Arena: Fated Moogle Sanctuary

[Xias]

Ladies and gentlecreatures, this is my humble...testing arena. Okay, clinical data harvesting center......Or where I test out new moogle related weaponry. To your right...
*points right*
...Is where my moogle treats are kept. Don't restrain the urge to eat them, I often do and i'm not crazy(much)! To the left...
*points left*
...Is my chemical store. Go in there if you want, just don't touch the Moogles floating in green liquid. They get annoyed if you do that...*shudders*...Behind you
*points behind you*
..Is the exit and the fire extinguishers. Don't touch the Japanese ones, I had my Ninja Moogles steal them. And behind me...
*points behind myself*
...Is the Moogle captivit- uhh....The Moogle Safe Houses! Anyone attempts to steal anything from here, minus the stuff I said you could, will have a legion of HellSpawn Moogles bearing down on their sorry corpses. Enjoy your stay!
Oh, one last detail, you see that Moogle who is floating above us and glowing green? Don't touch him, the moron got too near my Radioactive Moogle Evolution Accellorator.

[Shamay]

Well then, lets see... *Pokes the green moogle with a long stick, throws some food at it, drinks some of the weird goo the moogles are floating in, then throws a fire extinguisher at the moogle 'safe' house*
YAY!

[Mysty]

can i have a pink moogle??? with black wings??? thats called balmung satoshi felix san?

[Xias]

Hmmm.......Hang on Mysty!
*runs into 'Moogle Safe House', there is a black flash*
Here you go, a moogle with black wings called Balmung Satoshi Felix san.
*Moogle bows*
Shamay, for doing everythign I said not to, eat evil moogle!!!
*pulls out Moogle Cannon and launches Fetishist Moogles in Shamay's direction*

[Hogso]

Originally posted by Xias
*pulls out Moogle Cannon and launches FETISHIST Moogles in Shamay's direction*
You better not enjoy them too much Shamay!!
AAAHAHAHAHA! :D
Thats a classic :)

[Shamay]

HEY! I DIDNT TECHNICALLY DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!
*Runs away from the moogles trying to tie him to the floor and handcuff him*

[shimmy]

purple moogle greeen wings please!!!!

called.... mbleh!

[Xias]

Oh darling gimps with wings, why not try out your Shamay sized gags?
*cackles evily while running back into 'moogle safe house', there is a purple flash*
Here ya go, shimmy! One purple moogle with green wings called mbleh!
*moogle bows and belches a poisonous gas cloud*
Hmmm........Over did the poison. I could toast this one and re-do it, or do you like mbleh as it is? And you Hogso, want a moogle? Any colour, skill, wing span you like as it's you!
*Fetishist moogles have become distracted and now using chains on each other*
Eww....Recall!!!!
*Draws Arcaina and slashes the moogles to chunks, splattering the green floaty moogle; pulls out a check list*
Fetishist moogles will go gimp on each other...Solve the problem: give them a strange sexual kick out of using fetish stuff on Shamay but when using their kit on each other they get depressed......Should work!
*Runs into 'moogle safe house', there is a black flash and the sound of chains rattling*
Time to test this batch out...
*shoots new wave of Fetishist Moogles from the Moogle Cannon and grins as they chase Shamay*
I love my work!

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Xias
Hmmm.......Hang on Mysty!
*runs into 'Moogle Safe House', there is a black flash*
Here you go, a moogle with black wings called Balmung Satoshi Felix san.
*Moogle bows*
Shamay, for doing everythign I said not to, eat evil moogle!!!
*pulls out Moogle Cannon and launches Fetishist Moogles in Shamay's direction*

OMG!!! The cutest Moogle ever!!!

*huggles Xias and Balmung Satoshi Felix san*

[Xias]

*huggles Mysty*
Glad I could help you!:D

[Shamay]

:eek::eek::eek::eek:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tries hiding in the green liquid without touching the moogles*

[Xias]

Why did you have to make this complicated, Shamay?*sighs*
Okay then.......In the jars of goo are......Foetal Pyscic Moogles....Uhh...........That's it!
*Launches the rest of the Fetishist Moogles and reloads Cannon*
I've never attempted this but hey, in the name of watching Shamay getting forced into bondage by an army of moogles, I will bear the consequences!
*Shoots several hundred PiranaMoogle into every vat of liquid*
If you guys so much as touch the mini moogles I will deep fry you and serve you to Thaxul!!!!!!:mad:

[mimiru_rei]

there are mini moogles too?

*mimiru_rei grabs a few, tosses them up into the air and roundhouses them off into the distance and laughs*

ha ha that was fun now where are some more of you ickle critters? *starts looking for more mini-moogles to kick*

[Mysty]

Originally posted by mimiru_rei
there are mini moogles too?

*mimiru_rei grabs a few, tosses them up into the air and roundhouses them off into the distance and laughs*

ha ha that was fun now where are some more of you ickle critters? *starts looking for more mini-moogles to kick*

DON'T COME NEAR ME AND ALL MY BALMUNGS!!!

*she runs and hides under a tablewith all her Balmung moogles*

[mimiru_rei]

Originally posted by Mysty
DON'T COME NEAR ME AND ALL MY BALMUNGS!!!

*she runs and hides under a tablewith all her Balmung moogles*

don't worry mysty i have no intention of hurting your Balmung moogles i'm only interested in mini-moogles *continues to search for mini-moogles*

[Xias]

You...kicking...my...babies!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAH!!!!!!
*starts chasing mimiru, swing Arcaina wildly*
Even shamay wouldn't do that! That's just cruelty to moogles, damn it! I should get the RSPCM'' on you!

''- Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Moogles

[mimiru_rei]

*finds some moogles of any type except Balmung and starts throwing them into the air and roundhousing them too*

go on then get the RSPCM i'd like to see them deal with me *laughs as she watches moogles fly in all directions*

[Shamay]

*Quickly escapes from the pirhana moogles* Ok, now I just need to- AH CRAP! *Gets tied down by fetishmoogles* OH THE KINKYNESS! THIS IS SO WRONG yet very oooooooooh...

*Quickly escapes again and runs after the flying moogles* Help me flying moogles help me!

[Xias]

Originally posted by Shamay
THIS IS SO WRONG yet very oooooooooh...

I'm scared......
Anyways i'll get you out and call off my minions of gimpness if you help me to get mimiru. Look, i'll do it now.

*whistles and fetish moogles sadly help Shamay away from the Pirana Moogles and dump him away from the EVIL mimiru*

Okays? Now help me get that moogle abusing monster! Only I play god with moogles, dammit!!!!

*fires several Ninja Moogles towards mimiru before eating several bags of moogle treats at once for an unexplained reason*

[mimiru_rei]

as a fellow ninja - i 'm sorry ninja moogles for this!

*does summoning pose* I call upon the Hammer of Godly Thunder - Volt!

*Volt appears, and unleashes their lightning attack frying the ninja moogles*

[Shamay]

WOO! I free! YAY! *Grabs a long stick shaped moogle and pokes mimiru with it*

[mimiru_rei]

*mimiru_rei grabs the stick and throws it far off into the distance* don't poke me with a stick!

[Shamay]

Im not poking you with a stick! Im poking you with a moogle! Silly mimiru
Xias, maybe you should get the fetish moogles on her?

[mimiru_rei]

*mimiru_rei grabs a random moogle and hits shamay round the head with it* I am NOT silly!

[Shamay]

You are silly! Youre hitting me round the head with a moogle! How silly is that?! And XIAS! GET OVER HERE! EEK!:eek:

[mimiru_rei]

grrrr - i am not silly

*does summon pose again and summons Celsius (the ice summon spirit) and she turns some moogles into moogle-icles picks up one while wearing gloves and starts hitting shamay with a frozen moogle* is this better then?

[Shamay]

No, its even more silly! Look at that frozen face! *rolls around on the floor half in pain half laughing*

[Xias]

Uh, Shamay, remember how I changed my fetish moogles? Well, they, umm......only like using their gear on you. Sorryyyyy!
*bows apologeticly before rising with an intelligent look*
However, I don't just use Alchemy to produce GM Moogles, ya know. It's fun, sure, but that's a hobby. My real work was to do experimentation with various....stuff....
*plays idly with Arcaina before tossing it into the air. the sword gets stuck on a large icicle that has formed due to Celsius*
Bugger! I'm going to have to use this earlier than usual...Oh wells.
*draws Glacierifle and shoots down Arcaina*
Right then. Excuse me, Shamay, mimiru, I just need to check if i've got an item on my persona. Hold on a sec.
*pulls a glass test tube from a pocket and drops it with an idle grin*
This is going to be a lot of fun. I hope.
*From the shards of glass emerges the demon, Onahiru*
Onahiiiiruuuu!:) This is my little demon buddy I formed during experimentation with a metal absorbing substance produced as a bi-product of my godly antics with the moogles. Swallows metal and grows, adores the cold-
*Onahiru starts to bat around a few frozen fetish moogles*
-And adores to hit moogles. Wonderful....WAKE UP YOU OVER GROWN MONSTER! ATTACK MIMIRU AND ASSIST SHAMAY BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO MOOGLE REFUSE!!! IDIOT!!!!:mad:
*Onahiru begins to move towards mimiru, drawing longsword on the way.*
Demons....
*swallows an aspirin*

[mimiru_rei]

aww crap - this doesn't look good! Shamay i'll leave this to you then!
*mimiru_rei teleports out the arena with her secret ninja abilities*

[Shamay]

WOO! That got rid of her! But thats a big scary demon *hides inside the moogle treats*

[Xias]

With pleasure! Onahiiiiiruuuuuu.....!
*Onahiru turns around and gets a face full of glowing blue gunk from another test tube which acts like acid, turning the demon into the typical red Demon Spawn*
Now who else can I terrorise with my minions? I'm not going to use them on you, Shamay, you've suffered enough...

[Shamay]

Use them on Thaxul! No, even better, bkite!!!!!

[Xias]

Hey, that could work! Just lure the moron over here and he'll get a taste of moogle love.....:)

[Mysty]

awwwwwwwwwwww...moogle love, sounds so cute...

[Shamay]

XIAS!!! USE THE GIMP MOOGLES ON MYSTY!

[Mysty]

*Hits shamay round the head with one of her pink fluffy moogles*

don't you even think about it

[Shamay]

Isn't it a bit late for that? Oh well *Runs over to the treats and eats a few*

[Mysty]

*steels her remaining moogles and does a runner*

[Xias]

Grrrr..........
*pulls out a mini-moogle from pocket and flicks it towards Mysty*
Follow her. Now then, for fun.....
*Moogle Cannon is pulled out and spews fetishist moogles at Shamay*
Fuuuuun!!!!!!!!!
:D

[Mysty]

Originally posted by Xias
Grrrr..........
*pulls out a mini-moogle from pocket and flicks it towards Mysty*
Follow her. Now then, for fun.....
*Moogle Cannon is pulled out and spews fetishist moogles at Shamay*
Fuuuuun!!!!!!!!!
:D

*kills moogle chasing her*

[Shamay]

*Chases after Mysty* KILL ME TOO! OR ILL GRAB HOLD OF YOU!!!!

[Mysty]

...*kills shamay and then goes and eats a strawberry and vanilla ice cream woth a flake on top and lttle sparkly bits*

[Xias]

*sits by Mysty eating the exact same thing but mint choc chip ice cream instead of strawberry*
We should enter Shamay for the Turner Prize. Something that grotesque would win it in an instant.

[Mysty]

nah, i wouldn't want to see something like THAT win

[Shamay]

*Pokes the majorly mutilated remains of my body* Wow... Very very dead... Please dont enter it into anything, my guts are showing...

[black saber]

Littal does mysty, shammy and xias know. The outcome of a fetish moogle and shamay is a moogle named black saber who sneeks out of shamy. Grabes xias's ice cream and terns it into an assassin moogle named bobo!!!!:eek:

[Hogso]

I think this deserves a little mention! A new member has dared set foot into the colluseum! :D THANK YOU GOD!!!

And thanks to black saber for having a little go in here! :) Have fun :O

[black saber]

Hey bobo kill hogso. *Black saber runs to shamay* M..M.Mother are you o.k. *Black saber sences a fetish moogle behind him*.
Father my mother was happaly raped by you DIE!!! *Black saber reaches into his pocket and grabes a mini gun thats 20X the size of him and shoots fetish moogle 80 times*. WHO ELSE WANTS SOME MUHAHAHAHA.

[Shamay]

What... The... Feth? DAMN YOU XIAS!!!! *Runs away very fast*

[black saber]

NO MOTHER COME BACK DONT REGECT ME sob I AM YOUR MOOGLE. I can mack spoons, cheese, chocolate anything out off ice cream for you. Err err sais fetish moogle. Dont you ever die father. *Frows the mini gun at him, gets a hand gun out and shoots dead between the eyes*. bobo cach mother for me or i tern you back into ice cream.

[mimiru_rei]

OMG this is like some drug induced nightmare! What the hell is going on here? *watches the horror unfold from afar*

[Balmung-san]

Black Moogle with bright breen wings called Sora please ^_^

[black saber]

NO MORE MOOGLE EXPERAMENTS I AM THE ULTIMATE MOOGLE DIE. Your face bulmong hahaha you shood of seen it. o and erm no more moogles or i will set bobo on them. Not as in macking them bread just death.

[Hogso]

Originally posted by black saber
I can mack spoons, cheese, chocolate anything out off ice cream for you
coooooooooooooool...hmm...a plug please :)

[black saber]

Originally posted by Hogso
coooooooooooooool...hmm...a plug please :)

O.k, i need £5 cos im gready and a choc chip ice cream with chocolate spincals on it waying about 200 Grams.

[Hogso]

BAH
screw that! I'm not made of money! But imagine if you where, it'd be really crap...people would try and pull bits of you off and such :(

[black saber]

Originally posted by Hogso
BAH
screw that! I'm not made of money! But imagine if you where, it'd be really crap...people would try and pull bits of you off and such :(

You would get very firsty after all you would go soggy over a drink. And if a girl/girl's ask your messurements you would have to say "im a £20 impresive hu". LOL!!!

[Shamay]

That could just be amazing when filling things in "How much do you way?" "Five million pounds"

And where was I? *Runs abit more*

[Hogso]

Originally posted by black saber
And if a girl/girl's ask your messurements you would have to say "im a £20 impresive hu". LOL!!!
AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Magic! :p

[Natsume-chan]

wow! i wanna be made outta money! but i wanna way 10 million pounds:D
oooooo come to think of it, cld u make me a moogle made outta money! then i cld bring it shopping with me =D
and i cld buy all the manga, anime and RPG's that i want! wooohooo!
xo

[Shamay]

I think Natsume-chan has just thought of the worlds most perfect moogle... BUt knowing Xias it would spurt fire and set itself alight :eek:

[Natsume-chan]

noooooo! my perfect moogle, my money!!!!!!!!!! it had soooooo better not spurt fire! it cld vomit £2 coins tho *wink wink,nudge nudge, shove shove* <---hopefully i'm being subtle enough to Xias, whatcha think?! :D
*looks around...does not remember a cliff being any where near her when she shoved Xias tho...* ^-^;
would ooooops suffice?!
xo

[black saber]

I wood want wont a moogle made out of chocolate that doubles in size every day. Althow he wood instontly be deformed from me eating him.

[Shamay]

Imagine a chocolate moogle coming home after a long cold day... Sits down infront of a nice warm fire, and 5mins later theres a nice like chocolate puddle... Poor moogle...

[black saber]

If the puddle grow that be great i love melted chocolate

[Natsume-chan]

ya! mmmm, marshmellows dipped in choclate, thats nice :D *drools*
xo

[black saber]

Originally posted by Natsume-chan
ya! mmmm, marshmellows dipped in choclate, thats nice :D *drools*
xo

Idear i want a marshmellow moogle that grows

[Natsume-chan]

yeah! and u cld dip the marshmellow moogle into th melted chocolate moogle and angel moogles will be singing at the door!
:D
xo

[Xias]

*re-emmerges from the shadows*
What the hell? This place has gone off topic.
*yawns and stretches*
Anyways, moogles to spawn...
*several large flashes shine from the moogle safe house*
Black Moogle with bright breen wings called Sora, for who ever asked (sorry, have just emerged from hybernation, i'm forgetful).
Natsume-chan, for pushing me off the cliff you REALLY do not deserve this but you're new to me so consider this my hello present.
*Presents a pair of moogles; one looks normal but belches £2 coins every now and again and a large marshmellow moogle with a solid chocolate wings*
How do you know me by the way? I'm not evil....well, much. Black Saber, another new face!
*Presents a chocolate moogle that regenerates eaten/lost chocolate and can melt and...unmelt(?) at the owner's will*
Is that okay for everybody? Good.:D Now where are you....Yura!
*Silver looking moogle with angel wings and a halo flys over to Xias and sits on shoulder*
Everybody, meet Yura, my Moogle Welfare Officer. (Yura: Kupo!)
...
Anybody else want a moogle!?!

[Thaxul]

((why is this a sticky? :confused: ))

[Ruri-Ruri]

hogso says cos otherswise there woudlnt be any arenas on the default page or something...and this was the last most popular one!


is a moogle very similar to a cat?

[Shamay]

Not the way I remember them! Cats never chased me with chains and whips...

[Hogso]

This is what a moogle looks like to me:
http://hyuga.pseudoangel.com/bocetos/Moogle%20-%20Julio%2026%202004.gif
But I think this little fella needs to lay off the ol' moogle cookies :/

Hmm...can I have a cookie moogle?

[Xias]

Moogle cookie? I always thought Moogles liked Kupo Nuts...? Which ever, that little Moogle needs to lay off them! Aww, so sweet...May have to borrow that. Anyway, excuse me a second while I pat myself on the back for creating the only arena left.
*pats back twice*
Anyway, as it's you Hogso, you may have a whole bag of Moogle Cookies (if they are the Moogles favourite food or not is still to be seen)!!
*Hands Hogso a bag of Moogle Cookies and shakes free hand vigorously*

[TheDarkFlame]

what about a grim reaper moogle? that would be sooo cool!

[Xias]

*motions behind Grim's back, where a little grim reaper moogle has appeared*
Yours to keep as long as you don't set it on me or Page.

[TheDarkFlame]

cool! did you say i can keep it 'as long as i set it on you?'
btw, take this!
*throws black box at xias*
this makes moogles rapidly de-mutate into slugs if you can tune into their brain waves!
*slices through THE GRIM MOOGLE with scythe*
cool! just like me!
*M*slices through the wall*M*
where is he going?