, spilling all over shamz*
Shamay
20-04-2005, 07:51 pm
I think he's taking after me :D Clumsy and loves megahol :) *Picks Shamz out of the megahol puddle and lets him lick himself clean* Good kitty :)
Grim, could I have one? Pleaaaaasssseeee.....
*Chibi-C sniffs a ninja kitten and eats it*
.....Okay.......
*Chibi-C starts to drink Megahol to stop the Ninja-Kitten shredding it's stomach*
Page, why oh why had Chibi-C eaten one of Grim's pets? I'm starting to wish I hadn't taken it now...Fox, got anything for a little version of a terribly terrifying demon best with severe stomach ache? Please say you do, otherwise Chibi-C could attempt something bigger...
*Chibi-C starts to eye up a barstool and starts to shift towards it*
*shrugs*
I thought Chibi-C only liked to eat pigeons and squirrels - I think this place and the people here are having a bad influence on it. Could be useful though....
*pushes Chibi-C away from the barstool and starts prodding it in order to make it move in Shamay's direction*
TheDarkFlame
21-04-2005, 06:34 pm
RIGHT!!! NOTHING EATS MY KITTENS!!!!
*slices chibi-c in half, kitten is unhurt*
now, i should be able to get the thing fixed... for a price... you can have a kitten if you want!
milliennium_fox
22-04-2005, 06:00 am
*watches Chibi-C get cut in half, then turns away and covers eyes*
The violence!! I can't watch!! I think I'm gonna be sick...
*Uses telekinesis to shove Chibi-C's remains into a corner out of sight*
I feel better now!
*Turns around and smiles at everyone*
That thing's just getting weirder every minute.... *looks at remains of CC*
Grim killed Chibi-C..... *narrows his eyes*
Can you guess what's going to happen next?
*kicks Grim against the wall before unsheathing his sword and using it to propel Grim into the air. He then draws a pair of handguns and fires rapidly - juggling Grim in midair. Once Grim's full of lead, Page leaps up and impales Grim on his sword, applies all his weight and drives him into the ground. The sword sticks firmly in the ground, pinning Grim*
So now he's defenseless, who else wants to kick Grim's ass?
*grins madly*
milliennium_fox
23-04-2005, 09:34 am
*Is in awe at Page's DMC moves*
Oooooh! That was some cool moves Dant-er...Page!:D My turn! MY TURN!!
*Uses telekinesis to raise several sharp items into the air then sends them flying into Grim*
Oh! That's gonna hurt! These powers are COOL!
*Smiles then notices everyone's stunned expression*
Eheh heh...I kinda get carried away!:D
whoa...page just found a way to match god modding...with skill!!!we salute you page-sensei!!!
Nobody kills my pets!!!! Not even if they've eaten theirs!!!!!!!!!
*tosses Megahol onto Grim before stamping on his head repeatedly, slicing it off with Page's sword, kicking it into the air and ramming Page's sword into the ground, jumping off it to kick Grim's head into a near-by wall with a satisfying crack before prising his head out of the wall, tossing it onto his torse and peirces both of them with Page's sword before turning to the corner where Chibi-C lies and casually tossing a lit lighter onto Grim's corpse*
Burn baby burn....... :mad:
.....Anyway, let's see if I can't get Chici-C to pull itself together! :D
*retrieves his sword and wipes it clean*
Wow, i'd say that Xias is even more vicious than I am (and she makes better puns than Fox)! I'm really glad that we've teamed up. Plus she still manages to look pretty cute whilst kicking ass.... :D
*turns to Fox*
You did pretty good too. I don't suppose you have any kind of magical resurrection potions in those medical supplies of yours? Or some super glue? ^^;
*stands bewildered in the corner* page and xias are....scary....:(
Awwww......cheers Duo!!! :D
Anyway..
*whistles and Ye Olde Poete Moogle*
YOP: Kuuuupo-po-po? (What do you request of me, m'lady?)
More scribing deary!
YOP: Kupo...(oh joy)
*barks out runes to YOP who scribbles them down at great speed; after the spell has been written YOP slams it onto Chibi-C and the parchement joins Cibi-C together, melting into it's skin*
All done!
*Chibi-C pees on Grim*
Good monster.
you like being scary? and i see your using scrool spell magic...good choice...
milliennium_fox
25-04-2005, 05:40 pm
Well I guess we won't need those medical supplies for Chibi-C after all!
*Looks at Grim's corpse*
I don't think all the medical supplies in the WORLD could save him now...! Guess we'll have to get rid of his corpse now! Any ideas?
Meh, just leave him to the scavengers.
*Kupo starts chewing on Grim's remains*
No, not you - bad Kupo! Anyone would think I didn't feed ya'!
*picks up the cat and walks back to the bar*
Oh well, now that the fun's over lets get back to drinking - this rounds on me! :D
Shamay
25-04-2005, 07:52 pm
*Is sitting over grim toasting marshmellows* I like this campfire :) Anyway! Drinks on Page? WOO! Ill have... Uhm... Anything :D
Megahol for Shamay!
*tosses industrial size bottle of Megahol to Shamay*
Fox!! What would you like, hm? I'm in a good mood so whatever you fancy, you'll have. :D
*turns to Page and pets Kupo, hand damp with Megahol to keep it friendly*
And you? I don't normally get this happy so make an advantage of it. Just remeber, anything you like....;)
In the mean time!
*pulls out a large roasting spit covered in a variety of meats and vegetables and settles it over Grim's remains before tossing a bottle of Megahol on him to give the fire a kick*
Food, anyone?
Originally posted by Xias
*turns to Page and pets Kupo, hand damp with Megahol to keep it friendly*
And you? I don't normally get this happy so make an advantage of it. Just remeber, anything you like....;) *stare at Xias with wide eyes and drops Kupo*
That caught me off guard! :D
*laughs and wraps his arms around her*
Well, I have few ideas - but i'm not sure this is the place for that.... ;)
Shamay
26-04-2005, 06:29 pm
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Im scared, bad page! Although you did give me a drink... Wait Xias gave me a drink, YAY! Industrial sized :) Uhm, where was I... Ooo looky free food *Goes to eat some of the food being roasted over Grim*
milliennium_fox
26-04-2005, 06:42 pm
*Read Pages mind when he previously posted*
Gaaaaaaaah! His thoughts! My telepathy! Arrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!
*Runs into wall while saying "Arrrrrgh!!!" then falls flat on face*
Shamay
26-04-2005, 08:48 pm
Poor fox, you poisoned her mind! *Throws some megahol on fox hoping itll wake her up*
Eep! Sorry for making Page go....well, making Page think like that!
*hurries over and fiddles with the Telepathy thingy*
Maybe this ought to do....? I think you can listen to people's minds specifically, like if you want to read Shamay's mind you'll read his thoughts with no one else interferring.....I hope......
*Chibi-C eyes Shamay enviously*
Uhh....Toss Chibi-C some food, would you? Before he swallows the half roasted chicken bits in Vindaloo sauce and lets fire out of one of his holes, which ever is effected first........
Shamay
26-04-2005, 09:18 pm
*Throws a random bit of food at c-c* Ack! He's gonna be mad that was a tomatoe! *Tries to make up for it by throwing lots of chicken wings to him*
And you shouldnt read my mind, its nice a bright till you notice the dark scary patches =)
*Chibi-C eats all bits thrown at it by Shamay*
Yep, that'll pacify him! And Fox knows never to read your mind, it's a given that you don't read the minds of criminally insane people. Then again she shouldn't read anybodies mind if they're on this forum.....
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